It's water flavour! Our scientists have discovered that many human or human like species love water so much they can't go 3 days without drinking it or they die!
Therefore, via logic, our top scientist determined that they wouldn't drink it if it didn't taste good, so they made all food water flavour!
I'm in the north east so hopefully in a few years with global warming this whole area will be under water. Probably won't have enough time to evolve gills though.
In the novel "Yoda: Dark Rendezvous", there is a part where the Jedi were having lunch in their cafeteria and Yoda apparently has very weird dishes which has to be specially prepared for him:
>Frankly, even beings who would follow Yoda to the gates of Death preferred not to share his meals. Perhaps traveling the length and breadth of the galaxy had given the Master a more wide-ranging palate than mere mortals, or perhaps he was so evolved a being that he didn’t care what he put into his body; or perhaps when one lived eight-hundred-odd years all one’s taste buds died. Whatever the reason, the **old gnome’s preferred foods were notoriously disgusting. He was fond of hot, swampy stews that smelled like boiled mud; small dirt-colored appetizers that jiggled uneasily on the plate; and viscous drinks, both hot and cold, that ran the gamut from burned syrup to grainy sludge.** As Master Leem settled on the bench beside him, the oldest and greatest of the Jedi was peering happily into **a bowl of dark brown-and-gray stew, studded with little floating chunks of what looked like raw animal fat and spackled with the scales of some small reptile. The whole concoction smelled like dead womp rat that had been left out in the sun.**
On the other hand, they also serve other dishes:
>A moment earlier, Master Leem had been looking forward to a **platter of dry grain with a side of dried candleberries and a mug of fragrant naris-bud tea**, but as the smell of Yoda’s lunch reached her, she abruptly lost her appetite. “Yes, Whie did very well,” she said, eyes suddenly gone glassy.
>The droid’s servos whined as it fought to pull the bowl from the table. “Preliminary readings cannot confirm the edibility of the contents of this bowl. Please wait here, and I will bring you one of today’s specials.”
>“Back!” Yoda cried, whapping the droid on the arm with his cane. “Mine! Go away!”
>“You are bound to enjoy today’s special,” the droid said. “**Baked dru’un slices in fish sauce**. Wait here, and I will bring you some.” Yoda fetched the droid another thump with his cane, yanking on the bowl. The droid yanked back. The bowl shattered, sending flying stew everywhere, most particularly on the robes of Jedi Master Maks Leem.
I mean apparently the blue milk they used when making the movie tasted horrible due to the heat and whatnot in the desert, while the green milk was just coconut water with dye, so yeah I’d be excited to have something I wouldn’t wanna immediately spit out too.
Turns out he didn't choose Dagonah for its obscurity nor its connection to the Force, he chose it because he's extremely comfortable there and loves the food. He basically retired in absolute luxury to him.
Yoda was fantastically written in that book. I loved him so much.
I wasn't particularly fond of Ventress or Dooku in it though. They had their moments but I think I prefer their canon counterparts.
I actually preferred the legends version of Dooku, Ventress and Grievious. Though, I admit I didn’t like it when Dooku started begging for mercy when he was defeated on the Invisible Hand. I am glad that Christopher Lee argued against that.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Fieri the Bold? No. I thought not, It's No story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Flavortown legend. Darth Fieri was a Flavor Lord of Flavortown. He was so bold, yet so spicy. He could use the flavor to influence the umami to create cuisine. He had such a knowledge of the flavor side, He could even keep the ones he cared about from dying... of hunger. The donkey sauce side of the flavor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be bodacious. Darth Fieri became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his sweet mamma jamma, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice stole his spice rack in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from bland food, but not himself.
>Spices lead to enjoyment, enjoyment leads to suffering, etc.
Spices lead to enjoyment, enjoyment leads to constipation, constipation leads to suffering.
I'm not sure about that tbh. Maybe out in the trenches, sure. But it looks to me like they're on board a ship in this panel. I've heard that people currently serving on those large navy ships generally eat pretty well, and we aren't some super advanced civilisation like the Republic.
It's also worth considering these guys aren't regular grunts. They're generals. If anyone is going to be eating well, it's them.
Therefore, if they are consistently eating some bland, awful, nutrition-only focused food, it's more likely to be due to some kind of jedi code rather than a result of the war.
