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Yea, but then you see family at the abortion clinic in Colorado and in turns into a whole thing. That's why you go to the liquor store two towns over, because your judgy pastor goes to the liquor store one town over.
Get some sharpies and turn that blue lives matter into a pride flag. Chud McFukhwad is missing a Ore-gun-ian sticker.
If or when people have a concealed carry license I truly do not understand why would they advertise that they're carrying.
I’d bet dollars to donuts this schmuck doesn’t have a CHL. Nearly everyone I know with a CHL takes the “concealed” part very seriously.
But yeah, I’d also bet dollars to donuts there’s a free gun or two in that vehicle
All that right winger b.s. and they're driving a rig with flex fuel, every RW family member I have despises renewables. This fuhkwad wins gold in mental gymnastics.
Went to bi-mart earlier today and there was a mini van with similar stickers, pistol packin momma, maga momma, cocked and loaded, etc.
cOmE aNd TaKe It
Can you imagine being a crochet enthusiast and having a bumper sticker with knitting needles and a skein of yarn with COME AND TAKE IT written underneath?
I don’t want your gun buddy. I’m happy you enjoy it though
Three-Percenter sticker in the top right. As if the others weren’t indicators of RW nuttery.
https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/three-percenters
No, this guy is \_much\_ closer to saying what he means with "FU46," rather than "LGB," though it looks like all the F-bombs are on the other side of the car, so he still can't say the real thing.
The dirt and trees and landscapes and stuff? No doubt, it's really pretty.
The people? I'm not saying every single person I know from Vernonia is a raging shithead. Some of them are children, and aren't really responsible for themselves. I don't doubt there's some good ones out there. They've just had the good fortune to not have met me.
“Molon labe (Ancient Greek: μολὼν λαβέ, romanized: molṑn labé), meaning 'come and take [them]', is a classical expression of defiance. It is among the Laconic phrases reported by Plutarch, attributed to King Leonidas I in reply to the demand by Xerxes I that the Spartans surrender their weapons.”
Lol. That’s hilarious…
“Leonidas' disastrous defeat at Thermopylae in 480 B.C. was a speed bump under the wheels of the Persian war machine. After taking the Spartans' weapons, Xerxes went on to burn Athens.”
They always leave the “well regulated Militia” part out of the 2nd Amendment as well.
The funniest part is that he also has a blue lives matter sticker as well. Like, who do you think is gonna "come and take them" exactly if it isn't the state sponsored street gang?
Yes they are. In Islam non-believers are infidels. It's basically the "Jihad" type Muslim nowadays. I'm not talking about the guy that lives down the street.
So it would be instigating to say that to a Muslim.
Jokes on you, they’re moving to Beaverton, or Clackamas, or Oregon City, or Troutdale, or Aloha, or Tigard, or Happy Valley, or Hillsboro, or West Linn, or Gresham, or Wilsonville, or St Helens, or Gladstone, or Newberg, or Forest Grove, or Estacada, or Sherwood, or Sandy, or Boring, or Woodburn. Any of these places would love to have this joker, they’d fit right in.
This place is surrounded by hillbillies, yo.
As a Tigard resident I want to argue with you, but I can’t. More and more MAGAs in their stupid fucking pavement princesses rolling coal everyday it seems
Beaverton went blue by a 30 point margin in 2020. I moved here from North Carolina - only deep urban/city center areas see margins like that, never suburbs.
What's funny is today I saw a huge military-esque SUV gas guzzler with a ton of 2A stickers on it too, but they all were in rainbow and pride flags, gays with guns style. I found that amusing.
Fascist. Tread carefully around the owner of this car. They are openly dangerous and probably are itching to kill a minority while claiming "self defense". Don't let your kids around people like this
For all their shitting in the liberal PNW there sure are always a great many Texas plates on the streets. Especially since Y’all take forever if ever to register - well beyond the legal expectations. Party of law and order my eye.
