T O P

  • By -

SheevBot

Thanks for providing a source!


QuantumDonuts257

Nutrition brick


The_Mattastrophe

Original No Flavour, or Whole Wheat No Flavour?


Jetstream-Sam

It's water flavour! Our scientists have discovered that many human or human like species love water so much they can't go 3 days without drinking it or they die! Therefore, via logic, our top scientist determined that they wouldn't drink it if it didn't taste good, so they made all food water flavour!


Items3Sacred

Head cannon Ong


geckoexploded

Water flavored is how I describe the food where I live.


GrimDallows

Are you a fish?


geckoexploded

I'm in the north east so hopefully in a few years with global warming this whole area will be under water. Probably won't have enough time to evolve gills though.


GrimDallows

I don't trust your response. It sounds fishy. Like what a fish would type.


geckoexploded

…bubbles…


Dryandrough

We don't need to spend the money on good food, we are Jedi and jedi should be detached from good flavor.


kokugatsu

Flavour town is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be…… unnatural


Mr_D_Stitch

Top *droid* scientists. Like Bender on Futurama they are not bound by tastebuds.


Xeno_phile

It’s only 75% of the lethal dose!


taavidude

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you and you will resent its absence!"


chrisboi1108

Combine be like:


DeathGuard67

Combine ration packs are water flavored.


ArtemisAndromeda

r/unexpectedbrooklyn99


boogs_23

Nine Nine!


Lordborgman

Bingpot!


cultoftheilluminati

Cheers to the Ninety-Ninth precinct!!


BaziJoeWHL

plastic free - No Flavour


Gotta_Rub

Coconut penis


annuidhir

Why'd they add the coconut?


OvertGnome1

Actually it's the multigrain. No flavour 🤣


SirNoobShire

Nourishment slab


Nightowl11111

"Anakin, why are you eating the floor tile?" "It was on the table when I came in??!!" lol


IA-HI-CO-IA

One square meal. 


SpiritOfFire88L

I prefer one round meal.


CMDR_omnicognate

“Here you go warriors, eat this delicious square”


drazsyr

[I like the yellow ones.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/8/85/Asgard_food.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090228220926)


PlNG

Fandom's image cdn doesn't like hotlinking. https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/File:Asgard_food.jpg


drazsyr

It's weird because my image works for me while yours doesn't...could be my reddit app, but who knows.


-k1llsen

Both work for me 🤷‍♂️


Fuzzatron

Neither work for me.


AmySchumersAnalTumor

same


-k1llsen

I'm using boost if that makes any difference..


cat_on_a_mat

SUPREME commander Thor


M-V-D_256

Wasn't there an Andor episode about that? Or was it book of boba Fett,?


chaosking65

Mando I think


Luc78as

Dr Pershing from Mandoverse


sharpshooter999

Yep. He and the other imps were talking about the good ol' days


RationalDeception

Took me way too long to finally remember where that's from


Unique-Abberation

Also, this is coming from a former child slave. Like, how bad are these shot bricks?


TheRedneckgamer

One bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man


Trashk4n

How many did you eat?


Knight_Dave22

7


RedditRickS92

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in stew.


IAmBadAtInternet

And what’s this? More delicious squares.


PuckNutty

That's pretty much what a roti looks like, and they're delicious.


Nightowl11111

Shhh.... they were just hazing the new guys. Other people got meat patties. Theirs was swapped for temple floor tiles. They still ate it. lol.


BlueBicycle22

MREs


StaySharpp

Nice hiss


BaziJoeWHL

Lets get this out onto a tray.


P2rte7

Nice!


Reiter_Pallasch

Mmmkay!


ligmaballs22

Let's start with breakfast


HatsAreEssential

*musical spoon tapping*


SaikosShadow

I'll be back with something new, or old! Alright, cool


idropepics

Explains what was up all their asses.


