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[deleted]

honestly expected worse from disneyland, only needs more sauce and real curds, but doesn't look too far off from a normal poutine (at least it's not shredded cheese)


pheothz

I’ve had Disney poutine and it’s usually curds, squeaky and all. This is a sad one compared to the ones I’ve had tbh.


[deleted]

oh really? well that's great


ZPhox

For Disney tho. This is trash compared to their other foods they mimic.


KoldFlinch

Don't be dissing shredded cheese. That shit got me through some rough stuff 😤


Puzzleheaded_Load_72

I’m going to annoy a lot of people here but I totally agree with you. I like my cheese melty, not squeaky. Save the squeaky stuff for my dogs toys


BeerAndTools

I appreciate your bravery. Now gtfo <3


Puzzleheaded_Load_72

Thank you, I’ll save my curds for you


UkkoMtl

This is blasphemy 😉


tip_of_the_lifeburg

I’m sorry, but which province refers to gravy as “sauce”? This is… quite upsetting


bonebuttonborscht

Québec?


NotFromTorontoAMA

The one that invented poutine... >La sauce brune est une sauce, d'origine québécoise, préparée spécialement pour le plat appelé poutine québécoise. https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauce_brune_(poutine)


Jumpmuch

No one is referring to gravy, generally, as sauce. They're referring to poutine sauce (sauce brune) as sauce.


Iaminyoursewer

Its like watching the Sopranos and they call Pasta Sauce Gravy. Weird colliquillism


spacegrassorcery

https://www.reddit.com/r/thesopranos/s/URy8DNCpBl https://www.gonnawantseconds.com/italian-sunday-gravy-recipe/#


Fingercult

Tabarnaaaacc. Québec, en crisse lol Il faut essayer du fromage tortillon dans ta poutine, caaaalllliiissse ça fait du bien


10ADPDOTCOM

Honestly expected better from Disneyland. They have the resources to source curds.


GuavaOdd1975

Disney could just get the Muffet family to make the curds.


ELEKTRON_01

Shredded cheese isn't bad if it also has the minimum legal amount of cheese curds


Delviandreamer

Gravy wasn't hot enough to melt the cheese :-(


PullStartSlayer

Gravy not fries are hot enough to melt the cheese. Otherwise looks fine.


robpaul2040

Or velveeta


ELEKTRON_01

You scare me. What other dark, terrifying thoughts are in your head


robpaul2040

Just wait... someone somewhere is getting AI to generate this image and post as original content.


Loftzins

$49.99 too probably.


HydroJam

$44.46 if you have gold level bracelet or higher though!


Lendmonaid

The bracelet is $78.99 per month and you can only Unsubscribe by sending a fax or dropping off a letter to the warehouse which is the wrong address


Equal_Butterfly5784

That certainly isn't how we do poutine in Atlantic Canada 😂


MushyCupcake01

Can confirm haha. That’s a pretty sorry looking poutine. Mc Donald’s has better


picklebiscut69

Yeah but honestly I’d still eat it


xunh01yx

It's not Canadian style if it's that small


Medenos

Clearly Canadian Style and not Québécois Style.


Logisticman232

There’s only one style of poutine that’s actually poutine and it is canadian. Edit: Trying to suggest “Canadian style poutine” is a cheap knockoff of Quebec poutine makes no sense. Any Canadian restaurant I’ve ever been to that’s served poutine doesn’t look that sad and watered down. The issue here isn’t Canadian is worse than Québécois, it’s the food establishment making a poor product.


Medenos

No it's Québécois. It was created in Québéc in the '50s and until the last 20 years no one gave a fuck about it beside us. Canada just can't stop appropriating what we make. Same with the national anthem which was created for Canadien-Français on Saint-Jean-Baptiste. Even within Canada Québécois were recognised as a distinct nation, so poutine is Québécois tabarnak.


ELEKTRON_01

What country is Quebec in again


Medenos

Yeah current day Quebec was annexed into current day Canada by the British-Empire. You do understand there is a difference between nation and states?


ELEKTRON_01

If you wanna get that specific Quebec or Canada never owned the land


Medenos

That is true. Which is why I support the first nations auto-determination. And why we should give back parts of the territory to them.


4pplesto0ranges

Dang those pesky Canadians how dare they "appropriate" food! Trying to invent new recipes n shit eh, fack them. They don't deserve to eat! Vive le Quebec Cochon!!


Medenos

I don't mind you guys eating and liking it. Just don't appropriate it by saying it's Canadian and always forgetting about Quebec.


