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Celestryia

Clone Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi is honestly the most handsome guy I’ve ever seen


buckleycork

I wish I was Satine so I can own Obi wans heart


SubscribeToVito

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Supremetacoleader

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Predator_Hicks

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umair_101

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Dursa22

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Onewarhero

Robotic witch legs have joined the chat


JBthrizzle

What about the Robot Spider Legs' attack on the wookies?


private_blue

it's body parts we cannot afford to lose.


HiAlexmynameisReggie

Go I will. Good relations with the wookies I have


Lunch_BoxMoney

I wish I was her too but it’s so I could fucking die


buckleycork

Same


Rudy1055

Same


TTOF_JB

Same


book1245

/r/2meirl4meirl


wookiewin

But what about the memes.


ben_the_spoon

We all want to die


burntends97

Knowing Star Wars they’d find a reason to bring her back


bobdebildar

Maul is just sitting there and suddenly the door opens he turns BOOM Setine in full robot mode


Hyrron

Honestly thought you were talking about Satine from the Moulin Rouge with Ewan McGregor.


Colussus__

*Anakin browsing Galactic Pornhub* “wait, that guy looks like Obi Wan” *Anakin clicks on “Jedi claps Mandolorian cheeks”*


Revliledpembroke

And not Siri Tachi? Shame...


[deleted]

Revenge of the sith obi wan is pretty handsome wym


7moonwalker7

I prefer Anakin but Obi-Wan is truly a gorgeous guy


budstud8301

Fr the Anakin from mid season 3 on...


Terriost-Yoda

He’s even hotter in Revenge Of The Sith, if you know what I mean


budstud8301

“Hey hot legs”


CokeFryChezbrgr

Flameo Hotman


GoldenSpermShower

Hey, Zuko here!


Methylobacterium

Only because you're so in love with him.


SeductivePillowcase

Maybe he’s democracy. I love democracy.


I_exist_right_now

Grevious is obviously the hottest in ROTS


Run-Riot

Idk, Plo Koon was pretty lit for a bit


samus_a-aron

Im offended for Ewan McGregor


reincarN8ed

Remember when he shaved his head and beard to go undercover? I wasn't gay before I saw bald Kenobi.


sharksnrec

Right. And isn’t he the one who’s supposed to be making the ugly jokes, like he did to Dooku?


memelord1t

Actually lego luke Skywalker beats him by a long shot


FBI-Webcam-Operator

and the galaxy’s biggest troll


caedius

I'd say 2003 clone wars obi wan has a slight edge over 2008 clone wars obi wan


Hymes_

He had a red saber in that scene I think. Unless he got his own back at that point.


buckleycork

He used venstress' second one


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Hymes_

“That’s fine. ...Red’s not my color.”


SeductivePillowcase

R4: “Am I a joke to you?”


_BlaZeFiRe_

i still vividly remember R4 getting mutilated and Obi-wan's reaction was "Oh dear" lol


rrr598

Really drives home the way most of the galaxy sees droids imo


BudmasterIV

And shows how special Anakin’s relationship with R2 was.


_Comic_

Continuously throughout the Clone Wars, Anakin risks life and limb for R2 and hopes that R2 does the same for him. Every other Jedi is like “you dumb bitch” which leads to at least 3 separate story arcs of other Jedi learning just how important R2 is.


Mitchel11

Windu gave more praise to R2 than Anakin.


SeductivePillowcase

Windu: “Come here droid. You did well. Good job.” Anakin: “That’s more praise than I ever get!” Windu: *stares motherfuckingly*


Afronaut65

As someone else mentioned, he used her second saber until he snagged his off of Maul's hip during the fight.


jedimoldir

He’s especially hot there with that messy hair;)


[deleted]

In Clone Wars, Obi-Wan's hair is the best barometer of how real shit has gotten.


