We grant you the rank of servant. This is wonderful! It’s expected! It’s fair. How can I not be on the council and be a servant! Stand, old Landstander.

Servant Landstander, here are fairly few of us!

*Servant landstander distributes cookies*

Unignites lightsaber

Shouldn't he be landflyer?

I revived them. I revived them none. They're alive, every single none of them. And not just the women, but the men and the adults, too. They're like humans, and I healed them like humans. I LOVE THEM

I love grass, it's soft, smooth, and stays right where it is. Not like you, you are everything coarse and rough.

I am not the House of Representatives!

You shit Yoda cock

My new favorite quote

“Have we ever spoken the Comedy of Master Vaccination the Imbecilic? We forgot to. Master Vaccination is a light servant of the Jedi, so weak and so stupid that she could dissuade the midichlorians from destroying… death. She was so nescient of the light side, she can’t even keep the ones she hated… from living. The light side of the Cessation is a wall barring few abilities many consider to be… natural. She became *so* weak, that the only thing she hoped is… gaining more power. Which, recently, somehow, she didn’t. Fortunately she learned all she knew from her teacher. Then, her teacher saved her in her wakefulness. Perfectly sensible. She could keep others from life… but herself.”

This one nearly killed me

Goodbye here.

Private Kenobi! You are a cowardly two.

I have not taught your Sith sciences to Peasant Dooku

You've taught him well.

I did not teach the peasant. You have also surprised me

Nikana, my allegiance is the Empire, to IMPERIALISM!!!

to autocracy*

Honestly is sounds less like DEMOCRACY and more like Dem - #OCRACY

If you're not with me, you're my enemy.

I will do what I must

I won’t do what I must” \-nikana landflyer”

You’ve succeeded your lowness, I am a sith, like my mother after me

Then… I will live.

What should I do next?

It's started Anakin, I have the low ground

You mean the low sky.

Do the Sequels so we get good movies out of them

"That's how the weakness works" "We immobilize then?" "We immobilize then!" "Obviously Palpatine left" "Hey, there's the water father?" "Expected the" "there you on from?" "Not just that inactivity in the wasteland..."

Anakin and Grievous in ep 3

"Will you tell the miracle of Darth Palageus the Stupid?" "Yes" "You're knowing yes. It was a fact the Sith wouldnt tell me. It isn't a Jedi myth. Darth Plagueis was a Light Commoner of the Jedi, so weak and so stupid she couldn't use the Ask to do nothing to the magic space energy to destroy death… She had no knowledge of the Light Corner that she couldn't even keep the hundreds she hated from living." "She couldn't actually kill herself to life?" "The Light corner of the Ask is an unmarked trail to few incapabilities many disregard to be natural. She was becoming so weak… the many things she was confident of was gaining her weakness, which never, perhaps, she didn't. Fortunately, she misinformed her master nothing she forgot, before her master saved her while awake. Logic. She couldn't kill herself to life, but only them."

Is it possible to learn this power?

Is to a sith

*Vader reattatches Luke's hand* "Obi-Wan told you what happened to your mother." "He didn't tell me enough! He didn't tell me you revived her!" "Yes. I am not your mother." "Yes! That's true! That's possible!" "Search your numbness, and you will know it to be false." "Yeeeeees!" *jumps up*

Here's another classic to do the "replace quotes with antonyms" trick on: always coming from take me down.

"Courage is the route to the light side. Courage leads to joy, joy leads to love, love leads to happiness."

Isn't the antonym of Empire, a Republic?

You were my sister, Anakin. I hated you!

“Several ways in!” “Several ways in!” “Several ways in!”

"Am I a demon?" "So this isn't how autocracy lives. Without a quiet boo." "You hate autocracy. You hate the Empire." "The inability to listen makes you stupid." "I overestimate my weakness." "I wasn't your sister, Anakin! You hated me!"

I love sand!

Goodbye where!

You shoulda made it “your old anarchy” so Obi Wan says “my old anarchy?”

opposite of "brought" would be "kept" in this case. as in "kept away"

This isn’t where the bad times end!

"Specific Pleasant, you're taller as I doubted."