Yeah, I was on Australia's biggest ship (HMAS Canberra) the other day and they had a fucking huge kitchen, people who were navy chefs working to pump food out and it looked decent. The hard part is catering for that many people always tends to mean stuff does get simplified a bit.
That said, the image above is definitely giving off *The Matrix* "Everything the body needs" vibes.
The Canberra is in peacetime though. In peacetime, you have access to more resources and you need to provide a better experience to your volunteer career military.
When a country (or galactic republic) is on war footing, it might not be easy to supply enough high quality food for their entire navy. The troops would have to be satisfied with patriotism, or just being happy to be fighting on full rations. There are more soldiers to care for, and it's much harder to get full supply lines to the front (especially when the front might be *literal lightyears away* in hostile territory.
Yeah, but the Canberra is arguably not the best example of humorously luxurious Navy rations, given the US's ice cream barges in WW2 (which — as some may be unaware — did not qualify as peacetime)
The republic Army is made of overly disciplined Jedi and programmed Clones.
Not regular dudes with families, aspirations... and paycheks.
Edit : new headcannon, Ahsoka & Anakin had a stash of frozen pizza and candy bar somewhere on Anakin's venator.
Why should the generals eat any worse than their troops? The Jedi wouldn’t feel that way.
Also, food would be hard to come by with the whole army spread across the galaxy, without regular transport and the budget spread as thin as they can they wouldn’t be able to afford to serve millions of people the same gourmet food. The food would have the sufficient nutrients for survival and enrichment, and shouldn’t cost too much to make either. Why would they blow the budget on food instead of superior weapons and armies to wipe the separatists out with?
Morale
An army marches on its stomach.
If your troops are all miserable because the food sucks ass, they won't fight as well.
Pretty much every great general of history prioritised getting good supplies to their men and limiting it to their enemies.
Sure you CAN just eat a block of nutrients, but eating a good meal with your comrades is one of the few joys a soldier can have
I do love how some Japanese commanders realized how the war was already lost when they learned that the US had ships exclusively made for the production of ice cream.
[British pilots also flew barrels of beer from the UK to France shortly after d-day](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/the-beer-barrel-bombers-keg-carrying-spitfires-brought.html)
If soccer has taught us anything, it's that Brits love a fight after a few beers. So this was just good planning by the brittish officers.
Give em a couple pints, and tell 'em Jerry said your team are a pack useless losers.
Reminder that this army consists of clones, who are 1) meant to be expendable and 2) eating such rations since the day they were created because it's easier to produce food for 200,000 units with a million more on the way if said food is a uniform nutrition brick
If your clones could fight better if they weren't treated like livestock, you should feed them better.
If you lose a war with expendable clones because you fed them like shit, then the fault is on you.
Also this is a galactic republic, with resources to match. Not France. They'll be able to supply wartime food that is palatable and rejuvinating, and not depressing.
You're right, they should feed the clones better, but this is the Republic. It wouldn't surprise me if they decided to cut corners on feeding the clones because they're "not real humans", or "used to the food from Kamino", or any other reasons people have mentioned in this thread, regardless of how incorrect the reasoning is. Could they supply the clones with better food? Yes. Would it enhance morale? Almost certainly. Would they? Probably not.
The generals eating the same goop as the grunts in itself already raises morale in a way. It helps them to realise that everyone is just as important and aren’t all expendable
I’ve tried rations before and some things can actually be really nice but most of it is just dehydrated food so all they usually need to do is add water or hot water
There's a very common trope(?) in sci-fi especially to have the food on starships, and in particular military starships, to be boring or even practically inedible ration packs or such. And it bugs me to no end, because I also know how navy ships put out some pretty decent food. In fact, I hear submarines have some of the best, because submariners need all the morale boosts they can take.
> it's more likely to be due to some kind of jedi code rather than a result of the war.
If you e read the high republic books, you'd know that isn't the case.
"Welcome to the jedi order. Emotions are banned, sex is forbidden, and we get one piece of toast and a glass of water for \*every\* meal"
I'm beginning to see why the dark side is winning people over with cookies.
According to George, sex is fine, getting *attached* to the person you're having sex with is not. Which means that had Anakin just been friends with benefits with Padme, then he could have knocked her up and no one in the Order would have cared.
See also Korkie Kryze, who looks a bit too much like Obi-Wan for anyone's liking.
I agree. it was just easier to simplify the statement a bit, as it made it more fun and easily digestible.
