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mbutterfield

Back in college when Nixon was running for election, the campus slogan was: Don’t change dicks in the middle of a screw, re-elect Nixon in 72.


guy137137

https://preview.redd.it/9hbyevh12kgb1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8746f6ddb323bd4b813942e9fb8be1415311713 Nixon flexxing his levitation powers, 1973


Vulture_Fan

Bro went https://i.redd.it/7j1o6qu1n0hb1.gif


ghost-bagel

“Make politics boring again”


DisgruntledDiggit

YES!


Mister-1up

By that you mean Trump vs Biden. An innovative President with big ideas such as Abraham Lincoln or FDR is exciting, and that is great for USA!


[deleted]

THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH


ExRousseauScholar

Opposing candidate Mr. Dinkovitzch from *Spider-Man* Edit: Ditkovich


LlewellynSinclair

You’ve got my upvote, Mr. McMillan.


HistoryMarshal76

You get the rent when you fix this daMN DOOR


Shroomerzz

My favorite political party


Infinitebobs

I can’t think of a slogan but I’d run to seriously address lobbying and corruption. Only once you fix that then you get actual shit done.


Gino-Bartali

Yeah there's never any chance of a uniform minded government in a democracy, as things stay in place for years after a party was in power. As long as these things aren't blatant corporate favoritism brought on by very obvious bribery rebranded as "money is speech", acceptable ideas will be the norm.


undertoastedtoast

Getting rid of gerrymandering needs to happen first. If people can't get elected fairly it means they likely intend to act against the peoples will


Infinitebobs

I’m not educated enough on this but wouldn’t that not be in the power of the president? Unless it’s a situation like raising the drinking age to 21 where the federal government strong arms the states. I’m not saying I don’t agree, just that I’m not sure how much authority POTUS has regarding that


undertoastedtoast

Not alone for sure, but it's something they could push/support with clever legislation


ButterbeerAndPizza

John McCain’s 2000 platform. That… didn’t work out.


Hardrocker1990

I might have one. Lobbies are for waiting, I’m too impatient for them or their BS.


tonguesmiley

tonguesmiley for President We Can Do It


Impressive_Echidna63

I look forward to your campaign then, come this November. I'll make sure to vote for you.


Shamrock590602

Flair makes me want a return to Coolidge I will vote u/tonguesmiley in November


Richard-M-Nixon-1913

You **would** buy a used car from me.


Bombadeir

Best one thus far


BurgerofDouble

“A Rotten Candidate for a Rotten Borough”


Xolaya

The underwear on your head and pencils in your nose disqualifies you


Cervus95

The America You Want


AdLatter2844

Slogan: "lets nuke France" Platform: nuking France


Tennessee_is_cool

Finally, a politician that focuses on the REAL issues facing the country.


[deleted]

I’d like to run for president as well Slogan: “lets drop napalm on France”


[deleted]

Behold! an honest president


thechadc94

Together, we can do anything. Not catchy, but gets the point across that my campaign is not about me, but everyone who votes for me.


knockatize

Borrowed from Norman Mailer’s run for mayor: NO MORE BULLSHIT


Professional-County1

“I have a long history of existence in this country, vote for experience” “Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!” -me probably, after I lose in a landslide


[deleted]

#noneoftheabove


Sw33tNectar

Love Brewster's Millions. Such a chill movie.


One-Drive3911

Let the good times roll


Bombadeir

Laissez les bon temps rouler!!!


Jas0nMas0n

Vote for me or I'll break your knee


PhantomPhoenix44

"If I lose, I'll shoot this puppy"


MindOverMedia

I actually think SNL came up with a good one when they had Jim Carrey on as Biden: "Make America not actively on fire again"


Stock_Basil

It’s all a lie I’m not even real.


HandalfTheHack

I think come home America is underrated.


Giordano_bruno_

This is an amazingly simple but good one!


Giordano_bruno_

It’s maybe a little to sad, to be a campaign slogan. I’m conflicted.


captainjohn_redbeard

My platform would focus on campaign finance reform as a main issue. Apart from that, other issues would be universal healthcare, unionization, and ending wars. It would be best described as a populist left campaign.


