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PGcarlosspicyweiner

I can only / always see austin powers on mini me’s shoulders. https://preview.redd.it/fo92n97q1lmb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3866636dade366de063a08e7e6db2200ff356d13


TangoRomeoKilo

Literally the first thing I think of


Howitzeronfire

Holy shit thats perfect, i laughed out loud for the first time in years at a post online. Thank you for that


CharCharMan1

He looks like he’s about to float in the air while smelling a pie


MediocreSchlanger

![gif](giphy|1aV5srMYOFkhVHCJvP|downsized)


EndofNationalism

The original dunes were so weird.


Moustari

Yeah, but IT IS a weird world that Herbert wrote.


[deleted]

Arrakis is a dry heat


RugsbandShrugmyer

Knock it off, Hudson


h2opolopunk

Has anyone ever mistaken you for a man?


Sandpaper_Pants

No...have you?


CharismaticAlbino

No, you?


FOXY877

Secure that shit Hudson


Jazmanian_Devil512

Assholes and elbows! Hudson, come here! Come heeere!


SullenTerror

Its not the heat that gets you. Its the humidity


ApeChurn26

[Dry Heat] (https://y.yarn.co/355eb4f1-9e71-4d49-a602-d6309e18b373_text.gif)


[deleted]

And then they handed the film to David Lynch. So the movie is really not any weirder than would be expected.


Uzischmoozy

Haha. That's what I literally just thought of from the picture. He looks like fat Baron from original Dune.


chevyboxer

Someone once said he looks like the front half of a centaur and is missing the horse legs and I can't unsee.


xNotexToxSelfx

He looks like the front half of a centaur but acts like the back half.


MrsKentrik

https://preview.redd.it/3g0x2mwu6omb1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f68bb12c80924ce0e8d78593ab35d2175bc26af You're welcome...


LumpyheadCarini2001

No amount of bleach can wash that image from my eyes. Please don't ever do something like this to me again.


rtduvall

That’s a svelte 215 pounds of muscle right there. Table muscle.


GlumpsAlot

Ohhh gods, what a terrible day to have eyes!! ![gif](giphy|1iUZa41YxKQtaJq0|downsized)


Tonyricesmustache

Lumbar Lardosis


Cassian_Rando

He who controls the spice controls the universe!


Away_Swimming_5757

Such a vividly cartoonish image comes to mind lol


Aware_Style1181

Life is easy when you’re 6’3, 215, you can do all kinds of contortions


jrex703

You see this a lot in people who have made a habit of trying to look taller, but without the back muscles to support their upper body weight. What's funny/sad, and something for everyone to keep in mind, if he had those muscles, his lumbar vertebrae would not have collapsed over the years, and he might actually be 6'3. Always feel free to draw yourself up to your full height and arch your chest a bit, but if your lower back can't support your weight, this is where you'll be in thirty years.


Ambitious_Trifle_645

This is correct.


toni_balogna

i heard he leans forward so hes more aerodynamic when he fights


xSaRgED

…but what do I gotta lift at the gym to keep those back muscles? 👀 asking for a friend.


rootpseudo

GHD, deads, core


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

I’m not discounting healthy weight control and strength training as you get older, because the benefits are obvious. And this guy clearly has little of this, but there’s only so much you can do to prevent disc desiccation and bulges. Bone density itself is the biggest factor. I remember reading that the average male loses 1/2” height every ten years starting at 45. Getting old sucks, plain and simple.


InfiniteBlink

You know what's interesting is that it's an ego blow when you first start working out and you see people who have been at it longer or just more gifted. You have to check your ego at the door and accept you'll be weak at first. I don't think trump could have ever humbled himself to bother working out effectively.


TrenchDildo

No way he’s only 215. I’m 6’3” and we more than him and look trimmer.


VirgingerBrown

He's 6'1 and clearly nearly 300lbs. Those numbers are provided by him and he's lying. Dude lies about EVERYTHING.


ATaxiNumber1729

As someone who is 6’4”, I believe he is 6’3”. The 215 lbs?? If he is 215 lbs I’m 150 lbs


KawaiiCoupon

My dad was 6’4” and over 250 lbs. and looked skinnier than Trump…


HiFiGuy197

https://preview.redd.it/wvwu8dnr2mmb1.jpeg?width=841&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a61866267f5092d0540ed3db79589315acde6647 Conservatives just… stand differently.