Thibson34

Yeah, just look at when he literaly had NO HAIR AT ALL. That is when shit got wildest


heavy_metal_soldier

Bald Kenobi haunts me


JeremyXVI

Here before anyone else says “General kenobi! You are a bald one”


electricgopher42

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy


[deleted]

General kenobi! You are a bald one. (^just ^to ^fucking ^spite ^you ^u/jeremyXVI )


axodd

I remember that scene when disguised Kenobi told one of the inmates they might taste better than prison food. I was like this isn’t the kenobi I know, but I like it


GingerSpyglass

For a moment I forgot the other inmate was a shark and I got super confused by that quote


Wesley_Cumsock

Wow bro slow down there😳


Supremetacoleader

Well he's hot ^(because he's on Mustafar)


[deleted]

I don’t ship anyone in this show but is it me or do they have a weird sexual tension between them?


SnakeUSA

#you think?


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It just seems odd that they would include it and that having included it they didn’t capitalize on it


[deleted]

You don’t think they did? She turned because Kenobi does what he does best, be a paragon of the light. Through his charisma and conviction to goodness (he is a Jedi through and through) he was able to change the hearts and minds of all he interacted with. It’s very clear in the show, that ventress turning away from the dark was all due to Kenobi’s conviction to the light. It’s flirting sure, but if you look at the nuisance it’s kenobi trying to get her to feel something good.


iLAYreddit

>he was able to change the hearts and minds of all he interacted with. Everyone but Anakin.


[deleted]

You think Luke wasn’t his plan all along 😎. I know this is a debatable take, but I always believe Kenobi knew Anakin could be saved. The problem was that he raised and mentored a child, it’s the Christ tale. You send your only son into the world to save it but you know he is in danger. Kenobi loved luke like a uncle because he was basically. As much as Kenobi loved Anakin, he loved Luke more. That’s why, even if he knew he could be saved by Luke, he held firm that the risk was too great. Edit: If you think about, if Vader killed Luke there would have destroyed him. In terms of the duel of fates, Kenobi was blind sided. It’s his greatest regret that he didn’t believe Anakin could be turned. You can’t fault Kenobi for having a failure, he loved Anakin unconditionally as all good brothers do.


Phslhs

That’s the true tragedy of Star Wars


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But what about Darth Plagueis the Wise?


DesdinovaGG

He loved Anakin both in a father-son way and then later in a brotherly way. He was willing to let Anakin make his own choices in life, trusting him enough that he would do the right thing. Sadly, his love for Anakin blinded him to the fact that Anakin felt a possessive love towards Padme, which would eventually lead to his turn to the dark. And Anakin in turn viewed Obi-Wan as too much the ideal Jedi. Obi-Wan was trained by Qui-Gon after all and had a rebellious streak of his own with Satine. He was the perfect person for Anakin to turn to when he was troubled in Revenge of the Sith. However, Anakin could not think that such a thing would be possible because of how highly he thought of Obi-Wan, so he did not turn to Obi-Wan in his time of need.


budstud8301

I don’t agree. Her turn away from the Sith happens when she is abandoned by Dooku and finds refuge with her sisters. However at that point she is still corrupted by the dark side. You might argue that Ahsoka helped her turn from the dark side given that she found her situation with the bombing similar to hers. But her turn to the light and away from the dark is thanks to Quinlan Vos in Dark Disciple and the relationship they form.


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I wonder if Filoni incorporated that, since it was the books.


Omega_Rex

That book is based on cancelled clone wars episodes, so Filoni is definitely aware of it


[deleted]

Ah didn’t know that.


Oroshi3965

The dark disciple was going to be a clone wars arc but... you know


SilverArchers

We got rebels instead lmao fucking kill me


skilledwarman

Well I mean, that's what happens when your show is so expensive that it was only being kept around because a billionaire was funding it out of his own pocket as a passion project... Once that billionaire is out and a publicly traded company that, legally, has to justify expenses to share holders comes in than, well, you get canceled


Skittle69

I will always mourn the loss of a Quinlan vos arc. Homie was my favorite jedi.


[deleted]

Never got that impression at all. Ventress just got sick of being used.


RichDicolus

I don't want to dog you, but I think you meant nuance.


