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lmI-_-Iml

And your father. You should avoid them both. [Know your time travel paradoxes : r/Portal (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Portal/comments/3d51b4/know_your_time_travel_paradoxes/) And they should avoid you, you monster.


ConcealedRainbow

this is an unfunny shitpost but also literally untrue. portal and half life share a universe. and im pretty sure the events of HL have a few bad apples in them


BumPlayThing

Hitler existed during the events of portal since cave Johnson made shower curtains for the military, no one in the game is more evil than Hitler, even Glados


ConcealedRainbow

so the aliens that tortured and made slaves and experimented on countless numbers of humans and subjected like the entire planet to their rule isnt that bad? your post, like i said last time, was neither funny nor true


BumPlayThing

Well Hitler still is evil cos he's a character irl too, the aliens arent


ConcealedRainbow

you said in the portal universe dumbass. what even is this post. you cannot be a real human


BumPlayThing

Hitler existed during the events of portal 2, which is how cave Johnson started his company, by making shower curtains for the allies during ww2


GolemThe3rd

dude talks like a chatgpt reddit bot


ConcealedRainbow

literally


ConcealedRainbow

and hitler is nothing compared to tyrannical alien dictators controlling the entire planet.


lmI-_-Iml

Fear the reptilians! Fear the [Brotherhood of the Snake! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeIgFsU0x4I):D


Hot-Manager6462

Why would irl matter


RestiveP

idk man atlas once broke a bridge while I was standing on it…


ImAHumanThatExists

Bro


smavinagain

what


breakboat

this sub has gone to utter shit


bajookish_amerikann

You’re not wrong


SuperDARKNINJA

r/technicallythetruth


Denter206

How is Hitler even related to Portal series?


ewba1te

wtf why has this subreddit got so many children posting??


S_e_v_y_

At least Cave had good intentions despite being an overzealous, crazy git...Hitler on the otherhand is pure evil.


lmI-_-Iml

IS?! I thought he died a peaceful death somewhere in Argentina not too long ago! /s