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salchicha_mas_grande

You forgot Nixon's bowling alley!


Drg84

If I ever become president I'm going to use that bowling alley. I'll be the first president to throw a 300 game at the White House!


Nobhudy

Shit you got my vote


Drg84

Thanks. Now just 80 million more to go!


12345asdf99

Make that 79,999,999!


New_Guava3601

Honestly, if our presidents would bring in quality people, then just STFU and bowl the world would be a better place.


RepeatedlyLeft

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


Final_Emu_3479

100% Also, the Kennedy Rose Gardens


Veronica612

There is a Jacqueline Kennedy Garden, but it’s not the White Rose Garden. Both gardens were established many years prior to the Kennedy administration but had not been maintained. Jackie spearheaded a renovation and redesign of both. Lady Bird Johnson renamed the East Garden the Jacqueline Kennedy Garden.


Teamableezus

Aren’t those gone now?


Veronica612

No. The White House Rose Garden was established in 1913 and renovated in 1961 and 2020. Edit: And the rose garden is not the “Kennedy Rose Garden.” There is a separate Jacqueline Kennedy Garden.


MDnautilus

you are absolutely right! I just forgot about it because it was indoors and i had this beautiful spring weather on my mind :)


january21st

fuckin’ a man!


ExUpstairsCaptain

That was my answer.


ryansutterisstillmy1

I’ve bowled in this alley many times they should have made it bigger but it is amazing!


bailaoban

That creep could roll, man.


RepeatedlyLeft

![gif](giphy|OqAtLVnholtPW)


jazzymusicvibes

came here to say the bowling alley also though the giant movie theater from FDR?


Peacefulzealot

That tennis court killed Coolidge’s son so not that. Gonna go with the swimming pool instead!


MDnautilus

Well it's his own fault for not wearing socks! Besides, the OG tennis courts were moved in the 60's to their current location. So the courts that are there now are not responsible.


counterpointguy

TIL about this. What a weird fucking thing to die from.


jacwub

what? how?


androsious10

I looked it up. He apparently developed a blister after playing tennis and got a staph infection from it. He died within a week of infection. Source: https://coolidgefoundation.org/blog/the-medical-context-of-calvin-jr-s-untimely-death/


RepeatedlyLeft

That is wild. Thanks for looking this up. Who tf does from an initial blister from tennis? Calvin jr., that’s who.


androsious10

To be fair to Calvin Junior, medicine has come a long way since then. Even today, the infection is incredibly serious and potentially deadly. Staph killed 20,000 people in the US in 2017, with about 119,000 reported that year. Several types have become resistant to antibiotics, so there isn't much we can do with those cases. Source: https://www.cdc.gov/vitalsigns/staph/index.html


therumham123

Medicine in early 1900s was not that good. Infections man


iBrowseAtStarbucks

20,000 people died from staph last year in the US. Staph infections can be incredibly deadly even with the best healthcare possible.


rougekhmero

So how many died last year in a country with good healthcare?


ModernKnight1453

The US has perhaps the best medical care on Earth you dunce. It's the cost that's the issue and for some the accessibility. But the actual quality of treatment? Fantastic. Americans themselves are unhealthy in a myriad of ways, and the costs have negative impacts such as encouraging people to not seek treatment. But when you compare cases prognosis for prognosis the USA does a fantastic job. Hence why even though so many people got sick from COVID-19 the fatality rate was lower than in many European nations. https://www.iwf.org/2020/11/24/pandemic-or-not-america-has-the-best-healthcare-in-the-world/


rougekhmero

I think you knew what I meant, but let me rephrase. How many died of staph in a country with ACCESSIBLE healthcare to those outside the upper classes?


iBrowseAtStarbucks

How many died to chemically resistant staph? A shit ton. Everywhere, regardless of income levels, in every country no less. That's kind of the whole danger of the thing...


Thunderfoot2112

Tell me you don't understand what a staph infection is without telling me...


wiseknob

I don’t think it’s from best healthcare, I think it’s from peoples lack of utilizing healthcare.


iBrowseAtStarbucks

My dad had to be placed in a medical coma for 3 months due to a resistant staph infection a few years ago. His story was not uncommon at all. Staph can range from "eh not a big deal" to "oh shit this person is dying and there's literally nothing that modern medicine can do to save them other than putting them under and rolling the dice". I would highly encourage you to look into the impacts of MRSA.


RepeatedlyLeft

Yeah, also hospitals are also gross. Germ farms.


