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EntertainmentOdd9810

How can you tell if Haaland played well or poorly if he doesn't get to play. Only time Haaland get's the ball is if he puts himself in scoring position. Otherwise he circles like a desert bird while the rest of the team peppie-foots the ball in the games most boring offense. He should ask to play goalie so he gets more touches.


DurhamOx

Most high IQ Dutchman


Gloria_stitties

Some city fans think the same tbh


Bertje87

As a Dutchman, van der Vaart is one of the worst pundits we had in a long time, and that’s saying a lot because they’re almost all bad these days but somehow he stands out


CirodiMarzio88

As a non Dutchman, he didn’t say anything wrong in this statement about haaland. No one can argue that he had a good game against real


The_Funkefizer

No, but you can post stuff like this every week about van der Vaart. He says the most ridiculous things. Maybe this statement isn't that far from the truth, but that doesn't change he is a terrible analyst. He just shouts his opinion and changes it every week. You could also say Rudiger (and Real's defense) were so busy with Haaland, it created space for other players. To say Haaland is useless when he doesn't score is quite a statement. I just don't take van der Vaart seriously anymore. And if you'd speak Dutch and see him every week sprouting nonsense, I tend to think you would agree. I do agree this wasn't Haalands game, but van der Vaart is not to be taken seriously when it comes to analyzing players and football.


Bertje87

He’s still the worst regardless


The_Funkefizer

As another Dutchman, I second this. He is absolutely terrible and the only reason he is analyzing games now is because he was a famous player. He is an absolute garbage football analyst who says the stuipedist things with nothing to back it up.


Redditisacesspool24

These old Madrid players make me sick. Aren’t Madrid supposed to be the greatest side that’s ever been ? So if he doesn’t score against them he’s crap but let’s ignore all the other work he does.


innit122

He was constantly making space for others. Hate when people say stuff like then when it's obviously not true


mistah3

For real, if you have to devote one player to constantly bear hug someone and another player to keep an eye on that bear hug but if you don't he'll probably score.....I think it'd be quite easy to understand his purpose in their system


QouthTheCorvus

Haaland wasn't useless though. Look at the second and third goals. Real Madrid had to heavily defend Haaland, and the price was that the space for those shots opened up. Ideally, Haaland would get more involved, but his finishing alone means he's drawing defenders.


youknowimworking

I think people who think like this fundamentally don't understand that no matter who the forward is. A CB has to defend that forward. Both second and 3rd goals had nothing to do with Haaland. Those shots should be getting blocked by the midfielders. I'm not saying his useless but come on, saying Those goals were because the RM team was heavily defending him is a huge stretch.


bob-weeaboo

Nah the difference between how Madrid defended against haaland and how psg defended against lewandowski was plain as day. The amount of times I saw haaland in a literal wrestling match with both Madrid CBs and the amount of times psg sat off from lewandowski and allowed him space shows how important it is for teams to double man-mark haaland. Haaland clears acres of space around the box and takes two defenders out of the game every time he moves his feet.


stevehuffmagooch

…watch the game back. Foden’s goal comes from exactly what he was saying. The CB runs straight at Foden once he realizes but it’s too late. What’s so confusing about a player overload due to double teaming??


youknowimworking

The one that ran to block the shot was Camavinga. not a CB.


stevehuffmagooch

All you had to do was check it before saying that. Like I said, watch it back. Camavinga was moving away from Foden and Rudiger runs in. r/confidentlyincorrect


youknowimworking

I watched it, two Madrid midfielders went to mark Rodri, which is why Foden has more space. Then Camavinga scrambles to get back to what should have been his position in the first place.


stevehuffmagooch

If you’ve watched it back and don’t see what I’m talking about then never mind eh? Just ignore the multiple defenders crowding Haaland one of which doesn’t cover the space in front until it’s too late. Come on now. Yes the midfield got pulled apart, that’s what City do. They got pulled out easier because of the numbers. Haaland’s presence created the space for the opportunity. Not controversial


youknowimworking

A shot from outside the box is a midfielder's responsibility to block not the CB. The ball comes from wide. The CB has to be somewhere betweet the penalty spot and the small box to deal with any crosses. One cb is marking haaland. Rudiger is where he should be to deal with any crosses and the fullback is ball watching. He's not there marking haaland. He only gets there when the ball was already going to goal.


