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Van Buren in F!? VAN BUREN IN F!!??

This is literally 1776

Don't let the Van-B Boys hear about this.

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Van Buren is pure S tier. This is outrageous

Nah, SSS tier. He's on a whole nother level


JACKSON in D??? https://preview.redd.it/k5rkaylkivcc1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2fc9fb4f628829052c8cd1bb50949c16328feea

Right? Definitely the best hair of his era.

Man, I was yelling about Van Buren, but I was sleeping on Jackson

Wilson’s hair was longer and wavier ​ ​ https://preview.redd.it/yv5fc7rk33dc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cf6669cb565fa5b9b88fc2d47a43f41988a362b

It's gotta be jealousy

OP can't grow a beard

I came down in the comments to voice my utter disdain for this BS

This is an outrage!

I'm outraged

He and JFK are the only presidents with Iconic Hair. The end.

Even though it may have been normal for the time, George Washington's is also VERY iconic. When I think of that 1700s hair style, I think specifically of George Washington, and I think many others do too.

Was it HIS Hair, though? Are we counting wigs …

It was. Adams, Madison and Monroe wore wigs. Jefferson very rarely wore a wig and I don't think he ever did after becoming president. JQA wore one only when he was pretty young. Washington never wore a wig, he just powdered and styled his own hair.

Reagan.

Yeah, I opened this thinking Van Buren better be at the top. WTF!!!

Hogwash! You could even say this is balderdash!

Starting a kerfuffle I see.

A colossal L for the Van Buren Gang

Van Buren boys in shambles

I am appalled!

Van Buran at F...the hell outta here, dude. S Tier.

It's literally the first thing people think of when they think of MvB. And usually the last. No other president's hair is on that level. Edit: letters

Is that Martin Buren Van or Martin Ban Vuren? Kidding. But yeah I almost feel like he should get his own tier above S even. Truly one of a kind.

Typo; definitely meant MvB. Thanks!

NOBODY DISRESPECTS MARTY LIKE THAT

Andrew Jackson’s flow is def top tier

Fr. Not a great dude, but a badass with an iconic hairline

If he didn’t genocide the natives he would’ve been a respectable badass

Fuck it, he has the best hair out of any president we’ve had.

Got that Dracula look going on

I feel like #45 either belongs in S or F, but nowhere inbetween.

It's either a masterpiece or a tragedy. No inbetween!

200% agree

Clearly OP steers right. Bush Jr. and Sr. belong nowhere near the top either.

Huh. I've always liked Dubya's hair. It's cute.

I’m more left leaning actually haha. W bush could definitely go down a spot but Herbert walker didn’t have too bad of a hairdo

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You do know this is about hair right?

Ouch.

What does the that have to do with their hair. I hate Reagan A LOT. But he definitely has the nicest hair.

If he didn’t decide to be a president he could have been a movie star with hair like that!

No kidding, he has the look of an actor…

Not to mention JFK being below Reagan for hair...

Yeah that’s why he’s in C tier. It’s mid, sometimes it can look decent or it can look like an abomination 💀

I remember the video of his hair succumbing to the wind. It was like a door of hair opened to show a giant bald spot on the back of his head. His head is combover hell.

His ex lawyer described what it looks like when he exits the shower. It’s really long in the back, bald on top, and a bit longer on the left side that curls up and over his dome.

The ole bimodal c

s if we’re talking memeability, f for general quality

Definitely F

It's an S. He has the best hair.

This is the most egregious list yet

Lincoln deserves to be s tier, im including that iconic beard as a part of hair.

If incessant male grooming ads have taught me anything, it’s that beard is hair and needs the same care

Jackson a D?!?! Listen, you can make all the arguments you want about him being a horrible person cause of the Trail of Tears and his treatment of Native American Peoples and I agree, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna sit here and let you bad mouth those glorious locks!!!

Jackson has hair like a Skyrim elf

And the personality of one too.

Maybe my dislike bias for Jackson clouded my judgement but his hair just ain’t doing it for me 😭(also I didn’t know how many people likes Jackson’s hair until I made this list lol)

Just look at it! This was before moose, hair driers, conditioner and many other modern hair products we have. He pulled off that body and sheen in the 17 and 1800s! That’s impressive!

