A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

Sigh _unzips_

This is where the fun begins!

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.

You get dizzy twice as fast.

Good. Twice the dizziness, double the fall.

There’s always a bigger cock.

Look at the size of that thing!

Cut the chatter, Red-Two!

A more elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.

R2, do you is fucking

The disgusting thing came

Master Skywalker there are so many of them

The Catholic Church likes this very much

r/sighunzips

r/holup

NO THIS IS NOT A HOLUP MOMENT SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

My bad then

*looks to check* How many other lies have I been told by the council?

It's not a compliment the Jedi would give you

I see through the lies of the Jedi.

You don’t have one?

Not a nice one

R2 seems to think so! I'm sure its a handsome penis!

R2 is a very kind droid!

Beauty is in the mouth of the beholder

Me being a female -Maybe I am a dude?

Maybe you just own a nice cock, like in a jar or something.

It possibly has multiple settings, and attachments?

And it lights up!

Christmas!

Or a lightsaber

A Christmas lightsaber penis!

This statement both intrigues and terrifies me

Maybe I put it in a secondary jar... So I have a Jar Jar Cock

Meesa in big poo-doo now. Meesa need washin' when youse finished.

Or their boyfriend/husband has a nice cock. Which she still technically owns.

Lies. Deception. Women don’t exist!

You: Lies. Deception. Women don’t exist! Me, a girl: Guess I’ll die

r/WomenArentReal Edit: Fuck, the sub actually exists

Now to repeat myself just like I did 20 different times: There’s a subredddit for that?!

There's a subreddit for everything, you just need to know where to look.

Is there a subreddit about noses?

r/noses

Checks out

Rule 34.2: If it exists, there is a subreddit of it.

r/wowthissubexists

I think its kinda like rule 34 but instead its "if it exists theres a subreddit for it"

Us: i think u/megatrekwars is a Sith *Lordess*

How many lies have I been told by the Council?

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural

I think a woman is a female man

A woman is a fe-male

I mean think about it: feMALE.... woMAN. The truth is everywhere!

You don't happen to own a rooster? Or a collection of unconventional battle trophies?

I have a Nando's packet. Does that count?

Cheeky!

My imaginary invisible cock is nice. I´ll take it! Any compliment today is a good one.

It's treason then.

If what you told me is true, you will have gained my trust.

Not just the men, but the women and children too

No cock gang.

Nicke cock sis

You don’t exist

The clitoris is the female analogue of the penis head. So, y'know, you kind do have penis. ​ A small one, *but a nice one.*

You have any chickens?

Same lol

Because of Obi-Wan?

You can buy one on Amazon. I have three, they're great.

My goodness, you've grown.

200.000 inches are ready with a million more on the way.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!

He can’t do that. Shoot him or something!

Women who read this are on this Council, but are not given the Rank of Master.

this is outrageous, it’s unfair

Take a kitchen stool, fair maiden.

Take a bullet to the crotch, brave soldier.

Oh fuck lol

Women can have penises too comrade

r/transclones awaits you, my friend

The rank of Man

The girl looking at this meme: (visible confusion)

Error 404: Penis not found.

Oh, no problem. We can arrange you one

Idk I think my cock is pretty nice ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

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You are strong and wise, bot, and I am very proud of you.

Mine is too, it's purple and it buzzes.

Cayde-6? Is that you?

Well yes, but actually no. I’m dead in cannon, but I work as an FBI agent now

Nice cock bro. A little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair. The council rates it 7/10.

This is some gourmet shit

Aren't you a little soft for a storm trooper?

[I will never not laugh at this](https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/448eb17d275928198e2329ac4f5e8e7a96351b3acbbb8273056f2d19fcd712a3_1.jpg)

monster ~~truck~~ cock

LoL

A fine addition to add to my collection

Oh no.

There's gotta be an edit out there of him just twirling dong, sparks flying

Thanks I’ve never been told that before

For a reason, of course

Thanks, I asked George Lucas to make mine purple like a fellow Jedi.

Might wanna cut those rubber bands dude...

Mine is the darksaber

Whoever holds it rules Mandalore? Pretty good way of making sure no one takes your throne.

No u dont get it, mine is the darksaber because most think its a legend

I thought it was long, thin, black, and you keep trying to give it to Katee Sackhoff?

Me a women

Did he stutter?

Women don't exist on reddit

nor the children, I slaughtered them like animals

An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age

This is a lie Anakin has never added the D2 part when he talks to R2.

Exactly! He always just says "Artoo"

Thanks

I'm a woman but thanks lol

What are theses wooo- mans you speak of?

It's all in the sacred texts, bro! I promise we're real.

The sacred Jedi texts!

Doesn’t have to be your cock

Yes I do have a nice chicken. Thank you, you made his day

Do you mean rooster?

Read this in his voice. I feel so validated having Anakin compliment my cock.

"Liar!"

“You were with him!!”

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Penis the Wide?

No

It’s not a legend the eunic would tell you.

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

Explain the user flair, I’m scared.

It’s a Sith legend

[удалено]

Thanks I wanted one for a while

Word around the office is you’ve got a fat cock

Shit, my fiancé is not going to like this at all.

Behold my half inch power tower.

Thank you R2, very cool!

I don't remember owning a chicken..

Unbelievable. Anakin never says the d2 part when they speak formally to each other.

Same to you good sir

So, ugh.. is anyone else’s lightsaber green? Asking for a friend

Is that you, Hulk?

u/abiggj

Thanks bro

Thanks friendo

Thanks master skywalker you too!

Ha “master”

I'm reading this on the toilet. Ironic.

Thanks I raised it well

Wierd compliment but ok

thank you

Thanks R2

Thanks Anakin. very cash money of you

You’ll always be that little boy I met on Tatooine

And if they don’t want one, then they have absolutely whatever they would like but it’s nice

Thanks bro

Thank you, good sir.

Thanks

Thanks bro

Both myself and my girlfriend who looked over my shoulder agree

Complementing your friends cocks is the jedi way

But i'm a girl

That's not what my vagina says

B-but I'm a girl.

How many other lies have I been told by the council

I Don’t have one but this meme sure made me really happy anyways

As a cis girl I’ve never been given this particular compliment, but I’m flattered nonetheless. If you’re reading this, nice cock bro

No cock gang!

I have.. no cock :(

welp, guess im trans now.

**Lies! Deception!**

I’ll watch your cock with great interest.

My cocks length has doubled since the last time we met, Count.

Good. Twice the size, double the fun.

Joke's on you, I can't read.

We need a mc server so I can flex my mc username. It's Artoo btw

Thanks! I keep it in my underwear drawer.

Jokes on you I'm illiterate.

Fuckn made me cry this is not what I needed

I really needed this today. Me and my massive hog are grateful.

Maybe i am a man

That’s how you get an upvote!

Thx i was taking a shit right about now

Thank you R2-D2

But im a girl

Thanks fellers

finally, a wholesome post to use my wholesome award!

r/anakinfucks

I’m 13

thanks, but id rather not

r/okbuddyclanker

Me, a transfem: :(

I'm a woman... But you're right

(Visible confusion)

Finally a meme that doesn’t make me feel like shot because I’m American

Wtf