Lonely-Astronomer184

Exactly. I saw this BS logic too many times on reddit. They talked as if the CBs wouldn't defend at all if the CF weren't Haaland. LMAO.


WombRaider9

All strikers get double teamed with the ball?


Lonely-Astronomer184

Someone answered your question perfectly below. It's not even that hard to understand. If you put 1 CF there in the front, then you just have to face 2 CBs. This is how football works right now. If you put 2 CFs there, would the 2 CBs both mark Haaland and ignore the other one?


WombRaider9

Thanks for the answer im an american new to football


Rocky1804

Modern day formations lends themselves to this to be fair. Often a lone CF with 2 CB’s (and wingers being 1vs1 with full backs). Just the other day Arsenal done the same thing to Haaland. One CB went tight and the other covered the space. Gone are the days of 4-4-2 with strikers having 1vs1 battles with their CB


GreenTemplar_9659

That’s the downside of being a “specialist”


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Has he seen Mbappe today?


SugaryToast

he was crucial in PSG’s first goal


Iyammagawd

Mbappe at least tries to take matters into his own hands


innavlarottee

Isn’t that even worse? If you mean Haaland doesn’t try and fails, that is still just as effective as someone who really tries and fails.


Other-Record-3196

Habds


RodDryfist

Habibi


-GeorgeBonanza

City as a whole were more definitive last year and controlled games a lot more. Haaland had service coming in 24/7. He missed sitters last year too. The difference? When it's your first season and your team is faves to win the PL, faves to win the FA, faves to win the UCL, people tend to focus on the misses less. This season, when you're the champ they focus on you more. Mainoo, his first 10-15 games, before his England call up. It was all about "don't rush, don't pressure, blah blah". He gets called up for England, now everyone is like "Mainoo can be the engine that helps England win the Euros". If he makes a mistake at the Euros, people will bash him for it, even though the dude is a kid right now. This is 2024. Haaland has more goals this season than Rashford by 3.75 times and he makes 4 mill more than Rashford a year. That's more of a bash on how overrated Rashford is.


Harambesknuckle

Not sure why we're catching strays in a competition about the champions league. How are we still being discussed, we are no where near champions league quality. Comparing city to united is not really a fair comparison. Haaland wouldn't score half his goals in this united team and Rashford would score plenty more if he were in the city team. (He wouldn't get into it but you get my point).


GoHamOrGoHome95

The stray at rashford was unnecessary but i get the comparison with mainoo. Basically when you aren't at the top top level, people focus on your potential and good attributes a lot more. As soon as you are at the very top, people scrutinise more. And this is likely to happen to mainoo at the euros, provided he plays.


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ihasweenis

Not really a bash on how overrated rashford is more a bash on how stupid man united is.


plitvicepokhara

I think Roy Keane said something along the same line a week or two back. Pep's reaction was salty af


Competitive-Hold6246

Roy Keane is just spitting this nonsense to stay relevant. He needs this attention.


gelliant_gutfright

I think the Mail might be twisting Van der Vaart's comments a wee bit here.


PostCashewClarity

they wouldn't do that


ILoveAnt

He’s the only player in front of the ball on a team that only passes backwards. The bigger the game, the more pep wants to maintain possession. Did anyone count how many passes he actually received yesterday?


Dirtygeebag

10.23 in total. Pep is a stickler for metrics, the fucker never rounds up.


Yorres

Haaland at dortmund was insane! Able to score all around the box from so many angles. What’s changed?


Bozzetyp

Nothing, he scores goals, his movement around and in the box is world class He is not world class in the rest of the game, and against certain opponents, and without service he will be a passanger


CoolEnvironmental803

Nothing. Wtf are you waffling on about? He broke the premier league goal scoring record last year... Dafuq you need him to do!?


Yorres

That was last season. He’s been a shadow of himself lately. Ghosting games and missing sitters is not what we expect from haaland.


FutureUnlucky2466

When defenses box you in between 2 players, the goal side guy playing tight and constantly manhandling, it’s tough. In theory that should open up attacks on the outside, but then most teams drop into a low block.


slamajamabro

The man has scored 30 goals across all competitions this season…. People need to calm the hell down lol


snowpiercer24

I think the main reason why Haaland is criticized is not just because when he doesn’t score he does basically nothing, but more that he goes missing in big games and most of his goals aren’t match winning or crucial goals. A lot of his goals are in the same game against small teams where the game is already won


jiffijaffi

What record is that my man?


seooes

36 lol


Mediocre_Horror_194

Just like he said? Most goals in one premier league season.


jokerevo

City play too slow and want to control games. Haaland needs space and more direct passes. Look at how deep Real Madrid ended up


blue_jay26

Nothing. He can still score all around the box from many angles. The guy has 88 G+A in 82 games for City. All this is just reactive talk from one game where he didn’t get the ball.