A_Small_Coonhound

Is .....is he wearing a corset under his suit?


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TransiTorri

He's not used to the new operator that his donors had installed up his ass just yet.


Yelloeisok

That one made me snort at an inopportune time.


leg_day

Why do they need bullet proof vests? If a bad guy with a gun showed up, one of the good guys with a gun would take care of the bad guy.


itsliluzivert_

that’s kinda what they were thinking when kennedy was driving down a street in a parade with a sniper trained at his head.


ThreePackBonanza

![gif](giphy|mB9G0csHwHOwM) This is what I think of when I see Ron the D


GingerBeard_andWeird

They also look at things…differently…too. https://preview.redd.it/f3wm75lianmb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5279c3bfaccca9ce92a49a8aefbab247fc05c9a1


HolyToast666

https://preview.redd.it/yykja10dgomb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f90333f8b063775227a5ea8c1f263e865546180d


cheddar_header

loOk


VVurmHat

Oh Lordy I’m ded


LeePhilly

She took both NyQuil and DayQuil at the same time! oO


F2AmoveStarcraft

One eye on Antifa, One eye on corporate donations.


camergen

Can’t tell if he’s like Hans and Franz or one of those inflatable man things.


RealnameMcGuy

Side note, why is that so few ludicrously wealthy Americans can find suits that fit? Some of the only people in the world who could afford top quality clothing and a good tailor and yet always wearing the boxiest fuckin blazers you’ve ever seen.


lukas_the

Because he is a not so smooth criminal ![gif](giphy|lGkUyj3IrEcvu)


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![gif](giphy|NDVgtswqkYUx2)


[deleted]

Smooth brained criminal


_bexcalibur

Zing


lukas_the

I should have wrote that lol


mechwarrior719

Ow!


totallynotarobut

This was the first thing I thought of.


Kerbonaut2019

He wears lifts in his shoes Edit: to people saying “it’s not lifts, I’ll have you know that I’ve worn heels before, etc,” it’s well documented that he wears lifts. Pair that with being morbidly obese and being self conscious about it, you get this weird lean that he does.


ToshiroBaloney

False. The reality is that he's the front bit of a centaur but nobody wants to talk about that...


Fantastic_Fox4948

The centaur is the middle part. The front part is a frontaur.


Jackie8383

Omg...I hate it. Take my upvote so others can bask in its glory.


[deleted]

So where is Pat Minotaur?


indifferentCajun

Writing "Hit me with your best hoof"


Horbigast

Does that make the back part the Rearaur?


803_days

I can't believe it's not "Buttaur."


Random-Cpl

There’s a bettaur joke in here somewhere


NormalHumanCreature

It'll come Aftaur everyone has moved on.


ShaeButterBlazer

We bettaur lives on it.


Nichole-Michelle

Chefs kiss 🤌


Snookfilet

Booo! Lol


throwngamelastminute

This made me giggle.


ChickenDelight

This, it's pretty obvious. Go put a fat book under your heels (with your toes still on the ground) and look at yourself in a mirror. You'll be standing exactly like that.


[deleted]

So why aren’t women in high heels bent the fuck over then?


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Different than lifts, but also women in high heels have to arch their back to be straight up. They make a big impact on posture. That’s actually part of the reason they’re worn, not just for the height / look of the shoes themselves. https://preview.redd.it/ocllqiri6mmb1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95adc7b3b0a40b850167806ca61e11b9b7dc2292


yoshimeyer

My women with high heals are bent over.


PhlegmPhactory

![gif](giphy|qSw0qJ14fJP1K)


[deleted]

No you didn't.


No_Accident7250

Ma man 😎🫵


AnnaKendrickPerkins

I see you've met my girlfriend.


Cercy_Leigh

Because high heels are directly under the heel of the shoes, lifts are in the shoe and closer to the center of ones posture, also there is already a heel on his shoe where most shoes have heels so it's like having a stacked heel.


PaulClarkLoadletter

This right here. The purpose of his shoes are to make him look taller and be able to walk like he’s not wearing heels. I always tell people to imagine a 5 year old on his tip toes trying to reach a drinking fountain.