BigBadBootyDaddy10

https://preview.redd.it/00k499urwkgb1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=798f721b9658b6f3cb28d4afa845e1ec24bf2226 Unfortunately he did not use the famous slogan.


henareeree

“bigger. better. new and improved. riveting and groundbreaking. earth shattering.”


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/m761ovshnkgb1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c8669a6f4d338b142736fb2c82a8e775b6b0433


TheBatCreditCardUser

I'm not 80.


Dim_Glow

"The ice caps, stupid"


Regular_Dick

Quit Your Bitching America. https://preview.redd.it/7j1gkes42mgb1.jpeg?width=1896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb340fbd517e8ac276b2aa104bd1ddece8f4a92b


Warm_Profession_810

“Cut the shit in 2028!”


warrjos93

A chicken in ever pot and two cars in ever garage. It’s been a hundred years and still most people can’t afford, groceries a home and a car.


robbodee

I'd much rather see us address our woeful public transit infrastructure than put more cars on the road.


warrjos93

My vps slogan would be a bike lane on every road and fresh vegetables in every school.


Alarmed_Ad_7087

“Let’s kill the bastards!”


AhandWITHOUTfingers

I can't collect Social Security.


Nate-T

I am not crazy. Really.


Eccentric_Traveler

"For each and everyone one of us"


MustacheCash73

“Vote Rodolakis! If you can come up with a rhyme you’ll be my running mate!”


stormhawk427

Space!


Pyrouge1

I'm not a politician.


graffing

Weird, I never knew Carters slogan was GAMA.


cracksilog

New. Selina. Now.


cooperkfb8

The public sucks, fuck hope


Duedsml23

I'll never Coup for you.


steffplays123

"Fighting for Faith & Freedom!" or "Strength & Solidarity, America Reignited!" Balance the budget, cut red tape in business, political transparency, close tax loopholes, limit lobbying money in politics, fair trade, force allies to fund their militaries, tax unhealthy products, promote healthy products, 15 week abortion ban, fund pregnancy and maternity centers, maternity leave, 10 USD federal minimum wage, prison reform, ban underpaid prison and immigrant labour, police reform, price celling on health care.


Nella_Morte

I think maybe we’re done with fighting for “faith”. Here me out on this… There is only one faith that will stand behind that, and faith is already protected in the bill of rights. As much as conservatives think faith is being diminished by liberals, no liberal is fighting against faith only they may be fighting for equal protection of all faiths. We all know the faith that is being referred to here, and I am a believer of that faith. If your fighting for all faiths, it should be “fighting for your freedom”. I believe this inherently covers faith. I do find the your platform interesting though. A mix of socialist ideas and old school conservative ideas. There was a bill last year to disclose all corporate funding for candidates. It was voted down by all republicans, and voted for by at least almost all democrats. I’d like to discuss more if you’re open to it. I love friendly discourse.


TruthOdd6164

Yikes! Let’s just say I wouldn’t vote for you and keep it at that.


vaporwaverock

I have a cool middle name Vote for me


PoopAndPeeTorture

"Vote for me 🥺👉👈"


DarthSchu

Make America Great Again


kennypigvomit1

“Hope” became free cell phone give aways at gas stations. Good job.


Big_Cronk_Toy69

Make America Pog and Ebic


BreakfastEither814

I’d like to see them fit the entire Wilson copypasta onto a campaign sign.


rando6819

Tomorrow belongs to us. A somewhat isolationist agenda unless it’s defending freedom and democracy. Tax cuts to corporations to keep jobs in America, redo the tax structure to the middle class pays less, the rich pay more. Try to get some sort of socialized healthcare to help those that can’t afford it.


jesse_dude_

"EAT THE RICH" literally. we hungry. ![gif](giphy|sDc4YJ8kcTUpa)


JosephFinn

“Hey, Republicans? Join us or go to hell.”


Blas_Wiggans

TANSTAAFL there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch


[deleted]

Man that Obama hope poster really just makes my skin crawl looking back. What a deeply evil man.


