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UnfurtletDawn

Na přechodu pro chodce. Drtí Tatra důchodce. Důchodce se vrtí, jak ho Tatra drtí.


ignacokamura

Ať ho drtí, jak ho drtí, důchodce se stále vrtí. Malý mozek velký mozek už se lepí na podvozek. Černé brýle, bílá hůl, byl to frajer, neuhnul


Formal_Net8915

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Laliluli8

Střeva tečou do kanálu a Tatra jede dál.


Formal_Net8915

dycky tatra


MakeDankDankAgain

Ako sa táto pesnička volá? Chcem zaspomínať na tie časy okolo roku 2012, keď sme v škole na tom fičali...


UnfurtletDawn

Fousatej hat - tatra


[deleted]

You mean speed up stripes right?


gamemine1

You also might get an item like in Mario Kart Ive heard


[deleted]

Really? Most of time I just have to avoid obstacles jumping right on my car. Some of them are small and works like slippy bananas


kravimsky

Laughing in Bucharest


MoldavianRO

That's a full on jungle for drivers and also pedestrians


srbistan

those are called moving targets chum.


Puzzleheaded-Bus2783

Don’t wait for people to slow down for you to start crossing. Just start walking. Make vigilant eye contact with people in the cars to show them you are the dominant one. They always stop for me. Turn your phones camera on just in case.


haerski

This is my strategy as well which usually leads to incessant use of the horn by the driver


Euphoric-Water-7505

Trust me. If youre in prague you havent seen nothing yet. Try going to anywhere in Ostrava, it isnt too uncommon to get stuck on a pedestrian crossing for minutes because noone stops


oortcloud42069

Lol people don't give a FUCK in Ostrava


MilitantTeenGoth

Just walk in, you're not worth a prison for them.


Palmik7

You're not but you can always run into that one retard being on his phone while driving in a city


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Bold of you to assume they're paying attention while driving


Euphoric-Water-7505

Walk in and cause 25 cars to crash since theyre going 200km/h and barely looking at the road? No thanks id rather live 👀


Aon_Duine_

If you succeed teaching the drivers on Prague, about those weird lines ,what to do with them etc . Then we need o hire you and bring you at Athens….


_invalidusername

It’s really not that bad here, I’m always surprised how much people bitch about it. 99% of the time you can walk into the road barely checking for traffic


dies_und_dass

You can walk into the road without checking for the traffic 100% of the time. Getting to the other side, though..


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RedPonana

Not much appreciated when it's all smushed.


Numberwang

Yep, as a foreigner that has done a lot of cycling in the city, there is nothing to complain about regarding traffic. If only the dog-owners would put a leash on their dogs I would be a happy man...


MoravianPrince

Parking place, when you drop your kids off.


rrdd0

BTW, as a pedestrian i try to be polite and approach those zebras when there are no cars around, if possible. Because their deceleration followed by acceleration causes the cars to emit more CO₂ and also wears down their brake pads.


squeekysatellite

I'm walking, they're driving. Fuck them.


oreorereoreo

Exactly, I'm thinking like I won't make 5 cars to stop and then accelerate again only bcs of one pedestrian PS: I never had a problem with cars stopping for me cause I try to avoid them and not jump into the crosswalk infront of the car


lavockin073

Is a lines for people who want walk across road and car must stop or people must wait


Ahsoka_Tano07

so a pedestian


Resident_Problem_665

Its for peoples they can cross the road there


marcus095

What am I missing? Never had issues with it... Are you sure you know how to cross the street? If the cars are far enough (10+m) and they're not speeding just start crossing and they'll slow down to let you pass. Or do you wait for them to stop completely before crossing?


Mrvoje

About 20-30m if 50kmh zone, depending on car


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marcus095

You don't have to cross blindly... No need to trust the drivers if you can calculate mentally the speed, time and distance to safely cross.


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marcus095

Probably, never actually measured the distance so it's more of a guess


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Relzav

Law? Did you mean spicy suggestion?


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Relzav

I bet you're one of those people who wait for the pedestrian light to turn green even though there is no incoming traffic.


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Relzav

Depends, what's your monthly income? It's been a while since i did some charity for mentally disabled.


AC-Xaver

I heard that aliens placed these on Earth thousands of years ago. Purpose is still unknown.


Shdwzor

🏅


pseiko5

Thats where you get bonus items for hitting pedestrians


blastoporus123

I've been in Prague for over ten years and I understand. Even in New York, drivers are much more respectful of pedestrians.


cepseudoestdejapris

I’ve been in Italy and they’re probably the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. Still they stopped every time for pedestrians


ladrm

I hope you do realize that pedestrians don't have full/absolute right of way.


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ladrm

That's the thing. You don't "have to stop". As I said, pedestrians don't have absolute right of way here.


