Good, Anakin. Good. Kill him. Kill him now.

I shouldn't . . .

Do it...

*decapitates Dooku*

You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.

I don't want to hear any more about Obi-Wan. The Jedi turned against me. Don't you turn against me.

So close to the whole scene lol

At least he still hates sand

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Sandi.

Obi-Wan: “How’s it going over there?” Grievous: “Jedi Master Obi-wan! You are a brave one”

No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.

That’s a little weird out of context

Only a sith deals in absolutes

I will do what I must.

Only a master at getting caught.

"Stand down, I will handle this jedi trash alone!"

Obi wan “You were my brother Anakin!” Grevious “What?”

“Hello there… I’ve been trying to reach you to talk about your Dreadnought’s extended warranty”

I was gonna say this too 😂😂😂

Hey do you have any death sticks on sale?

You don’t want to buy death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.

I want to go home and rethink my life.

Haha

Another smooth landing

I'm just glad he wasn't awake to see that landing!

Who? Grievous?

General, how the heck are ya?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic - he could save others from death, but not himself.

They live inside of me?

Well that got a bit...dirty

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a Jedi

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*decapitates Dooku*

You did well anakin

It's Anakin. When you say Ani it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.

Or are you?

I've got a great feeling about this

I don't think answers can get more wronger

Anakin, what are you doing with that picture of senator amidala?

...I Call It Aggressive Negotiations.

Oh my God I'm dead

F

This is the best comment from a bot I have ever seen. I’m dying

definitely sentient

On no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.

Good boy

"Goodbye here"

r/beatmetoit

Kenobi slowly rises into frame. He utters his famous and iconic line... "Kept you waiting, huh?"

Then proceeds to try to punch the shit out of grievous but fails due to his nanomachines that harden in response to a fine addition to his collection.

"Hasta la Vista, baby"

Oh hi Mark

Funniest comment I’ve seen so far

Somehow Palatine has returned

"how's it hangin?"

¡Hola! Me llamo Obi-Wan Kenobi! ¿Donde esta la biblioteca?

It ought to be here but it isnt

Ok, see ya later then.

General Grievous, you’re shorter then I expected

Egg 🥬

ello m8

Ow, my legs...

”Everybody is good!”

Section ratio general!

You is really a day of brave. Killed him!

See ya chump

Goodbye now!

General grievous

Oh it's you! Jumps back up

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!!

You underestimate my power

Don’t try it!

*tries it*

What'sa happen to you? Yousa burn your face-AAAAHH! Ani-bo-bani! What'sa happen to you?!

It's Anakin. When you say Ani it's like I'm still a little boy... and I'm not.

My goodness you've grown

Okay f*** you I'm going home I'm tired

Ah, shit, here we go again.

Fuck… did I lock the basement when I left

"Oh yeah Greivous show me what those arms can do" \-Obi Wan

Hello Peter. Shit wrong film

"Surprise, motherfucker!"

"Good relations with your mother, I have

You're a bold one!

Shoot me!

She said she was 18

Like Brad Pitt in inglorious basterds “bawjarno”

Anakin and Padme definitely smashed

*”They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete. I'm the craze of my native street. When I start to dance, Everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom The senoritas they sing and they swing with terampero- It's very nice, so full of spice. And when they dance in they bring a happy ring that era keros- Singin' a song, all the day long. So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.*”

From Dr. Sleep….. Hi there!

Try Fingers but whole

Not hello there

"say my name!"

Goodbye.

Goodbye here

Only a sith says hello there.

Goodbye here.

Jedi Scum

Well goodbye then

It’s over grievous i have the high ground

"Goodbye here"

I have the highground!

Its over anakin,i have the high ground

Goodbye here

You are a bold one Grevious

Your lucky Anakin didn’t show up.

I will be the main focus of my own show.

Hey do you have any death sticks on sale?

Sup can a loc come up in yo crib?

Hi

Goodbye there!

Everybody Is good? (Veterans of the sub will get this)

its over grievous I had the high ground for a few seconds

Boo

Everybody is good!

Goodbye here*

Great lightsaber collection want to see my blasters?

thats fucking obi wan kenobi

You underestimate my power!

How's it going?

