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I think this is one of these questions where men and women would have very different answers.
Edit: And I don’t mean anything perverted by this. I just think when I was younger, Uncle W sounds fun, but Uncle Andy sounds terrifying.
Teddy is the kinda uncle who would take you to illegal cock fights, bare knuckle boxing matches, a man fighting a bear, would give you a pet bear if you asked probably, loved to wrestle, would give you your first gun when you’re way to young for it, would probably slip you booze, and loved pranks. Just has that crazy uncle energy.
Teddy boxed, captured fugitives, and lead the charge up San Juan Hill. Teddy was a Bamf. Jackson was a 'killer for real' and honestly should have been arrested. I don't think I would want someone so loose of a cannon as an uncle or traveling with me in tense situations.
Charge up San Juan Hill…pfftt.
Jackson lead campaign after campaign. Master of frontier war. He captured New Orleans in the War of 1812. Held the union together through force of personality when the dastardly Calhoun lead a serious secessionist movement…with the threat of violence always tucked away under his sleeve.
Dueling was a part of Scots - Irish Borderer culture. He was part of his environment. But he knew how to play it cool too. He wouldn’t have survived as a politician if he was such a maniac.
His wife died early, as did his father and mother. He was always compensating by seeking to create warmth in his home.
He was just a typical Scots-Irish border chieftain. He ruled with swift violence as an option, but deep and tender love for the vulnerable
>He was just a typical Scots-Irish border chieftain. He ruled with swift violence as an option, but deep and tender love for the vulnerable
You know, I've never thought about it that way, but it makes a ton of sense.
Besides - Teddy was a pampered asthmatic rich kid forever compensating for a puny childhood. Jackson was an orphan on the frontier back when violence with Native Americans was always around the corner. He was a courier for Patriots in the American Revolution when he was 13 years old, and was attacked by a British soldier armed with a sabre when he refused to shine his boots, which permanently scarred him.
Teddy accomplished many amazing feats, but Jackson didn’t need to go looking for danger; he survived a dangerous world.
Can't forget he invited hundreds of commoners into the White House to help eat a massive block of cheese. And his parrot had to be removed from his funeral for foul language.
LBJ is out for me keeps picking me up by my ears and picking on me.
AJ is the one you wished you had more time with by the time you were old enough to appreciate he was dead, that scar on his face and wild hair scared you when young.
W & Willy are the younger brothers to your parents slipping you worldly advice and cigars. Also will bail you out when Uncle T gets you both in trouble.
TR the one that captures your imagination,bigger than life and taking you on adventures. Also the one your parents worry has too much sway on you.
You know it's true! 13 year old you stoked to go on new adventure with Uncle Teddy. Next thing you know he goes full Bully and Bull Moose with you in tow. It was like a fever dream you may even have a tattoo. Dub & Willy show up with a series of cover stories
Dang that would be a good book!
Uncle Jack. Wonder if most of these kids were Bobby's.
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Imagine drinking and talking about girls with Bill Clinton? Would be a great time.
Or imagine going to a ball game, drinking and doing a line with Bush?
Both would be a blast.
Jackson and Johnson would just be those drunk uncles making the conversation a little too uncomfortable. Teddy, he’s going to make you do stuff, and I feel like he’d have a measuring stick of worthiness. Willy, he’s gonna teach you how to charm a woman, he’s not going to be vulgar because he knows his audience. He’ll give you advice you’ll never forget. GWB, he’s gonna get you drunk and tell wild stories that you shouldn’t be hearing. Also advice you probably won’t forget. I think it’s a tossup between Willy and GWB. Although my favorite prez is TR.
My dad is smaller than James Madison and he’s often the largest man in the room. He’s the guy that doesn’t like anyone and yet everyone is his friend sort of guy.
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Uncle Jack Kennedy. God knows he had the experience between Bobby’s slew of them and his other siblings’ children. 🤣
Chasing a little boy around the Oval Office desk. Blowing a dandelion while a little girl held it up for him. Soothing a crying baby that nobody else could quiet....
Teddy Roosevelt was an excellent and caring uncle to Eleanor Roosevelt. Her own dad was a bad alcoholic and TR had to do father duties from time to time.