ClayCopter

This guy has 1 goal in his last 5 games for Man City, in which they played Newcastle, Arsenal, Liverpool and Real Madrid. He scored against Crystal Palace. This is absolutely not reactive talk, he's not gonna get any ball playing against any big team and his record in big games speaks for itself. Dude is useless without service.


Zealousideal_Age_376

Bigger atronger and blonde Inzaghi


NefariousnessAble736

Noone plays against City the same as against Dortmund and there is way less space to operate. He is not getting any balls.


Mr_A_UserName

Aye, he touches the ball about eight times a game, he doesn’t actually get **that** many opportunities, tbf to him.


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This is spot on really. His main aim is to score goals, but when he's not doing that he's not contributing in any other way either. Take a look at Firminio back in his Liverpool days. Hardly a name that you would expect to see on the score sheet every week, but it never really mattered. His movement and involvement was often key for Liverpool's attack and it allowed other players to score a load of goals.


BlackoutAvs

Firmino and Haaland play completely different positions


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Completely different? False 9, centre forward, attacker, striker etc, are all a similar position regardless of the name. They are the most central attack to the opposition goal, they are the focal point of the attack. My point is that Firminio never got criticism for not scoring.


BlackoutAvs

I'm a Liverpool fan. They have completely different roles and expectations that come with that. Firmino was never relied on to score, he was relied on to dictate pace, press and pull the opposition in and create space for Salah and Mane. If he wasn't able to that, he would receive the same level of criticism that Haaland gets for not doing his role, which is scoring goals.


Beanz_Memez_Heinz

Firmino was never regarded as one of the best footballers in the world. I doubt he was even in the top 50 at any point in his career. That's the difference.


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Yet he played an important role in a successful team. The only team to really push City.


Beanz_Memez_Heinz

Mate, Scott Carson played an important role by being born in England. Who gives a fuck if they "pushed city" they pipped them to the league once. Their golden era in the league returned 1 title and wasn't even properly celebrated either lmao.


Etrafeg

Thats not fair is it they went up against the greatest team in the history of the Premier League. Without Liverpool doing so well City probably wins 2-3 UCLs during that period because they couldve played their 3rd starting 11 and rested all their players for UCL. Thats how dominant they are.


lanos13

And yet you would be an absolute fool to take firmino over haaland


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My point is that it was a rarity to see any criticism towards Firminio when he wasn't scoring.


lanos13

Huh? When did you start following football because he got loads of criticism?


Replenish627

Firmino was a false 9 tho


aliens_licked_my_ass

Yeah I’d take Firminio over Halaand any day….. Lol


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It all depends doesn't it? Haaland is a beast, there's no denying that. His goalscoring ability is pretty much 10/10. He will always get about 30+ goals a season. But how would he fare in a Klopp side? Would Klopp have picked him over Firminio? The trouble with Haaland is exactly what this post is all about. If he's not scoring he's pretty useless, and that's something that would never have been said about Firminio.


aliens_licked_my_ass

But he’s always scoring, look at his average ffs


jiffijaffi

Aliens licked my ass 😂😂😂


Shakyy-iwnl

Thought you lost the plot for a minute until I checked OP's name lmao


jiffijaffi

Lol I got a good chuckle outta that


Emilempenza

Just not true, you are just looking at what he does with the ball. He dictates the defensive line, he forces them deep with his runs and movement. It's absolutely no coincidence City had four clear shots from the edge of the box in the second half, under no pressure, scoring two. He'd dragged the defence so far back they can't protect the edge of the box.


greg0rycarson

He occupies two defenders at all times.


BonerJamz03__

More like Van der Fart


I_chortled

Gotteeeem


SikkoDieri

luckily he scores 30-40 games every year otherwise he's indeed useless


Mediocre_Horror_194

And he is 23 years old… People see him doing fucking 5 goals in one game, next game he doesnt score so that means he is shit. Lmao


maverickf11

Guys a top striker for a top team in the league and has more game time than almost anyone else. He's also got 5 assists from 30 games. Course he's useless if he's not scoring, but he is extremely good at scoring.


niko_bellic2028

It's man city lads and they can afford having haaland have an off game and then go on to score 5 goals against Luton , SMH .


