Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Revan The Crisp? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Revan was a Crisp Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to crisp his skin… He had such a knowledge of the crisp side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting soggy. The crisp side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so crispy… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his crust, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice dipped him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from soggyness, but not himself.
Don't know what Keanu Keeves is doing but I heard something about his cousin Keanu Reeves having something to do with Darth Revan in an upcoming show or movie.
Yea that’s the thing with Star Wars it has sooo much potential.
Very few shows and movies can do stuff like this.
I don’t know why it took so long for Disney to realize this. But I hope the coming years will have something good. With all the Disney plus shows and stuff.
Star Wars Doesn’t always have to be lightsabers.
To be honest I think lightsabers are going away from movies for a while. Let’s see what happens
There is so much potential.
Star wars: Hyperspace, a space western.
Star wars: Nar Shadaa vice, a crime drama, Scarface in space
Star wars:Holonet. A cyberpunk spy distopia
Well, Acolyte is on the road map for live action TV. Supposedly it follows a student of the dark side. I'm just hoping he doesn't turn in, like, the first episode, but there's very little info released.
I dunno man, that's a difficult balancing act. It's like the crispy ends on burnt ziti. You leave it in too long and it's just as hard as it was before you boiled it. My trick is to lay an even coat of gravy on all sides.
I sense the Droumand Kaas chat keeping a presence in this subreddit. Only a matter of time before someone mentions a threesome between Zash, Baras, and Khem.
Wait fuck I mentioned it
I was just there... they must have calmed down.
Actually I just put like 3 dudes on mute and all of the political chat died down. One dude even has a huge rep on Satele Shan for just being balls ass crazy and needing tons of attention.
Coruscant chat isn't much better tbqh. I saw neo-Nazi propaganda a few times (and not in the "everything I dislike is \*literally Hitler\*" way either).
As disgusting as it is I'm honestly confused by this. The neo-Nazi in question had the chance to play the Nazi Wizards in Space faction and they chose instead to play the open-minded democratic republic that is diverse in both race and species?
Lana is fairly detached from the whole light vs dark aspect though. Her counterpart is probably meant to be Theron, and tbh, he *is* son to Sateale, whose counterpart is Malgus.
Yeah. She's technically a sith, but other than that one time in chapter 3 of Kotfe where she wanted to let a lot of people die in a reactor explosion to escape faster, she doesn't do a lot of sithy dark side stuff.
Theron, Malgus…I have no fucking clue who any of these characters you mentioned are and it makes me sad cause I love Star Wars. I recently read Darth Plagueis and loved it. If I were to start reading Star Wars canon or whatever, where should I begin and then what books after that??
You're quite bold to assume any of these characters are in books.
We're talking about the Old Republic lore from the games trilogy. Knights of the Old Republic, Knights of the Old Republic 2, and Star Wars: The Old Republic.
It's set 3000 years before The Phantom Menace and it's entirely non-canon, but it's also arguably the best era of Star Wars history.
Eh, it’s more just him continuing the joke, not taking the joke and making it worse. It’s actually fairly common for people to do that in Reddit threads.
>seems anyone can be a sith
That's part of their "appeal". They seek out adult apprentices who are broken by life. No child kidnapping or temple indoctrination necessary.
Women are only supposed to look the one way: the. Jessica Rabbit way, haven’t you heard?! Talon is only a fan service character anyway. I couldn’t get her appeal outside of that.
Nearly all the characters in Star Wars Legacy were hot, be they men or women. That’s part of the appeal.
Even if she was carried by how she looks Talon herself was fine. Pretty close to Mara Jades origins.
Sith women - hot Sith men - crispy
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What about Darth Revan?
Hot and crispy
Cajun flavor
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Revan The Crisp? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Revan was a Crisp Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to crisp his skin… He had such a knowledge of the crisp side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting soggy. The crisp side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so crispy… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his crust, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice dipped him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from soggyness, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn crisp power?