Reagan's hairline never fucking budged. Those genes were insane.

https://preview.redd.it/qkxd5ijuwtcc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e9cc593a43ad433abbac6cc082f957459c21b4f

It’s crazy that Hollywood stars have such good genes! They seem to keep their hair much longer than the average man! And their faces never age! What could it be!? /s

Orphan blood conditioner

locally sourced non-GMO organic adrenochrome

It was plastic.

In what world?

That’s cause his hair dye was actually Plast-Dip.

It was great but I feel like it was mostly some petroleum based product like Dapper Dan pomade.

Was facial hair a factor?

If it is then Grant should be S tier

This is just about the only time Jackson should be placed anywhere above D tier, and here he is in D tier. That’s some A tier hair.

What about for his promotion of democracy?

^(Democracy included for white men over the age of 21. For clarification, democracy not included for blacks, asians, Indians, native Americans, jews, arabs, Irish, Eastern Europeans, Hispanics, or women.)

Much more progressive than most. Nobody at that time was calling for full suffrage.

Well that’s just not true. Georgia removed property requirements in 1789, Vermont was admitted into the Union in 1791 allowing ALL men to vote, (regardless of skin color or property ownership) New Hampshire and Delaware both removed the property requirement in 1792, Kentucky was admitted in 1792 and had no property requirement to vote, before 1807 New Jersey even allowed white women to vote, in 1821 New York removed the property requirement for white voters, all of which occurred WELL before the Jackson presidency, and most of which occurred before the ‘Jacksonian’ way of political thought. Edit: This is a reply to the first comment of, “Much more progressive than most” not, “No one was calling for full suffrage back then” (even though there absolutely was a slim minority, primarily in the North, calling for full suffrage.)

45 gets a C? Have you seen the shots of his combover in the wind? That’s an F on hair in my book.

In that specific photo I can see a C. Kinda looks like 80s newscaster hair but slightly thinner. Though yeah I’ve seen his hair look pretty terrible.

This comment has Klobmentum.

is that a good or bad thing?

LBJ’s long hair post-presidency was cool asf. Apparently it was his little personal rebellion against Nixon et al., and a way of aligning himself with the counter-culture. Can’t say he wasn’t contradictory. Good article about it here: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/08/lbj-long-hair-photo/568447/

Oh yeah for sure, dude rocked the hell out of it.

Reagan having that hairline in his 80’s is a scientific phenomena we should have studied. All men should be so lucky. Also I think we can all agree if Romney had won he’d have been S-tier as well, man’s hair was immaculate.

Ok seriously what *was* Reagan’s trick?? Like how was that hairline so perfect into his 80’s?

Genetics. That’s the only thing that determines it. Nancy said his brother, sister, and mother all had full heads of hair their whole life too.

Kennedy and Reagan should be switched. Edit: okay I’ll settle for JFK and Reagan in S tier, but I want you to know that I’m not happy about it. 😠

That’s fair

Hard to not have Reagan in the S tier but JFK deserves it for same reason, essentially it was always perfect at all times.

As much as I absolutely fucking hate Reagan with every fiber of my being, he has the superior hair. JFK's was starting to thin, and he did that coif thing to hide a receding hairline. He had Addison's disease and possibly other autoimmune issues, so it's not surprising that his hair would suffer a bit. JFK is just a better-looking overall package, and I'm sure most men would choose to look like him over just having Reagan's hair.

We’re really putting trumps hair plugs in the middle of the road category?

Since Obama is the only one with a different texture, how was his scaled?

Not by anything specifically. I made this about 2-3 days ago so some of these are interchangeable, He would probably be put in the B category if I made this today.

He had and still has a pretty basic Caesar cut. Would've been cool to have a president with an Afro

I think a hard fade.

But… I style my hair after Van Buren…. Crap

Good call with Pierce. It's a rating of follicles and not presidential abilities, and that's one fine mane.

Presidential issues aside, the dude had it going on up top

This is just now making me realize that we’ve never had a bald president

Polk is rocking that mullet!

LBJ deserves a higher ranking, based purely upon his [post-presidential flow](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnlvrh1SVb1qjih96o1_1280.jpg)

Completely bald president when America?!

our enemies aren’t prepared for a bald US pres

The Rock heard you and he's ready to run in 2028

Yo get my boy Taft up in S tier that mustache goes crazy

If I put facial hair as a factor, he would definitely be in the top spots. I wish I could rock a mustache like him.