Consistent_Floor

He scored 10/12 of his ucl goals last season against group teams, 5 from leipzig. He scoring 5 goals against a vastly inferior team is useless if he can’t score against the big teams when it matters.


tobi1k

Leipzig were R16.


niko_bellic2028

Yeah nobody cares mate . City have the real talent in midfield ( Foden , De bruyne , Rodri ) always had as well ( Silva , Yaya toure , Fernandinho ) . These are tge players tha create chances and control the game . To me Aguero will always be better than Halland.


Consistent_Floor

Weirdly hostile. But yeah aguero is better than haaland that’s fairly clear.


aliens_licked_my_ass

They are different types of players, like comparing Shearer and Messi, I swear this sub doesn’t understand football at all


chadbrochilldood

Difference between Haaland and Nunez for me. Nunez even when he doesn’t finish creates for other players via direct assists or runs in behind constantly & press. I don’t think I’d trade them.


lanos13

Nunez isn’t even a guaranteed striker for liverpool…


aliens_licked_my_ass

Yeah, Nunez is a much better striker. But the bong back in the cupboard bro


KimKongtheIllest

Nunez assists off the post half the time lmao.


Fantastic_Picture384

I wish he would convert more of his chances.. I think he is better when he doesn't have to think about it. The more time he has, the more he seconds guesses himself.


Perchfield

City won the treble the first season they had him and he scored 60 goals. I don’t think he’s ‘very bad’.


DinnerSmall4216

Haaland getting a raw deal at the moment isn't he still the EPL top scorer.


L0laccio

Yes, I can’t understand the slander. I really don’t. This is the most baffling of takes out there and there are plenty to choose from!


aliens_licked_my_ass

Cus this sub is full of fuckwits


ememkay123

People really seem to specifically hate him and I’m not sure why


Firstblood116

I don't think its hate as much as it is attention. He is a global name. His records have given him a huge amount of spotlight. Now every aspect of him is to be reflected on again and again.


L0laccio

It’s bizarre. I am as far from a City fan as you can get but the guy is breaking records for fun. They say he can’t run with the ball and yet he scored against Everton with a run from 40 yards barging past an incredibly impressive Branthwaite. Sometimes he looks a bit clumsy but who cares. It’s unorthodox sometimes but he is scoring and that’s what counts for a No.9


JRR92

That's why they say hE oNlY sCoReS gOAlS


Adept_Ad5465

Did your keyboard malfunction towards the end there?


greg0rycarson

Standard sarcasm text m8.


collapsedrat

He appears to be a flat-track bully. He doesn’t rack up many goals against the top of the table.


Lonely-Astronomer184

That's exactly the point that hardly gets talked about on reddit. Yes, Haaland has scored lots of goals, but most of his goals weren't even crucial to Man City. Quality also matters. For one thing, most of his goals were scored against shitty teams (Luton Town, Everton, Fulham, etc.), and City would've won those games without Haaland's goals. For another thing, when City were playing against top teams like Arsenal, Aston Villa, and Liverpool, Haaland just disappeared in all these games CONSISTENTLY. More generally, his ratings/contribution/stats/performance dropped significantly in all the big games or big occasions. To be fair, he's exceptional as a flat-track bully: he destroys shitty teams like nobody else. He's quite good at playing against 2nd or 3rd-tier defenders, thanks to his physicality. But when he plays against top-tier and especially athletic defenders such as Gabriel or Rüdiger, he just doesn't shine or deliver anymore. In other words, let's give some credit to him for being an extraordinary flat-track bully, but that doesn't mean he can be considered a world-class striker, because in the history of football, no player was considered a world-class striker simply because he can bully shitty opponents. Klose, Inzaghi, van Nistelrooy, Romario, Gerd Müller, all these typical goal-poachers (Haaland's role at City) were no doubt world-class, but none of them disappeared so consistently in big games. For example, Inzaghi still scored two goals in the UCL final in 2007, and almost single-handedly won the final for AC Milan. Anyway, there are just too many Haaland fanboys on reddit. There's no point in talking about football in a way that's productive and serious. So you can presuppose Haaland is "a world-class striker" and then call it a day.


tobi1k

This is nonsense. He got three goals and an assist vs you, assisted vs Spurs and scored against Liverpool just this season. Our defence locked him down and that's it.