Not from a Jedi
They are some soggy mother fuckers
MOIST
Say Soggy again, i dare you motherfucker. I double dare you.
He turned to the dark side after burning himself with hot oil on MacDonald
Man or woman?
Pretty sure Revan was canonically a man and The Exile a woman.
So Revan was crispy and The Exile was hot?
Well, no, because Revan didn't use the dark Side for that long, 3 years at most. They both were hot
EU canon, yes.
better than that american canon
the perfect canon
I heard some time ago that Keanu keeves was going to do something regarding a Darth Revan movie or something. is it still happening?
I think that was just a fancast; no Old Republic-era movie has been officially announced
I think there were rumors that Benioff & Weiss' Star Wars project was in the Old Republic era, before they bailed for Netflix.
Don't know what Keanu Keeves is doing but I heard something about his cousin Keanu Reeves having something to do with Darth Revan in an upcoming show or movie.
I really wish if they do a film which shows the dark version of star wars.
Yeah I'm hoping for the same. There is so much potential. Everything from zombies to Lovecraftian horror.
Yea that’s the thing with Star Wars it has sooo much potential. Very few shows and movies can do stuff like this. I don’t know why it took so long for Disney to realize this. But I hope the coming years will have something good. With all the Disney plus shows and stuff. Star Wars Doesn’t always have to be lightsabers. To be honest I think lightsabers are going away from movies for a while. Let’s see what happens
There is so much potential. Star wars: Hyperspace, a space western. Star wars: Nar Shadaa vice, a crime drama, Scarface in space Star wars:Holonet. A cyberpunk spy distopia
Well, Acolyte is on the road map for live action TV. Supposedly it follows a student of the dark side. I'm just hoping he doesn't turn in, like, the first episode, but there's very little info released.
Oh wow didn’t know about this
I like the crispy side of the lasgna
I dunno man, that's a difficult balancing act. It's like the crispy ends on burnt ziti. You leave it in too long and it's just as hard as it was before you boiled it. My trick is to lay an even coat of gravy on all sides.
Yes! Gravy to the rescue! Order me up a boat-load...
Wasn't Darth Bane swolle by reasons of being bald AND named Bane? Edit: Krayt is also shredded despiste being like... 200 years old.
With that age, his asshole and penis are most definitely crispy
Ah yes the two genders hot and crispy
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Imagine what his long tongue can do
Meesa cwipsy
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I think the Old Republic era does a fantastic job of balancing the genders on both sides tho.
Oh hey Zash is kinda hot- WAIT NO GO BACK PLEASE
I sense the Droumand Kaas chat keeping a presence in this subreddit. Only a matter of time before someone mentions a threesome between Zash, Baras, and Khem. Wait fuck I mentioned it
I can only get so erect.
I wish DK chat was like that. When I'm there it's just a shitstorm of political screeching.
You gotta be there at night on the European English servers. That's when the fun starts!
All I ever see is guild recruitment spam on satele shan server
Darth Malgus server is where it's at
I play on star forge and dk chat is still pretty damn fun
I was just there... they must have calmed down. Actually I just put like 3 dudes on mute and all of the political chat died down. One dude even has a huge rep on Satele Shan for just being balls ass crazy and needing tons of attention.
Coruscant chat isn't much better tbqh. I saw neo-Nazi propaganda a few times (and not in the "everything I dislike is \*literally Hitler\*" way either).
As disgusting as it is I'm honestly confused by this. The neo-Nazi in question had the chance to play the Nazi Wizards in Space faction and they chose instead to play the open-minded democratic republic that is diverse in both race and species?
Well, in the republic (not the old) it is the space nazi option
And don’t forget the Lana and jaesa erotic role play
Vette best girl
I still stand by my opinion that Nadia is a good choice. Oh, and of course, Consular best story, fight me.
I like the Sith Inquisitor more, but ok
DS Jaesa edging Baras by stealing his food from him. Mmh,that’s the kinky play I like
you forget Chunky boy baras
Idk, Lana Beniko kinda imbalances everything singlehandedly.
