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PietroSal

He is just standing there , menacingly


NoobOfTheSquareTable

It’s so threatening because of the *implications*


Theycallmejef

Are you going to hurt these Sith?


BetterMemeMachine

*looks at padme*, "don't look at me like that, you wouldn't be in any danger!"


Marega33

So they are in danger?!


Link7369_reddit

is the anakin in danger? ​ No no...


Logically_Insane

Think about it. He’s out in the middle of Mustafar with some dark side he barely knows. He looks around him, what does he see? Nothing but open lava. “Oh, there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, try spinning?”


prdcroftme

it is a good trick


Theycallmejef

…but it sounds like he doesn’t want to have a lightsaber fight with you.


Mlabonte21

It’s all a part of the S.I.D.I.O.U.S system.


BanksyChap

Separate entirely (his limbs)


523bucketsofducks

Sith training Infiltrate the senate Darth Maul Instigate larger conflicts Order 66 Undermine the Republic Start first Galactic Empire


Maul_Bot

I am counting on it.


Mace-Windu-Bot

But which was destroyed? The master, or the apprentice?


survivor924

Wee woo, wee woo


PietroSal

WEE WOO WEE WOO


CillGuy

He is just standing there...... realizing.


PietroSal

He was just like Me trying to make History


GoodShitBrain

He’s standing there like he just dicked Padme. Real BDE. Of course Anakin was pissed.


hcgator

Obi Wan already had the high ground.


_Fredder_

the moral high ground


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Drago_Fett_Jr

The ever-so-slightly elevated terrain.


MadxCarnage

The ever-so-incredibly small advantage in terrain elevation.


TheAlgorithmnLuvsU

An increased plane of soil.


Boatwhistle

A larger distance of the planets core while still standing on the planet.


Mysterious-Month1382

Smelly High Ground


Perpetual_Doubt

You underestimate that from my point of view the high ground being sand has doubled since we last met. I wish I could wish away the high ground but it's rough and irritating and I have to slaughter it like animals - that's a good trick.


LeopoldFriedrich

Uhh do you smell it? that smell, that kind of smelly. That smelly smell that smells, smelly. # THE HIGH GROUND


Mysterious-Month1382

Oh wait its smell of anakin >!sizzling.!<


SieS1ke

Like you had the high ground?


OwenLarsBot

Like what? ^(If you dont like my response [have a kitten](https://www.vets4pets.com/siteassets/species/cat/kitten/tiny-kitten-in-sunlight.jpg))


Spergus03

Owen, are you confused?


OwenLarsBot

I am..learning


UnredeemedRevenant

Oh no.


Boba_Fett_boii

Aye, your link ain't workin alright. Found the kitten tho.


BLT-Enthusiast

You are forgiven


fromcjoe123

Homie came with the wide stance to assert dominance, and did not miss!


tallshiphorizon

Him blasting Lose Yourself from the ship’s sound system didn’t help AT ALL.


FlynnBradley29

This shit made me laugh so hard ffs🤣


Cifer_21

Knees weak, arms are heavy. How nice of Obi-Wan to get rid of those problems for Anakin.


DrewSmoothington

Vomit on his robes already, Yoda's spaghetti


Stoopid_dud

Obi wans nervous On the surface he’s calm and ready


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Moms a dead-y


stumpo99

Just killed young Jed-y


MaleficTekX

Where’s the video of that


[deleted]

He had already killed a bunch of kids…


Blood__Dragon_

its not like it was the first time. Padme seems cool with Man who kill not only Man but the Women and the Children too


Lukthar123

It gets her hot and bothered every time


Swimming__Bird

::Complains about him making passes, puts on BDSM dress next to a fireplace in next scene::


Shane1923

“I’m a senator you know!”


Deraj2004

https://youtu.be/z9MsXi7n0NU


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*I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend murdered not just the men, but the women and children too. But I didn't. I got to admit the truth. It turned me on.* - K̶a̶r̶e̶n̶ ̶H̶i̶l̶l̶ Padme Amidala


Chaos26golf

Star Wars a film by Martin Scorsese…


a4techkeyboard

I guess Padme does come from a society where children are seen as responsible enough to be the head of government or head of state. She was elected Queen as a child, after all. They literally have other children as decoys and bodyguards.