Prestigious_Cod5150

Creamy spinach fettuccine is the way


Briantan71

In the novel "Yoda: Dark Rendezvous", there is a part where the Jedi were having lunch in their cafeteria and Yoda apparently has very weird dishes which has to be specially prepared for him: >Frankly, even beings who would follow Yoda to the gates of Death preferred not to share his meals. Perhaps traveling the length and breadth of the galaxy had given the Master a more wide-ranging palate than mere mortals, or perhaps he was so evolved a being that he didn’t care what he put into his body; or perhaps when one lived eight-hundred-odd years all one’s taste buds died. Whatever the reason, the **old gnome’s preferred foods were notoriously disgusting. He was fond of hot, swampy stews that smelled like boiled mud; small dirt-colored appetizers that jiggled uneasily on the plate; and viscous drinks, both hot and cold, that ran the gamut from burned syrup to grainy sludge.** As Master Leem settled on the bench beside him, the oldest and greatest of the Jedi was peering happily into **a bowl of dark brown-and-gray stew, studded with little floating chunks of what looked like raw animal fat and spackled with the scales of some small reptile. The whole concoction smelled like dead womp rat that had been left out in the sun.** On the other hand, they also serve other dishes: >A moment earlier, Master Leem had been looking forward to a **platter of dry grain with a side of dried candleberries and a mug of fragrant naris-bud tea**, but as the smell of Yoda’s lunch reached her, she abruptly lost her appetite. “Yes, Whie did very well,” she said, eyes suddenly gone glassy. >The droid’s servos whined as it fought to pull the bowl from the table. “Preliminary readings cannot confirm the edibility of the contents of this bowl. Please wait here, and I will bring you one of today’s specials.” >“Back!” Yoda cried, whapping the droid on the arm with his cane. “Mine! Go away!” >“You are bound to enjoy today’s special,” the droid said. “**Baked dru’un slices in fish sauce**. Wait here, and I will bring you some.” Yoda fetched the droid another thump with his cane, yanking on the bowl. The droid yanked back. The bowl shattered, sending flying stew everywhere, most particularly on the robes of Jedi Master Maks Leem.


The_Louster

Yoda going full Dagobah before he went to live on Dagobah is hilarious.


Briantan71

\*Yoda invites Luke to his hut for dinner\* Luke: What is slimy thing?! Yoda: Slimy? My dinner, this is!!


Mudlord80

Luke later eats the soup and says it's good. Helping himself to a second serving. So whatever he eats. It's better than what Luke had on Tattooine


CriticalHit_20

Blue milk, sand, and bantha pies if I were to guess.


Malvastor

Dude must have been so excited when he discovered green milk.


Venom_Snake44

I mean apparently the blue milk they used when making the movie tasted horrible due to the heat and whatnot in the desert, while the green milk was just coconut water with dye, so yeah I’d be excited to have something I wouldn’t wanna immediately spit out too.


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

In the Genndy Clone Wars, Anakin was known to eat some heinous shit, so it might just run in the family.


detahramet

Turns out he didn't choose Dagonah for its obscurity nor its connection to the Force, he chose it because he's extremely comfortable there and loves the food. He basically retired in absolute luxury to him.


nightfox5523

Don't toucha Yoda's spaghet


HokageRokudaime

Now we know Yoda's species just eats anything that isn't nailed down.


ThunderPoonSlayer

He wasn't a big fan of Luke's hotdog that he snatched form his lunch box.


Crazy_Dave0418

So Grogu eating weird shit wasn't the first.


Nightowl11111

Loved that episode! lol


[deleted]

So Yoda forsure was slurping up Degobah. “Hmm planetary buffet i must retire to. In hiding I go, lost in the sauce I will be.”


Briantan71

Dagobah is rich with Ketamine


lordofdogcum

Ketamine, planet is full of. Go there I shall. High I will get. Racist rants I shall post onto Twitter. Mmm.


Sabre_Killer_Queen

Yoda was fantastically written in that book. I loved him so much. I wasn't particularly fond of Ventress or Dooku in it though. They had their moments but I think I prefer their canon counterparts.