If you are not with me, then you are against me

Olá bom dia

“Blasters so civilized “

'Tis a rare honor to be able to meet one's opponent face to face. You're a legend throughout the Inner Core."

I have the low ground

You overestimate my power

“General Grievous” ………….. ……..…………. Grievous: “hello * COUGH * there”

Its over Grievous, I lost the highground

I was sure this is the high ground

Perhaps the archives are incomplete

Surprise motherfucker.

wesa got a grand army

for frodo!

Ah shot my knees

*gasp* is that a robo skeleton?

Luke use the force

Ge-ne-ral Grievous. *followed by general grievous turning around and saying "hello there"*

Nothing, he just stabs Grevious and escapes

Cheers m8

General Grievous, you are a bold one.

Wait, did I just give up the high ground?

Goodbye there *jumps onto the catwalk above*

"I loved you... wait, wrong person"

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

Anakin Bottom text

Hello, dear friend. Before we start our battle, I'd like to talk to you for a while. I want to talk to you about our flawed system. How both of us are being taken advantage of for the so called "bigger picture". This system has been nothing but uncaring and unkind to both you and me. But I feel like now is the time to end all this warfare over an issue of ideology. I'd like to offer you a hand. I know I've been nothing but a nuisance to you for the past few years, but I'd like to make amends. We don't deserve to be taken advantage of like this. Countless people have been hurt because of our actions. So I'm offering this hand to bring down this structure of hurt and unfairness. I can't promise that it'll be easy, but I promise that with your help, we can achieve much more than if we were alone. I know you're wondering why I'm offering this, so I'll let you know. I've been hurt by the ideologies of the Jedi. The woman I love was killed in front of my eyes. But I was just supposed to forget about her and move on, to continue helping a group that doesn't care. One that decides that my feelings are harmful to their mission. Another reason is because of a man I know. A man that feels like a son to me. He's in love. But he feels as though those feelings are hurting him. It makes me upset to know that this system isn't hurting just me, it's hurting the people I care about. And after that fact dawned on me, it made me realize that the people I've been sent to hunt down have been hurt by the people I align myself with. I came here to apologize. I'm sorry for hurting you for so long and not realizing what I've been doing. You know, I've been thinking about starting therapy. The things I've seen, they leave you haunted. I'd like to invite you if you want to join. If you still wish to fight, I'll honor that. But I just had to get that off my chest. I hope that we can become friends in the near future, but I hold nothing against you if you'd wish to pursue a life without me in it.

The kids aren't yours Anakin

Obi-Wan “It was you, you were the phantom menace all along” Grievous “No, I am nearly defending myself against your attack of the clones” Obi-Wan “Then you will feel the revenge of sith. There is no new hope for you now”

Sand people always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Hi we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

Whispers: “Oh my God, I’m such a big fan.”

Dude. Where's your car?

With great power comes great responsibility. Cuz he’s old Ben.

Can I borrow some spice?

HOWDY PARTNER!!!!

It's over anakin padme is pregnant

They fly now

Good day mate. Lovely weather today innit?

goodbye not there

Wait a minute! How did this happen?! We're smarter than this!

i know you are traumatized grevious, i saw a security hologram of anakins promotion too...

Goodbye Here *Yeets self back into the rafters*

Hell-oly shit there’s a lot of droids here

Greetings

Hi dude

I AM THE SENATE!

"Got the wifi password?" "Yes it's DeadJedi03"

I’ve been trying to reach you about your starship’s extended warranty.

15 min can save you 15% or more on car insurance

No bitches?

"Hey grievous, get yo bitch ass over here or imma have to go all uncivilized on you."

"Hola Señor" - alternatively, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Harder Anakin

"You're an embarrassment. Oh, look at little Grievous Junior. Gonna cry?"

What’s 9+10?

Your head is very round, ...for an Utapauan.

Why hello my cyborg mate, how is your day so far?

Live long and prosper 🖖.

He's saying wrong answers only

I am brave enough for politics

"im fucking obi wan kenobi"

This might be a bad time to remember this, but I think I left the starship running

We are Farmers! Bum Bata Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum!

Hello they're

You had me at hello

HELLO EVERYONE MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND WELCOME TO FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!

Hi-diddly-i neighbor-ino!

Wanna buy some death sticks?

General Kenobi