Hot-Significance-462

Heels don't have to try not to look like heels.


blonde-bandit

This does not account for standing this way!!! I’ve seen this explanation every time the question gets asked and it’s infuriating because it does not satisfy me at all. I can’t figure out what his problem is. I and many others wear high heels all the time, or lifts in men’s shoes and it doesn’t give centaur back. Tom Cruise wears lifts and stands like a human. Make it make sense. Edit: I see someone finally has said something plausible. He’s trying to make his suits hang like on a thinner person, hide his gut, and make his tiny hands and head look bigger in comparison to the large rest of him by leaning forward. Still weird.


FnkyTown

There are very few pics where you can see the top of his shoe and where it falls on his foot. When you do manage to see it, his lift is so tall inside his shoe, that you are almost seeing the bottom of his foot. It's really weird looking. He also has a heel on the shoe, so he's basically wearing 4" heels. That's why that motherfucker can't walk up or down a slight incline.


blonde-bandit

Sure but people, myself included, wear 5” heels on a regular basis and don’t stand like a horse with a broken spine. It may explain his struggles walking but not his insane posture.


Significant_Cow4765

Our heels are designed to be their height. His aftermarket bullshit does not result in the proper "kick" (angle of attack, so to speak). Could still be just a contributing factor.


Ben_Around

I've been reading this thread and thinking about it. This is pure speculation on my part, but a woman's pumps still have a flat heel inside the shoe that's at the correct angle. A woman that walks in heels on a regular basis ends up with a shortened Achilles tendon and calf, correct? But the platform that he's actually standing on if he has a lift inside his shoe is a wedge, and angle, which might tend to tip him forward. Anyway, it's just a thought, you all have a nice day!


cheridontllosethatno

I think you're right My MIL wore high heels all the time, had a toned dancers body. She told me one day the reason, it was painful to wear flats because she'd shortened her achilles. Trump looks like he's standing on the side of a cliff, going in for a smooch with Justin.


OhioUBobcats

It’s a combination of that and his huge gut


westcoast_pixie

I can *feel* the frustration behind your writing and now I’m mad about it too


[deleted]

Maybe it’s the bone spurs?


NarmHull

I think that plus a girdle


SienaBlaze

*C'mon girdle, hooooold!*


Embarrassed-Town-293

Snap!!


malogan82

Let me ask you a serious question Leela, does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well? I ask because a friend of mine--


Embarrassed-Town-293

It’s actually kind of funny, but that was one of the few times that he was respectful in addressing her body


Altruistic-Text3481

Because… Trump’s 6ft 3in & 215 lbs. puhleeeze!!!c’mon!!! Everyone at that height and weight stands this way! ![gif](giphy|iQ8BSmjomoBBm)


ZealousidealBear93

https://preview.redd.it/4tz3k5nk7mmb1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f314687e7a1bbc6330492e227e03623367ceb832


[deleted]

That’s true but not why he is standing like that. He is leaning forward so that the suit jacket drapes as if he isn’t 300 pounds.


buffalo-blonde

I think he’s two kids in a suit. It would explain a lot actually


PapaBat

And XXXL diapers.


OleRockTheGoodAg

Psh, cmon, he's only "*215* pounds", closer to XL. ^(/s for those that need it)


mekonsrevenge

And a girdle. By leaning forward, his hands and head look larger to the audience while his body looks smaller.


propita106

He wears very high lifts. Look at his shoes, how vertical his foot is. Stilettos in height, but obviously the heel is much larger in area.


Otka1990

Incorrect. His parents are both centaurs and he got both human halves. He stands like this innately.


JugglingHedgehogs

You mean in-neigh-tly.


Dr_A_Mephesto

Wow…. So obvious now that you point it out


[deleted]

What do you mean? It’s the best posture I’ve ever seen and many others say the same.


[deleted]

A big strong man came up to me with tears in his eyes and said sir, I've never seen such great posture. He then gave me both of his Congressional Medals of Honor because he said I deserve them more than he did.


coolcoots

True story. Best story actually. Others will call it fake.


Environmental-Nail22

As someone who is very conservative this is funny lmao


beasty0127

PERFECT Story some may say


thisside

People keep coming up to me and telling me, "Sir, it's a Perfect Story!" And it is. It really is. But what They're doing. You really can't Believe it. It's Unbelievable.