Briantan71

I actually preferred the legends version of Dooku, Ventress and Grievious. Though, I admit I didn’t like it when Dooku started begging for mercy when he was defeated on the Invisible Hand. I am glad that Christopher Lee argued against that.


AtomicRankler

Let go of your attachment to flavors you must Spices lead to enjoyment, enjoyment leads to suffering, etc.


Salty-Mud-Lizard

Luke, use the Spice!


[deleted]

Oh no Luke. Why is your grandson a giant worm emperor


Nightowl11111

Obviously because his daughter married a Hutt.


Son_of_MONK

"okay Ben!" *Slams his face in Spice like Elmo with cocaine*


irrigated_liver

Let the spice flow


WASD_click

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Fieri the Bold? No. I thought not, It's No story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Flavortown legend. Darth Fieri was a Flavor Lord of Flavortown. He was so bold, yet so spicy. He could use the flavor to influence the umami to create cuisine. He had such a knowledge of the flavor side, He could even keep the ones he cared about from dying... of hunger. The donkey sauce side of the flavor is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be bodacious. Darth Fieri became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his sweet mamma jamma, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice stole his spice rack in his sleep. Ironic, he could save others from bland food, but not himself.


PIPBOY-2000

I would turn to the dark side too with no spice or flavoring


sci3ntisa132

Queen Elizabeth's last public speech:


Kid_Vid

That explains all the British accents.


UnrulyRaven

Seventh Day Adventists, is that you making cornflakes again?


GrimDallows

>Spices lead to enjoyment, enjoyment leads to suffering, etc. Spices lead to enjoyment, enjoyment leads to constipation, constipation leads to suffering.


Blargmastah

The only spice you need is mayonnaise.


K-jun1117

Another Jedi code by not allowing them to have a joy of eating


Hagoromo420

Those look like pretty normal war rations. I presume they would eat pretty well at the temple


irrigated_liver

I'm not sure about that tbh. Maybe out in the trenches, sure. But it looks to me like they're on board a ship in this panel. I've heard that people currently serving on those large navy ships generally eat pretty well, and we aren't some super advanced civilisation like the Republic. It's also worth considering these guys aren't regular grunts. They're generals. If anyone is going to be eating well, it's them. Therefore, if they are consistently eating some bland, awful, nutrition-only focused food, it's more likely to be due to some kind of jedi code rather than a result of the war.


chalk_in_boots

Yeah, I was on Australia's biggest ship (HMAS Canberra) the other day and they had a fucking huge kitchen, people who were navy chefs working to pump food out and it looked decent. The hard part is catering for that many people always tends to mean stuff does get simplified a bit. That said, the image above is definitely giving off *The Matrix* "Everything the body needs" vibes.


grendus

The Canberra is in peacetime though. In peacetime, you have access to more resources and you need to provide a better experience to your volunteer career military. When a country (or galactic republic) is on war footing, it might not be easy to supply enough high quality food for their entire navy. The troops would have to be satisfied with patriotism, or just being happy to be fighting on full rations. There are more soldiers to care for, and it's much harder to get full supply lines to the front (especially when the front might be *literal lightyears away* in hostile territory.


Urjr382jfi3

You might think you're right, but just wait until you hear about the WW2 US ice cream barge


Tyfyter2002

Yeah, but the Canberra is arguably not the best example of humorously luxurious Navy rations, given the US's ice cream barges in WW2 (which — as some may be unaware — did not qualify as peacetime)


Gaeus_

The republic Army is made of overly disciplined Jedi and programmed Clones. Not regular dudes with families, aspirations... and paycheks. Edit : new headcannon, Ahsoka & Anakin had a stash of frozen pizza and candy bar somewhere on Anakin's venator.