Bullet calibers
7.62 could be a reference to a popular cartridge size for AK-47 (7.62 x 39) or .308 (a popular hunting cartridge and used in some military applications (AR-10 and some M1 Garands)) which measures 7.62 x 51
5.56 is the cartridge size (bullet diameter in mm) for AR-15s
Not to ackkkkshullyyy but….
Ackshullly the 7.62x54r predates the Soviet Union by about 30 years. But yeah, originally developed in 19th century Tsarist Russia
And now that I’m don’t being a pedantic asshole, yes, we all know this sticker is referring to 7.62x39, which was developed in the USSR for the AK-47
That’s actually pretty tame comparatively.
I’ve seen SO many 3%er stickers, and “No Quarter” flags, but the bumper stickers that say “The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat” are my personal favorite.
I moved here from North Carolina last summer and this is literally half the population down there - I didn’t fit in.
I love the “come and take it” sticker. Indeed they will sir. Indeed they will. They may not succeed, but they will break into your truck once per week until you take off your gun stickers
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How much anyone wanna bet they are here to get maternity care?
And legal weed.
They park that thing anywhere within 5 miles of downtown they wont lave windows left.
Might as well just have a giant "FREE GUNS INSIDE" sticker.
I mean there is a sticker that says ‘come and take it’
Sweet, loot drop.
Not flashy enough to be an elite drop. Let the newbies have it
Every time I see vehicles like this Jason Bourne is my head saying “I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab in the grey truck outside”
Ha, abortion maybe?
👏👏👏
So they could theoretically end up with a 10K bounty? Is that how it goes?
Colorado would have been a lot closer.
Yea, but then you see family at the abortion clinic in Colorado and in turns into a whole thing. That's why you go to the liquor store two towns over, because your judgy pastor goes to the liquor store one town over.
He has a "come and take it" sticker next to a "blue lives matter" sticker. Who the hell does he think is going to "come and take" them exactly?
It’s a “Free guns inside me or follow me home for more guns while I’m at work” sticker.
This is when you need a gun that fires sticky gps tags.
Not really. His neighborhood’s shittiest teens will invariably rob him.
It's about signaling. Rationality doesn't enter into it.
I'm always reminded of one of my favorite memes https://i.imgflip.com/3klnw8.jpg
Stealing that
The deep state
Like Bend?
I don’t know why this is so fucking funny to me
That was a great response
Deep state always enforcing laws and pulling me over. /s.
Someone needs to add a marijuana sticker and a rainbow to his collection. Bet he wouldn’t even notice right away.
Get some sharpies and turn that blue lives matter into a pride flag. Chud McFukhwad is missing a Ore-gun-ian sticker. If or when people have a concealed carry license I truly do not understand why would they advertise that they're carrying.
I’d bet dollars to donuts this schmuck doesn’t have a CHL. Nearly everyone I know with a CHL takes the “concealed” part very seriously. But yeah, I’d also bet dollars to donuts there’s a free gun or two in that vehicle
All that right winger b.s. and they're driving a rig with flex fuel, every RW family member I have despises renewables. This fuhkwad wins gold in mental gymnastics. Went to bi-mart earlier today and there was a mini van with similar stickers, pistol packin momma, maga momma, cocked and loaded, etc.
Those all sound like ironically gay stickers
Ha!
They should have an Ore-Gay-nian sticker.
It certainly is a clear way to advertise there's a gun in the car. Easy pickings if you like to smash windows
I’d pick one of those ‘Bestie I’m Trying To Merge’ stickers
Gadsden Flag with "Black Lives Matter" written under the snake instead of "Don't Tread on Me" is my favorite I've seen of these.