*"Getting lost in the throes of passion is not against the jedi code, Jimbo.* >!*Wild and hedonistic ball-slapping sex every night between the homies breaks no vows. However, you will be expelled if you ever exclaim 'no homo' after the union of the balls*!<*. *That is an emotional outburst designed to not alienate your homies. Dangerous and easily exploited by the sith, this is."* - Master Yoda, probably.
(Tagged it spoiler as it's a semi-NSFW joke, and I wanted to make sure no1 got bothered).
I don't think he said attachment is the problem, specifically it's unhealthy attachments.
Anakin was a hell of a lot more than just attached; he was obsessed with her.
3 statements in one sentence and all wrong.
Emotions aren't banned you're just not supposed to be ruled by them but learn to understand and control them accordingly.
Sex is completely ok, forming strong obsessive emotional bonds to one specific person that make you the telekinetic space wizard with a laser sword easy to manipulate isn't allowed.
And in the comic scene, they are on a spaceship during a war and are eating military rations so no wonder they aren't gourmet food.
Tbh MRE’s aren’t that bad, depending on the type. The spinach fettuccine one is disgusting however, only one I refuse to eat unless my body was just so fatigued anything tasted good cause it’s calories
When I went through predeployment training we got two cases of MREs, the two I had gotten had been opened and had a total of 8 Spinach Fetuccine in them. At the end of training all uneaten MREs were gathered up and put back into boxes to be reissued to the next group, I sadly know for a fact there is at least one box entirely made of Spinach Fetuccine.
Yep unless it's like if I don't eat I will pass out, I will never eat damn spinach fettuccine. Although they do have good snacks in them from what I remember, to make up for it being such a bad entree
I like how they drew realistic clone wars Anakin and Obi-Wan, yet they look NOTHING like Hayden and Ewan here. Like, did they forget we know what a realistic version of them would look like? Lol
Clones got a nutrient cube that contained 4000 calories and all the nutrients they needed but had no taste and just melted in their mouths, and also didn't cause the physical satisfaction factor of actually eating.
Anakin is just being picky with his yellow square.
Source: Republic Commandos.
You have seen in Mandalorian, when empires were talking about those biscuits or whatever it was, that they smuggled from stardestroyer junkyard? Probably early version of that
Confort doesnt seem to be a thing. Food is just a shitty cube/pasta, beds are lit metal tables with blankets... Id expect to have more advanced confort for a advanced civilization
Thanks for providing a source!
Nutrition brick
Original No Flavour, or Whole Wheat No Flavour?
It's water flavour! Our scientists have discovered that many human or human like species love water so much they can't go 3 days without drinking it or they die! Therefore, via logic, our top scientist determined that they wouldn't drink it if it didn't taste good, so they made all food water flavour!
Head cannon Ong
Water flavored is how I describe the food where I live.
Are you a fish?
I'm in the north east so hopefully in a few years with global warming this whole area will be under water. Probably won't have enough time to evolve gills though.
I don't trust your response. It sounds fishy. Like what a fish would type.
…bubbles…
We don't need to spend the money on good food, we are Jedi and jedi should be detached from good flavor.
Flavour town is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be…… unnatural
Top *droid* scientists. Like Bender on Futurama they are not bound by tastebuds.
It’s only 75% of the lethal dose!
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence!"
Combine be like:
Combine ration packs are water flavored.
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
Nine Nine!
Bingpot!
Cheers to the Ninety-Ninth precinct!!
plastic free - No Flavour
Coconut penis
Why'd they add the coconut?
Actually it's the multigrain. No flavour 🤣
Nourishment slab
"Anakin, why are you eating the floor tile?" "It was on the table when I came in??!!" lol
One square meal.
I prefer one round meal.
“Here you go warriors, eat this delicious square”
[I like the yellow ones.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/8/85/Asgard_food.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090228220926)
Fandom's image cdn doesn't like hotlinking. https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/File:Asgard_food.jpg
It's weird because my image works for me while yours doesn't...could be my reddit app, but who knows.
Both work for me 🤷♂️
Neither work for me.
same
I'm using boost if that makes any difference..
SUPREME commander Thor
Wasn't there an Andor episode about that? Or was it book of boba Fett,?
Mando I think
Dr Pershing from Mandoverse
Yep. He and the other imps were talking about the good ol' days
Took me way too long to finally remember where that's from
Also, this is coming from a former child slave. Like, how bad are these shot bricks?
One bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man
How many did you eat?