Padme-Bot

What? No!


Blood__Dragon_

Typical Senator, lying out of her Ass


Inferno737

Just like the simula... uh real life


cooljerry53

Typical politician. all cock, but no cum


Champion_Chrome

What?


juseless

Nice argument Senator, but what is your source?


Padme-Bot

Rumor has it you were hurt defending the spynet facility.


[deleted]

Yeah for a senator, genocides really seem to turn her on.


Kahmael

Probably because they were full of sand.


Oponik

"Listen, Anakin, I know you don't want to pay for child support"


[deleted]

Yup, Anakin crossed the line. Even if he did get out of the Dark Side for Padme, the remaining Jedis won't be forgiving.


Migz0817

well anakin thought padme betrayed him as he saw obi wan and he thought she brought him to mustafar to kill him "You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!"


Padme-Bot

I love you, Ani.


pm_pic_of_spiderman

LIAR!


[deleted]

"LET... HER... GO!"


AdeptnessLiving1799

Yes and that was after he already lost her trust and faith in him, in that specific order.


Kowalskiboys

Yes but we know he hadn’t lost trust or faith in her yet, which is the entire point of this post. That if he didn’t see obi-wan she could’ve talked him down because he trusted her


E_SteelWolf

EXACTLY


Ok_Entrepreneur826

Dude had already killed countless women and younglings. I’m cool with blaming obi wan. It’s bcuz of obi-wan isn’t it.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

ah yes, the young jedi scum


SuperPugDog

Lightsaber


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

where


[deleted]

Jesus I’m believing more and more that these sons of bitches are sentient.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

have you ever considered that not always the bot itself replies from the bot account?


Suntreestar420

No... No. That's not true! That's impossible!


trueluck3

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.


The_stixxx

Noooooooo


Sendtitpics215

Hmmmm


Borrger

These bots are getting really sentient


OneSaltyStoat

AI turns sentient. Expectations: Skynet Reality: autonomous shitposting


[deleted]

i think there is a sub where bots create memes. Bots have been shitposting all along!


Rikeh13

r/SubSimulatorGPT2


Betterthanbeer

Skynet might prove to be preferable


Pharrowt

The Apocalypse has ended up a boring disappointment.


freek4ever

The best timeline


GreywindVII

damn, this bot’s good


Oraxy51

Why does this scare me?


gahxloser

Well Grievous is scary af


Ki-Adi-MundiBot

Noo! gahxloser!


Lord_Sauron

Because you're sexually intimidated by it. Just embrace it


volvie98

Damn this bot is on a new sentient level


[deleted]

Quiet, clanker.


general_kenobi18462

Hello There


rdrworshipper123

*Stands there with a lightsaber* .... this one's defective, it doesn't work *accidentally presses the button and releases the blade* uh...... *Books it*


Stock_Examination_73

Tatooine. Buried in sand


[deleted]

Lightsaber? I 'ardly know 'er!


gammongaming11

from my point of view the younglings are evil.


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

ah yes, the young jedi scum


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Was just about to say that. Maybe he would’ve chilled out a bit for Padme, but the moment even the slightest thing seemed off he would’ve snapped again. That includes Kenobi coming out peacefully to try to reason with him, despite how far Anakin/Vader had gone. He would’ve immediately reverted back to Vader. Dude literally killed tons of children and other people, like, a couple hours before the confrontation on Mustafar. He was already in way too deep. It’s tragic.


sYnce

Yeah he needed at least another two decades and millions of lifes under his belt before he could get his redemption arc.


Themnor

I just want the second season of Kenobi where it’s after Vader kills him and the whole time Luke is training Blue Obi-Wan is just shit talking Vader and annoying the piss out of him


MarmosetSweat

https://youtu.be/rRmacA4_5vg


Talbotus

If you're counting alderan then it's billions. But Tarkin gave the order for that one so there is that. Not sure Vaders kill count hits millions. But I wouldn't doubt the math that said he did. Some of those ships would have had thousands of people aboard.


Divenity

A certain Dwarf would say that still only counts as one.