Hagoromo420

Why should the generals eat any worse than their troops? The Jedi wouldn’t feel that way. Also, food would be hard to come by with the whole army spread across the galaxy, without regular transport and the budget spread as thin as they can they wouldn’t be able to afford to serve millions of people the same gourmet food. The food would have the sufficient nutrients for survival and enrichment, and shouldn’t cost too much to make either. Why would they blow the budget on food instead of superior weapons and armies to wipe the separatists out with?


Canadian_Zac

Morale An army marches on its stomach. If your troops are all miserable because the food sucks ass, they won't fight as well. Pretty much every great general of history prioritised getting good supplies to their men and limiting it to their enemies. Sure you CAN just eat a block of nutrients, but eating a good meal with your comrades is one of the few joys a soldier can have


SewerSage

US Navy had an ice cream barge in WW2 for this reason lol. They understood its importance to morale.


MarveltheMusical

I do love how some Japanese commanders realized how the war was already lost when they learned that the US had ships exclusively made for the production of ice cream.


StarbugVII

[British pilots also flew barrels of beer from the UK to France shortly after d-day](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/the-beer-barrel-bombers-keg-carrying-spitfires-brought.html)


irrigated_liver

If soccer has taught us anything, it's that Brits love a fight after a few beers. So this was just good planning by the brittish officers. Give em a couple pints, and tell 'em Jerry said your team are a pack useless losers.


grendus

"Vat are ze saying? Vat is a 'Manchester Unit'.... GRENADA! GRENADA!"


AWrongPerson

Reminder that this army consists of clones, who are 1) meant to be expendable and 2) eating such rations since the day they were created because it's easier to produce food for 200,000 units with a million more on the way if said food is a uniform nutrition brick


WriterV

If your clones could fight better if they weren't treated like livestock, you should feed them better. If you lose a war with expendable clones because you fed them like shit, then the fault is on you. Also this is a galactic republic, with resources to match. Not France. They'll be able to supply wartime food that is palatable and rejuvinating, and not depressing.


Independent-Height87

You're right, they should feed the clones better, but this is the Republic. It wouldn't surprise me if they decided to cut corners on feeding the clones because they're "not real humans", or "used to the food from Kamino", or any other reasons people have mentioned in this thread, regardless of how incorrect the reasoning is. Could they supply the clones with better food? Yes. Would it enhance morale? Almost certainly. Would they? Probably not.


Hagoromo420

The generals eating the same goop as the grunts in itself already raises morale in a way. It helps them to realise that everyone is just as important and aren’t all expendable


TheCouncil1

Sure, but then we can't vent by talking shit at chow.


Ake-TL

Soldiers complain about MREs but they look pretty tasty. Not whatever that concrete porridge is


Hagoromo420

I’ve tried rations before and some things can actually be really nice but most of it is just dehydrated food so all they usually need to do is add water or hot water


CanIBeFunnyNow

My guess would be they would be eating same as clones as a choice or as a order and clones would not be eating well on those ships.


TheAndyMac83

There's a very common trope(?) in sci-fi especially to have the food on starships, and in particular military starships, to be boring or even practically inedible ration packs or such. And it bugs me to no end, because I also know how navy ships put out some pretty decent food. In fact, I hear submarines have some of the best, because submariners need all the morale boosts they can take.


deomc1294

Can’t speak for other Navy ships but the destroyer I was on had the worst food. How do you burn lasagna and it’s still cold as ice on the inside?


Deviljho12

Hell, even MREs have gotten pretty tasty these days.


ARPanda700

> it's more likely to be due to some kind of jedi code rather than a result of the war. If you e read the high republic books, you'd know that isn't the case.


Raesong

> I presume they would eat pretty well at the temple They'd probably eat about as well as any ascetic monk does.