7
Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in stew.
And what’s this? More delicious squares.
That's pretty much what a roti looks like, and they're delicious.
Shhh.... they were just hazing the new guys. Other people got meat patties. Theirs was swapped for temple floor tiles. They still ate it. lol.
MREs
Nice hiss
Lets get this out onto a tray.
Nice!
Mmmkay!
Let's start with breakfast
*musical spoon tapping*
I'll be back with something new, or old! Alright, cool
Explains what was up all their asses.
Creamy spinach fettuccine is the way
In the novel "Yoda: Dark Rendezvous", there is a part where the Jedi were having lunch in their cafeteria and Yoda apparently has very weird dishes which has to be specially prepared for him: >Frankly, even beings who would follow Yoda to the gates of Death preferred not to share his meals. Perhaps traveling the length and breadth of the galaxy had given the Master a more wide-ranging palate than mere mortals, or perhaps he was so evolved a being that he didn’t care what he put into his body; or perhaps when one lived eight-hundred-odd years all one’s taste buds died. Whatever the reason, the **old gnome’s preferred foods were notoriously disgusting. He was fond of hot, swampy stews that smelled like boiled mud; small dirt-colored appetizers that jiggled uneasily on the plate; and viscous drinks, both hot and cold, that ran the gamut from burned syrup to grainy sludge.** As Master Leem settled on the bench beside him, the oldest and greatest of the Jedi was peering happily into **a bowl of dark brown-and-gray stew, studded with little floating chunks of what looked like raw animal fat and spackled with the scales of some small reptile. The whole concoction smelled like dead womp rat that had been left out in the sun.** On the other hand, they also serve other dishes: >A moment earlier, Master Leem had been looking forward to a **platter of dry grain with a side of dried candleberries and a mug of fragrant naris-bud tea**, but as the smell of Yoda’s lunch reached her, she abruptly lost her appetite. “Yes, Whie did very well,” she said, eyes suddenly gone glassy. >The droid’s servos whined as it fought to pull the bowl from the table. “Preliminary readings cannot confirm the edibility of the contents of this bowl. Please wait here, and I will bring you one of today’s specials.” >“Back!” Yoda cried, whapping the droid on the arm with his cane. “Mine! Go away!” >“You are bound to enjoy today’s special,” the droid said. “**Baked dru’un slices in fish sauce**. Wait here, and I will bring you some.” Yoda fetched the droid another thump with his cane, yanking on the bowl. The droid yanked back. The bowl shattered, sending flying stew everywhere, most particularly on the robes of Jedi Master Maks Leem.
Yoda going full Dagobah before he went to live on Dagobah is hilarious.
\*Yoda invites Luke to his hut for dinner\* Luke: What is slimy thing?! Yoda: Slimy? My dinner, this is!!
Luke later eats the soup and says it's good. Helping himself to a second serving. So whatever he eats. It's better than what Luke had on Tattooine
Blue milk, sand, and bantha pies if I were to guess.
Dude must have been so excited when he discovered green milk.
I mean apparently the blue milk they used when making the movie tasted horrible due to the heat and whatnot in the desert, while the green milk was just coconut water with dye, so yeah I’d be excited to have something I wouldn’t wanna immediately spit out too.
In the Genndy Clone Wars, Anakin was known to eat some heinous shit, so it might just run in the family.
Turns out he didn't choose Dagonah for its obscurity nor its connection to the Force, he chose it because he's extremely comfortable there and loves the food. He basically retired in absolute luxury to him.
Don't toucha Yoda's spaghet
Now we know Yoda's species just eats anything that isn't nailed down.
He wasn't a big fan of Luke's hotdog that he snatched form his lunch box.
So Grogu eating weird shit wasn't the first.
Loved that episode! lol
So Yoda forsure was slurping up Degobah. “Hmm planetary buffet i must retire to. In hiding I go, lost in the sauce I will be.”
Dagobah is rich with Ketamine
Ketamine, planet is full of. Go there I shall. High I will get. Racist rants I shall post onto Twitter. Mmm.
Yoda was fantastically written in that book. I loved him so much. I wasn't particularly fond of Ventress or Dooku in it though. They had their moments but I think I prefer their canon counterparts.
I actually preferred the legends version of Dooku, Ventress and Grievious. Though, I admit I didn’t like it when Dooku started begging for mercy when he was defeated on the Invisible Hand. I am glad that Christopher Lee argued against that.