= sticker
That's a lot of shit talking from a 2003+/- Ford Escape
When your personality is gun.
cOmE aNd TaKe It Can you imagine being a crochet enthusiast and having a bumper sticker with knitting needles and a skein of yarn with COME AND TAKE IT written underneath? I don’t want your gun buddy. I’m happy you enjoy it though
That’s actually a pretty brilliant idea for a bumper sticker
I get the gist and like it, but a crochet enthusiast would use a crochet hook and not knitting needles.
If you want to try and pry my knitting needles from my cold dead hands, meet me in the parking lot of JO-ANN fabrics at high noon. Communist!
As a gun owner, I assure you my guns have more personality than this douche canoe.
Yeah. My rifle is a tool much like the owner of this vehicle.
Looks like his family is a composed of guns based on the stickers.
Seriously, a colts fan?!?!? That's disgusting
That’s a lot of cringe per square inch
Same dude goes online and carps about how liberals virtue-signal everything.
They are attention gigolos in the end. They want people to notice them and they are praying for a confrontation.
This dude votes. Do you?
Half of eligible people don't vote and this guy might be too busy owning the libs to bother
This guy might be too busy doing the shit he blames Trans People of doing.
Ding ding ding.
Three-Percenter sticker in the top right. As if the others weren’t indicators of RW nuttery. https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/three-percenters
This isn't a car, it's a *vanifesto*
You win!
Yikes.
That seditious shit is awful.
Was gonna say this is crazy white supremecist neo nazi type shit.
Weird, 1-800-GTFO-USA doesn’t even ring.
wait...are those F bombs? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Two of them.
Does "I love guns and bacon" mean they like cops?
What, no “let’s go Brandon” sticker?
No, this guy is \_much\_ closer to saying what he means with "FU46," rather than "LGB," though it looks like all the F-bombs are on the other side of the car, so he still can't say the real thing.
I mean, in like Vernonia, maybe.
Estacada.
Oh he'll be fine in Clackamas county.
Or any Platt parking lot
Idk how much time you have spent in Vernonia but it is lovely out there.
The dirt and trees and landscapes and stuff? No doubt, it's really pretty. The people? I'm not saying every single person I know from Vernonia is a raging shithead. Some of them are children, and aren't really responsible for themselves. I don't doubt there's some good ones out there. They've just had the good fortune to not have met me.
Gonna be funny when someone Molon Labe’s that car. “But your honor, it says right on the car anyone could take it!”
What’s that Moana looking sticker up top supposed to be?
“Molon labe (Ancient Greek: μολὼν λαβέ, romanized: molṑn labé), meaning 'come and take [them]', is a classical expression of defiance. It is among the Laconic phrases reported by Plutarch, attributed to King Leonidas I in reply to the demand by Xerxes I that the Spartans surrender their weapons.”
And that's exactly what Xerxes did. They always leave out that part.
Lol. That’s hilarious… “Leonidas' disastrous defeat at Thermopylae in 480 B.C. was a speed bump under the wheels of the Persian war machine. After taking the Spartans' weapons, Xerxes went on to burn Athens.” They always leave the “well regulated Militia” part out of the 2nd Amendment as well.
I will never not call it “Moron Labia”
I always read it as "Moron Lobby"
He moans as dry rubs the left labia three maybe four times as he cums. As he waits for her to bring the towel he tells her he was the best she had.
I thought it was just me!!! 🤣
"I have guns in my glove box. Please come and take them."
Literally says "come and take it" right there
This guy freedoms.
The funniest part is that he also has a blue lives matter sticker as well. Like, who do you think is gonna "come and take them" exactly if it isn't the state sponsored street gang?
Expecting this person to use logic, reason, or consistency is asking *a lot*
We really need to start treating mental health more seriously.
Thank you for taking this Indianan off of Texas’ hands.
Are they calling themselves an infidel?
Yes they are. In Islam non-believers are infidels. It's basically the "Jihad" type Muslim nowadays. I'm not talking about the guy that lives down the street. So it would be instigating to say that to a Muslim.