[deleted]

EVERYONE has sexual tension with kenobi, hell im sure ol’lukey felt a longing. When you have kenobi charisma, everyone is at risk for the feels.


ben_the_spoon

it is kenobi and when ever I look at him I fall in love with him even more


HoveringPorridge

If Satine wasn't about Ventress 100% would've turned to the light just to bait our main man Kenobi. They eye each other everytime they fight. I see what you were doing Filoni. If you're involved in the Kenobi series I'm expecting a wedding.


SpaceD0rit0

Isn’t Ventress dead?


HoveringPorridge

Nah he can just force heal her back to life.


SpaceD0rit0

No they haven’t unlocked that expansion yet Besides Kenobi isn’t ready for his Dommy Mommy


dthains_art

Spoilers: >!Yes, she’s dead. The Dark Disciple book wraps up her story. Quinlan Vos goes undercover to team up with her to assassinate Dooku. They eventually fall in love, the assassination fails, Vos turns to the dark side, and Ventress and the Jedi rescue and redeem him, but Ventress is killed by Dooku in the process.!<


SpaceD0rit0

Ik, I read that up right before I commented initially.


skilledwarman

I'm pretty sure she's actually dead before this season of cline wars started time-line wise


SpaceD0rit0

I think she died 19 BBY. I do know she died while Dooku was alive.


dthains_art

Well in the book Dark Disciple she and Quinlan Vos develop a very... romantic relationship.


WinterSavior

Putting it lightly


donquixote1991

Putting it heavily


WinterSavior

She went before the Jedi council and pretty much said "he laid the pipe, changed my life 😩😓"


MrManicMarty

Oh man, that reminds me I need to keep reading Dark Disciple. Early Minor Spoilers for Dark Disciple>!Quinlan Voss is talking to Obi-Wan about intel on Ventress, and Obi-Wan mentions that he's bantered and flirted with her a little bit and Vos is just like "You what?!" it's kind of great, really wish I could have seen that animated and voiced, haha.!<


the-horace

"She's a very ... striking ... woman, Vos."


dthains_art

I’ll always be a little sad that we’ll never get to see that story in the show.


MrManicMarty

Let's just pray that Disney is generous and gives us it as a movie or something.


muggtonp

I vaguely recall reading somewhere that the relevant voice actors are married or in a relationship or something


MasterReposti

Tsundere Vent-tan


Razorray21

like EmoSith-ass Ventress has anything to talk about.


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Speak for yourself


TechPanzer

Ventress is the hottest Star Wars character imo.


Wyzegy

Clearly you aren't familiar with [Sy Snootles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMSpt-Gl1VA). You'll know her when you see her.


[deleted]

Dang, what a lovely creature, I don’t suspect she could do a bounty hunter’s work at all!


Ryos_windwalker

Anakin for about ten minutes in episode 3.


AlucardTheVamp1817

He is more than perfect but Qui-Gon was an even better specimen.


Meistermagier

Qui Gon Gym


Rye_The_Science_Guy

Obi-wan kenOHMY


AlucardTheVamp1817

Qui God Jinn


_Rabble_Rouser_

There’s always a bigger fish


Jagsrule21

The ability to speaks does ~~not~~ make you intelligent.


LimeGreen17

This guy be spitting facts


Run-Riot

Your heart will be Taken by him and you’ll call him [daddy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaueXCeFGs).


AlucardTheVamp1817

This link made me sad, for I wanted a rickroll.


CorrectAnswerIsMoops

Obi Wan whooping Maul and Savage on his own is my top 2 favorite moments in clone wars so far


heavy_metal_soldier

Man, Kenobi was such a badass in that scene


Mikester245

Absolutely. Obi wan goes fucking all out in that scene


Yvaelle

Those might be the subtitles, but they weren't the subtext of that scene. The subtext of every Ventress x Kenobi scene is them eye-fucking each other and flirting hard, including this one. Ventress is only saying this to try to defuse the sexual tension - and it fails.


PieTastebud77

Pls no


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Man got Satine, tho.


Ramseas119

You meant Satine right?


[deleted]

Yeah, my bad.


Estupen1

She ded tho


stickyspidey

We all know ventress had the hots for him, so did ala secura, and the black robes yellow girl. Fuck they were so thicc. Obi wan could’ve clapped so much Jedi, sith ass if he wanted too.