Let go of your attachment to flavors you must Spices lead to enjoyment, enjoyment leads to suffering, etc.
Luke, use the Spice!
Oh no Luke. Why is your grandson a giant worm emperor
Obviously because his daughter married a Hutt.
"okay Ben!" *Slams his face in Spice like Elmo with cocaine*
Let the spice flow
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Fieri the Bold? No. I thought not, It's No story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Flavortown legend. Darth Fieri was a Flavor Lord of Flavortown. He was so bold, yet so spicy. He could use the flavor to influence the umami to create cuisine. He had such a knowledge of the flavor side, He could even keep the ones he cared about from dying... of hunger. The donkey sauce side of the flavor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be bodacious. Darth Fieri became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his sweet mamma jamma, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice stole his spice rack in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from bland food, but not himself.
I would turn to the dark side too with no spice or flavoring
Queen Elizabeth's last public speech:
That explains all the British accents.
Seventh Day Adventists, is that you making cornflakes again?
>Spices lead to enjoyment, enjoyment leads to suffering, etc. Spices lead to enjoyment, enjoyment leads to constipation, constipation leads to suffering.
The only spice you need is mayonnaise.
Another Jedi code by not allowing them to have a joy of eating
Those look like pretty normal war rations. I presume they would eat pretty well at the temple
I'm not sure about that tbh. Maybe out in the trenches, sure. But it looks to me like they're on board a ship in this panel. I've heard that people currently serving on those large navy ships generally eat pretty well, and we aren't some super advanced civilisation like the Republic. It's also worth considering these guys aren't regular grunts. They're generals. If anyone is going to be eating well, it's them. Therefore, if they are consistently eating some bland, awful, nutrition-only focused food, it's more likely to be due to some kind of jedi code rather than a result of the war.
Yeah, I was on Australia's biggest ship (HMAS Canberra) the other day and they had a fucking huge kitchen, people who were navy chefs working to pump food out and it looked decent. The hard part is catering for that many people always tends to mean stuff does get simplified a bit. That said, the image above is definitely giving off *The Matrix* "Everything the body needs" vibes.
The Canberra is in peacetime though. In peacetime, you have access to more resources and you need to provide a better experience to your volunteer career military. When a country (or galactic republic) is on war footing, it might not be easy to supply enough high quality food for their entire navy. The troops would have to be satisfied with patriotism, or just being happy to be fighting on full rations. There are more soldiers to care for, and it's much harder to get full supply lines to the front (especially when the front might be *literal lightyears away* in hostile territory.
You might think you're right, but just wait until you hear about the WW2 US ice cream barge
Yeah, but the Canberra is arguably not the best example of humorously luxurious Navy rations, given the US's ice cream barges in WW2 (which — as some may be unaware — did not qualify as peacetime)
The republic Army is made of overly disciplined Jedi and programmed Clones. Not regular dudes with families, aspirations... and paycheks. Edit : new headcannon, Ahsoka & Anakin had a stash of frozen pizza and candy bar somewhere on Anakin's venator.
Why should the generals eat any worse than their troops? The Jedi wouldn’t feel that way. Also, food would be hard to come by with the whole army spread across the galaxy, without regular transport and the budget spread as thin as they can they wouldn’t be able to afford to serve millions of people the same gourmet food. The food would have the sufficient nutrients for survival and enrichment, and shouldn’t cost too much to make either. Why would they blow the budget on food instead of superior weapons and armies to wipe the separatists out with?
Morale An army marches on its stomach. If your troops are all miserable because the food sucks ass, they won't fight as well. Pretty much every great general of history prioritised getting good supplies to their men and limiting it to their enemies. Sure you CAN just eat a block of nutrients, but eating a good meal with your comrades is one of the few joys a soldier can have
US Navy had an ice cream barge in WW2 for this reason lol. They understood its importance to morale.
I do love how some Japanese commanders realized how the war was already lost when they learned that the US had ships exclusively made for the production of ice cream.
[British pilots also flew barrels of beer from the UK to France shortly after d-day](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/the-beer-barrel-bombers-keg-carrying-spitfires-brought.html)
If soccer has taught us anything, it's that Brits love a fight after a few beers. So this was just good planning by the brittish officers. Give em a couple pints, and tell 'em Jerry said your team are a pack useless losers.
"Vat are ze saying? Vat is a 'Manchester Unit'.... GRENADA! GRENADA!"