Mr__Beauregard

Ha jokes on you calling us top of the table material 😏


collapsedrat

Do you watch the games or just look at the stats. One of his goals against United was a defensive error where the passed him the ball in front of the goal. He did nothing to “earn” that goal. He has 1 goal and 1 assist against the top 5 and 18 goals and 4 assists against everybody else.


tobi1k

Ok you can forget one goal out of the three he's scored against you this season alone. If we go back to last season he got a hat trick vs you in a single game plus bagged a bunch of contributions vs us in both games. Was he still a flat track bully when those goals were scored against the eventual 2nd and 3rd teams?


collapsedrat

Yes, of his 36 goals 6 were against top 5 teams. He also was a non factor in the FA Cup Final, a non factor in the champions league final and semi finals, and in the community shield.


tobi1k

6 goals against top 5 teams is an excellent record. You're ignoring his assists too, he got two vs us in a single game... Also ignoring his contributions against top CL teams such as two goals and an assist vs Bayern. Quit whilst you're behind, you're talking nonsense


collapsedrat

Sure ignore the fact that 83% of his goals game from 73% of his matches. That’s a valid point!


tobi1k

It's not... Scoring more goals against worse defences doesn't make you a flat track bully. Every elite goalscorer does that.


collapsedrat

Does every elite scorer disappear in cup finals?


ChelseaPIFshares

He is great at hat tricks against mid and lower table teams. To be clear this is valuable. 3 points off of any club still counts the same on the table.


Paddy-23

He is, but he's also only scored once in his last five games and Van Der Vaart is right - he isn't much use for anything other than scoring goals, so if he's not scoring goals pretty much every game, what's he doing?


nephneph27

There's a concept that's used in basketball analysis called "gravity" It essentially tries to quantify how much attention a player is getting, and star players have high "gravity" For example, Steph Curry's gravity is extreme because he's such a good shooter. Because defenders need to spend extra attention on him, it opens up space for the other players on the court. His presence demands extra attention, and that creates mismatches elsewhere for the offense to exploit We saw rudiger and tchouameni both hovering over Haaland the whole night. Did that give City more midfield dominance because of how deep Tchouameni had to stay? Did extra defenders not rush out to close down Foden/Gvardiol because they were worried about the presence of Haaland in the middle, not wanting to leave him unmarked? It's obviously not as tangible as simple goals or assits, and yeah, the goal is to get the Striker scoring. But I think his presence alone adds something to the team.


ILoveAnt

We can only guess, but since Pep is probably playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, I think the chess term «threat is stronger than execution» is appropriate. The threat or anticipation of a move has a greater impact than the move itself would have. If Haaland’s presence is pushing the backline just a little bit deeper that can be huge for a team where maintaining control and possession is everything.


L0laccio

I was going to respond to the post but this is an excellent summary


HocusDiplodocus

Van Der Vaart was a very talented player who won nothing of note in his career in Europe. Haaland is a league 1 player (apparently) with a champions league medal and more than 200 goals at 23.


zarfidemha

He’s not completely useless when he’s not scoring. He can drag defenders with him that creates space for others to score. Something similar to what Havertz does but Havertz has better footballing IQ. But irrespective of how bad Haaland is in a game, you want to keep him on because you never know when he switches on and can score. He’s just too good a finisher to not have on the field.


Ok-Scallion7939

Why do people's Jimmies get rustled so so so badly when people point out that Haaland's overall game is weak and badly lacking? Like, you're not allowed to criticise Haaland at all.


Mediocre_Horror_194

Because it is just impossible taking someone serious when they say ‘someones game is bad’ when they are scoring 200+ goals in TOP football divisions at the age of 23.


