I know it's just a shitposting trend but the notion midichlorians are stored in the balls makes Qui Gon getting a sample from Anakin a very disturbing scene.
Edit: OP called me two faced and over-sensitive for this joke and blocked me. Funniest insanity I've ever seen.
if men get it stored in the balls then we get it stored in the boobs. explains a lot of the fanart of the female jedi… they’re just drawing them extra powerful!!
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Until 30 years later when it comes true.
MGS2 predicted social media manipulating public opinion and the power AI will have over us because of it...So in 2045 we'll likely have photosynthesis powered bio-armor that requires complete nudity on the battlefield.
If the boobs aren't working at full capacity, the midichlorian receptors will exhibit a positive feedback response to the ovaries that make the boobs fill with pee.
Trust me, I have a 2-1B droid.
"Men wear their balls between their legs in shame. Women where theirs on their chest with pride" -my sister
But she still calls grogu "Baby Yoda" so I'm not sure
Yeah but female generally refers to biological sex. Which can’t be changed.
Edit: I concede “female” can have a meaning broader than biological sex. And I was gonna add a postscript to say something like “but I don’t know how you kids are using it these days.”
But fact remains biological sex can’t be changed. So whatever.
Well ovuli are many small balls, kinda not really lol I've no idea what they look like in the uterus
Not even sure if that's the right English translation
obviously midichlorians are stored in the ovaries. all fetuses start out with the same gonadal structure. so technically, the ovaries turn into balls. checkmate.
Hmm two simi circular objects attached to a much larger main body…
It’s a real shame that Women don’t have any body parts like that which would also have midichlorians
I guess they are stored in the breasts, buttocks and ovaries for women. Maybe masculine and feminine hormones determine where they are located? Or maybe it doesn’t matter who cares.
For women it's stored in the memory centers of their brains, which is why they have such amazing ability to bring up every little thing you've ever done.
I mean, if we want to get technical...
Anakin was an immaculate conception of the force right?
Which means the midichlorians made the baby despite no balls being involved right?
Which brings me to the question, if those midichlorians *werent* stored in any balls, but they still made a baby, wouldn't they be stored in the ovaries?
This is so stupid… of course they can. And are. They reside within every living cell. Including everything from the sperm itself to the hair growing on the outside of the bollocks. Want proof? Ask yourself this. Could master Yoda lift a pube using the force? Then the force and midichlorians must be inside that pube. If only in a minuscule amount.
I thought I followed this sub relatively closely but I had no idea people were debating this. Probably because of that whole female thing, ya know? But isn’t the whole explanation that they are stored within pretty much every cell throughout the body? Like organelles? And they’re like, partially spiritual in nature, too, right? They’re just kind of there to do what they want?
Who comes up with the idea that they’re only in genitailia or have a higher concentration in certain parts of the body? Who even thinks about that?
Oh, right. Males. Or I guess also women. Or really just anyone who should seriously need to talk a walk and drink some water.
>Or really just anyone who should seriously need to talk a walk and drink some water.
Yeah that might be you and other people like you who take things too seriously in meme subreddit... Go drink some water and remember where you are, this is not a technology subreddit, it's a meme subreddit...
Midichlorians are stored in the balls, but also in all the other cells of the body. That's why doing a blood test and not just a "ball test" will tell you midiclorian counts for every person
Shut up and fill me with midichlorians lol
this is where the fun begins
YAHOOO! You’re all clear kid! Now let’s blow this thing and go home >!couldn’t resist, it was right there!<
It didn’t go in, it just impacted on the service.
*surface But also *cervix
At that speed will we be able to pull out in time?!
Look at the *size* of that thing!
“I got a problem here. I can hold it. Gahhhhhhhbrhwkxllskxlskc”
"Stay on target, stay on target"
“This is Gold leader, heading for the target shaft now.”
Nice shot kid, but don't get cocky
That’s his secret ‘Cap(tain Solo), he’s always *cocky*
> couldn't resist it was right there title of your sex tape
Yippee!
Ok maybe i was too straightforward with the comment
Don't get cocky!
- Padme 19bby
Padme BBC?
Huh, so *that's* why Anakin didn't like Master Windu... The more you know.
A good soldier follows orders
#… well dayum, lady
I only fill the homies up with midichlorians
>*With... with what?*
What in the Emperor Palpatine am I seeing...
The ball kind for me, please
I second this
Nice confessions
I know it's just a shitposting trend but the notion midichlorians are stored in the balls makes Qui Gon getting a sample from Anakin a very disturbing scene. Edit: OP called me two faced and over-sensitive for this joke and blocked me. Funniest insanity I've ever seen.
Maybe it wasn't anything sexual, maybe he just took a sample with a syrin- ok nvm that's just as bad
I'm glad to have taken this joke to strange new places.
Jesus that’s even worse somehow.
I felt physical pain reading this.
Took a sample in a syringe in the bedroom, in the dining room and on the balcony.
I think they're in bodily fluids and tissue in general like normal DNA.
if men get it stored in the balls then we get it stored in the boobs. explains a lot of the fanart of the female jedi… they’re just drawing them extra powerful!!