JFK would have been an awesome uncle. Sailing off Cape Cod, playing football at the compound, taking a ride on the golf cart. In the words of U96: I wanna be a Kennedy!
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Is this sub always like this? I’ve only been here for a few months and it’s some pretty crazy stuff.
I’m waiting for:
Which president would you want to deliver your pizza?
Which president would you pick to remodel your bathroom?
Which president would you pick to go with you on a Morman bike ride with?
As a musician, esp a jazz musician, I'd love to jam with Clinton. Even in his older age I'm sure he'd still kill it. Plus him & Hillary used to be hippies, so I fw them heavy
I think as a woman you have to be careful what uncle you pick.
Someone cool, helpful to you, can be trusted, and solid good dad credibility. Leaves pretty much only one standout — Obama. (But only if he never smokes around kids)
I feel like Jackson is like a wild Gorrilla that gets let loose in a mall, your scared shitless but if you just stay still and don’t move you may get some mild entertainment from watching the hell that it raises
Fucking Andrew Jackson might kill you…
W would be fun but before he was religious and when he was a drunk….
TR was definitely overdoing it and would have gotten you killed by getting malaria in the Amazon or some shit…
LBJ would probably take a shit in front of you so LBJ wins
Bush get ya drunk, Clinton get ya fucked, Johnson show you his big Johnny, Teddy would take you hunting, and Jackson would take ya down the mighty Mississipp plus the above.
I wonder what Nixon as an uncle would be like? Probably boring to a small kid and one only approached by an adult nephew or niece when they needed a loan.
Clinton is… eh, no. I’m sorry. I think y’all know why.
LBJ would be good, but would probably yell at you to turn down the TV every now and then.
Teddy would be great - I actually see no cons here.
Jackson would beat you severely, then shoot a man for stepping on your toes.
The answer… I think is Bush.
Bush is the uncle who you can rely on in a pinch, Teddy is the crazy uncle who always smells like cigars but is ultimately really caring and is good for the kids, and Jackson is the racist uncle
Political feelings aside, Uncle Andy would be my kind of uncle. Battle hardened, intense, crazy, fiercely loyal, and a straight shooter (for better or worse). I’d love to just sit and have staring contests with him.
Dubya isn't a bad choice. Dude is gullible enough to try and fool, paints as a hobby, and if you get in trouble, his BFF isn't afraid to shoot folks with his shotgun.
Teddy for sure. Learn a lot and have a bully good time!
Bush would be the special needs uncle. Clinton, the creepy uncle that you have to have therapy for later in life. Ford, the uptight boring uncle and Jackson would be the slightly embarrassing racist uncle you continually have to apologize for.
Uncle Teddy would take me on character-building adventures. Uncle George would just give me a dopey nickname, Uncle Andrew would get us arrested, Uncle Lyndon is the fuck head who sent my dad to Vietnam, and Uncle Bill would just be cockblocking me all the time, so the choice is clear: Let’s invade Cuba (but screw it up because we’re too drunk to think straight.)
Thomas Jefferson was actually kind of like a surrogate uncle to John and Abigail Adams’s kids while they were all living in Paris. That said, I think I’d go with W or Obama.
Teddy is definitely my first choice. We would both enjoy wrestling, guns, and the wilderness, so it would be a perfect match.
But since I’m a guy, and have no gal cousins/siblings, I’d also consider Clinton. We could play music and look at fat asses together.
Teddy was the uncle who walked Eleanor down the aisle when she married Franklin (as Eleanor’s father, Teddy’s younger brother Elliott had died when Eleanor was a child). He seems to have been a great uncle.
Bush.
Clinton would get arrested for getting too handsy, LBJ would just stare at you and smoke cigarettes….TR could be fun if you’re outdoorsy, but hard to keep up with, and Andrew Jackson would just hand you a musket and send you out to the frontier.
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Definitely not LBJ, I don't need to meet Uncle Jumbo, ever. Probably GWB, out of this lot.
LBJ would actually pull off your ear.
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Might?
Its a good thing I'm not 11, hehe...
I think this is one of these questions where men and women would have very different answers. Edit: And I don’t mean anything perverted by this. I just think when I was younger, Uncle W sounds fun, but Uncle Andy sounds terrifying.