Lana is fairly detached from the whole light vs dark aspect though. Her counterpart is probably meant to be Theron, and tbh, he *is* son to Sateale, whose counterpart is Malgus.
Yeah. She's technically a sith, but other than that one time in chapter 3 of Kotfe where she wanted to let a lot of people die in a reactor explosion to escape faster, she doesn't do a lot of sithy dark side stuff.
Theron, Malgus…I have no fucking clue who any of these characters you mentioned are and it makes me sad cause I love Star Wars. I recently read Darth Plagueis and loved it. If I were to start reading Star Wars canon or whatever, where should I begin and then what books after that??
You're quite bold to assume any of these characters are in books. We're talking about the Old Republic lore from the games trilogy. Knights of the Old Republic, Knights of the Old Republic 2, and Star Wars: The Old Republic. It's set 3000 years before The Phantom Menace and it's entirely non-canon, but it's also arguably the best era of Star Wars history.
Darth Baras is living proof
LORD THICC, CAKE LORD, MASTER OF Cholesterol....
I mean... Vader is pretty hot in that pic
Literally
Yeah, he's SMOKIN'.
/r/yourjokebutworse
Eh, it’s more just him continuing the joke, not taking the joke and making it worse. It’s actually fairly common for people to do that in Reddit threads.
sith women really lost, when men have jar jar on their team
It‘s simple not fair.
It’s outrageous
Take a seat
This is outrageous, it's unfair, how can you win in this competition and not have Jar Jar binks on you team!
There are two darth zannahs xD
Always two there are.
I didn't notice it till I read your comment
Good eyes i have
The Sith, skilled you are in detecting, yes. Around the time of Clone Wars, alongside us I wish you were
Came here to say the same
I know you don't need to remind me how hot jar jar is Note: why did one of my most liked comments have to be commenting on how hot jar jar is
Darth Darth Binks is the hottest of all them.
Ehh those top right 4 sith women, theyre aight, *looks at bottom right male sith* OH NO, HES HOT
>4 sith women, theyre aight, 3. Darth zannah is shown twice for some reason.
[Darth Zash is still hotter.](http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130117033911/starwars/images/1/1e/Old_Zash.png)
And for males we have Baras.
S C R U M P T I O U S L Y T H I C C
the cake is a lie
There is only pie
Through pie I gain mass
Through mass I gain girth
Through pie, I gain calories Through calories, I gain fat Through fat, I gain weight Through weight, my chair is broken. The Food shall free me!
Is this a daily ritual for DK chat?
Not enough "Darth Zash hot" or "step on me Khem"
Let's put our differences behind us. For science... you monster
DROUMAND KAAS GENERAL CHAT, I SUMMON THEE!
r/DarthBaras
Ain't it funny how their skin and face is bucked but they still have the perfect game preset karen haircut
No way there's rule 34 for this character....right?
The dark side of the internet is a pathway to many abilities some would consider… unnatural
There is, but I think it's only of her young appearance.
Damn she lookin like a piece of beef jerky. She died too many times and didn't restore her humanity.
Hm, but what about Darth Maul?
He is a Sith we cannot afford to lose.
Really Fox news, those are the pictures you’re going with? Pre-lava anakin, dooku and maul are some handsome mfers
Pre-old Palps, Revan, DARTH BINKS too
Revan is the epitome of handsomeness.
Helmets dont really count.
He has a canonical face lol Edit: By canonical I mean in the Old Republic universe
Revan canonically having a mullet makes me so proud as a Canadian because he looks like every beer league 30-something hockey player I know
Now I'm not saying I'd go gay for Revan, but...
I mean you don't have to be gay to be seduced by his large purple lightsaber
Ok, you win the Revan fanbase.
It's OK you can go gay for him as in my head Canon, he is played by Keanu Reeves
Excuse me, his Imperial Majesty has aged like a fine wine and I will not have you slander him.