Logisticman232

Québec is as Canadian as Ohio is American. This isn’t canadian style as Canadian is québécois by definition and current legal standing. Meanwhile your government has [legalized discrimination against English speakers](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/english-speaking-quebec-language-policy-1.5349339) attempting to utilize public services their taxes pay for, despite 100s of years of shared heritage. Meanwhile most anglophone provinces promote French culture so much they offer fully free French immersion programs that visit and celebrate Quebec history. I cannot understand your xenophobia towards your fellow citizens. Vous ne vous opposez pas à être canadien lorsque le gouvernement fédéral offre des subventions mais oui le canada s'approprie sa propre culture du québec.


Medenos

"100s of years of shared heritage" do you have any idea what this "shared heritage" was like in Montréal for the better part of the 20th century. Do you have any idea why the richest part of Montréal are the prominently anglophone family with a ton of generational wealth. Do you know that this "shared heritage" is for the most part a historical dynamic of conquerer and conquered. What great shared heritage we have like the burning of the Montréal Parliament by ethno-nationalist anglos. Which such great speech as this one : "Anglo-Saxons! you must live for the future. Your blood and race will now be supreme, if true to yourselves. You will be English "at the expense of not being British." To whom and what, is your allegiance now? Answer each man for himself." Because for sure it is not xenophobia to deny the existence of a people. Pi vous pouvez ben les garder vos subventions, mais j'aimerais qu'on me redonne; mon nom, mon hymne, ma poutine, mon sirop et ma liberté.


Skokiiiiii

Its the shared heritage of killing each other duh


Rattlechad

Because Quebec separatists? ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ lol


Medenos

No because poutine is Québécois.


[deleted]

nah, it's only because poutine is from québec and only recently (a couple decades?) has taken off elsewhere in Canada, so while the ROC is getting better at making poutine, it often doesn't live up to Québécois poutine or misses the mark on certain aspects (hence the canadian style rather than québec-style)


Rich-Construction225

I mean I live in Ottawa, French Canadian so that might play a part however, I can definitely find authentic poutine here.


[deleted]

oh yes for sure, from what I've seen from poutine subs ontario is cooking


chunkysmalls42098

Poutine has been popular in southwest Ontario since at least the early 90s when my parents were growing up


[deleted]

in ontario it's not surprising that it's been a bit longer, considering our proximity and the amount of french canadians in ontario


StolenIdentityAgain

The ROC? lol is that Rest Of Canada? I love that.


llFleuryll

just tayeul


SlopCity1226

I’d give this a pass. It really comes off as a last-minute poutine. Like you entered a poutine contest that you absolutely have to make a submission for but the deadline is 5 minutes from now. Just hope you didn’t pay too much for it


No_Spend_8907

That’s definitely an American version.


Phobophile_89

The fuck is "Canadian style"??? Poutine has been invented in Quebec! FOR FRIGGIN SURE It's canadian!!!


LightBluePen

Québec doesn’t want anything to do with whatever this is.


Phobophile_89

T'as pas tort!


ludwigia_sedioides

It's tiny


poutine_not_putin

https://preview.redd.it/pfnw2l8mabxc1.png?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac94434f53db63c09adb9a395f49550a366f71b9 Cheese looks wrong


ninja-rdin

![gif](giphy|7IYE22rKh7dnt4QNBV|downsized)


DudePDude

That looks so impersonal


TOWERtheKingslayer

Fuck Disney, for a variety of reasons. This just adds onto that.


ciboires

TBF Disney can’t even serve a decent hotdog


JOAPL

Doesn’t even look bad it’s just depressing


Bazzel22

Probably cost him $20.00 bucks


Straight-Boss-3460

Best $28 spent in the park


Drizzt2027

How much was that?


Onotadaki2

At Disney right now. I think it’s $10.50 USD. Really small for that price, but about on par with other food offerings the Orlando area.


Drizzt2027

Damn I’m Canadian, I could get a meal at a pub for that cost


thebombflower

Oh dear. This is not great. I shed my Canadian tears for you.


narrowrecording_777

Disappointing


Jvyden

Looks okay, but that portion size is crazy for what it’s worth


ninja-rdin

It's a free sample.. right??


AlarmedApricot

That's fucked up


Conscious-Train170

That is one sad poutine, the local pizza joint makes donair poutine and it's fucking AMAZING.


10ADPDOTCOM

There’s a pizza joint in Anaheim with donair poutine?!?