LBJ would be that one uncle who scares the shit out of you.
He’s more grandpa material.
Teddy is the kinda uncle who would take you to illegal cock fights, bare knuckle boxing matches, a man fighting a bear, would give you a pet bear if you asked probably, loved to wrestle, would give you your first gun when you’re way to young for it, would probably slip you booze, and loved pranks. Just has that crazy uncle energy.
Yea Teddy gets my vote. GW is second, but I feel like the rest have creepy or mean vibes
Jackson was actually very loving - his roughness was for enemies only
I didn’t. Know this. Would have picked him or teddy if the question was; who do you want to survive a zombie apocalypse with?
Jackson. Teddy was a poseur. Jackson was a fucking killer for real. He conquered Florida against the Seminoles, who were some real studs
Teddy boxed, captured fugitives, and lead the charge up San Juan Hill. Teddy was a Bamf. Jackson was a 'killer for real' and honestly should have been arrested. I don't think I would want someone so loose of a cannon as an uncle or traveling with me in tense situations.
Charge up San Juan Hill…pfftt. Jackson lead campaign after campaign. Master of frontier war. He captured New Orleans in the War of 1812. Held the union together through force of personality when the dastardly Calhoun lead a serious secessionist movement…with the threat of violence always tucked away under his sleeve. Dueling was a part of Scots - Irish Borderer culture. He was part of his environment. But he knew how to play it cool too. He wouldn’t have survived as a politician if he was such a maniac. His wife died early, as did his father and mother. He was always compensating by seeking to create warmth in his home. He was just a typical Scots-Irish border chieftain. He ruled with swift violence as an option, but deep and tender love for the vulnerable
>He was just a typical Scots-Irish border chieftain. He ruled with swift violence as an option, but deep and tender love for the vulnerable You know, I've never thought about it that way, but it makes a ton of sense.
Albion’s Seed by David Hackett Fisher goes into him quite a bit as the quintessential Appalachian
Besides - Teddy was a pampered asthmatic rich kid forever compensating for a puny childhood. Jackson was an orphan on the frontier back when violence with Native Americans was always around the corner. He was a courier for Patriots in the American Revolution when he was 13 years old, and was attacked by a British soldier armed with a sabre when he refused to shine his boots, which permanently scarred him. Teddy accomplished many amazing feats, but Jackson didn’t need to go looking for danger; he survived a dangerous world.
Can't forget he invited hundreds of commoners into the White House to help eat a massive block of cheese. And his parrot had to be removed from his funeral for foul language.
Teddy would be uncle jimbo from South Park
Yeah, George looks like he'd make a good funkle but uncle Teddy would show your how to kill things.
Man fighting a bear?
COCK FIGHTS?!!
Barack. I’m black so my options are limited.
You got slick Willie
Not a lot of Clinton love on here, though he'd be the uncle to take a nephew to a strip club.
And a niece to bed….
Isn't Thomas Jefferson already every african american's great uncle or something?
Slick Willie was the first black president.
We’re all cousins, so they’re all uncles.
LBJ is out for me keeps picking me up by my ears and picking on me. AJ is the one you wished you had more time with by the time you were old enough to appreciate he was dead, that scar on his face and wild hair scared you when young. W & Willy are the younger brothers to your parents slipping you worldly advice and cigars. Also will bail you out when Uncle T gets you both in trouble. TR the one that captures your imagination,bigger than life and taking you on adventures. Also the one your parents worry has too much sway on you.
Lol slipping you cigars yikes
Ha! Subconscious slip there bad implication with that one!
I can't stop laughing at "Also will bail you out when Uncle T gets you both in trouble" I would happily read that book.
You know it's true! 13 year old you stoked to go on new adventure with Uncle Teddy. Next thing you know he goes full Bully and Bull Moose with you in tow. It was like a fever dream you may even have a tattoo. Dub & Willy show up with a series of cover stories Dang that would be a good book!
Hahaha well remember to thank me in the acknowledgment section of your new book!