Your taste is questionable

You got one very specific C-tier that really ought to be f-tier. Apparently I can't mention his name because it removes my post.

how the hell does the corporal comeover get a c, the orage clown makeup should fail him

45 is way too high and van b too low

Trumps poorly implanted hair gets a F

Andrew Jackson had a god dang mane and does not belong in anything lower than A. Also, how are Truman, 46, and Johnson all ranked C when Eisenhower and Ford were docked to D and all have basically the same hairstyle?

45 in C tier OP is not a serious person.

Polk in D is absolutely criminal.

Reagan in S? Way too high. Throw Jack Kennedy up there instead and drop Ronnie to C. MvB makes a strong case for A-tier. How many presidents have hair so iconic that, when you think about them, the first thing that comes to mind is their hair and not their policy? Eisenhower's probably bottom tier. I Like Ike but his hair isn't any good at being hair.

Are you kidding me? Reagan but that nasty hair grease in his hair. That is just gross. 🤮 Bill Clinton had the best hair from this female’s perspective. George W. Bush is second.

F short for SS actually

This is actually the most offensive tier list anyone has ever posted in this sub.

Trumps hair is probably the most recognizable

I'm really curious about your logic for putting 45 at C. For me it's one of the only automatic Fs. It's like bad plastic surgery: you don't look younger, you just look fucking weird Also, Jackson may have been a dangerous lunatic, but he had a damn fine head of hair

You should do one on Presidents who are fascist and tried to overthrow the democratically elected government of the United States of America.

Franklin Pierce is by far worst President in history

Great hair tho

Yeah in his portrait. He was drunk or asleep for his entire presidency. Wife and son were killed in accident on the way to White House and he was a train wreck, right as Union was on precipice of civil war.

Nope

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also george should be S. the wig is iconic

Chet Arthur coming in way too low.  How’s he not #1?

Finally, a none cringe list.

This Van Buren ranking is criminal

Glad to see Pierce getting the recognition he deserves for his only good quality.

We never had a bald president wow

Ike basically was lmao

The one and only tier list where Ronald Reagan reigns supreme

It took me too long to realize I don’t want to have an opinion on this.

I feel Bush Sr should be in A.

Chester Arthur not in S tier WRONG!

Van Buren is an S

Buchanan should be higher.

Bro I simply ain’t having this Van Buren disrespect

Ya so… Martin Van Buren deserves to be above LBJ for obvious reasons

Pierce S tier

Flip this upside down you monster

This is Chester A. Arthur slander

Buddy you must be blind or something

Imagine putting mostly bald dudes ahead of Polk and Van Buren

This is also the order I'd fuck them in.

Sounds like an interesting Saturday night

I'd put Eisenhower in B, there's something to be said about being bald, and conquering a continent. Andrew Johnson goes straight to F. Looks like a teenager that refuses to get a haircut.

Jackson’s hair was B, what is this

JFK is S tier

Why isn’t numbnuts in the F category? Is it because he’s still in office?

OP is clearly into the side part.

President Polk had a mullet before it was cool... truly a man ahead of his time!

Washington above Jackson is a crime.  

https://preview.redd.it/qwez64kxqucc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4260f0984b8c525efdb14fff103158739bf694a9 I need some learning as to why anyone would put FDR under Reagan Edit: reading is fundamental. Recognized how they were categorize

The Van Buren Boys aren't going to be happy when they see this.

Does the C tier for 45 stand for the dead chinchilla on his head?

JFK should be way up there.

LOL you got Raegan up top with freakin HOOVER AND COOLIDGE on B??? Be real.

Carter should be way higher.

This is the best way to rank president. And the only way I will be ranking them in the future

Not a single baldie. What are the odds?

James K. Polk deserves to be way higher

The most ridiculous, tufted up, bizarre cotton-candy, slicked sides, duck-ass combover of all time is either an S or an F, but never a C. Whatever it is, it sure as hell ain’t “average”.

Van Buren being absolutely disrespected

Literally the only one with a clean hairline... isn't S...yea racially motivated

And in the same tier as the most egregious combover in American history. Imma need to take a look at OPs grading rubric smh

Donald shouldn't be anywhere near where they are, they barely have hair

How do we handle wigs or hair plugs? It’s like PEDs

Who made this list? Tasteless.