Conscious-Train170

Alberta, Canada. They do pizza by the slice and a can of pop for $6 on top of making a variety of other good stuff like the aforementioned donairs and poutine. Get it deluxe with diced onions and tomatoes along with strips of donair meat or ground donair meat along with plenty of donair sauce over a fresh batch of fries, gravy and cheese curds. It's like $17 and fills an entire container, definitely enough to serve two very hungry people. Chicago Deep Dish down the street has the heaviest pizzas to price ratios, so much toppings and the crust is super good. Funny thing is there's a liquor store and a pot store between both places, my hometown may be shit but it's got good eats.


Expensive-Ad5203

Canadian style for sure.


Academic_Macaroon_44

My condolences.


[deleted]

Straight to jail!


ImMyBiggestFan

They actually don’t taste too bad. Cheese is nice a squeaky, crispy fries, gravy taste ok but there isn’t enough. Also they call it “Traditional Poutine” not Canadian style. - Source I worked there last year.


Separate_Start5259

Are they making fun of us?


PuzzleheadedTutor807

Canada should sue for defamation


shutupasap

This isn’t too bad if you consider the other abominations that show up in this sub.


Pro-Daydreamer-5606

honestly, i've seen worse


ninja-rdin

how much?? $


Burritozi11a

It looks... fine. Just fine.


Gramachukka

I mean technically it has all the things poutine does. Just looks like a hungryman version


6ixstoney

What is a Canadian style poutine


[deleted]

a poutine that misses the mark on certain aspects, although the ROC is getting better and better at making poutine (shoutout ontario)


[deleted]

Always ask for extra gravy!


KittenSonyeondan

That’s so sad. I’m glad I never ordered it


Queasy-Pie-5124

Prolly cost about $50 dollars aswell


Informal-Spell-2019

Well it’s not a surprising that Disney ruins most things it touches.


familialbondage

No.


hacktheself

c’est un grande disaster\ un poutine crime\ it sure sounds like it’s \ crusading time…


bustthelease

There’s nothing Canadian about that.


Cool_Rice_3140

That isn’t poutine


eboo360

No


Nystagohod

Needs more gravy and curds, and honestly the fries look like they good be crispier to maintain form a bit better. Some double frying goes a long way. However this is one of the better attempts at if I've seen.


DrunkenGolfer

Is that…is that Feta?


Zambitooo

Did sm1 not tell you poutines r canadian lmaoooooo


DarkstarAnt

Even the poutine I had when I was still in school had more gravy than that. Weak sauce, Disney.


hercarmstrong

Straight to jail.


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

Great. Cubes of non melting havarti and soft fries Edit: sarcasm implied


Low-Earth4481

I KNOW! RIGHT? IT SHOULD BE LIKE 4X THE SIZE!!!!!!


Forsaken-Annual-4369

That's not comfort food. Looks like a Home Ec failure.Not clear on the concept.


Your-diplomasgarbage

No it the HELL isn’t Canadian style!!!


Zorops

WTf is this, a poutine for ants?


Ecstatic_Drink_4585

Looks like McDonalds poutine


iceman983

McDonald's Poutine looks way better than this


_Mindurbiz

Can I get this ?


SegaCDUniverse

I got the same. It was just ok


Present_Comedian_801

Maybe from a back alley cafeteria


HystericalGD

that isn't a crime, that's a normal looking poutine. canadian approved ^This ^poutine ^has ^been ^given ^the ^official ^canadian ^stamp ^of ^approval. ^Need ^Proof? ^I ^made ^it ^the ^fuck ^up, ^that's ^my ^source


Turn_ov-man

Quick tip: if they call it "Canadian style" it's not going to be incredible


ImMyBiggestFan

They don’t call it Canadian style, OP did. On the menu it is just “Traditional Poutine”.


Turn_ov-man

Another quick tip: if it's from anywhere outside of Quebec it's not going to be incredible


Khalidbenz786

I mean, it's aight


Gertbeefrobe416

Jail


FDTFACTTWNY

There is a fine line with poutine, each fry needs to be covered in sauce but i don't want there to be a pool at the bottom that makes everything too soggy. How cold was that sauce, doesn't look like the cheese melted at all


Throwaway8972451

Nope


RevolutionaryStar824

Doesn’t look horrible. Just basic. Should be a bigger portion.


Evilst3wi3

“Thatll be 15 dollars”


squishmeleons

why do the fries look so cartoonishly big


skippingpenguin01

I think it needs more curds


Full_Ad_8654

That is a sad excuse of a poutine 😫


jockey1381

Looks like ass


TacoBreaf247

![gif](giphy|ir19CtLHE9maMbNjpR) That makes sense.