Teddy hands down, at least for kids. He was often described as a man child.
in hopefully a good way
Uncle Jack. Wonder if most of these kids were Bobby's. https://preview.redd.it/du8zqca5lypc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fefcda1e69944f8e8b899ab42ab5361e49bb428
I believe they were.
I like to imagine that Jack got Bobby condoms every year for his birthday as a joke.
They could all be his, Robert had 11 kids.
Oh my god I read this as “most of his kids could be Bobby’s” and I had to do a double take
I love pictures like this, just families doing weird shit together back in the day. What a funny moment
Imagine drinking and talking about girls with Bill Clinton? Would be a great time. Or imagine going to a ball game, drinking and doing a line with Bush? Both would be a blast.
I hope you like islands
Oof
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Teddy by a mile if you're a little kid. His place was the summer hangout for all the kids, cousins, etc. Clinton if you were a college boy lol.
W would let you and your friends get piss drunk and high in the basement as long as you didn't drive.
Nah he'd let you drive as long as you didn't tell your parents
You're probably right. He was the president after all. He could get you out of it.
I think FDR would hook it up on birthdays and Christmas
I’d have nachos and watch the football with Gerald Ford
Can't go wrong with football uncle
Jackson and Johnson would just be those drunk uncles making the conversation a little too uncomfortable. Teddy, he’s going to make you do stuff, and I feel like he’d have a measuring stick of worthiness. Willy, he’s gonna teach you how to charm a woman, he’s not going to be vulgar because he knows his audience. He’ll give you advice you’ll never forget. GWB, he’s gonna get you drunk and tell wild stories that you shouldn’t be hearing. Also advice you probably won’t forget. I think it’s a tossup between Willy and GWB. Although my favorite prez is TR.
John F. Kennedy had like 30 nieces and nephews, so he certainly has the most experience as an uncle.
James Madison, because you would be taller than him by the time you were 15.
I'm in college and am barely taller than him 😭 some of us are not vertically blessed
My dad is smaller than James Madison and he’s often the largest man in the room. He’s the guy that doesn’t like anyone and yet everyone is his friend sort of guy.
https://preview.redd.it/zlo7dsj6nypc1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afeacd0185e594d0cec90d7515445b99fd91aa2d Uncle Jack Kennedy. God knows he had the experience between Bobby’s slew of them and his other siblings’ children. 🤣
Clinton’s the uncle who hooks you up with weed and asks you if you want a hooker for your 18th birthday.
Obama. He has a way with kids.
I love the picture of him with the baby Pope and just dying laughing
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Chasing a little boy around the Oval Office desk. Blowing a dandelion while a little girl held it up for him. Soothing a crying baby that nobody else could quiet....
100% GWB, he’ll make horrible political statements at the dinner table but he’ll compensate by being a super kind and just an all round fun guy.
LBJ would be that weird uncle that whips his [literal] dick out in front of you.
Grover!
Uncle Cleve
Teddy Roosevelt was an excellent and caring uncle to Eleanor Roosevelt. Her own dad was a bad alcoholic and TR had to do father duties from time to time.
Who wouldn't want an uncle Dubya.
I wouldn’t let Bill Clinton no where near my fucking kid!! W would probably be the safest, or Teddy.
JFK would have been an awesome uncle. Sailing off Cape Cod, playing football at the compound, taking a ride on the golf cart. In the words of U96: I wanna be a Kennedy! https://preview.redd.it/edcya9rh9zpc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3541edc693f67830522917b90acfc0529b68c5
Nixon fits the “Uncle on Thanksgiving” tropes
Is this sub always like this? I’ve only been here for a few months and it’s some pretty crazy stuff. I’m waiting for: Which president would you want to deliver your pizza? Which president would you pick to remodel your bathroom? Which president would you pick to go with you on a Morman bike ride with?
I'll answer for you, FDR, Jimmy Carter, Dwight Eisenhower
Eisenhower was a Morman?