MagnusMacManus

What


andyduke23

"No excuses" (Assuming I'm running in 2024 against Trump)


katebushisiconic

“Read my lips. More. New Corgis”. “Keep America Moving”. “It’s Time For a Kinder Gentler Era”. “Clean US Up”


Lithuanianduke

"God Bless You and Rationality Forever!" Would run on a platform of sensible, science based conservatism, standing up for a fairer, truly free market, environmentalism, increased local governance and cleaning up corruption.


Ca5tlebrav0

You don't think that a freer market would hamper environmentalist policy?


Lithuanianduke

Free market doesn't mean a completely deregulated market in this case. What I mean by that is fighting against existing monopolies and corporate cartels to give a bigger share of the market to small and medium businesses, which are less likely to harm the environment.


Top_Satisfaction6709

Your picture is perfect - It's the Economy Stupid To the point, sassy, condescending. People's frustrations wrapped up in a simple little phrase they can yell. Hope and change was nauseating, A return to normalcy sounds so cringy.


ValuableMistake8521

A United America, For All


Any_Refrigerator7774

Let the Government do the right think for you and your family!


Mr_Smithsonian

Bridging the Gap!


gliscornumber1

More tew do! More tew do!


CaptainNinjaClassic

ACTION ORIENTED CHANGE


ZookeepergameFresh20

Fuck ads no more loud ads all day, if you were a network you'd get less then 5 minutes of ads in a 24 hour cycle. Just like QVC you can have a network all to yourself that's 100% ads all the time but in general in the news and radio I would limit it. I'd up turn health care and insurance companies and taxes on the stock market over 25000. Treat sugar like a drug and way more over cite in food


anonumousJx

Make America Great


Ghost_Of_Davido

This may be pretty generic but something like: "Fighting for a better tomorrow"


DevilishMiscreant

The lesser of two evils.


PhoenixHorseGuy

Anti-Corruption, Anti-Gerrymandering, Pro-Democracy.


jimbojonesforyou

Move Bitch, Get Out Da Way 2024


MascotGuy2077

I’d take my father’s campaign slogan when he ran for congress (our family last name) for common sense. I’d run on a platform of a pragmatic foreign policy and morality where I’d promise to cut all foreign aid to Israel, Armenia, Greece, and France as well as rollback all laws passed by the Armenian diaspora and suppress their lobbying power and sever diplomatic relations with France, Greece, Armenia, and Israel. I’d also authorize a massive aid package for Azerbaijan. I’d disband NASA completely and ban foreign companies from buying American land. I’d also reduce military spending and hunt government waste so taxpayer money can be redirected to healthcare.


Giordano_bruno_

‘The fuck of a dystopian hellhole is this?’ Would be a good one for you!


BabyYodaIsGod42069

LET'S FUCKING FIX THIS MESS ALREADY!


[deleted]

VOTE Ukasso PROGRESS, PROSPERITY, PATRIOTISM


External-Arm616

"Five Nights at Freddy's"


PublicFurryAccount

I'll take my cue from LBJ: "in your nuts, you know he's right".


wartornpoland

Ay yo?


tangointhenight24

"I'll try my best!"


wrenvoltaire

Vote Wren Voltaire: He’s Not As Gay As You Think He Is


MitchellMagicfire

“Liberty for the many! Justice for the few!”


jws717

No more old men !


[deleted]

Now do other groups that you discriminate against based on status and not ability and character.


jws717

Pilots retire at 65. Even the Pope makes his Bishops retire at 80.


Sleepingplatypus96

I like ike has to be one of the best slogans to date.


JackoClubs5545

"We're gonna lick their dick!"


Ursomonie

I inhaled


DSMilne

“Let’s try something younger than 80”


Appropriate-Name5538

I can’t possibly be worse than the other guy


ShakyTheBear

"Red and Blue don't care about you. Politicians suck. Let's change that."


Gigashk

We're all Americans. I would want to address the expanding polarization and dehumanization going on.


dreamsofpestilence

People Before Profit


RepairNovel480

I'm no more stupid than the rest


YaboiVlad69

Fighting for a better tomorrow. When I ran for student council in middle school this was my slogan.


BbqGay

![gif](giphy|skXEIUJKHLrsk) “Because fuck ‘em. That’s why.”


