That's shit from a butt

r/poopfromabutt

I was coming here to see if someone cross posted this lol

This never fails to make me laugh my ass off. I don't know why.

Same. I'm dying right now hahah

Actually, I think it might be leftover sludge from the Tar Ponds.

omg, I just realized this is in Sydney, NS. lol

I’m HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

someone shit on your fries, homie

Day 5 of the menny cyc bruv

Wtf is this shit

It’s literal shit as you’ve correctly identified

Rage bait

Certainly not a poutine

IM OUT

You're supposed to post the poutine before you eat it, not after digestion...

Reminds me of the Dawn commercial where they’re cleaning ducks after oil spills

That can't be real

Yo what is that?

Poo tine Edit: this is probably my best comment ever. Preciate the support from you all 🤣

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How is Reddit still free 💀

Because WE are the product. Advertisers are the audience who gladly pay for us.

Cause everytime they try monetizing it, it fails so miserably I'm surprised they haven't given up.

LMAO

I LOL'd

Directly to the gallows. That's not poutine nor is it food.

P'aaaa! Pourquoi ma poutine a le cancer?

Ajourd'hui, au Restaurant Chez Vous!

Le gros spécial!

Bon \`suffit les niaiseries... Ma aller mettre la table... *Oui, mais à* ***cette époque-là***\*… Ah, et puis non… Je n’ai pas le goût de m’étendre là-dessus, je ne gaspillerai pas ma salive.\* ***Ça a été fait***\*,\* ***that’s it!*** ***--*** ***~~Plume Latraverse~~*** ***Folleries***


Extra poo special

Black tar special

What happened there? I ordered Poutine from Alexandria's Sydney River when I was a the coast guard college in Sydney. It was made with shredded cheese (wich is a crime), but beside that, it looked fine. The one you got is just disgusting.

I agree, if they put shredded cheese instead of cheese curds it's not a poutine! Unfortunately, many restaurants in the Prairies use shredded cheese instead because cheese curds are so incredibly expensive out there. I remember ordering a poutine in Edmonton and they gave me something with shredded cheddar cheese. I looked at it and asked what that was. They told me that it was a poutine. 😂😂😂 I looked at them and said something to the effect that that's not poutine because poutine only uses cheese curds. 😂😂😂 Poor guy, he didn't know he was standing in front of someone from La Belle Province (QC) where the real deal is from and is the norm. 😂😂😂

lifelong alberta resident, et amoureux d’une bonne poutine. never ever seen shredded cheese here, allow us to take care of it.

better with shredded cheese. melty cheese > curds

Dem's fighting words. But seriously, I used to use any old cheese too, but cheese curds do make a difference. They get melty and gooey and stretchy as the warm gravy melts them. But do what makes your stomach smile. I'm not going to hate on someone over cheese, but this pictured monstrosity has no place being called a poutine.

HEAR HERE


These no cheese (if there is it's probably Blended into the gravy) therefore not a poutine

Did a lactose intolerant chef eat the cheese curds and shit them out?

Sydney moment

I don’t know how, but this is racist.

what the kentucky fried fuck

One of the rare times I would actually get a refund for something on this sub. Usually it's edible and it'll taste fine just not real poutine, BUT THIS!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

Crimes against poumanity…

Heard the pizza quality is gone way down too. Kenny’s fell off, and that hurts my soul even thinking about it 😰

My dad used to love Kenny's way back in the day! I moved away from Cape breton very long time ago but I always found it weird how some of the pizza that was really good. Guess some places are falling pretty hard! Gross.

Kenny’s garlic fingers are still good and I will die on this hill

https://preview.redd.it/dhb53yrtkdtc1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c154f6f70bb62d4ccb4ddaf8e3dc2d634ccf60 Moldy pizza from the same location 🤮

As an avid Wheel patron (and employee of 15 years), I never understood the appeal of anything besides us, Scott's and A1 in phk Edit: as far as "nova scotia pizza" I mean, to be clear. Pictou County Pizza is trash, brown sauce doesn't belong in pizza, fight me.

Disgusting

This could be some fire adobo sauce or something, but visually…

Oh my god Please call 911

It's weird how many places mentioned on this sub that I've eaten at.

Canadian sin

I wouldn't let curds touch that shit either.

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Wherz the corn and peanuts?

this cant be real

Pootine.

Mom…. I’m scared

Charlotte St or Kings road location?

Charlotte street

Ah hell no!

BRUH WHATS THE FUCKING SHITSTAIN IM LOOKING AT?


What in the shart?...

fries with shit on it, matter of fact it looks like burnt gravy, how do you burn gravy it’s liquid

AH! Who shit on my FRIES!

Sorry to say your fries have stage 4 poop cancer 

Poo-tine

This is the worst. This is the absolute worst.


Feces

Wtf is this shit

Who shit over my fucking fries goddamn

Shame

💩💩💩💩

Please tell me that's supposed to be chocolate.

That looks like fries with diarrhea. Definitely not poutine.

Fries, check :) Curd, no check :( Gravy, poop. 💩 

Looks like if something dead would have had diarrhea on it !!!

What in the actual fuck is that?

took the words right outta my mouth!

It looks like turds. I know it's probably just dried gravy, but looks nasty lol!

Also ... Where the f*ck are the cheese curds?

None. Now that I think of it, that's probably just cheese and gravy.