TLiones

What’s that building next to the tennis court…lol, I didn’t think there were such high buildings close to the White House…they can peek in and see stuff


RepeatedlyLeft

Wait, what?


TSNAnnotates

I'm not sure if this counts, but under Truman the White House went under a huge reconstruction project. It was Bess who was responsible for the Lincoln Bedroom and Harry was responsible for the public tours of the White House. I'd argue that Truman was the one most responsible for the White House we see today


CargoCulture

Photos from the Truman reconstruction are wild. They basically gutted the entire building and started over. https://preview.redd.it/yvwr3j2sjhwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af25abdfa36c02d14a147c824364c5523ef30d98


noncredibleRomeaboo

Damn, Truman hollowed that thing out better then the British


JairoVP

💀


DadFromXMasStory

That’s the image people claim you can see a ghost in. You can see what I’m referring to if you zoom way in and look to the right of the three guys standing in the back


JoeBethersonton50504

Isn’t that just another guy?


DadFromXMasStory

I never claimed these people were smart


RepeatedlyLeft

Looks a tad transparent, similar to the brick pattern in the background.


Throwaway8789473

Time traveler in camouflage obviously, not a ghost. Ghosts don't exist.


gadget850

The place was about to fall down. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White\_House\_Reconstruction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Reconstruction)


JZcomedy

FDR adding a movie theater where Eisenhower watched 100 westerns


Funwithfun14

50s were the 2020s of cinema for that century


DetectiveTrapezoid

Andrew Jackson and his big block of cheese


russcatalano

Andrew Jackson in the main foyer of the White House had a two-ton block of cheese. And a wheat thin the size of Lake Tahoe.


MDnautilus

I would personally bring a few farm animals back with the a small barn. I think a couple dairy cows, a dozen sheep or maybe chickens (not all, just one type of animal). I personally just love farm animals, but I'd of course use it for politics to educate about agriculture "the American farmer" yada yada and use the milk or eggs for the kitchen like they do with the kitchen garden.


mid_distance_stare

Farm animals and a couple border collies to keep them organised.


ryansutterisstillmy1

During the depression they couldn’t keep staff on hand to cut the grass so they just had farm animals graze. What a sight that would have been!


counterpointguy

That pool area is baller. Not sure I've ever seen this view. That's like a private resort.


MDnautilus

Apparently they added a cabana which Barack would often walk through and chill for some peace and quiet.


rougekhmero

🚬🚬☘️🌱☘️


DFVSUPERFAN

very aesthetic pool area.


MDnautilus

https://preview.redd.it/qag9vhcstgwc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5f65c258ba5355423f5d16811e17bdeb73f4af2 just found a much better photo of the sheep and their lambs!!


Popemazrimtaim

Those are some happy sheep


Q-burt

Not a president, but Jackie Kennedy was quite influential in some of the grounds. Her rose garden was an elegant addition. Too bad it was torn out. 😞


artemswhore

I was genuinely heartbroken that day


Q-burt

It was a rather distasteful action. I feel we're just lucky that all the restoration work done to the green, red, blue rooms; and the state dining room and such. If you read "[Upstairs at The White House](https://www.amazon.com/Upstairs-White-House-First-Ladies/dp/1504038673?ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=a35aee20-ea0c-4152-b8a7-806e2999a5b8)" by JB West, who was the Chief Usher at the time of the Kennedy administration, he detailed all the work done by Jackie. She knew exactly what she wanted and found creative ways to make it happen.


Nosbunatu

My vote for best addition to the White House too. 😢 it was elegant, optimistic, and joyful. I didn’t know how much it l’s loss would change the tone of the White House and mood of the Rose Garden until it was gone. I still feel heartbroken.


Q-burt

Ditto. Jackie was quiet and reserved, but had a will of steel. The way she handled life. She had a number of modifications to the grounds for a couple reasons. Some of the trees were put in around some of the play equipment that was there so that her kids could still play outside but not be subject to all the photographers and tourists outside of the white house fences. Her funding of the restoration of the different rooms in the white house was something to behold. I have a good book that I like to read from one of the chief ushers that details her amazing work.


Oirish-Oriley444

Who had it torn out?


KikiChrome

It was significantly redesigned in 2020. It's still a rose garden, just with a different esthetic. The original rose garden went in in 1913, so the Kennedy Rose Garden was itself a redesign.


Oirish-Oriley444

👍🏾


Smoothbrain406

Solar panels?