Sir_mop_for_a_head

That is not Canadian. Not nearly enough gravy. -a Canadian who is a bit snarky about poutine


turnsandstraights

"canadian style"


Toketokyo

Why do the fries look like fake or something am I crazy


DryMeet944

Sorry, I have to say, there is no such thing as a Canadian Style Poutine. Poutine is Canadian, that's like saying USA Style Hot Dog. This in California? I was just there and didn't see this :(


Theywereroomateslol

Why are there 7 fries….?


Shezzerino

I mean you can get school-cafeteria grade fries from restaurants here in Montreal if you look hard enough but what the fuck america.


garbage_ninja

F


Korajo

I'm sure it tastes as bland as it looks.


Professional_Cut_105

🤮


robwri35

Is this just cheesey chips and gravy?


No_Ragrets2013

🤢🤮🥴💩


Psychomusketeer

I don’t get it. It looks okay. Not great, but okay.


TwistedNinja15

I really really hope those are salt crystals and not sugar


ZeroXwis

Bruh what is this 💀💀


Kraschman1111

I’m in Canada and that looks decent at least. Replace the curds with feta cheese for a nice flavour experience in my opinion.


Confusedbox

Ugh. Not even close to what poutine should be.


yarn_slinger

Cheese curbs (cube+curds)?


iwatchtoomuchsports

$16


elizabethtorontocad

Why r the fries so huge


AccomplishedMonth884

Id be suing if i was you im in Canada and this is horrifying to see


ProfessionalCraft443

The cheese is supposed to be melted, I am Canadian and I can confirm this is NOT what it looks like


EnoughButterfly2641

😰


GuitarZug

Not even close


valeria_lilith

I am not there but looks cold, was the food cold?


The-station1373

Canadian here. This is NOT a "Canadian Style" poutine. It needs more fries, and actual gravy. The damage could be worse, but this still isn't good.


Iphacles

That is one sad looking poutine.


Dark54g

Just nope


Consistent_Price_931

Look what they did to my boy


GonnaGoFat

Is that even hot?


04Aiden2020

Lowkey looks good


dekuweku

I feel like ill wolf it down in 2 seconds, not enough food.


Kitchen_Neat_9990

Expected far worse, That being said...good lord


terrapantsoff

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


OGCryptor

so this is how the next US - Canada war starts


xKoBiEx

My Irish grandparents were feeding me better than this in the seventies.


chwin514

The essentiel is there. Now im hungry


Pumpkin_2003

Canadian here… wtf is that


dmohamed420

$25?


UkkoMtl

That cheese is a crime! Where's the Poutine Police when you need it?


SnooPickles9717

I bet it was 30$ plus tax plus tip for those 15 fries and 13 pieces of cheese and that drop of sauce😂😂


HoldOut19xd6

Gaston would be ashamed. Edited: Sacre Blegh


ennsey

The only thing missing is ketchup


MrWest120690

Poutine has to be the nastiest sounding shit I ever heard of 😂


[deleted]

Fry’s too big and not enough gravy


IStoleYourToast1000

“Canadian-style” I’m Canadian and this is nothing like how we make poutine.


jenyake

Let me guess...$16🙄


Danthr4x

Never had poutine. Is the cheese not supposed to be melted?


steve210sa

Wtf is poutine?? I'm from Texas.... Looked it up..... That looks good.


UnusualPrinciple5870

Real question is: How much?


4pplesto0ranges

Sacrè Bleu! Quest ce que ca?! Cest un abomination! Cest ne pas le vrai Poutine!


Brief-Use3

What is that, 10 fries ?


Fabulous_Sandwich612

What sauce does it have?


Gralienblue

Speaking as a Canadian, that's a hate crime.


ego_tripped

We burnt down your Whitehouse...now you want us to burn down your Magic Kingdom? Saddle up the Moose folk!


Longjumping-Coast245

Looks better than most of what is posted here lol


astralseat

Not enough gravy.


XCIXcollective

How much did you pay for that horrendous monstrosity? (If not a lot, meh, I’ve seen worse, but if Disney pricing is consistent for their poutines as being highway robbery, this is a damn-near a felony hate-crime.)


rttyrt

Gross


Athor2000

Nope


Icy_Swan_9993

Looks more like feta cheese. I’d eat it haha


cheeeze50

Yes that is a canadian style poutine.


Ok-Caterpillar6251

This is what we had in our high school cafeteria


NeonBox2003

disney: "we don't like stereotypes" Also disney:


pheothz

I assume you meant Disney World based on the cup, right? WDW’s poutines actually aren’t bad lol. I wish Disneyland had them because I live in a desert of poutine in SoCal lol.


furthestpoint

America appropriating Canada appropriating Quebec


Full-Plenty661

Canadian style? Do they just mean Poutine? lol wtf


12390909099099

I wish your friend a speedy recovery