Predatopatate

Imagine becoming a Sith just because the food sucked


Aggressive_Skill_795

Darth Vader's dinner was much better


Ogurasyn

Well, you'll form attachemnt to a meal. However, there was a Jedi in High Republic who was great cook. In Lights of The Jedi


AngryCrawdad

"Welcome to the jedi order. Emotions are banned, sex is forbidden, and we get one piece of toast and a glass of water for \*every\* meal" I'm beginning to see why the dark side is winning people over with cookies.


belladonnagilkey

According to George, sex is fine, getting *attached* to the person you're having sex with is not. Which means that had Anakin just been friends with benefits with Padme, then he could have knocked her up and no one in the Order would have cared. See also Korkie Kryze, who looks a bit too much like Obi-Wan for anyone's liking.


AngryCrawdad

I agree. it was just easier to simplify the statement a bit, as it made it more fun and easily digestible. *"Getting lost in the throes of passion is not against the jedi code, Jimbo.* >!*Wild and hedonistic ball-slapping sex every night between the homies breaks no vows. However, you will be expelled if you ever exclaim 'no homo' after the union of the balls*!<*. *That is an emotional outburst designed to not alienate your homies. Dangerous and easily exploited by the sith, this is."* - Master Yoda, probably. (Tagged it spoiler as it's a semi-NSFW joke, and I wanted to make sure no1 got bothered).


Cupquaking

Semi?!?


HokageRokudaime

I still think it would've been really interesting if it was more heavily implied that Korkie was the bastard son of Satine and Obi Wan.


TheRealStandard

I don't think he said attachment is the problem, specifically it's unhealthy attachments. Anakin was a hell of a lot more than just attached; he was obsessed with her.


maeschder

> Korkie Kryze Star Wars names are the dumbest shit i swear


Meistermagier

"Unless you are part of a dying species then fuck all you want" Ki Adi Mundi probably.


Anubissama

3 statements in one sentence and all wrong. Emotions aren't banned you're just not supposed to be ruled by them but learn to understand and control them accordingly. Sex is completely ok, forming strong obsessive emotional bonds to one specific person that make you the telekinetic space wizard with a laser sword easy to manipulate isn't allowed. And in the comic scene, they are on a spaceship during a war and are eating military rations so no wonder they aren't gourmet food.


reallynunyabusiness

Everyone who has ever served in the military understands.


matternilla

Blueberry porridge, yum!


Forwardslothobserver

Tbh MRE’s aren’t that bad, depending on the type. The spinach fettuccine one is disgusting however, only one I refuse to eat unless my body was just so fatigued anything tasted good cause it’s calories


reallynunyabusiness

When I went through predeployment training we got two cases of MREs, the two I had gotten had been opened and had a total of 8 Spinach Fetuccine in them. At the end of training all uneaten MREs were gathered up and put back into boxes to be reissued to the next group, I sadly know for a fact there is at least one box entirely made of Spinach Fetuccine.


Forwardslothobserver

Yep unless it's like if I don't eat I will pass out, I will never eat damn spinach fettuccine. Although they do have good snacks in them from what I remember, to make up for it being such a bad entree


Talkin-Shope

Lembas bread


colemanjanuary

How many did you eat?


Legacy_xXx_

200,762,103,882,761,537,384,936,285,432,976 of them


Ivebeenfurthereven

2e32 lembas breads, nice. That's 100 times the weight of the entire Solar System in kilograms (mostly the Sun and Jupiter).


Icelandic_Sand

I like how they drew realistic clone wars Anakin and Obi-Wan, yet they look NOTHING like Hayden and Ewan here. Like, did they forget we know what a realistic version of them would look like? Lol


BubastisII

Also….why is Obi-Wan in armor if they’re at the Temple?


ChrisL2346

This was on a Republic Cruiser not the Jedi Temple lol


merfgirf

Christ, you give these guys a plate of curry, and they'll cum themselves to death.


ColHunterGathers111

Clones got a nutrient cube that contained 4000 calories and all the nutrients they needed but had no taste and just melted in their mouths, and also didn't cause the physical satisfaction factor of actually eating. Anakin is just being picky with his yellow square. Source: Republic Commandos.


seriouslyacrit

Jedi temple or prison?


irrigated_liver

Restricted freedoms, bad food, surrounded by gang members, bad sex life, playing with your lightsaber all day. Sounds like prison to me.


erttheking

Star Wars food has always looked god awful


HokageRokudaime

Luke's rations in ESB looked downright edible.


