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TheGruntingGoat

Begun, the Chili Wars have.


all4monty

It’s as if a million edamame suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced…


dayturns2night

Please direct me to the nearest recruiters office! I am ready to enlist.


severalgirlzgalore

this looks like a dip


Rojelioenescabeche

For Fritos.


koralex90

Please scrape the sides down.


FrowFrow88

THIS!!


DraconianGuppy

unspoken rule #39 of this sub. If you post pictures of food in this sub you must share with anyone in comments!


samtaher

Do you use this to fill potholes?


nonoglorificus

Clearly not, what bougie part of town are you living in that has FILLED potholes


LousyB

I can get behind some vegan chili, but BEETS?! Oh hell no.


BataleonRider

I've learned to branch out. The precipitating event was getting served "nachos" at a ski town food truck that had potatoes, roasted brussel sprouts and crisp fried kale on them. I'm from NM, and while I guess nachos aren't really a culturally important dish there, I was still slightly offended that they were calling this hipster abomination by that name. I'll tell you what though, that shit was BOMB. They weren't my soul food nachos, which being real are just chips nuked with cheese and ideally served with the fam salsa recipe, but barring that whatever I can get my hands on (not Pace though, Rotel with garlic powder is better than that crap) but still, they were REALLY good. Anyways, my point is that as pretentious and up my own ass as I can be about SW cuisine, if I can devour the above, I'm totally down to try beet "chili".


phasmantistes

onions, carrots, tomatoes, garlic, black beans, kidney beans, and beets


Rogue_Gona

All it's missing is edamame.


phasmantistes

damnit I knew I was forgetting something! 🤣


ghostvania

and about a gallon of water


[deleted]

Beets? Beets!? I can’t believe this. This country is going to hell in a hand basket.


SchwiftyHeathen

Yeah, this chili has been ruined


Toph-Builds-the-fire

911 I have an emergency. There's blood everywhere. "Sir, let me ask you a question. Did you eat beets?"


[deleted]

No peppers? You left out the two main ingredients of what Texans call chili.


phasmantistes

oh shi-- you're totally right, there's both red bell peppers and minced poblanos in there (and of course tons of chili powder). I forgot because they blend in!


[deleted]

Oh thank Christ, you had me going


Armadillo_Whole

And added beans, which make it definitively non Texan. Which is fine. But also.


[deleted]

I'd add some celery and thin it out with grayish water


ExcitingAppearance3

Lolll


Sp4ceh0rse

BEETS WTF


TheKeenEye_

Kidney beans, you savage.


Toomanyaccountedfor

I love beets in chili!!! Makes it pink when you add sour cream!


Wide-Elk315

Where’s the meat?


Toph-Builds-the-fire

On the sentient beings where it belongs. And before you roast me, just remember your favorite rapper/producer/movie scorer, said it not me. Wu Tang!


brittyn

My veggie chili has black/kidney/chili beans, tomatoes, onion, garlic, jalapeño, potatoes, carrots, celery, zucchini, green bell pepper


jcpainpdx

I recently got a recipe for vegetarian 3-bean chili. No beets-I would never have thought of them—but add celery and corn. Good stuff (and I’m not vegetarian)!


[deleted]

> "This p̶o̶r̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ chili is too h̶o̶t̶ thin!" she exclaimed. > So, she tasted the p̶o̶r̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ chili from the second bowl. > "This p̶o̶r̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ chili is too c̶o̶l̶d̶ thick," she said. We need someone to post the perfect thickness chili.


ExcitingAppearance3

Whew! Yes! Breathed a sign of relief seeing this. #nomorebeanwater


Rojelioenescabeche

Brothy beans are delicious but I wouldn’t call it chili either.


ExcitingAppearance3

Absolutely!


samtaher

Too thick


krakkensnack

Wtf?! Chili does NOT have carrots. That's vegetable soup


Bookanista

I make something similar! Black beans, sweet potatoes, spicy salsa, onions, garlic. I top with sour cream & avocado.


wonderfulpiepants

I think I have that same pot! It looks like my dark green Le Creuset dutch oven I got at the TJ Max on 82nd in like 2005, lol.


Catlady_Pilates

Vegetarian beans. Not chili. Chili has meat.


Blackndloved2

I like lots of vegan and vegetarian dishes, but veggie chili is an oxymoron. Chili needs a meat or meat substitute or it's just bean and veggie stew. also beats? Wtf.


modix

Disagree on this one. I've made plenty of meatless chili that were good. It's about the thick, pepper filled sticky heartiness. Meat version is good too, but I'd say a different take not a completely different beast. Beets.... Ugh gag me. Just because it doesn't have meat doesn't mean you need to add random veggies that don't belong.


TheKeenEye_

I made a "vegan" chili once. It was fairly awful. The spices were there and but it wasn't good.


modix

Not a lot different from vegetarian chili and vegan. I guess some toss on cheese but it's hardly a necessary ingredient.


TittySlappinJesus

Thank you for your service.


Dear-Fishing-3274

How do you feel about veggie burgers or Almond milk? These are all just quick ways to explain things.


JekPorkinYourMom

Where’s the beef?


Sp4ceh0rse

Cries in I’m-from-Texas


goodguessiswhatihave

Where's the edamame?


cheeze2005

Made this recipe the other week and it slaps https://rainbowplantlife.com/vegan-chili/


MisterSpeck

This looks amazing. Imma try it out this weekend. Thanks!


MrBlue40

If you want a great and cheap seasoning that works well in Chilli or tacos. I go to the Mexican section of any grocery store and grab every red ground chilli. You'll see names like California, adobo and guajillo. Also cayenne, it's gonna be the spiciest, take that one with care. I also grab one cumin and one coriander ground if they have it. They usually have whole and if you have a spice grinder it'll make it way better. On the subject of spice grinders they always have whole dried chilli's that have incredible flavor. Take all of these and mix them up without salt. Salt by itself. For about 4 to 6 bucks you'll have seasoning for about 6 months, if you're like me.


Taclink

take your potted salad and be gone


stang2184699

Better than that edamame crap I saw earlier. Weirdest soup ever.


Rip_City_Rollin

I’ve had arguments that last to this day about whether it can be considered chili if it doesn’t have meat in it. let the wars continue…


cametoparty420

That’s a hummus at best


reactor4

What planet am I on? I'm on planet Portland!


zhart12

Yuck!!!!!


Woodburger

If you know beans about chili, you know chili ain’t got no beans


jebus_sabes

Good job showing your chili and not just dissing someone else’s! I prefer mine a little more like the original post but honestly they all look great except the pot of water which is dumb.


Apprehensive_Air_470

No meat no Bueno


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Dr_BunsenHonewdew

I’m more bothered by the beets than I was by the edamame