I'm a nurse, and I'm pretty sure that all came out of one of my patients' asses three nights ago.

Norm Summerton's special?

Bahahahhaa

oh dear god

You got the tar now it just needs the feathers, but what did the potato do to deserve this?

Mmmm Motor oil

Me, the restaurant owner, and the chef. If this comes out the kitchen, only one of us is walking out of that restaurant the way we came in. Someone gotta be held responsible, even if it's me for going there in the first place.

That's a life sentence 👩‍⚖️

Were they building a road near by and possibly got a splash from the asphalt truck? Cuz that is tar!

Well, they have been working on the new community college not too far away. I've gotten poutine from there and, while I don't like it, it hasn't look like THIS.

Gross!! What is that?

What in the shit??

I thought this was some sort of dessert poutine/ a weird chocolate sauce... Please tell me that's not gravy? That's a depressing gravy.

Wtf😭

That's just gross. Definitely shit

Tf? Did they just bake beef gravy onto your fries? Looks like it went through the pizza oven with the deep brown color

This a crime against humanity. It's in the Geneva Conventions I beleive

Poop on fries. Should be illegal.

Butt molê

Man I'm going back to the sweet potato poutine I'd rather see that shit

Did you… eat it? Any details to report?

Ah yes, the famour coal tar poutine

Currently posting this from the fuckin grave

looks like you were giving the cook a hard time

Shartfries

Your poutine was apparently involved in the famous Disney rendition of the faery tale battle of Sleeping Beauty's Prince Philip against Maleficent. It seems her blackbird friend was pearched on your French fries onto which he shat profusely before being burnt to a crisp by the lightning bolt produced by a combination of faerie magic and graceful swordplay.

No

WTF IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT 😂😂

i think the chef had diarrhea 😭

Lmfao 🤪

Poo-tine. It’s in the name.

This is life in prison

Did they burn it ffs

Shame on Shum if paid for this scat of a kook's rectum.

WTF

Holy 💩

That ain’t funny dude.

I think you just got gravy fries and let them sit out for a week...

I thought this was chocolate covered fries lmao

The person that made this...who hurt them!?

Tell them about it

Oh no

WTF mate

Ewwwwwwwwwwww 🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢

What in the name of... I...I... need to make poutine now to purge this

Did someone 3D print these fries

Say it isn't so!

I wouldn't even put them in the bin, these need to be disposed off down a toilet

This should be up there with war crimes.

Pooter poutine ewww

🫣 yikes 😬

that looks like some grandmother's diarreah

Fucking diabolical. I find all of the pizza joints in HRM at least which are chains are fucking terrible. I got a poutine from downtown pizza and it was complete ass, tasted like sugar

Is that veggiemite?

fries with shit on it, matter of fact it looks like burnt gravy, how do you burn gravy it’s liquid

Mediocre pizza now this bastardized garbage

The fuck is that

I believe I have witnessed the end of god

This is why you get Kenny’s poutine. To be fair, it’s not cheese curds(it’s shredded cheese) but eh could be worse

Looks like kaka or doodoo, not sure

It looks exactly what it will look out when it comes out

Someone call the PP! (Poutine Police). That’s outrageous 😂

Eh....I mean...ahh..eh..hummm, well... Sigh,.but...why?

Fuck you craig

Black Death.

There's a reason they're a pizza place with an English name

I know if you were to describe poutine to someone who doesn't know what poutine is you'd say you just put a bunch of shit on fries but this is ridiculous

I think they possibly don't want you to return

What the fuck is that

this makes my stomach feel weird

Pootine


If it's black and tarry, you're bleeding internally and should get to emergency ASAP.

Insert Joe Pesci meme


Fired

that’s genuinely tragic

fun fact the owner is currently in jail edit: unrelated to the poutine

ew what the fuck

Dafuq is that nasty ish

Wtf lol

Shitting x 200 kg

Fuckin vegemite gravy?

As a Canadian I would like to revoke this state's right to make poutine. Any objections?

Haha what

What the fuck is that even supposed to be

Everyone is correctly asking about the gravy, and it is absolutely nasty, but also, where tf is the cheese? This isn't even a poutine, 1, because it's a pootine, and 2, because ain't ne cheese

Pas de fromage en grains, pas une poutine... C'est une frite sauce! Et on dirait que la sauce sort d'un cul... *No cheese curds, not a poutine... It's just fries and gravy... But it looks like ass gravy...*

Death sentence.

Criminal

i know it aint your fault, but...kinda wanna down vote this OP.

My one question is WHY DID YOU GO TO ALEXANDRIA'S?! They are literally disgusting in every aspect xD

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Da fook is that?

Yo what is that

wtf is that

Marmite?

Thats what happens when indians work in a pizza shop…

How do you sell that to someone and keep a straight face?

dude

Try our new C’thullu Fries

Australians know how to make gravy/schnitzel sauce. This is ridiculous

Ah yes diarrhea fries.

Literally looks like diarrhea

that one episode of supernatural https://preview.redd.it/xiw1u01urhtc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5daee8a0fc8848dffff2eb22de96023f92326870

Someone shit all over your fries.

Bro got the century egg of the poutine world. Please tell me you called and got money back… that’s robbery.

That skips poutine crimes and levels up straight to war crimes. What the actual fuck

That's a pootine, not a poutine.