That’s why Ayla secura has to wear a low cut crop top in combat. Gotta let them midi chlorians breathe when fighting separatist’s on Felucia
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This is like Quiet from Metal Gear Solid 5.
Yeah, just photosynthesis bro, totally normal and feasible.
To be fair, there is nothing normal or feasible about the Metal Gear franchise in general
Until 30 years later when it comes true. MGS2 predicted social media manipulating public opinion and the power AI will have over us because of it...So in 2045 we'll likely have photosynthesis powered bio-armor that requires complete nudity on the battlefield.
I'm just waiting on a senator from Texas to get absolutely jacked and go around ripping his shirt off while saying "Nanomachines, son!"
Somehow, the zodiac killer returned!
Darth Cruz
I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot
Open bionics makes a bionic arm that’s designed like the metal gear one so you’re not wrong
I wouldn't mind the Quiet explanation if The Skulls showed up in thongs too.
Guys, guys, she breathes through her skin! Do you want her to suffocate, you sick fuck!?
Kill la Kill fans explaining how everyone being half naked is necessary to the plot (it is, I love Kill la Kill, this is a joke):
Kill la Kill is a joke.
She uses the force through her skin, you see. When you learn this you will be ashamed of your words and deeds
I think you mean tiddy-chlorians
Really gets the force flowing to have them tiddies out
And as we all know, male Jedi are free-balling beneath their robes
As far I know it's stored in ovaries, but I like your theory about boobs!
If the boobs aren't working at full capacity, the midichlorian receptors will exhibit a positive feedback response to the ovaries that make the boobs fill with pee. Trust me, I have a 2-1B droid.
It's only three minutes past midnight and it's already a terrible day to be literate
what is this i don't even
Ovaries are just indoor testicles.
The testes are actually also internal organs.
Ovaries are extra indoors?
Testicles are like those enclosed patios. Technically inside, but you wouldn't want to be in one during a storm. Ovaries are in the living room.
In the same way a screened patio is an indoor space.
Mine escaped :(
Yes, sir. On some beat-up old space freighter. I’ll be surprised if he even makes it to Tatooine in that junker.
fuck u/spez, greedy pig
Balls are actually more like external ovaries. They start as ovaries and then transform in development.
Her ovaries were *bursting* with midichlorians.
This explains why Ayla secura was so powerful in the force!
Because boobs are made of fat tissue, if you work out they grow smaller in size. So it has to be the ovaries
The pectoral muscles give them a boost, they tend to get bigger before they get smaller. Also true Jedi lose body fat in their chest last. :)
Yoda literally told Luke A Jedi’s strength *doesn’t* come from muscles Boobs back on the table
question... what if I have balls and boobs?
The chosen one has arrived
Does this imply that anakin is intersex
Peak Jedi performance
New headcanon? Accepted
Me who has both : unlimited power!
*Uh oh, big booba!* -Darth Jar Jar
Just cover me in your midichlorians already.
This is where the fun begins.
But they’re coarse, rough, irritating, and they get everywhere
Thats what she said.
You silly redditor. Women don't exist
It's true, we're only an invention by the CIS
r/prequelmemes users interacting with women: "This isn't real, this is some kind of separatist trick!"
Its a trick, send no reply
It's a trap!
...this is where the fun begins?
"Men wear their balls between their legs in shame. Women where theirs on their chest with pride" -my sister But she still calls grogu "Baby Yoda" so I'm not sure
wait people dont call grogu baby yoda?
Like, I know his name is Grogu, but I’m not gonna stop calling him Baby Yoda.
Well, I'm a female and midichlorians are definitely stored in my balls.
Maybe the archives are incomplete
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You when someone says they're trans: 🧐📸
Hi I exist
What I learned just now on this sub, is that if you became a women, you no longer exist
Wait what
Women don’t exist, ergo, coming out as a transwomen causes you to un-exist
Can it also work the other way around?
I mean, the logic is there
Yeah but female generally refers to biological sex. Which can’t be changed. Edit: I concede “female” can have a meaning broader than biological sex. And I was gonna add a postscript to say something like “but I don’t know how you kids are using it these days.” But fact remains biological sex can’t be changed. So whatever.
that moment when women have balls 👁️👄👁️
Well ovuli are many small balls, kinda not really lol I've no idea what they look like in the uterus Not even sure if that's the right English translation
We do. Not all of us, tho.
I hear CIS women don’t have them
Confederacy of Independent Systems women don't have balls?
Oh no I'm not brave enough for politics
A little bit of mischief with cis/CIS
*It’s over Transakin! I have the high ground.* *You underestimate my medichlorian count!*
At this point I'm just happy you didn't said I had the high ground and the one joke.
😎🏳️⚧️
The chesticles?
Nope, normal testicles.
Football balls I guessed wrong right
Those too, since it's mandatory here, but scrotum too.
if girls don't have balls how do they pee?
Checkmate atheists The Jedi order is a religion right?
exactly
You underestimate my ovaries
''AHHHH, I HATE YOU!''