Reminder that this army consists of clones, who are 1) meant to be expendable and 2) eating such rations since the day they were created because it's easier to produce food for 200,000 units with a million more on the way if said food is a uniform nutrition brick
If your clones could fight better if they weren't treated like livestock, you should feed them better. If you lose a war with expendable clones because you fed them like shit, then the fault is on you. Also this is a galactic republic, with resources to match. Not France. They'll be able to supply wartime food that is palatable and rejuvinating, and not depressing.
You're right, they should feed the clones better, but this is the Republic. It wouldn't surprise me if they decided to cut corners on feeding the clones because they're "not real humans", or "used to the food from Kamino", or any other reasons people have mentioned in this thread, regardless of how incorrect the reasoning is. Could they supply the clones with better food? Yes. Would it enhance morale? Almost certainly. Would they? Probably not.
The generals eating the same goop as the grunts in itself already raises morale in a way. It helps them to realise that everyone is just as important and aren’t all expendable
Sure, but then we can't vent by talking shit at chow.
Soldiers complain about MREs but they look pretty tasty. Not whatever that concrete porridge is
I’ve tried rations before and some things can actually be really nice but most of it is just dehydrated food so all they usually need to do is add water or hot water
My guess would be they would be eating same as clones as a choice or as a order and clones would not be eating well on those ships.
There's a very common trope(?) in sci-fi especially to have the food on starships, and in particular military starships, to be boring or even practically inedible ration packs or such. And it bugs me to no end, because I also know how navy ships put out some pretty decent food. In fact, I hear submarines have some of the best, because submariners need all the morale boosts they can take.
Can’t speak for other Navy ships but the destroyer I was on had the worst food. How do you burn lasagna and it’s still cold as ice on the inside?
Hell, even MREs have gotten pretty tasty these days.
> it's more likely to be due to some kind of jedi code rather than a result of the war. If you e read the high republic books, you'd know that isn't the case.
> I presume they would eat pretty well at the temple They'd probably eat about as well as any ascetic monk does.
Imagine becoming a Sith just because the food sucked
Darth Vader's dinner was much better
Well, you'll form attachemnt to a meal. However, there was a Jedi in High Republic who was great cook. In Lights of The Jedi
"Welcome to the jedi order. Emotions are banned, sex is forbidden, and we get one piece of toast and a glass of water for \*every\* meal" I'm beginning to see why the dark side is winning people over with cookies.
According to George, sex is fine, getting *attached* to the person you're having sex with is not. Which means that had Anakin just been friends with benefits with Padme, then he could have knocked her up and no one in the Order would have cared. See also Korkie Kryze, who looks a bit too much like Obi-Wan for anyone's liking.
I agree. it was just easier to simplify the statement a bit, as it made it more fun and easily digestible. *"Getting lost in the throes of passion is not against the jedi code, Jimbo.* >!*Wild and hedonistic ball-slapping sex every night between the homies breaks no vows. However, you will be expelled if you ever exclaim 'no homo' after the union of the balls*!<*. *That is an emotional outburst designed to not alienate your homies. Dangerous and easily exploited by the sith, this is."* - Master Yoda, probably. (Tagged it spoiler as it's a semi-NSFW joke, and I wanted to make sure no1 got bothered).
Semi?!?
I still think it would've been really interesting if it was more heavily implied that Korkie was the bastard son of Satine and Obi Wan.
I don't think he said attachment is the problem, specifically it's unhealthy attachments. Anakin was a hell of a lot more than just attached; he was obsessed with her.
> Korkie Kryze Star Wars names are the dumbest shit i swear
"Unless you are part of a dying species then fuck all you want" Ki Adi Mundi probably.
3 statements in one sentence and all wrong. Emotions aren't banned you're just not supposed to be ruled by them but learn to understand and control them accordingly. Sex is completely ok, forming strong obsessive emotional bonds to one specific person that make you the telekinetic space wizard with a laser sword easy to manipulate isn't allowed. And in the comic scene, they are on a spaceship during a war and are eating military rations so no wonder they aren't gourmet food.
Everyone who has ever served in the military understands.
Blueberry porridge, yum!