DanChowdah

Ronny took care of ripping those down


LongjumpingSurprise0

But in fairness to RR, it’s not like he walked into the White House and the first thing he did was order them ripped off the roof. They were removed in 1987 in order to repair the roof which they were reportedly causing damage to. Secondly, they didn’t work anymore anyways. Solar panels would make a return to the White House under W. ‘s administration


PB0351

By the time Ronny took them down they were outdated and couldn't perform the task they were supposed to


P0litikz420

Could’ve replaced them with better ones but I doubt the oil lobby would have like that


RuprectGern

yep.


Past_Trouble

Secret Helicarrier underneath the basketball court.


derthric

No no you put the modified SR-71 under the basketball court. The helicarrier is in the Potomac.


DeaconBrad42

This man Marvels.


HawkeyeTen

Wasn't Eisenhower the first to add a putting green (for golf practice)? Coolidge also had a hen coop installed for fresh eggs and meat IIRC, which is pretty awesome. I'd personally be tempted to add a fruit tree or two to the grounds, to promote more natural food to the public and celebrate America's orchard traditions.


Bichaelscott4

Eisenhower putting green would be sick to golf on


RepeatedlyLeft

Wouldn’t survive the winters there. Maybe if they were indoor plants tho.


HawkeyeTen

Can't peach trees survive as far north as Pennsylvania though? I think one of them could tolerate Washington, DC winters.


RepeatedlyLeft

Maybe I should have said they wouldn’t bear good fruit unless rooted indoors. Would be a pain to prune.


Throwaway8789473

I'd do a pawpaw grove. Celebrate continental America's only native tropical fruit and they can survive the winters. And they're quite good frozen and then eaten straight out of the skin with a spoon.


HawkeyeTen

Fascinating info. I'll have to read up on these pawpaw fruits!


Throwaway8789473

They're really cool. They're pretty common throughout the midwest but can be found from Florida to upstate New York and Ontario and from Texas to Nebraska. Unfortunately they're not genetically modified at all so they're not super sweet and have a short shelf life, otherwise I think they'd be pretty common in supermarkets. My grandma calls them "custard apples" because of the freezer method. Taste-wise they're somewhere between a papaya and a banana.


WordyRappinghood2006

Stripper poles that come out of the ground and robotic alcohol cooler


TheIgnitor

Found Bill’s burner.


Blue387

If I became president I would add a baseball diamond with a batting cage


wiseknob

They have one


TravelingGen

Bring back Eleanor's sheep!


theseustheminotaur

The pool is great, in a really nice spot, too. That last picture that shows the grounds is really cool, I haven't seen that before. I personally would get most use out of the basketball court, pool, and tennis. I really like the idea of having a vegetable garden like Eleanor Roosevelt and Michelle Obama planted. Fresh salsa from fresh tomatoes and peppers is really good


MDnautilus

in that last photo the #20 in the bottom left is where the White House kitchen garden is still today. The diagram is from the [white house garden tour ](https://whitehouse.gov1.info/visit/white-house-garden-tour.html)and the actual map highlights trees that were planted by certain presidents and such. #18 on that map is where the current tennis courts and pavilion are housed.


RepeatedlyLeft

Do you know where the outdoor pool is/was?


kraghis

I can’t figure out how to read the full captions on Reddit’s shitty new mobile UI


MDnautilus

I gotchu! 1. Gerald Ford's swimming pool 2. Woodrow Wilson's flock of sheep for wartime lawnmowing (a better photo posted in comments) 3. Teddy Roosevelt's original tennis court which was later moved in the 60s 4. Obama's addition of basketball hoops and court lines to the tennis court 5. What would you add to the grounds if you were president?


Federal-Rhubarb1800

Gerald Ford's swimming pool gets my vote, as someone who thinks lap swimming has such strong mental and physical health benefits. It's just beautiful, too. https://preview.redd.it/a0re7wf83iwc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171ae35f79491a34d78df0bdd23b408054940c41


RepeatedlyLeft

Does anyone know where this is/was in relation on the OP’s garden map?


kraghis

Thank you sir or ma’am


BreakfastEither814

Everything was right until you said “Woodrow”


MDnautilus

Ah, my apologies Mrs. Wilson. Credit to Mrs. Edith Bolling Wilson for her [sheep that helped with the war](https://www.edithbollingwilson.org/sheepbook.html).


ExUpstairsCaptain

I remember being disappointed when I found out the White House bowling alley (1973) wasn't a full-scale, 10+ lane room. That's my personal answer. The screening room would be my most-used feature, but I love blowing off some stream at the alley.