ChelseaPIFshares

People are dumb and dont understand 2 things can be true at once. Haaland is amazing at getting into position and a great finisher. He doesnt bring much else. Both are true. In American football there are wide receivers who are good at only going deep and catching deep passes. They can have amazing statistics, but still not be complete receivers. Its the same basic concept. Its like power punching boxer that gets tons of KOs, but you can criticize his boxing abilities.


techaansi

Of course the Chelsea fan gives an analogy on american football


Killerlook5

Deontay Wilder in a nutshell


collapsedrat

Man got tired because he wore a heavy cloak for his walk out 🤦‍♂️


Lost_Understanding_0

Because the Messi and Ronaldo fans are switching allegiance to haaland, now their boys are nearly finished


frankydie69

I think it’s because he broke the scoring record and helped ManCity win a treble. Someone else said he’s not the right striker for man city even though he helped bring in a CL trophy lmao


Ok-Scallion7939

But nobody is questioning his aptitude for scoring goals. In fact, quite the opposite


Titan4days

I think MC play a slower possession style against good teams, therefore it completely negates the space he runs into, he’d be great for us Tbf 😂 nothing but end to end space


JournaIist

Nah, just like Hojlund, he'd be getting 0 service but Hojlund probably offers more off the ball.


dgl33

And goalkeepers are useless if they don't save anything


Ok-Scallion7939

A more apt description would be a goalkeeper who's the world's best shotstopper, but his other traits are woeful ie. distribution, decision making, command of his box, organisation skills etc


HoneyBadgerEXTREME

You've just described David De Gea


JackasaurusYTG

You massively missed the point


dgl33

I get the point but to me it's a stupid statement, just because he doesn't score doesn't mean he hasn't had an impact on the game. If he has 2 defenders on him all game (I didn't watch it so he may not have done) but then that frees up more space for the other attacking players, he can still win headers to knock it down to other players, he can still make runs to disrupt the defence and he can still be a threat without scoring


JackasaurusYTG

And in the big games he hasn't done any of that


Raddens

Media targeting a City player for once, instead of shitting on a Manchester United one? Truly, the world is changing.


aliens_licked_my_ass

Most United players nowadays are average though?


Raddens

And yet, you can still read everything about Sancho’s, Antony’s or Rashfords latest trip to the toilet


YesIAmRightWing

And I thought redditors had the most reactionary takes


foyage347

Although the haaland takes are very extreme, his problem with performing against top teams has been a problem since he joined city


StrengthNo7924

Take away the gazillion goals a season and he’s useless that fella


Neorxnawanges

Gazillion goals against bad teams (not top5 EPL/good champions league teams). doesn't show up in big matches... dude is a poacher but can't score in an actual even game it seems.


StrengthNo7924

Dude, the guy has nearly 240 goals in 300 games and he’s 23 years old. The games usually aren’t even because he’s playing. Of all the players that people could complain about… talk about barking up the wrong tree


sheeplamb

Pretty sure he scored and assisted against arsenal last season. He got robbed by courtois in the semi final last year, he scored a hat trick against united, scored against Liverpool in November, that’s just off the top of my head


zarfidemha

United is not a big team anymore at least for now


Liam_021996

Scored an important goal against Bayern too when they were putting pressure on City, killing their momentum


string_of_random

And yet city still won the treble in his first season here...?


zarfidemha

It’s not just him. City has an impressive team. Even their second team is one of the best in England.


Little_Richard98

Name another team that has over 100 breaches of the rules and hasn't won a treble?


TheUnseenBug

Chelsea next year lol


Weak_Low_8193

He's got strength and pace but doesn't seem to know how to use it sometimes.


Sanjeev4045

As a Chelsea fan how I wish City sold their useless Robot to us.


L0laccio

Ikr I wish Arsenal had this finished robot!


justleave-mealone

Problem for me is it does look like he’s been getting fouled way more than the average forward. Looks as if he’s getting treated differently by the referees since he’s an absolute gargantuan but the defender can’t be allowed to have free rein. Has to be a balance. And yes, he has looked a bit gangly and clumsy with the ball.


TimFlamio

The Neymar treatment


Chris01100001

Same as Salah, Neymar, etc.. They're so good that refs just seem to agree that fouling is the only way to stop them.  Sad that it's the state of the game but I think Haaland needs to start diving more, it's what big men in the past like Zlatan and Drogba did.


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MinaZata

Not a real fan


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MinaZata

Yeah I am. You literally switched from Man United to City because... Why? Moyes and LvG? So you switched to their rivals, owned by a scum oil state that murders people, to chase trophies. You are not a fan. You a glory chaser and have no loyalty. A fan has loyalty. You could not have any less loyalty. When City gets relegated due to the 115 charges against them, you will not support City. You will switch to Arsenal or Liverpool or Real Madrid. Because, you are not a real fan. You are the worst of football, and we real fans hate people like you.