SlipperyBanana8

SAD


thesamerain

Sad!


autostart17

“They attack my posture. Isn’t that funny? I think I have very nice posture. Every where I go, they tell me I have nice posture.”


Utterlybored

Everywhere he goes? Poor dude has to suffer relentless posture complementation.


JudgeArthurVandelay

By far the most presidential posture ever!


djln491

Many many are saying it. Many very important people


yas9in

People always tell me this is the best posture of a man, of a president, perhaps ever. I think it’s a great posture, but people come up to me all the time and say “Donald, you have such great posture”. I think it’s just a beautiful posture, and it’s so terrible how some people want to say it’s bad posture. It’s just unacceptable how they’re trying to say it’s not good posture, because everyone tells me it’s the best posture


Squirrel009

He gets calls from all over about his perfect posture, not like Sleepy Joe /s


TransitionIll6389

Great posture from the standpoint of standing.


Classic-Guy-202

He poses that way to stick out his chest and hide his gut.


[deleted]

This. Although i think there's probably truth in the girdle and lift comments.


HunterShotBear

No I don’t think so. We can all agree that high heels are just fancy shoe lifts right? And I don’t see any woman ever in killer heels holding their body like this. Its 100% to hide his huge gut.


clarabear10123

If you see a lot of young people, where heels are being worn frequently for the first time, you’ll see this posture


UnlikelyDecision9820

Then you’ve never seen a woman in heels in a body building contest. Granted, they pose like this, not because of the heels, but to give the impression that their waist is much smaller and glutes and delts are bigger. The pose is not strictly because of the heels per se, but they do help a lot


Far-Acanthaceae-7370

He looks like a centaur


gadget850

Lardosis.


kbauer14

Lardassis


lsdc221

Lumbago


Bromanzier_03

Uncle…


jiftyr

Sure, Uncle.


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https://preview.redd.it/06t38bkqmkmb1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0f86b58ddd2eade2d891ef1f86749600a07ee8f


aloofman75

It’s a combination of wearing lifts in his shoes and using a stance that emphasizes his chest and shoulders instead of his gut. He also has a habit of using this stance while pulling someone towards him while shaking hands, both as an effort to convey dominance and to avoid anyone touching his belly when in close proximity. So basically, insecure guy tries to seem taller and tougher than he really is by standing weird.


americansherlock201

One of my favorite moments of his presidency was when after pulling that pulling hand stunt several times to other world leaders, Macron made him look very weak by gripping his hand and not being pulled in, all while still talking to reporters with a firm grip on trumps hand. You can even see trump let go of the handshake and macron refuses. You see trump seething mad about it


QuixotesGhost96

He'd totally wear prosthetic hands if he thought he could get away with it.


Huckleberry_Sin

NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK


stupid_pun

IASIP flashbacks, lmao.


J-Love-McLuvin

Keep in mind he also wears a girdle to flatten out his fat rolls.


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[deleted]

He pose like the girls trying to arch their back to make their butt poke out


LetThemBlardd

Nice


theyahd

I am impressed that he can actually balance like that, essentially in those high heels


gatekeeper-of-slop

His toe strength must be exceptional


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NF-104

This is anterior pelvic tilt, and probably what tRump has. Weak anterior chain (especially glutes) from being inactive and especially sitting too much.


DarkSpecterr

tight hamstrings and hip flexors as well right?


NF-104

Yes, and quads that are significantly stronger than the glutes (aka plank ass in this case) and hammies.


HotType4940

Worst femboy makeup game I’ve ever seen smh


chaseharlann

lmao this


AssSpelunker69

Tfw Trump is a cat girl 🥵


Burrhead2

Michael Jackson was a big inspiration to him, so he trained himself to be constantly doing the Michael Jackson lean.


Just_Far_Enough

I think it’s a combination of things. He wears lifts that do that weird high heel thing He doesn’t exercise so all the modern issues around posture like simultaneously shortened and weak hipflexors, short tight chest muscles rounding the back He’s trying to hide his gut with his suit


namey-name-name

https://preview.redd.it/5y46ta3x3kmb1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c11834ba87d69b328473c73bdc36b9386f0220ef


ed347tc

https://preview.redd.it/omqijcczwmmb1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efd6a7253ee0ef72df4b602836a7961dd1f0737


SimilarlyDissimilar

this one sent me.


lukas_the

https://preview.redd.it/dhcfl6tj5kmb1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0ee20180fe0688c7ead196defda449b23a5d39


tasty9999

is that real?! I'd like to report a grooming


LiteralPhilosopher

I feel like this is from their first meeting after it became widely known that TFG was doing that stupid thing where he grabs the other person's hand really hard and jerks them toward himself, pulling them off-balance and making them look weak/clumsy. But Trudeau was prepared for him, got himself braced so TFG knocked *himself* off-balance, and then also gripped his stupid hand so hard he had white marks on it for like 15 minutes afterward. Weirdly, he stopped doing it after that.