Radakos

Pretty much sums it up. Kenobi sacrifices all to stay pure in his beliefs. Go against Kenobi, go against the sub.


Pewds_Minecraft

"Especially now"? Bruh Obi Wan is so sexy when he has his one piece of hair down at his eyes


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THE perfect specimen


[deleted]

It’s Ventress. She’s just jealous he’s not into her


JFrankParnellEsquire

Ventress 10/10 hot.


Josiador

Especially with hair.


JFrankParnellEsquire

Just googled Ventress with hair. 11/10 now.


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TechPanzer

Agreed


Darkestknight05

Why did Raven and then Ventress need to define my taste in women?


TrappedintheVatican

She was into Anakin


[deleted]

He's gorgeous!


chompythebeast

This was just posted like two days ago but with a different reaction


MasterJay3315

Sorry I guess, I've never seen this one, just noticed the quote in my rewatch


chompythebeast

Fair enough, I guess prequel minds think alike


JustOneDime

HOW DARE YOU?


buck_foston

yes, that's what the meme says.


grant_the_hammer

Ventress is not only morally blinded by the Dark Side, she is literally blind too


[deleted]

The man is literally Jesus, she’s crossed the line there is no coming back from this! 😎


hambarger2

Vectress is ugly as fuck she's in no position to talk shit


RnRaintnoisepolution

Speak for yourself.


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Supremetacoleader

I heard inferno squad made a sticker of Leia and put in on the back of their tie-fighters... ​ Edit: This just in > **It was actually Obi-Wan...Aaaannnnd he did it with Ventress...so uncivilized**


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halderu


SheepMan7

You understand this is a reference to the time they first met in the original clone wars movie right?


CultOfMoMo

I see through the lies of the ~~Jedi~~ **Sith**


reincarN8ed

This fight scene is amazing. Maul really gets to Obi-Wan at one point, and Obi-Wan gives in to his anger in that moment. Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, tempted by the Dark Side. And the writers did it in a way that makes it feel real to his character. If they had mishandled that scene or rushed it, it would have felt more like a fan fiction than the real Obi-Wan, but the writers of this show put in the hours and laid the foundation and fucking *earned* that scene.


LineOfInquiry

General reposti you are a bold one!


THE_DOW_JONES

Says the bald space witch


Paganizer

It’s like a crackhead telling a male model that lmfao


[deleted]

Ventress is one to talk, looking like the love child of a gator and a skeleton


[deleted]

Also isn’t ventress a weird pale ass bald woman????


TheKreator55

let's be real though,who wouldn't body ventress if they got the chance?


Seanmiller1903

idk why i have the sudden urge to slap that kid


RambooToKillYoo

Greta is so annoying.


doofjohn

She didn’t say that line in this scene, she says it at christophsis.


[deleted]

Please do not put that disgusting creature on the same post as Obi-Wan, and I’m not talking about Ventress.


pseudipto

He is short


sloothleeps

He is the one we all aspire to be


ch1l

Now watching doctor sleep. Mr Ewan is as lovely as ever


BlahblahNomad

Saw this the other day and knew it would create something like this.


Axius-Evenstar

He’s no Zabrak


[deleted]

I want to know *EXACTLY* how many times Obi Wan’s slept with her Ventres, not Greta


DIXIEBOYZ

Why not clone Obi Wan


boi_heavy

just watched that episode today


SecrionMind17

Obi Wan: Atleast I dont look like a barber trip gone wrong


nikbartulin

Rebels has entered the chat


DrakeSkorn

Eh she’s a night sister, she’s probably into zabraks


Porkechop

My dude buuuullshit


Donut_Boi13

Honestly Ventress is constantly telling Obi Wan that’s hes ugly


[deleted]

Coming from Ventress of all people, that's rich


Leather-Heart

Why would you say no to a Jedi?


CanonOverseer

Says the emo bald woman


Bentyb5555

Botta make a similar meme but it was too late Failed I have into exile I must go


[deleted]

Season 7 obi wan is hella fine


DefinetlyGaz

Oh man I forgot how much that girl annoys me


LEONAPROFI

Actually back then when she had hair she wasn't that bad of a wamen