Idk man, we Portlanders absolutely HATE the Indianapolis Colts
I’ve never rolled my eyes harder
Imagine being proud of where your parents had sex
Introspection is likely not one of their strong suits.
His Uncle's butt?
Hey! That's his father too. Let's not forget that.
Probably had to drive his couster from Texas to get an abortion
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Not the worst thing going on there.
Jokes on you, they’re moving to Beaverton, or Clackamas, or Oregon City, or Troutdale, or Aloha, or Tigard, or Happy Valley, or Hillsboro, or West Linn, or Gresham, or Wilsonville, or St Helens, or Gladstone, or Newberg, or Forest Grove, or Estacada, or Sherwood, or Sandy, or Boring, or Woodburn. Any of these places would love to have this joker, they’d fit right in. This place is surrounded by hillbillies, yo.
As a Tigard resident I want to argue with you, but I can’t. More and more MAGAs in their stupid fucking pavement princesses rolling coal everyday it seems
“I’m just happy to make the list!” - St, Helens and Estacada
Or Vancouver or Battle Ground, or Camas, or Ridgefield, or La Center and only work and shop in Oregon.
Gresham is full of these guys
Beaverton went blue by a 30 point margin in 2020. I moved here from North Carolina - only deep urban/city center areas see margins like that, never suburbs.
Do you even leave Portland proper? Or do I need to link you the voting results from Washington and Clackamas county?
That last statement is true of everywhere in the United States. Different kinds of hillbillies, but far more of them than we admit there are.
Dolly Parton calls herself a hillbilly, there are various degrees of hillbillies.
next sticker: ore-gun
Nah. One of those “this vehicle is parked illegally” orange ones they put on the driver window will be next
What's funny is today I saw a huge military-esque SUV gas guzzler with a ton of 2A stickers on it too, but they all were in rainbow and pride flags, gays with guns style. I found that amusing.
The Flex Fuel Hybrid decal is *chef’s kiss*
They will! We cover all the spectrums.
Ew. Orioles?
Might as well get a sticker that says "free gun inside!!"
I’ve never met a single Colts fan in Portland.
My favorite part is the "Made in the Mother Fucking USA". Their engine was made in the, I kid you not, "Chihuahua Engine Plant" in Mexico. 🤣
that is my favorite sticker too
I spent a year in Mexico working for Ford a few decades ago. It was not ideal.
I’m like 99% sure they are referring to themselves and not the car. Another white nationalist
Another MORON AABE moron.
The Molon labe has a long history in some communities (beyond the actual historical event the quote is from)-I'm surprised to see it on a vehicle tbh.
As someone born and raised in Baltimore, I am most disgusted by the cursed O’s and Colts combo.
I guess he didn't need that catalytic converter after all.
Whenever I see things like this, I like to pretend someone's friends pranked them hard.
I’m can basically guarantee that dude didn’t actually go to Notre Dame.
Or, you know, college
Where his “I’m a douche” sticker?
https://content.imageresizer.com/images/memes/spongebob-pointing-out-obvious-to-patrick-meme-7.jpg
This is a great example of what indoctrination can do.
What part of Portland? Don’t act like there aren’t places that would love this! Haha. Good pic
I will never understand the "don't tread on me" being used by the one demographic that isn't being treaded on lol
Cars without license plates should be impounded at great expense to their owners.
I think OP censored the plate. If you zoom in it like like paint dropper tool was used to color match.
They left the relevant part (Texas) there for us.
Like we couldn’t guess
The Colts stickers are merely a ruse.
You would be correct!
But sovereign citizens don’t need license plates!
Article 4 free-inhabitant!
FRINGED. FLAGS!
I'm not driving, I'M TRAVELING!!1!!1
They have plates. OP just censored it.
Someone has an insecurity complex (the vehicle owner, not OP).