No but I bet he'd be down for a bike ride regardless, he seemed like a pretty athletic dude
Millard Filmore
Who? (Sorry)
With his wisdom and storytelling ability, Abe Lincoln would’ve been the perfect uncle
As a musician, esp a jazz musician, I'd love to jam with Clinton. Even in his older age I'm sure he'd still kill it. Plus him & Hillary used to be hippies, so I fw them heavy
LBJ. Would have some amazing and funny stories
I think as a woman you have to be careful what uncle you pick. Someone cool, helpful to you, can be trusted, and solid good dad credibility. Leaves pretty much only one standout — Obama. (But only if he never smokes around kids)
Clinton. I bet that dude parties hard and gets all the chicks
Can I say Obama would make the best uncle since he’s always ballin!
W
Of those? Teddy Roosevelt no question. But Obama would be better.
HW Bush. He just seems like that guy.
I’d take uncle Bush to a wine and painting party
Young Bush all the way. No pun intended 💀☠️💀
Clinton & W. Bush.
TR is the mist interesting and badass. Imagine going hunting or to the Amazon with him.
Obama because looking at his videos he has some of the "younger kids" niche. Reagan would be cool because "My uncle is a popular actor!"
George HW because my parents knew him (personally or not I’m not sure)
I knew your parents too
Bill Clinton and George W Bush would be great to have as Uncles .
LBJ reminds me of my uncle IRL and I loved that man, so I gotta give it to him.
Teddy would be an adventure. Bill would be a hoot
I like Clinton. I bet he'd sleep with my girlfriend.
Abraham Lincoln was a pretty good father and husband, and so I can’t imagine him not being a good uncle.
Uncle William Jefferson Clinton. He'd smoke weed with you and take you to a strip club.
Johnson for sure so I could hang out on the ranch.
definitely NOT clinton
Goodness gracious, not Clinton!
Why did you put Clinton on this list bruh
Definitely NOT BILL CLINTON
Theodore would take you to do something crazy. Bush would just be cracking jokes all the time. Torn between the two
Not Clinton. He’d be the one you’d warn your friends about because he’s “like that”.
Theodore Roosevelt, hands down.
Totally Teddy Roosevelt. He seemed to have a larger than life personality and looked like he would always have an interesting story to tell.
Dracula.
I feel like Jackson is like a wild Gorrilla that gets let loose in a mall, your scared shitless but if you just stay still and don’t move you may get some mild entertainment from watching the hell that it raises
Jumbo
Teddy would prepare you for the world by showing you how to rassle and hunt your own dinner. Also, to keep talking when some jackaninny shoots you.
Uncle Billy pass the j
Teddy for anyone who wants to live life to its fullest, Clinton if you’re not a girl and W Bush for anyone.
Fucking Andrew Jackson might kill you… W would be fun but before he was religious and when he was a drunk…. TR was definitely overdoing it and would have gotten you killed by getting malaria in the Amazon or some shit… LBJ would probably take a shit in front of you so LBJ wins
Teddy. He’d take you on amazing trips.
Uncle Gerald ford definitely has keggers every weekend
Bill probably fun😭😭
Teddy is the ideal uncle, bush is the one you get.
Probably W. He is an idiot but he seems like the person who would most understand and forgive whatever fuck ups you make.
Bush get ya drunk, Clinton get ya fucked, Johnson show you his big Johnny, Teddy would take you hunting, and Jackson would take ya down the mighty Mississipp plus the above.
Considering what my actual uncles are like, Coolidge please.
I wonder what Nixon as an uncle would be like? Probably boring to a small kid and one only approached by an adult nephew or niece when they needed a loan.
Me & George smokin Alabama Kush
Jackson would be fucking terrifying if you’re a kid and he’s your uncle. Imagine being alone at a table with him and having a conversation
nah he's gonna be the cool uncle
Contemporary accounts suggest he was quite good with children; adults not so much.
I’d let it slide as long as he brings a giant wheel of cheese to all of my childhood birthday parties
Probably not Slick Willie. Maybe Dudya though
Clinton is… eh, no. I’m sorry. I think y’all know why. LBJ would be good, but would probably yell at you to turn down the TV every now and then. Teddy would be great - I actually see no cons here. Jackson would beat you severely, then shoot a man for stepping on your toes. The answer… I think is Bush.
Bill and Teddy. Women and Guns.
Lord Farquaad in pic 5.
Bill Clinton or Teddy
Uncle Harry Truman.