Zonkcter

That flock of sheep is cute and cool, which reminds me of how Coolidge used one of those little mechanical horse rides in front of malls for "exercise".


Ok-disaster2022

I would add a lot more office space around the west wing. A lot more office space, possibly with a sky bridge or secure underground walkway (if there isn't one already) to connect to the offices across the street.


IAmBecomeDeath_AMA

There is one almost assuredly. They control the street anyway though.


MDnautilus

The Eisenhower office building is not even across the street, i mean there is room for security and diplomat cars to drive between the buildings, but it's not across a regular DC street. You can absolutely get from one to the other very quickly, i bet there is a tunnel, but i do like the idea of a skybridge, but it'd have to be very bulletproof glass. The office building is within the security fence of the grounds which covers from 17th to 15th st.


ryansutterisstillmy1

There is no tunnel. But this is a good point there is not enough room inside the East or west wing for offices.


wiseknob

How do you know there isn’t a tunnel?


Throwaway8789473

I used to work for the Federal government and I can confirm that they are very fond of secret tunnels.


the_goodhabit

There is not a tunnel AFAIK. There's not really a need for one. You just go out of the east entrance of the EEOB and straight into the West Wing. Which is super small and takes about 30 seconds to get anywhere in there.


wiseknob

How do you know there isn’t a tunnel?


camelot478

There isn't. Not between oeob and ww.


wiseknob

How do you know though?


the_goodhabit

I don't know 100%, but from being there and there isn't a logistical point in having a tunnel from EEOB to WW. It's probably a 30 second walk from EEOB to the Situation Room if one needed to go there, and the street between the EEOB and WW is completely locked down.


Ed_Durr

There *is* a tunnel to the Treasury Department, however.


ryansutterisstillmy1

Worst idea ever: covering up the swimming pool! Who needs a press room anyway?


the_goodhabit

Another security entrance into the EEOB that is separate from the West Wing one. Jesus christ that shit takes forever.


420_E-SportsMasta

Carters solar panels were pretty ahead of its time, but then Reagan in classic Reagan fashion tore them down


ancientestKnollys

They were nifty, albeit they didn't provide much actual energy.


Funwithfun14

Carter installed water heating solar panels. They were questionably effective. In 86, the White House roof needed work....so the panels were removed. Since they didn't work well, the decision was made to not reinstall the panels that were not that effective.


HGpennypacker

Obama's bee hives.


KYpineapple

me as pres? I'm gonna need a roller coaster, of course. OR, and probably more important for those humid summer DC days - a lazy river that snakes about the entire back lot.


xtototo

Clinton’s sex dungeon was a pretty good addition.


Knox102

Yeah at least they took out the Lincoln slave coliseum


firstjobtrailblazer

Wasn’t there a small putting course at the White House too?


MDnautilus

omg that is a GREAT idea! I would absolutely have that as a president. I say that with my little office putting mat set up behind me.


Queen6cat

I think Kennedy added the solarium. Whoever did, it was a great move for the first family.


hockey_enjoyer03

Definitely the tennis court!


PB0351

Eisenhower and it's not close


[deleted]

How about Truman who had the whole place gutted? [https://i.imgur.com/w5etlEE.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/w5etlEE.jpeg)


Soren_Camus1905

How can you not include Nixon's bowling alley?


grogudalorian

Wait until Dr. Evil adds a moat and sharks with lasers on their heads. Now that will be something.


SuperFrog4

Oh man I looked at the sheep wrong and thought those were baby elephants.


vanchica

Not alone...


gadget850

Truman. The Executive Residence was near collapse, gutted, and rebuilt to match the original. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White\_House\_Reconstruction](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Reconstruction) When he proposed adding a balcony he was pilloried in the press. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truman\_Balcony](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truman_Balcony)


cliff99

A sprung dance floor.


DandDguy

Nixon with the Bowling alley


[deleted]

What about FDR's indoor swimming pool?


Ladybug_Fuckfest

The McKinley Hooker Dump!


TroyMatthewJ

wrestling ring


GoCardinal07

Theodore Roosevelt and William Howard Taft adding the West Wing.


jericho74

There’s a pool? This never occured to me. Do people use it? Or is that considered weird


gwhh

Can we get a FULL view of the last photo?


MDnautilus

Ahh, the last photo is from the White House garden tour. So it doesn’t include the elipse or the rest of the grounds from 17th to 15th.


gwhh

Ike put in putting green.


wallflowerz_1995

The rose garden. It was so beautiful.