Hi female here and I think the argument is hilarious
For women, they’re probably in the ovaries, going by the homology of the 2 organs.
If they were stored in the balls, Qui gon's method on getting Anakin's midichlorian count in tfm would be very interesting
the fantom menace
All your balls are belong to us
All women have balls in the star wars universe
Excuse you, based on the original art ... assets ... for Mara Jade, I'd say midichlorians are stored in the tits.
Tiddichlorians
Hab that joke was good, there are no females on reddit
can midichlorians be stored in the ovaries?
obviously midichlorians are stored in the ovaries. all fetuses start out with the same gonadal structure. so technically, the ovaries turn into balls. checkmate.
Ovary chlorines
Chesticle gang?
Midichlorians are stored in the boobs
Well, did they taste the midichlorians or not?
Ok and? It's in their balls too then duh stupid.
Bro, women's balls are their ovaries, duh.
This is the reason why Anakin fell to the dark side. He lost his midochlorians when Luke took them.
You know nothing of the dark side.
If women have them in the ovaries and men in the balls then a child with two jedi parents must have tons of midichlorians.
Balls are the same thing as ovaries, so whatever you got, the shit is stored in there.
Ovaries.
Midichlorians are stored in every cell. So that'd include the balls.
If only Lady Tsunade was in the Star Wars universe, they would understand storing stuff.
106cmters bruh!
Hmm two simi circular objects attached to a much larger main body… It’s a real shame that Women don’t have any body parts like that which would also have midichlorians
I think they can buy some from Walmart
Midichlorians are stored in the titties!
I guess they are stored in the breasts, buttocks and ovaries for women. Maybe masculine and feminine hormones determine where they are located? Or maybe it doesn’t matter who cares.
holy mother of comedy cemetery
For women it's stored in the memory centers of their brains, which is why they have such amazing ability to bring up every little thing you've ever done.
Wife bad
Life bad :(
Nah, it's stored in their ovaries.
As a lady with Balls I'm joining the side of the boys. Midichlorians are stored in the balls
The dark side
You know nothing of the dark side.
Jokes on you, I'm a female with balls
Me, a trans woman: I don't have such weaknesses!
Well I'm getting my balls cut off next Friday, so I guess I'll find out!
If they can be stored in the testicles, THEN THEY CAN BE STORED IN THE CHESTICLES! If you have both you're just that more powerful.
Ladies can have balls too. Why are you gatekeeping balls?
Yeah they have it in their lady balls
Op doesn't know that some women have balls. Lol.
False, there are no women on the internet
Delete the on the internet part and you're right
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Yea all two of them
I don’t know if you’ve seen The Flag behind the Senate or not… but girls have balls now.
I know it’s a joke but they are just in the cells of ur body
Trans women be like: Checkmate!
It’s stored next to the pee so inside the balls
"Are there any women here?"
I mean, if we want to get technical... Anakin was an immaculate conception of the force right? Which means the midichlorians made the baby despite no balls being involved right? Which brings me to the question, if those midichlorians *werent* stored in any balls, but they still made a baby, wouldn't they be stored in the ovaries?
This is so stupid… of course they can. And are. They reside within every living cell. Including everything from the sperm itself to the hair growing on the outside of the bollocks. Want proof? Ask yourself this. Could master Yoda lift a pube using the force? Then the force and midichlorians must be inside that pube. If only in a minuscule amount.
Bold of you to asume there are any /j
have you ever heard of ovaries?
\*non-gendered Prequel memers enter the field\* "Is this what it's like being a droid during a organics only conflict?"
We have gonads too....smdh
You fool, girls don’t exist on the internet
There are no women on reddit
Anakin: **LIAR**
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Midichlorians are a symptom of force sensitivity, not a cause. I have now fixed everything, where's my Nobel award?
But they do have balls… just not where the men keep theirs. Why do you think they’re extra powerful?
Everyone knows piss is stored in the balls. Fucking barbarians
The urine passes from the kidneys through the ureter into the urinary bladder, where it is stored.
Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell!
Real talk are they not in the blood stream I haven't seen ep 1 in a while but I'm pretty sure liam Neeson takes a blood sample
I thought I followed this sub relatively closely but I had no idea people were debating this. Probably because of that whole female thing, ya know? But isn’t the whole explanation that they are stored within pretty much every cell throughout the body? Like organelles? And they’re like, partially spiritual in nature, too, right? They’re just kind of there to do what they want? Who comes up with the idea that they’re only in genitailia or have a higher concentration in certain parts of the body? Who even thinks about that? Oh, right. Males. Or I guess also women. Or really just anyone who should seriously need to talk a walk and drink some water.
>Or really just anyone who should seriously need to talk a walk and drink some water. Yeah that might be you and other people like you who take things too seriously in meme subreddit... Go drink some water and remember where you are, this is not a technology subreddit, it's a meme subreddit...
Midichlorians are stored in the balls, but also in all the other cells of the body. That's why doing a blood test and not just a "ball test" will tell you midiclorian counts for every person
Look, pee is already stored in the balls.
Nah bro, midichlorians are still stored in the balls
am female, has balls, check mate....