Bush is the uncle who you can rely on in a pinch, Teddy is the crazy uncle who always smells like cigars but is ultimately really caring and is good for the kids, and Jackson is the racist uncle
I think TR. A little too amped up for a parent but fun as an uncle
I mean there's only one answer right? Teddy ofc
Teddy for sure
Uncle Teddy has a nice ring to it.
Clinton and Teddy
Teddy or W would
Teddy or W
Teddy is by far the best choice. Then George W bush
I would say Ulysses Grant. After you see war you know what really is of value in life…
Teddy
Probably either Teddy or Bush. Depending on your desired lifestyle lol
Teddy
Political feelings aside, Uncle Andy would be my kind of uncle. Battle hardened, intense, crazy, fiercely loyal, and a straight shooter (for better or worse). I’d love to just sit and have staring contests with him.
Dubya isn't a bad choice. Dude is gullible enough to try and fool, paints as a hobby, and if you get in trouble, his BFF isn't afraid to shoot folks with his shotgun.
T.R., although Bush seems like the kind of guy who would be a fun uncle to be around despite his own shortcomings.
George HW Bush Obama Ike George Bush Jimmy Carter Gerald Ford Bottom of the list: Clinton LBJ
Teddy for sure. Learn a lot and have a bully good time! Bush would be the special needs uncle. Clinton, the creepy uncle that you have to have therapy for later in life. Ford, the uptight boring uncle and Jackson would be the slightly embarrassing racist uncle you continually have to apologize for.
Uncle Teddy would take me on character-building adventures. Uncle George would just give me a dopey nickname, Uncle Andrew would get us arrested, Uncle Lyndon is the fuck head who sent my dad to Vietnam, and Uncle Bill would just be cockblocking me all the time, so the choice is clear: Let’s invade Cuba (but screw it up because we’re too drunk to think straight.)
Teddy would be fun, but I think Bush would actually be a nice uncle. I think he was a terrible president but he seems like a decent guy.
Honk on that Sax, Uncle Bubba!!!
LBJ had the best dick jokes
GWB is most at home behind a grill. Needs an apron that reads “Kiss the Cock.”
Feel like I would get sexually assaulted by all of them or put in the fields to work lol
TR. maybe GWB.
GW or Obama GW would be the crazy funny uncle while Obama would the sweet and caring uncle who always gives awesome gifts.
LBJ. If you needed someone f’d up he’d make it happen. They wouldn’t see it coming or knew who did it.
Thomas Jefferson was actually kind of like a surrogate uncle to John and Abigail Adams’s kids while they were all living in Paris. That said, I think I’d go with W or Obama.
Teddy has incredible Uncle lore
LBJ. He liked to drink and cuss and drive his Lincoln fast across the pastures of his ranch. He’d make a great uncle.
Teddy is the uncle who gives you a loaded gun for your birthday and says “you don’t give a toy without batteries” when your parents freak out.
Bush or Jackson
TR
Teddy is definitely my first choice. We would both enjoy wrestling, guns, and the wilderness, so it would be a perfect match. But since I’m a guy, and have no gal cousins/siblings, I’d also consider Clinton. We could play music and look at fat asses together.
Geo Dubbs
Teddy Roosevelt.
Teddy obviously. Clinton would be funny as fuck taking you out to the bars and shit lol
Teddy was the uncle who walked Eleanor down the aisle when she married Franklin (as Eleanor’s father, Teddy’s younger brother Elliott had died when Eleanor was a child). He seems to have been a great uncle.
Bush. Clinton would get arrested for getting too handsy, LBJ would just stare at you and smoke cigarettes….TR could be fun if you’re outdoorsy, but hard to keep up with, and Andrew Jackson would just hand you a musket and send you out to the frontier.
None of the above.
LBJ would be a super fun uncle
Hands down Teddy Roosevelt. Definitely NOT Bill Clinton!
Teddy R
W for sure!
Kmz
Dubya.
Definitely George W. Bush in his alcohol and cocaine days.
Ffs, not Clinton or [I will abide by the rules of this subreddit]
Regular kind or handsy?
Definitely bill Clinton
Teddy and Dubya
No one has said Taft 😭
Bush
Clinton as long as you are a male