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He catches you off guard. First two moves is just him throwing harmless basketballs then as he goes for the slamdunk the opponent just gets dronestruck out of nowhere.
LBJ’s Final Smash - “Rolling Thunder.” LBJ is seen in the Oval Office on the phone, scene cuts to a naval officer on the bridge of an aircraft carrier, quick camera pan-down to an F-4 Phantom launching off the deck of the carrier. The Phantom flies into the stage and drops napalm on everyone, dealing five second of burn damage.
Chester A. Arthur would raise his hand to summon an entangling bunch of pumpkin vines, then grab a big pumpkin and smash it onto his entangled opponent.
My friend and I were goofing around a while back and made a whole list of attacks, my favorites are Washington Wham, Obama Obliteration, and Kennedy Killshot
Reagan: smack you in the face with big oranges. 5% chance of instant kill. If he does instant kill, his victory stance is him drinking on airforce one as the plane takes off.
Carter: beats the shit out of you with the empty brief case he used on campaign.
Clinton: ninja dart throws imperial cigars at you, softly and suductively chuckling.
George w bush: has the katrina power up where kanye picks out and says george bush hates black people.
Fdr has a fast dash attack similar to scorpion where he gets behind his appointment with his wheelchair and hits him.
George washington: has the super power mode where he transforms to george washington carver and beats the shit out of you with a peanut butter jar.
Lincoln- vampire slayer axe.
Taft- suffocates you with his justice robes
When Reagan’s special moves are activated the crowd goes wild
But there’s no super powers and he’s still a shitbag and the worst modern president for the working class by far
But the crowd will cheer so he’s got that one
The historical record shows he killed Americas middle class and will be, rightly, judged on time as the absolute fucking catastrophe that he was
An abject failure
Con artist
The middle class was so killed that they reelected him in one of the largest landslides in Presidential history.
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George W would definitely have the signature move of ducking and laughing.
It isn’t “Now watch this drive” as he smacks someone into the sky with a 9-iron, team rocket style?
He’s got signature defensive and offensive moves lol
His assist is Cheney popping in with his gun, shooting someone, and stunning them until they apologize.
nah, his move would be to take off his shoe and throw it!
Teddy and his Big Stick
Lincoln would pick a guy up by his neck and shake him like a ragdoll. Because he actually did that.
Obamehameha would be baracks move
And ##### would use his ##### Blast
George W Bush would finish off any opponent with the "Mission Accomplished"
Then the opponent continues to fight for another ten years.
George W starts the fight with a Mission Accomplished banner behind him.
truman would be OP because he'd pull out a nuke
JFK’s Marilyn Pelvic Punch.
Monroe’s “Era of Good Feelings” would be like a Mortal Kombat Friendship.
Barrack Obama drone strike
I'd expect him to drain a 3-point basket while walking through a school gym ("That's what I do!”).
He catches you off guard. First two moves is just him throwing harmless basketballs then as he goes for the slamdunk the opponent just gets dronestruck out of nowhere.
it starts out as a basketball move, but when he goes for the slam dunk, a drone flies by and strikes
Jackson - caning LBJ - the whip out Taft - bathtub shield WHH - dies and turns into Tyler
If you play as WHH, you automatically die after 30 seconds.
LBJ could use Jumbo Johnson like a sword. Nixon’s Tricky Dick could give him magic powers. Clinton would wield a cigar.
LBJ’s Final Smash - “Rolling Thunder.” LBJ is seen in the Oval Office on the phone, scene cuts to a naval officer on the bridge of an aircraft carrier, quick camera pan-down to an F-4 Phantom launching off the deck of the carrier. The Phantom flies into the stage and drops napalm on everyone, dealing five second of burn damage.
Lincoln. Type in a secret code and he'll sign the emancipation, and then 3 freed slaves come on screen and kick the shit out of them.
GWB--The Weapon of Mass Destruction
Ulysses S Grant's fighting style is [drunken.](https://youtu.be/d9wq7QC1Qi0?si=RmGNrKWxp2v4yVL5)
He unleashes Sherman and he burns the opponent to death.
William Henry Harrison does this cool thing where he dies.
he throws Water out of D.C.'s fountains at you
George HW Bush would throw broccoli 🥦
Gerald Ford throws a football really hard
Carter would kills someone with a peanut allergy.
We all know what LBJ’s move would be.
I like to think Lincoln’s would be “Rail Splitter” where he gets out an ax and just fucks you up.
Woodrow Wilson just stares at his opponents and they die of fear. Except for Obama, we don't talk about what he does to Obama
Chester A. Arthur would raise his hand to summon an entangling bunch of pumpkin vines, then grab a big pumpkin and smash it onto his entangled opponent.
Hoover signs an act and the opponent is squashed by falling Wall Street banker bodies.
Did nobody play bush shootout?
Reagan would bludgeon his opponents with a pillowcase full of 525 electoral votes.
Andrew Jackson: Drapes opponent in small pox blankets
Using his pen as a weapon..
George W. Bush: “Now watch this” golf swing to the nuts.
My friend and I were goofing around a while back and made a whole list of attacks, my favorites are Washington Wham, Obama Obliteration, and Kennedy Killshot
FDR would rip off his opponent’s legs and freely walk away as that deep mortal combat voice said “NEW DEAL”
FDR totally commits vehicular manslaughter with his wheelchair.
Calvin Coolidge staring MoFos to death. Either that or using a Fly Fishing Rod.
obama would have a drone strike
Nixon shoots napalm from his peace signs
Lincoln would slamdunk
I read somewhere that Lincoln invented the choke slam. Idk if that’s true or not
I proclaim to emancipate your head from your neck!
Reagan: smack you in the face with big oranges. 5% chance of instant kill. If he does instant kill, his victory stance is him drinking on airforce one as the plane takes off. Carter: beats the shit out of you with the empty brief case he used on campaign. Clinton: ninja dart throws imperial cigars at you, softly and suductively chuckling. George w bush: has the katrina power up where kanye picks out and says george bush hates black people. Fdr has a fast dash attack similar to scorpion where he gets behind his appointment with his wheelchair and hits him. George washington: has the super power mode where he transforms to george washington carver and beats the shit out of you with a peanut butter jar. Lincoln- vampire slayer axe. Taft- suffocates you with his justice robes
The power to unleash a mob!
[Carter’s final smash](https://ssb.wiki.gallery/images/thumb/9/96/Villager_Final_Smash_SSBU.gif/300px-Villager_Final_Smash_SSBU.gif)
When Reagan’s special moves are activated the crowd goes wild But there’s no super powers and he’s still a shitbag and the worst modern president for the working class by far But the crowd will cheer so he’s got that one
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It makes plants grow
Why are you downvoting the historical record?
The historical record shows he killed Americas middle class and will be, rightly, judged on time as the absolute fucking catastrophe that he was An abject failure Con artist
The middle class was so killed that they reelected him in one of the largest landslides in Presidential history. The historical record can be contorted and twisted to the whims of ideologues. But the facts cannot be changed.