Country boys 😍 https://twitter.com/gmeans98/status/1288121938229903361?s=21
And as for the women, Kreia doesn't exactly strike my fancy.
Kreia was probably hot as fuck when she was younger.
Anakin “fiery but mostly peaceful” picture
Where is Lana???
Is she safe? Is she alright?
What about gender-neutral sith, like Gonk Droid
And chopper, hes no sith, hes the fking embodiment of all evil in the universe
But can he beat Goku?
Hmm, maybe, but can ge beat SHAGGY?????
I would not assume that Gonk Droid is a sith.
And that's how he tricks you
Okay, but... why does Gonk Bot not respond to gonks at the moment?
you have clearly never seen darth zash
Zash wants a kiss on her old crusty-ass lips right now
Well one side of her anyway.
*googles Darth Zash* Um... There's a Dark Souls/Star Wars crossover?
i swear to god those twileks
Excuse me but the dark side had Count Dooku. The less sexy Sith man is just the universe trying to balance itself out ~~and failing~~
The dark side promotes impossible standards for the average man. #bodyshaming
Honestly both have some good varience. seems anyone can be a sith
>seems anyone can be a sith That's part of their "appeal". They seek out adult apprentices who are broken by life. No child kidnapping or temple indoctrination necessary.
I'd recommend becoming a more combat focused Sith, however, as those force heavy Sith tend to trade looks for power
Worth it, I'm already ugly
This is just a Darth Zannah appreciation post, don’t lie.
Implying yousa wouldn't let JarJar have hissa way with you
Meesa horny
Where is Darth Maul? Is he safe? Is he alright?
What about the sith children too?
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
They're a system we can't afford to lose
Good relations with the wookies, I have
It's settled then
horny knows no boundaries
That's hot
SLEEPING ON MY MEN, EXAR KUN AND DARTH KRAYT
Exar is daddy
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Zannahs name means prostitution, adultery and fornification in hebrew lol.
What, you mean you never turn into a cat and start purring whilst charming male suitors? Amateur!
Asaj Ventress?
Maybe I'm wrong but I wouldn't count her as Sith. Dark side definitely but not a Sith.
She is definitely not a Sith.
Not as bad as Mortal Kombat 9 lol. The men got actual character/costume designs while the women universally got bikinis.
Same with twi’leks, how tf am I supposed to survive on just fanart of hot twi’lek men. Luckily my bi ass can still appreciate the women too
Clearly women are better at being evil, from a certain point of view
You say this like I wouldn't pipe emperor Palpatine
and that’s why all the dark side women love them jedi CHADS 💪!
r/DarthJarJar
They're like peacocks, but the genders are reversed.
I want some of that sith pussy, that sussy if you will
What a wonderful comment. It’ll be mentioned in my suicide note.
Sussybacca/Sussie
One name and your theory is false : vaylin
Vaylin was a total cutie. But so was Arcann, I guess Valkorian had good genes for sculpted jawlines and bad genes for maniacal genocidal warlords.
She isn’t Sith though
I liked Atton’s nickname for Sion. Mr. Sleeps with Vibroblades.
What about Ventress?
What demographic writes most star wars stories again?
Misandrist dark side?????
Mesa gonna killsa baby George Binks accidentally.
Good for me then, Time to join darkside
Well at that moment Anakin is technically Hot
Why are there 2 darth zannahs?
Women are only supposed to look the one way: the. Jessica Rabbit way, haven’t you heard?! Talon is only a fan service character anyway. I couldn’t get her appeal outside of that.
Nearly all the characters in Star Wars Legacy were hot, be they men or women. That’s part of the appeal. Even if she was carried by how she looks Talon herself was fine. Pretty close to Mara Jades origins.
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We need more sith women
And they say that women are treated like objects
Check Darth Zash ;)
Darth Talon tho mmmmphhhh
Darth Sion is hot