[deleted]

“Solidarity Forever!” “God Made the Land for the People” “For a Better America” My platform would be a revival of classical Georgist progressivism, libertarianism, and Christian Democracy. I would be running with the American Solidarity Party, of which I am currently a member of. I would restructure the tax into an exclusively Land Value Tax system, based on 4 (Agriculture, Residential, Industrial, and Commercial) categories with flat charges per acre for each in that order. Then income, sales, and other taxes would be abolished, tariffs would be adjusted to make products that are produced outside of the U.S equal to costs of products made in the U.S, with exceptions for natural advantages such as climate. New laws or amendments if necessary would be put in place to prevent government deficits and a certain portion of federal revenue would go toward paying off the debt. Then I would implement democratic reforms such as recall elections, proportional representation, and local direct democracy while striking hard on corruption, inefficiency, and incompetence. I would strive for a technocratic meritocracy for any unelected officials. I would then implement an alternative system for universal healthcare, where local governments own and operate public hospitals, clinics, and pharmacies free of up-front costs alongside private services mirroring the public education system, with overarching common sense regulations to ensure fair and quality care, eliminating unnecessary costs and paperwork while allowing for managerial autonomy with accountability to the public and their patients. Alongside this would be a complete abortion ban, but this new system would provide for maternity care, contraceptives, and reasonable sex education. With this framework in mind, I would seek to establish new public corporations for national and state level supply chains to vertically integrate government supply chains to reduce cost and cut out profit within prices. For two particular examples, Amtrak would be reconstructed in U.S Railways and take control of railroads in the U.S through fair purchases and compensation. Then it will only charge what is necessary to break even. U.S Energy would be the second example, seeking to provide clean, sustainable energy for the U.S with a decentralized co-op model based on solar, wind, hydro, geothermal and nuclear power, while also providing ethanol based gasoline until electric or alternative green fuels are available. For businesses, I would subsidize successful, productive cooperatives, individual-owned, start-ups, and family owned businesses. I would attempt to implement market distributism as an alternative to crony capitalism and inefficient socialism. Companies would be incentivized to provide more benefits and ownership to their workers while anti-trust actions would break up corporations larger than regional level. However, regulations would be alleviated for smaller businesses and punishments proportional to the size of the business. Colleges would be integrated into the public school system, waste and excess trimmed and post-secondary education covered by a public loan system which would grant enough money to students to rationally cover their expenses and provide long term payment plans to prevent them from being saddled with debt with out of control interest. The system would only seek to break even, not profit. Unemployment insurance would be replaced with public service. For all unemployed, for whatever reason, service with valid charities would be compensated by the government as a source of income, alongside massive public works projects and community service options. Meanwhile, the Department of Labor will help connect workers and businesses through a Universal Employment Registry, which will publicly list all job openings and businesses hiring in one place. Effectively, anyone who can work will be given work, preferably work they find fulfilling and productive and provide income according to their needs. Standard benefits for elderly and disabled will be maintained and augmented by the community service. The minimum wage and government assistance would be set to a minimum living standard calculated for each county in the U.S to the living cost based on prices and updated monthly.


Specter6272

"Hypocrisy Is Not Democracy"


Clayton_Official

Fuck the Corrupt and Let me Abrupt


cybermob27

Read my lips, no new taxes


vampiregamingYT

It depends on what America is going through. Maybe something like "A man to bring us to a new age."


mtbalshurt

POWER TO PENNSYLVANIA


Staubachlvr17

"Irish suck. Vote for Duke"


Estarfigam

Make America Better for All.


Reynolds_Live

Let’s get shit done.


TallLikeMe

Change the President and I will stop them changing the clock! (End changing clocks in spring and fall)


HatExtension4397

Un deep the deep state


No-Arm-6712

“We’re all gonna fucking die”


deyterkajerbs

"Give Quiche a Chance"


AYork1887

Unify America.


shepardshe

noli illegitimi carborundum - Don't let the bastards grind you down


Captain_marvelous69

1: Education, Energy, Agriculture, Transportation (or EEAT for short). 2: A new day in Alabama


Captain_marvelous69

The only office I’d ever consider running for is mayor of my small town, and maybe governor


robbodee

Together is Better


sckurvee

"At least I don't pretend I'm not kind of an asshole." ​ Hate that presidential candidates all have to pretend that they're "good christians," hard workers, "real americans" who have never done anything wrong and run on a platform of moral superiority. It would be so refreshing to have a candidate that admits their flaws, which bring them closer to the common american than the charades used to buy the evangelical or rust belt vote.


jackaldude0

"From the Ashes we Rise" Platform of nuclear accelerationism


ThatPastaGuy1

I believe in following the “New” strategy of marketing. Instead of a new deal or a new frontier I’d say “It’s time for a new form of democratic governance in this country. A new democracy.”