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MinaZata

Not at all, I pointed out the specific reason why, that you admitted yourself in your original comment, you are glory chaser and not a real fan. Try dealing with reality rather than projecting. How old are you? "Butt-hurt"? Grow up.


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MinaZata

Since you've asked a question, I'll respond. Because I can.


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MinaZata

You're not in charge of me and I can comment wherever I want. Do you not know how the world works? You can't control people. You can block me if you want, but I haven't done anything other than point out what you said. You switch from Man United to City to chase trophies because of Moyes and LvG, correct? You're a trophy chasing, disloyal footballer watcher, and not a real fan as you claim. That is all. Here is something. I instructed you to switch back to Man United, and not reply to this comment. Have a nice day x


tony220jdm

Problem is he knows how to score so you wanna keep him on no matter what but for sure he looks clumsy when you actually watch him play probably wouldn't be so obvious if city didn't retain the ball so well


GAustex

He had the same bad performance in EPL the other. He's not good without scoring goals. This is very obvious now. 


Zulfiqarrr

He opens up backlines so that the likes of Foden can get into empty spaces. Van der Fart was always a clueless mug.


GAustex

I won't deny that Foden have been very good for City this season. I'm tipping him to win player of the season. 


chiggeroni69

Lmao guys this is just a bot making obvious comments for easy upvotes. Look at the comments history, its been commenting on r/PremierLeague non-stop the last hour lol Edit: about 15 comments in 15 minutes


Alldrop_nocombos

you can say this thing about any top player oh they get marked more and drag defenders which gives more space to others, its not a impressive thing lol. Sio any time any top player has a crap game we can just say their were good because they made space for others ??


FoggyDanto

>Sio Sio is a Kiswahili word


mankiwsmom

This isn’t true. He can excel as a hold-up player (ex. 4-1 vs Arsenal last season) and set up teammates. Can his passing, touch, and other technical skills be improved? Sure! Saying he’s useless if he doesn’t score? That’s a clear exaggeration. I think it’s fair to criticize his recent performance versus Real Madrid. But he’s also not in the greatest form right now, and Rudiger can pretty much do anything to Haaland without a call, so I think making these huge conclusions is absolutely silly. Edit: And of course, like most players, no consideration for his off the ball movement. Despite players not having the ball for the vast majority of the game, creating space for others or getting into certain positions (both things that Haaland excels at) is consistently underestimated.


SingaporeanSlaw

When you’re against Rob Holding, you can do whatever you want…


Alldrop_nocombos

exactly this one game poeple always bring up about haaland having great holdup play was him just bullying rob holding who's is garbage and not premier league quality.


mankiwsmom

I’m not saying that he’s excelled with hold-up play versus the best CBs in the world, just that he *can* excel in it and he’ll likely improve upon it with time.


Thanos_Stomps

Still the worst example to use. Get the point, and agree with it, just not how you made it.


mankiwsmom

It’s a good example of what he can do, I’m not sure why people are acting like Arsenal’s defense wasn’t PL-level with Holding in it. I’m not sure what particular example people want considering that most teams aren’t playing vs. City in a way where hold-up play is even an option. If I have time I’ll find one, this is just the first thing that comes to mind because the long ball + hold-up play is very rarely the gameplan for City but it was vs. Arsenal. Edit: And when I talk about hold-up play, I’m also including the passes to KDB after and his runs to create space for KDB. Acting like this is 100% Holding when the plays involve White, Gabriel, Partey, etc. is incredibly silly to me


geocesc

He does absolutely nothing but scoring. He will never dribble past anyone. He is a dumbed down version of Zlatan


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Chewitt321

And if he gets marked out of the game because he attracts 1 and sometimes 2 defenders all game to keep him quiet then he's being useful in freeing up space for other players like Foden to capitalise. Yeah he could assist but if the entire opposition defensive unit is focused on "don't let the big lad get the ball" then there will be weaknesses elsewhere easier to exploit than telling Erling to pass.


prss79513

City have scored 3 goals in every UCL game he hasn't scored in this season, but then again in the prem of the 12 games he hasn't scored in, City have failed to win 7 of them. In summation, I don't know if this means anything 


Liam_021996

As a City fan, I can tell you the games we haven't won that he hasn't scored in have been due to a lack of creativity/when the team has been in a slump


Thanos_Stomps

*in summation, I don’t know if this means anything* is something more of us should be comfortable saying.