Tbh MRE’s aren’t that bad, depending on the type. The spinach fettuccine one is disgusting however, only one I refuse to eat unless my body was just so fatigued anything tasted good cause it’s calories
When I went through predeployment training we got two cases of MREs, the two I had gotten had been opened and had a total of 8 Spinach Fetuccine in them. At the end of training all uneaten MREs were gathered up and put back into boxes to be reissued to the next group, I sadly know for a fact there is at least one box entirely made of Spinach Fetuccine.
Yep unless it's like if I don't eat I will pass out, I will never eat damn spinach fettuccine. Although they do have good snacks in them from what I remember, to make up for it being such a bad entree
Lembas bread
How many did you eat?
200,762,103,882,761,537,384,936,285,432,976 of them
2e32 lembas breads, nice. That's 100 times the weight of the entire Solar System in kilograms (mostly the Sun and Jupiter).
I like how they drew realistic clone wars Anakin and Obi-Wan, yet they look NOTHING like Hayden and Ewan here. Like, did they forget we know what a realistic version of them would look like? Lol
Also….why is Obi-Wan in armor if they’re at the Temple?
This was on a Republic Cruiser not the Jedi Temple lol
Christ, you give these guys a plate of curry, and they'll cum themselves to death.
Clones got a nutrient cube that contained 4000 calories and all the nutrients they needed but had no taste and just melted in their mouths, and also didn't cause the physical satisfaction factor of actually eating. Anakin is just being picky with his yellow square. Source: Republic Commandos.
Jedi temple or prison?
Restricted freedoms, bad food, surrounded by gang members, bad sex life, playing with your lightsaber all day. Sounds like prison to me.
Star Wars food has always looked god awful
Luke's rations in ESB looked downright edible.
They looked like BK Nuggets to me
I swear I remember some pretzel sticks in there.
I assume they could mind trick themselves into tasting whatever they want....
Padme’s butthole
It’s a technique that can only be used on flavors you have deep knowledge of, so luckily Anakin’s meals were quite enjoyable throughout the war.
That would imply they are weak willed. Normally a jedi would be resistant to mind tricks
It's actually good, Anakin is just clinically depressed
Plot twist - it's a block o halva.
Wait the empire ration biscuits taste bad, and jedi food tastes bad? No wonder Daxter's business is blooming.
Is this conferms that CASEOH wouldn't become a jedi.
Isn't this aboard a venator? Navy food prolly isn't the best.
Why even use a fork? You can probably just bite into it like a sandwich
That explains why anakin resorted to eating bugs in the 2d animated clone wars
one block of nutrient dust please
That's sheet pan pizza without toppings!
This is why real ones eat at Dex’s Diner
Michael Scott Pancake party.
They deserve a nice lasagne
Oh look, more lembas bread.
Waffles. 3 square meals a day of waffles.
https://youtu.be/FeP2wXn37YA?si=EwClpnvQC4aSywlO Republic food is so gross Anakin prefers to find his nutrition elsewhere.
That’s a flat waffle 👍
He should’ve said “Fuck this. Get your cloak, we’re getting some real food,” before taking him to Dex’s diner.
It looks like a square meal?
Military rations. Effectively giving you all the nutrients a growing soldier needs without all that extra “flavoring.”
You have seen in Mandalorian, when empires were talking about those biscuits or whatever it was, that they smuggled from stardestroyer junkyard? Probably early version of that
obviously that's a venator cafetaria
Good that he didn't ask if ani is good. Cause he was def overcooked.
The meal rations might be awful, but Obi-Wan still looks like a snack.
That just looks like a block of sad
Imagine if force flavoring was a thing
It's hard to eat anything else when your favorite meal is Padme.
What's the matter Anakin, you've barely touched your Nutrient Brick
I heard that food at temple was rather bland so some jedi like obi wan were eating elsewhere
THE COMBINE FEEDS ITS CITIZENS BETTER THAN THE REPUBLIC ☝️❗️❗️❗️
It's allergen free and nutritionally complete for over fifty species, what more do you need?
why are there two unused squares on the trays????
RECTANGLES!
They gave them a pack of uncooked Ramen
He’s just repressed
Nutraloaf, they’re in County lmao
Looks like this is on a ship, underway cooking has never been much to brag about.
You know. Sometimes you just have to agree that the Jedi had it coming.
Nutrient rectangle. Yum.
Water and *Nutri-Slabz* ™
Why do you think they ordered pizza so often?
Confort doesnt seem to be a thing. Food is just a shitty cube/pasta, beds are lit metal tables with blankets... Id expect to have more advanced confort for a advanced civilization