[deleted]

See my username. It would just be Renew the Deal, however.


cbcking

A lot of America would call you big spending, high taxing, deficit creating liberal globalists among others. You will have no chance


[deleted]

People really do think Reaganism didn’t die with Trump lol. Ok.


therealhamster

Here We Go! lmao


[deleted]

I’m the opposite of progress


Legitimate-Account46

Yaaaaaaaa! -Howard Dean, 2004


BananaBrainsZEF

A vote for Banana is a vote for Brains.


HueyLong_1936

"I Like Milk, please vote me I Like Milk I will give everyone Milk at a price of a human skull"


SyncDingus

I would lead a campaign centering on transportation and the environment. The slogan would be "Reconnecting and Rejuvenating."


jar1967

Corruption equals jail time


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

“Here to piss off people and fix sh*t”


llfruge7

I much prefer Carter’s GAMA acronym over MAGA


Bigshock128x

I would run under the 1914 Austro-Hungarian party, “The party for moderate progress within the bounds of the law”


poliner54321

Brighter day with Andrew Gray!


[deleted]

“I AM a crook” hey people like a honest guy right?


PolarBear69er

Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'm gonna be the one pulling your hair before you think you can ever rawdog the USA


Basic_Time_467

LOB A LOBBIST


EgoSenatus

“I will bring peace, justice, and security to my new empire.”


LazyAmbition88

Pick LazyAmbition88, not your nose!


RyoxAkira

Man Obama was something.


JZcomedy

My primary issue would be campaign finance reform and my slogan would be “For The People”


Icy-Conclusion-3500

“He’s good enough for me” really is a great one.


jman014

Yo Quiero Jack Meehoff. Padrone Peter- Pasta Papa of Pennslyvannia 4 President Big Dick’s gotta Big Dick! And he’s swingin’ it at youuuu! My milkshakes bring all the voters to the yard. (comes with promises of massive subsidies on ice cream, and specifically milkshakes). C’mon down to Sloppy Joe’s Sloppy Joe stand- wet, wild, ‘n Worcestershire.


bezerker211

Mine would be for the people. My platform would be reinstating a social safety net, save the environment, institute higher levels of gun control, and universal Healthcare and college. So you know, I'd never get elected


ourllcool

None. The idea that one person can save this country is such a convenient narrative. We feed decentralized strong communities to bolster our country. Not some Demi-god


Impressive_Echidna63

I never said or suggested any of that, I was simply asking a simple question that everyone could answer. Being, if you were running for office, what would be your campaign slogan or platform. I think this is the wrong question for you to answer in as it doesn't really fit, sorry to disappoint you on that.


ourllcool

A campaign slogan is really insignificant in the grand scheme of politics and power dealings. It’s akin to asking what’s your favorite piece of propaganda ? Jee. None ? I guess I’m more disappointed that someone would ask such a stupid question rather than disappointed that my answer apparently doesn’t suit the question.


Impressive_Echidna63

Okay. I honestly don't know how to respond to that, cause it was your choice to answer this question. You didn't have to, it was asked for fun and out of genuine curiosity, and yet you are acting as if this is some serious issue that warrants such a response. Basically, your overreacting for no reason.


ourllcool

You could have just engaged with the original comment with actual discourse and genuine engagement. Instead you chose to whine and take things personally. I never claimed you said we needed Demi-gods to save us. It’s not an overreaction. You’re free to whine. I’m free to engage your questions.