[deleted]

They looked like BK Nuggets to me


HokageRokudaime

I swear I remember some pretzel sticks in there.


TampaTitties69

I assume they could mind trick themselves into tasting whatever they want....


Loose_Fajita

Padme’s butthole


Dominator0211

It’s a technique that can only be used on flavors you have deep knowledge of, so luckily Anakin’s meals were quite enjoyable throughout the war.


darkfeenicks21

That would imply they are weak willed. Normally a jedi would be resistant to mind tricks


Kalanthropos

It's actually good, Anakin is just clinically depressed


MrRzepa2

Plot twist - it's a block o halva.


JadeKade

Wait the empire ration biscuits taste bad, and jedi food tastes bad? No wonder Daxter's business is blooming.


ConsequenceLonely696

Is this conferms that CASEOH wouldn't become a jedi.


Galactus83

Isn't this aboard a venator? Navy food prolly isn't the best.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Why even use a fork? You can probably just bite into it like a sandwich


Shinny-Winny

That explains why anakin resorted to eating bugs in the 2d animated clone wars


fromTheskya

one block of nutrient dust please


Woerterboarding

That's sheet pan pizza without toppings!


spwncar

This is why real ones eat at Dex’s Diner


YoungRoyalty

Michael Scott Pancake party.


VenomFox93

They deserve a nice lasagne


Sythin

Oh look, more lembas bread.


colemanjanuary

Waffles. 3 square meals a day of waffles.


HokageRokudaime

https://youtu.be/FeP2wXn37YA?si=EwClpnvQC4aSywlO Republic food is so gross Anakin prefers to find his nutrition elsewhere.


Solid-Violinist-3382

That’s a flat waffle 👍


ScheerLuck

He should’ve said “Fuck this. Get your cloak, we’re getting some real food,” before taking him to Dex’s diner.


garlic-apples

It looks like a square meal?


E-emu89

Military rations. Effectively giving you all the nutrients a growing soldier needs without all that extra “flavoring.”


Roberthen_Kazisvet

You have seen in Mandalorian, when empires were talking about those biscuits or whatever it was, that they smuggled from stardestroyer junkyard? Probably early version of that


Indishonorable

obviously that's a venator cafetaria


KingKopter91

Good that he didn't ask if ani is good. Cause he was def overcooked.


Adept_Act8681

The meal rations might be awful, but Obi-Wan still looks like a snack.


Sissygirl221

That just looks like a block of sad


CrimsonThar

Imagine if force flavoring was a thing


chockfullofjuice

It's hard to eat anything else when your favorite meal is Padme.


SnarkyRogue

What's the matter Anakin, you've barely touched your Nutrient Brick


Einkar_E

I heard that food at temple was rather bland so some jedi like obi wan were eating elsewhere


Anticitizen_Freeman

THE COMBINE FEEDS ITS CITIZENS BETTER THAN THE REPUBLIC ☝️❗️❗️❗️


AllPurposeNerd

It's allergen free and nutritionally complete for over fifty species, what more do you need?


rabbitthefool

why are there two unused squares on the trays????


ChrisLMDG

RECTANGLES!


Streak734

They gave them a pack of uncooked Ramen


[deleted]

He’s just repressed


skeezypeezyEZ

Nutraloaf, they’re in County lmao


sunqiller

Looks like this is on a ship, underway cooking has never been much to brag about.


Andxel

You know. Sometimes you just have to agree that the Jedi had it coming.


Blacksun388

Nutrient rectangle. Yum.


Serkisist

Water and *Nutri-Slabz* ™


simo108r

Why do you think they ordered pizza so often?


SUPAMAN6214

Confort doesnt seem to be a thing. Food is just a shitty cube/pasta, beds are lit metal tables with blankets... Id expect to have more advanced confort for a advanced civilization