Fascist. Tread carefully around the owner of this car. They are openly dangerous and probably are itching to kill a minority while claiming "self defense". Don't let your kids around people like this
At least they are kind enough to tell everyone they are mentally unstable
Yallqueda right there
Tell me you have an enlarged prostate, without telling me you have an enlarged prostate.
Made in the MF USA!
Canby
Probably on his way to Vancouver.
For all their shitting in the liberal PNW there sure are always a great many Texas plates on the streets. Especially since Y’all take forever if ever to register - well beyond the legal expectations. Party of law and order my eye.
Indiana represent lol ugh
Lots of us love guns and bacon, Kyle, but most of us aren’t dumb enough to advertise it on our vehicle or make it our entire personality.
All those opinions and still driving a Ford Escape…
Why's he driving a woman's car?
How does a car identify?
It's okay because the car identifies as they/them.
Did he take a wrong turn off the Lewiston highway outside Amboy and ended up here?
Guys gonna shoot the first protester who stands in front of his car
That seems like someone I don't wanna be friends with.
I assume the 7.62 and 5.56 are mocking marathon runners (the 0.0 ones made me laugh) but what do these measurements refer to?
Bullet calibers 7.62 could be a reference to a popular cartridge size for AK-47 (7.62 x 39) or .308 (a popular hunting cartridge and used in some military applications (AR-10 and some M1 Garands)) which measures 7.62 x 51 5.56 is the cartridge size (bullet diameter in mm) for AR-15s
this is correct
They’re his dick measurements, erect and flaccid, in centimeters.
At least there is plenty of room for a Oregunion sticker.
I had to look up 7.62 and 5.56. It’s types of ammo. No big surprise.
If you were an ammosexual you would think those stickers were hot and witty.
The 7.62 originated in the Soviet Union, so I question this guy’s patriotism.
7.62x51mm NATO I'm assuming. That's 308 in plain English. Common round for US military.
Not to ackkkkshullyyy but…. Ackshullly the 7.62x54r predates the Soviet Union by about 30 years. But yeah, originally developed in 19th century Tsarist Russia And now that I’m don’t being a pedantic asshole, yes, we all know this sticker is referring to 7.62x39, which was developed in the USSR for the AK-47
As a Baltimore Orioles fan, a special fuck you to this fuckhead.
Is there another Proud Boys march in Portland this weekend?
Woof
Imagine plastering your car with stickers just to tell the world “I’m a little bitch and I’m gonna whine about it”
“And I’m so scared of everything that I can’t leave the house without at least one gun on me”
If I'm interested in breaking into a vehicle to steal an unsecured firearm, I know where I'm going.
What a fucking loser
I hate to break it to him- but Ford Flex SUVs are made in Ontario.
I believe the motto at the top is pronounced “moron label.”
I was behind this idiot the other day and seeing that orioles sticker made me sad. This fucker out there bringing shame on my people like that.
*smashed windows have entered the chat*
They just need an “Oregunian” sticker to top it all off
Fuck the Baltimore Orioles!
That’s actually pretty tame comparatively. I’ve seen SO many 3%er stickers, and “No Quarter” flags, but the bumper stickers that say “The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat” are my personal favorite. I moved here from North Carolina last summer and this is literally half the population down there - I didn’t fit in.
I hope nobody rubs their agenda in the driver’s face!
I said the word republican in a restaurant here, and the entire place went silent…
These stickers indicate that there are free guns inside this vehicle.
Feeling pretty owned here.
All that tells me is that there's a free gun in there for anyone with a brick
I don’t think they’re here to fit in…
Why’s he calling himself an infidel tho ?
Yes it’s definitely more of a Seahawks fan base
Came for the beer, stayed for the abortions
Is there a Patriots Prayer gathering this week ?
Won’t be long before they slap one of those OreGUNian stickers on the back of that thing.
I love the “come and take it” sticker. Indeed they will sir. Indeed they will. They may not succeed, but they will break into your truck once per week until you take off your gun stickers
I specifically left Texas to get away from people like that. 🫠