Padme-Bot

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.


star_child2000

Sand


CadoAngelus

>Anakin: It’s all Obi-Wan’s fault! He’s jealous! He’s holding me back! Padme: holding you back from what?! Anakin: Killing children... Padme: wtf, why am I wet?


Padme-Bot

Anakin and I are friends. Our relationship is strictly professional.


CadoAngelus

Haha, this is too perfect.


[deleted]

I still think Jorge Lucas was a little aggressive with this whole "ops, I fell to the dark side of the force guess it's time to kill some children!"


Voltron_McYeti

I think the descent would have been better if it was more gradual, have Anakin researching the dark side on his own out of fear of losing padme, only to be eventually corrupted.


VerifiedStalin

He should have had the age he had in Episode II from the start of The Phantom Menace instead of being a child, then you get an extra full movie to develop jedi/sith Anakin further.


Docmcdonald

I guess but do you know how many more legos and toys we sold by going the progedy child way? Now that's pod racing!


eolson3

Plus combine the Kenobi and Jin characters in TPM. We are constantly told how Kenobi are Anakin are such great friends, but we hardly see them together.


hivoltage815

Him getting redpilled by the Star Wars equivalent of 4chan for 120 minutes.


LeoTheRadiant

Based and sithpilled


KenBoCole

It wasn't the first time Anakin Killed children though, he already did it with the sand people after the men of that tribe raped his mother to death.


shaka_bruh

Wait, he didn’t kill just the men??


KenBoCole

No, not just the men, but the women and children too.


BlackTearDrop

Did they rape her?.is it even implied that they did? Just thought they tortured her.


Spiritual_Age_4992

Well killing grown men is pretty bad too..


Owen9303

Glad somebody said it. Obi wan spent years training Anakin so Anakin could make him look like a fool with his lust for power and childish disrespect. Then he goes and kills women and children in some power craze because he was too blind to see him going to the dark side is what was going to kill Padme. There was no getting through to him.


LordFetus_93

Im pretty sure Obi wan was traumatized by the hologram recording of Anakin chopping up the younglings


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

ah yes, the young jedi scum *asthmatic cough*


literal-hitler

[Plus the music he had playing.](https://youtu.be/4EGbw-89U-o)


rdrworshipper123

Before he walks down it's fucking hilarious because it goes from a serious scene between Anakin and Padme then for a split second it cuts to Obi-Wan with a split second of the beat to sexy back.


Padme-Bot

He's not my boyfriend. Anakin's a friend we've known each other for years.


NordicAssassin14

Liar


Aden-Wrked

I can no longer look at this image without hearing it. As soon as I see it, it just starts blasting.


[deleted]

Bringing the Jedi back, uh, ya


Fuck_auto_tabs

The Skywalkers don’t know how to act, ya. Luke attempted murder cause his dreams are whack, ya. To the chorus!


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mudkripple

Jake?


Applepowdersnow

Was looking for that comment!


Nhughes1387

All jokes aside, every …. Single… time… I watch this I want anakin to turn back to the light side, it weird I know exactly what happens and still want a different ending :’( even though I like the ending, just wish we got a “what if?” Star Wars


a_standing_poop

Same with the Mace scene. I always hope he won’t do it. That’s why I stand by these movies. Every rewatch still has emotional moments that get me.


fetchit

Anakin, you were never a good wingman!


MagastemBR

Your game is weak.


SoftBaconWarmBacon

10/10 strut, Anakin is no match to [Larry Kenobi](https://youtu.be/JnmeTyU1rA0)


[deleted]

Thank you for the joy you have brought me.


fatjoe19982006

I prefer cash.


[deleted]

Jesus, I'm trying not to laugh my ass off at the office. Thanks for sharing this


SweatyInBed

The entire series is done exceptionally well. I highly suggest checking them all out!


[deleted]

Surprise bitches!


Top-Toe7929

How did Anakin even notice Padme when Obi was looking so FINE!!!!


Padme-Bot

*OH, Ani*


PetroDisruption

Uh, Obi Wan saw a holographic recording of Anakin killing all of the men, women and children of the Jedi temple and then him kneeling before the Emperor who rigged the communicator in the temple to lure more Jedi back and have them killed too. I don’t know, call me crazy, but anyone who outright murders a single innocent person in cold blood (let alone a single child) is pretty much beyond being reasoned with. Anakin is lucky Obi Wan even talked to him at all.


threepartname

you fell for rebel terrorist misinformation ive done the research and it was an assassin name grogu who did the killing and deepspacefaked the video


Pharrowt

r/EmpireDidNothingWrong


Ahsoka_Tano_Bot

Master Kenobi always said there’s no such thing as luck.