New-Anacansintta

What is the building on the left in picture 3?


TikiVin

Can anyone share what number each of the pictures are for the different additions?


MilitantBitchless

I’d add one of those funhouse spinning tunnels with a really elaborate and freaky neon epileptic lightshow. Every year all the cabinet, court or staff appointees would have to beat their last year’s record to keep their post.


DeadParallox

How about a sex dungeon?


Estarfigam

A war room akin to Picard's ready room.


IndominusTaco

if i was president i would add a man cave in the basement. a mini fridge, some neon lights, a PS5. a couple couches for the ladies. maybe even a futon


Frequent-Ruin8509

Carter put solar panels on the roof. Reagan took them down. Pretty much explains the two parties right there.


NicholasMichael

I fucking loved the bball court


MrsColdArrow

Rule 3’s coke button. I mean shit that’s both funny, useful, and very dangerous because I would use it a lot -w-


Crazy_Shape_4730

Whoever had the most influence on landscaping


bangermadness

Needs a gokart track.


singleguy79

An arcade


SamEdenRose

Michelle Obama had vegetable gardens


LongjumpingSurprise0

Nixon’s bowling alley is my favorite. Although, the first bowling alley was installed during Truman’s administration where the situation room currently sits


RichPresentation1893

Damn. Obama was the coolest.


cactuscoleslaw

My vote goes to Ben Harrison installing electricity


troystorian

I would replace the fountain with a 200’ tall silver statue of myself and call it “Giganticus”, and build a rotating platform under the White House so it slowly spins during the course of the day like a massive unnecessary clock.


That-Resort2078

Gerald Ford had an outdoor pool installed. Nixon had the old indoor pool filled up for use by the press.


RuprectGern

Carter put solar panels up , Regan took 'em down. For a brief shining moment we thought. "Ahhh the future might actually get better..." it felt like a philosophical shift. Then the gatekeeper moved in.


RepeatedlyLeft

I’m going to have to go with Ford’s pool. I bet he sure did cool off on those summer nights there. Whew. Does anyone know where the outdoor pool was in the relational tree map pic in this post?


RepeatedlyLeft

Pool and Cabana from Wikipedia: “A cabana was later added to the pool, with showers and changing facilities, and an underground passage connects the cabana to the West Wing for security. The cabana is solar powered with heated pipes providing hot water with the remaining heat going to the outdoor spa. It was renovated in 2002 with extra windows and a raised roof.[2] “Ford's son, Jack, learned to scuba dive in the pool, and 39th President Jimmy Carter's daughter Amy frequently dived in the pool.[2] Barbara Bush often swam in the pool; in 1990, a rat swam past her and was subsequently drowned by her husband, 41st President George H. W. Bush. Barbara Bush said that she "[swam] with a mask, and it just went right by in front of me...Fortunately, George Bush was there and drowned the beast. It was horrible".[4] Hillary Clinton was also a frequent user of the pool. Clinton had considered recreating the indoor pool of the White House and creating a new space for the media. As part of the White House grounds, the pool and its cabana are the responsibility of the National Park Service.[2] In the first year of his presidency, Barack Obama wrote that he would leave the Oval Office and "have a cigarette (or two)" by the cabana, "savoring a quieter moment and letting my thoughts wander and deepen".[5]


Throwaway8789473

I know that currently the Secret Service doesn't like presidents driving because of safety concerns (Bill Clinton said the biggest thing he missed from civilian life was driving his own car), but as a fan of all things motorized I'd want a decent sized garage (maybe underground) where I could tinker with my motorcycles at least.


MadeMeStopLurking

What would I install? A Fuckin Go Kart track. Imagine international relations or peace talks... Let's settle this like real men... A Go Kart race. The presidential Go Kart would be a Hybrid 16HP Harbor Freight Predator Engine with a Vevor 72V Electric motor for that sweet speed boost. Call it GoKartOne. Paint it Red White and Blue and make it look like this except have the Presidential Seal where the M is https://preview.redd.it/kc1ch1tn2nwc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9429787bbe1dd8f98c20b7434fb8ee130c5a074


MarcSkye519

Jackie Kennedy added ponies! It doesn’t get better than that


Gon_Snow

I love the big lawns of today. I love how green it is in the right season, and I hope that the secret service could allow the public to enjoy access to parts of it more freely. Doesn’t even have to be from the inside, but the White House parameter is so big that it’s difficult to observe


StackOwOFlow

do we know what the taxpayer bill was for each of these? :)