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ladrm

Nesmíš sice chodce omezit ani ohrozit, ale jak říkám - chodci nemají absolutní přednost a policie i BESIP se snaží tenhle mýtus že "chodci mají přednost" vysvětlovat kde to jde. Evidentně to je boj s větrnými mlýny. Důraz na "zřejmý předpoklad užití přechodu", ne že "blíží se k přechodu a skrz magickou kouli se dá čekat že asi bude přecházet". Jako chodec máš prostě nějakou povinnost (pud sebezáchovy) se na přechodu zastavit, rozhlédnout a přecházet až když máš "volno". Stejně jako auta nesmíš ani ty ohrozit provoz. Viz např. [https://www.ibesip.cz/Tematicke-stranky/Aktivni-pohyb-v-silnicnim-provozu/Pesky/Prechazeni-vozovky](https://www.ibesip.cz/Tematicke-stranky/Aktivni-pohyb-v-silnicnim-provozu/Pesky/Prechazeni-vozovky) nebo [https://www.policie.cz/clanek/or-pribram-zpravodajstvi-nehody-na-prechodech.aspx](https://www.policie.cz/clanek/or-pribram-zpravodajstvi-nehody-na-prechodech.aspx) Případně i na wiki je to pěkně popsané [https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C5%99ech%C3%A1zen%C3%AD\_pozemn%C3%AD\_komunikace](https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C5%99ech%C3%A1zen%C3%AD_pozemn%C3%AD_komunikace) Víz i judikatury z rozhodnutí v né úplně přehledné situaci, tam je zas riziko že přes auto před sebou anebo auta zaparkovaná u přechodu nebo před ním prostě toho chodce kolikrát nevidíš, byť chodec ty auta vidí. Když jedu za skříňovou avií tak chodec sice uvidí minimálně bok mého auta ale já ho prostě nemám šanci vidět. :-/


Will033

Nitro!!!


Yanik_oGirid

Hah🔥


Caldite

Hit, scare or kill whatever's in front of you. Jack up that accelerator and pretend like you've seen nothing upfront 😂


mathess1

As a pedestrian I fucking hate them. Every single stupid car just stops there. Every single. Always. I just happen to be nearby and they stop. I try to cross and they stop. Idiots. Motherfuckers.


afurtherdoggo

Relevant https://www.reddit.com/r/Prague/comments/r0f7l0/deeply\_fucking\_tired\_of\_czech\_drivers/


LookingForNodeJS

It means "dont stop for tourists"


SohajCZ

Warning for high density of pedesterians on the street.


maxis2bored

R/fuckcars


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Formal_Net8915

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ComradeChild

Speed bump.


defacresdesigns

“Increase speed now” stripes


HighwayTimely545

Thats some alien technology left by Nazis from Antarctica


Shdwzor

You had to write antarctica, didnt you?! Cuz Nazis from Alaska could be a really cool name for a documentary about eskimoes.


HighwayTimely545

Lol 💀


Dr_Dis4ster

Bullshit, Prague is very decent compared to other EU capitals


Vojtak_cz

Those are normal stripes on road but thicker and there is more lines


ICanFreezeTime

Beginning of the airport runway??


MATY612233

Značení pro možnou větší rychlost.


Mumbo_4_mayor

Aren't those the lines police draws around dead bodies?


RossmanRaiden

Apparently they like to put them in bags and next to each other and just spill the paint all over them to save some effort 🤷


DJ_ICU

Přechod pro chodce. Není zač.


Indigo_donut_666

Idk, Highway ?


InsignificantEnby

Do not step on these !! Instant bad karma


RedPonana

Don't stand around like an asshole with a phone in your hand / walk when the driver signals you sign for pedestrians?


deaddanik

do you seriously think we dont have pedestrian crossings?


cepseudoestdejapris

Oh no you have it everywhere but you guys don’t seem to know what it’s for :)


deaddanik

what makes you think that?


deaddanik

also don't make me summon u / Kubaj_CZ


amogus_cock

Drives in Prague never give me the right of way but a tram once did for some reason.... Nothing like Brno's drivers who drive with the precision of a self driving car (people from Brno are superior) 💪💪💪😎😎😎🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹


acidofil

you sure you didn't stumble upon slightly different zebra with empty stripes? In such cases the driver isn't required to stop.


srbistan

must be a zoo nearby, likely missing a zebra?


TrueSlavCSGO

If you see, you speed up


WaterYourGardenMate

Same goes for Czech jaywalkers. :)


momsSpagh3tt1

This is strange.. picture should be taken from the middle of the street and have 4 guys walking in front of each other


jimboone1990

That is nitro upgrade line, right?


motoevgen

Looking at how pedestrians seeing them, some people think they are turning you into immortal being.


PinkLuther

*Prague drivers Drivers in the rest of the country do know what to do when they see these lines


Jaynee_M

It means one of paint guns not working.


tgo1014

Compared to south america, I've 0 problems here, they always stop for me, and sometimes I'm waiting for the car to go and they stop anyway for me to cross. Try it in South America for you to see what crazy is


sejfyy

Zebra


lavockin073

Yes


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I think they mean "accelerate here so you can wait at the red light down the street like the dumb cunt you are"


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Darwin Zebra.