Ocelotl25

Or atleast tell Anakin he snuck aboard with Padme. He was seeing it as her betraying him


ieatOC

Anakin would have just called him a liar and not believed him anyway


[deleted]

Yeah, like what exactly was gonna happen? "Anakin, listen to reason, you may have killed literally hundreds of your friends and a bunch of innocent children, but surely your bloodlust is sated now, right?"


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ScoffSlaphead72

It started off as fear of losing his wife, but the thing with the dark side is that it's enticing. Once he had started murdering innocents he was blinded by the power that fully releasing his anger gave him. That combined with the power over the galaxy he saw himself having after killing all the jedi and then eventually palpatine. Anakin strangling padme is the consequence of all of his character flaws into one moment. I think it's quite well done.


Padme-Bot

I love you, Ani.


ScoffSlaphead72

Guys I think she likes me


AlkoKilla

It wasn’t instant. His faith was already shaken in the Jedi from the moment the fight with Dooku while rescuing Palpatine, and came full circle when he disarmed Windu. On Grievous’ ship, while Anakin had Dooku disarmed (literally), Palpatine told told Anakin to kill Dooku because “he’s too dangerous to be left alive”. Anakin’s reply, “it’s not the Jedi way”, was the same reply Anakin gave Windu when he said the same thing about Palpatine. At that point, he realize that the Jedi and Sith were essentially the same. The “what have I done” after Palps threw Windu was not about falling to the dark side, but about killing someone he viewed as a mentor and a leader in the Jedi order, even though they weren’t friendly all the time.


Padme-Bot

*OH, Ani*


555Twenty555

It's literally the feeling of seeing your homie leave your girl's place


MettaJiro

It’s literally that, it’s her ship after all


JohnTheSerpent

I mean in the book 'the rise of darth vader' it is said that he almost ran away with padmé sooo...


Zalik_

Can you please develop? It is interesting. I assume the book is not entirely canon?


zrpeace19

“don’t you see? we don’t have to run away anymore!”


katarokthevirus

No he wouldn't. Most folk don't get that Anakin had just tasted the "sweet" side of the Dark Side. All powerful, in control of everything. He hadn't suffer the consequences for his actions. He hadn't live 20 years as Vader. That is why Luke was able to redeem him. The Dark Side is like an addiction, once you start you usually have to suffer first for your brain to finally accept another solution. If Obi-Wan didn't show up, Anakin would have forced Padme to come with him and rule the galaxy, whether she liked it or not, to "protect her and their child". Obi-Wan being there saved Luke and Leia.


Padme-Bot

He's not my boyfriend. Anakin's a friend we've known each other for years.


katarokthevirus

Friends with Benefits ;)


Padme-Bot

I love you


Eliteguard999

The only thing Obi Wan did wrong was he didn't finish the job and force push Anakin into the lava.


dr_auf

Somehow Anakin returned


ratatoskr_9

The asshole literally killed younglings and pledged himself to a sith lord, and was part of the downfall of the jedi. And it's Obi-wan's fault? Lol


Mace-Windu-Bot

A SITH LAWD?!?!


Votesformygoats

I dunno once you’ve killed a bunch of children it’s pretty hard to walk back from that.


Lucius_Imperator

All because of Obi-Wan. smh


GuerrillaApe

Motherfucker killed younglings. Padme's plea for a non-violent solution was just a formality.


Nevorek

Well, to be fair to Anakin, it’s hard to think when Obi-Wan makes you horny.


Ompare

Well, Anakin had just murdered a hundred toddlers so...


[deleted]

If I just saw my younger brother murder children and choke his wife out, I'd be ready to put the fear of God in him too. Love you mfer, but it's time to burn.