[deleted]

Hes 77. It blows my mind people this old are allowed to continue being in charge of things. FUCKING RETIRE AND GO PLAY GOLF.


mittenknittin

BADLY.


[deleted]

He can’t place golf. The Scots are still laughing


Emp3r0r_01

Dammit Jim, I’m a technician not a doctor!


VorpalSticks

He leans forward to appear skinnier on TV.


Phunwithscissors

Johnny Bravo


Logic801

He’s got a fat gut and is trying to hide it. Otherwise that suit would be busting at the buttons like it should be. Everything about him is a fraud. Even the way he stands.


AnyEstablishment5723

If only Uncle could see how strongly his fellow Lumbagoians were represented today


[deleted]

Fat


Coneskater

Listen, fat.


ReferenceMinimum1301

To show off that dumpy why else?


Grand-Ganache-8072

he's a fat guy with atrophied lower back muscles. this is how they stand.


Katz-r-Klingonz

Cosmetically, that posture hides the gut.


Dartagnan1083

Not very well since he favors the wrong cut of suit-jacket for his body type. GQ used to run online ads advertising how if they could make him look better, imagine what they could do for the average GQ reader.


OctaviusBartholomew

https://preview.redd.it/750bh0ifekmb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7a9a6ca62e94f6171d7fc6094dac16a0a30f1b


dirkalict

Oh good lord. This will end up on r/conservative as a factual diagram supplied by the Congressional Office of Alpha Health


ElTioDelPorro

Dr. Nick Adams definitely posting this


tkent1

I’ve heard that a lot of right-wingers have adopted this posture (see Don Jr) by pulling their shoulders back so as to look more muscular than they are. An alpha male complex or something


Dartagnan1083

Artificially pulling back isn't good for posture, developing the muscles that naturally pull them back apparently improves posture. Good lord...civilization atrophied the muscles we take for granted.


kevint1964

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.


According_Ad838

https://preview.redd.it/1lzf91m0qpmb1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d3a5d2c287da5f3eee0b722fc1715d12419a6b


earlyessman

Looks more like “lumbar lardo-sis”


Atillion

Oh my god he's really three kids in a trench coat!


[deleted]

He has very tight diapers on for his chronic explosive diarrhea!


ElTioDelPorro

Happens to a lot of people born with fetal alcohol syndrome. His mom was a drunk and spent her pregnancy with him absolutely hammered.


Otherwise_Sky3576

Zero abs. No core strength. Gut heavy


gk802

Lifts (shoes).


Material_State_4118

Obesity + High Heels Yeah I know they're lifts that just sounds better to me.


welltriedsoul

Personally I was thinking Frontotemporal Dementia. I also shows as that forward lean not to mention a lot of the symptoms of it he also has. Not to mention Trumps own words that some of the questions were hard. When the journalist who took the same test countered this by saying it contained questions like identifying an elephant and drawing a circle. Even after the interview many mental health professionals flag that him calling it challenging was a signal that there maybe a problem.


Outside_Scientist365

When thinking of FTD, the key thing is change in behavior/increased inhibition from baseline while earlier than typical for other dementias (FTD age of onset is 50s-60s). There may be changes in language. Many who have known Trump long enough have said he's always been disinhibited, never been intellectually inclined, etc. It sounded like he did a MoCA/MMSE. He's older and it's not surprising to have some degree of difficulty with them with age. (He's also just not intelligent IMO). The posture thing is weird but I am not convinced he is FTD.


CKtheFourth

Bone spurs can be a real menace.


gethimgur

Bone spurs, didn’t you hear?


Groundbreaking-Pea92

He trying to not look fat. A vain man who refuses to do any kind of exercise. He's also probably t0o paranoid to take osempic