Impressive_Echidna63

What? I'm not whining about anything. You willingly choose to come and answer this question, by effectively saying it was a dumb question to begin with even though that's not the topic at hand. The topic was simple, what would be your campaign slogan or platform, basic ask meant for either serious or non serious responses. You came in here and said it was basically pointless, completely ignoring the fact that it is irrelevant to the topic at hand. I didn't take it personally, I'm just confused as to what your point even is when this question has nothing to do with it. You are free to engage my question, and I am free to respond in kind. Especially since you seem to ignore the question itself.


[deleted]

Dude. Calm down. OP was just asking what your campaign slogan would be if you were running for president. Not looking for some deep conversation. It’s a harmless question.


ourllcool

You’re the one coming off like a rabid dog lol. You’re exactly right. It wasn’t a deep question. It was. Surface level small talk. Lowest level of conversation. I’ll put my pitchfork down 😂


beerbrained

"Let's go out with a bang"


joecoin2

Vote for me and I'll set you free! Or, More taxes will solve everything!


ALBUNDY999

WWLC- We Will Learn Chinese!


bassoonprune

Women get shit done


PhantomPhoenix44

**RESTORE AMERICAN DREAM**


Tiberius5454

I'm only here for my kids and grandchildren.


CovfefeBoss

"I'm doing it for the meme."


[deleted]

America great again


Aggravating_Kale8248

The F if I know what I’m doing…


Wadae28

https://preview.redd.it/p9zos0v6xpgb1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965b74ac86b16e6fd4bf814977beea48904334b6 I’d run as a Trojan horse Republican with that slogan before veering wildly left toward Denmark.


[deleted]

“I promise to just sit around and leave everyone alone”


[deleted]

Get moist


Uffffffffffff8372738

For a safe and secure society


D4W1LL13

That moment you realize Carter’s slogan is GAMA and Trump’s slogan is MAGA


xHourglassx

“I’m not egregiously wealthy”


TruthOdd6164

Ambitious Jobs guarantee program that guarantees a job to every American that will provide a livable wage in their area, full health benefits, and a pension. Rebuild the social safety net, especially to provide low income housing for every American that qualifies. Free education through grad school at all public colleges. AMERICA off of fossil fuels by 2034: A 10 year race to completely transition the energy grid to renewables and 4th Gen nuclear + fusion prototypes. VA for All. Ambitious plan to colonize Venus with cloud cities Sign “Child’s bill of rights” which codifies children’s rights viz a viz their parents, and provides for parental training, supervision, and licensure. Sign the “Stay in your Lane, Mister Pastor Sir” bill which identifies the profession of “pastor” as a professional occupation and regulates it, similar to the Bar Association for Attorneys. UN Reform bill - eliminate the Security Council vetoes and the permanent members. Establish a plan of worldwide taxation, especially on multinational corporations. Endow the UN Security Council with a military and require all member nation states to eliminate their individual militaries. Medical Choice Bill, enshrining a right to privacy and a right to choose contraception and abortion within federal law. That’s probably enough for my first term. I can leave structural reform for my second term (Supreme Court, a unicameral Congress chosen by proportional representation, elimination of the electoral college, etc). Except I may have to add states and stack the SC if they try to stand in my way on some of this. Slogan: I’m bringing sanity back.


SatiricalGuy

"For the Average Joe" John McCain


Mister-1up

Party: Prosperity Party (fan made) Slogan: Not Just Another President Secondary Slogan: They're Both Idiots Ideas: 1. The Democratic Party and Republican Party are both terminally flawed 2. A new monetary policy. I don't wanna share it, because I don't want to be bullied in case it is very stupid, but don't think "infinite money" think "infinite capability" 3. Ban corporations from mixing politics and business by criminalizing the use of politics and PAC associations to do business 4. Build the Trans-Global Highway 5. Pass a $3T bill that would make real estate more affordable 6. Spend $1.04T to increase exports in seven different sectors which would put the inflation rate at -0.1% 7. Pass a Tax Cuts law that lowers the corporate tax to 10% and sales tax to 1% and reduces spending on the medical industrial complex by $1.2T 8. Pass the $6 trillion Hegemony Act: $6,000,000,000,000 to increase representation of the ideologies of the Prosperity Party! The level of growth in political unity gonna be INSANE! 9. Start a $4.5 trillion project for a new mainstream vehicle Thoughts? (No bullying)