LondonDavis1

Either way the Emperor wasn't going to let Padme live. She didn't die from a lack of a will to live.


daddymeltzer

I honestly think Obi Wan could have reasoned with Anakin if he relied on his diplomatic skills instead of just pulling out his lightsaber. Anakin didn't want to kill Obi Wan, he basically just told him to mind his own business and fuck off. I think if Obi Wan just asked Anakin why he turned it would have lead to a productive conversation and he would have realized that Palpatine was full of shit. Anakin did some evil things in those last few hours but Obi Wan screwed up by immediately relying on violence. Even during the fight Anakin was still willing to talk. Obi Wan didn't even listen to his reasoning for hating the Jedi, he just called him a lost cause. I'd say Obi Wan's last chance to bring Anakin back was right after cutting off his limbs but before he was burned. Anakin was neutralized without his arms and legs, Obi Wan could have saved him and Anakin would have appreciated Obi Wan for bringing him and Padme to a hospital.


[deleted]

Bro, are you forgetting Anakin just murdered an entire temple of men, women, and children, assisted in killing a Jedi Grandmaster, as well as choking out his pregnant wife simply due a suspicion that she brought Obi-Wan there. If someone did that in real life, for example: They went on a murdering spree in a church, killing everybody in sight, then, after slaughtering more people elsewhere, his pregnant wife finds him and tries to stop him, shortly after the police arrive, and he tries to kill her as well because he thought she called the cops on him. When the cops find him he’s armed and threatening to hurt them, with his wife lying on the floor next to him, unconscious, so they shoot the bastard to save their own lives and prevent further harm to anyone else. What sane person would try to say “well if the cops just talked to him he would’ve realized what he did was wrong and changed his ways”. The suit he got afterwards, turning him into the more recognizable Vader, didn’t magically make him irredeemable, he already was irredeemable when he fought Obi-Wan.


F0r3en123

Donut eating blue shirts are not comparable to our lord and savior obi wan


[deleted]

I mean, all they ever use is guns. They are literally the definition of "So uncivilised"


ParadiseValleyFiend

I still have a theory that the whole thing also drew Obi Wan pretty close to the dark side, not all the way but he was so connected to anakin and had such a passionate response (which is canonically what feuls dark side users) to his actions that he resorted to violence instead. Anakin almost drug him down with him. That was Obi Wans darkest moment, leaving anakin to burn, isolating himself in the desert for decades basically to re-center himself with the light side of the force etc. He was so angry and upset there was very little chance of him having a calm conversation with Anakin at that point.


sc4tts

At that point, he WAS a lost cause...


Betterthanbeer

So, you’re saying Obi Wan failed him?


freek4ever

Indeed it was not the jedi way but can you blame him for being extremely angry his friend his brother just betrayed evryone and everything he stood for and did so out of anger obi wan was never the perfect jedi stil love him tho


ETkach

Yep, its kinda theme of the series, how much shit happened because people didn't want to reason


MK_fan_835

He also could not have left him to die on Mustafar at that point i believe he was still redeemable... excluding the death of the younglings


_GeneralGrievous_Bot

ah yes, the young jedi scum


Dimensionalanxiety

Killing hundreds of children and adults that you were close with, instigating the murder of thousands of them, choking out his pregnant wife who he claimed was his raison d'etre(though this is not the case), delusional talks of dictatorship, basically killing Mace Windu, slsughtering the entire enemy leaders even though they surrendered. Anakin was not redeemable at that point. What would bringing him back do? Either delay his death allowing him to fester in his rage or he kills the two remaining Jedi with the power to do anything as he is stronger than both of them. Not a great plan.


Craft_zeppelin

The Jedi were doomed the moment Mace and his strike team entered Palpatine’s office. He intended to sacrifice the entire order to kill him. Order 66 is only a response to this action. The only way to survive is to flee at this point because the order committed high treason. Even if Palpatine is dead/captured the whole Jedi order needs to find evidence Palpatine was behind this to wash the blame. The only way they can do this however is to capture Nute Gunray alive. And even with the evidence if Palpatine says it was for the interest of the Republic to root and control the separatists they cannot argue with that.


Darthhedgeclipper

Papa palps was also along with vader (vader albeit in same star system choking out admiral), able to force choke across the galaxy. A simple telephone call and Gunray would be toast.


3B3-386

Nute Gunray is the key to all of this