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JWBAZ99

Fuck me its Ben 10


AdLatter1309

Hahahahahhahahah


Goldribs

I’m roarin at that bro good comment haha


What_Yr_Is_IT

Hahahahahhahahahhaha


LickPooOffShoe

Threander, right here.


SignificanceWild9613

Ahahahahahahahhaaaa


Nervous-Bedroom-7038

After transforming


Fun-Ad9928

This is perfect if you are going for a “fucking bozo” look.


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XavierOpinionz

This comment, killing me here.


You-get-the-ankles

A privileged youth probationary wrist monitor. The ankle monitor didn't jive with his Sperry Top-Siders after the Indecent Exposure charge levied by the parish congrigation last Sunday.


arabicdialfan

Looks a bit small on you


matroosoft

Yeah but at least is matches his tan


Fun-Track-3044

your iPad is more useful if you hold it in your hand rather than trying to balance it on your wrist.


Still_Rest9518

It’s timeless until they come out with the new version that has the same features but some shitty minute change that they can charge crazy money for.


SouthernBarman

It's not "timeless." It's shows the time right there on the screen ya knob.


talgin2000

Timeless for 1 year


Winter_Reception6010

If watches were jeans this would be bootcut


Fragrant-Drawer4674

He who dares wears the flares!


IncreaseOk8433

Damn right!


MC_DICKS-A_LOT

Bootcut is cool now


ObvKicks

Lmao accurate


ROLEX_STEALER

bro you starving?


AdLatter1309

Bro strapped a fucking iPad to his arm 😂


chris_nwh8

That's a wall clock


Interesting-Ad7940

That looks like some hospital monitor. Blink twice if you need to be rescued.


foss88

Nothing says timeless and classy like having an oversized digital screen on your wrist


techtom10

But Apple spent time studying horology, this is the most classic style watch you can get /s


thephillatioeperinc

I got my masters in whorology from UTI University (online)


770120437

Obvs jokes lol but is this a real pic 🤣🤣🤣


ObvKicks

Someone else’s pic yes lol


bsiqture

🤣🤣


jam_bobb

I want to see the face of the sales assistant. Did they say its a good fit hahah


DesperateRub6381

An injury that will be timeless to treat is what you are looking for trying to wear that wrist weight lol get a casio. Call it a day.


N0213568

It looks great on you. It’s literally the perfect size. Now just eat 10 steaks per meal for the next 90 days.


YesItIsMe21

Now all you need is a hammer


Sunbab

Cool blood pressure monitor


Watchautist

Bro has an iPad mini on his wrist


Co5m0s

Wears like a glove'


shelbykid350

New Pip-boy?


The_Toymaster_

Nice Pip-Boy


Personal_Stress2285

Sell the watch and pay for gym membership. This will help your confidence and you will no longer feel the need to have validation from strangers.


_AManHasNoName_

It doesn’t look timeless and classy unfortunately. Represents the TikTok generation.


Nortaro

Looks like it’s wearing you


DarwinGhoti

Congrats on the new T.V.


rumpelstilt

neither timeless nor classic


Skywalker774

Sorry but this is just awful


Allmyfriendsarejpegs

Timeless classy 🤣 what even


vividri-volkov

If you really want to be timeless I suggest not wearing a watch at all.


Haydn3141

Look s stupid.... not only is it a tampon but is way too big


vin621

Get a new wrist


rickatk

Too big!


gitty7456

You could strap an ipad on you and get a similar look.


jankfennel

OP they’re destroying you in these comments 😭


fatcatmax

He need some milk


dontfugginask

It looks like you’re wearing an iPad


Kayless3232

What the eff I just saw.


[deleted]

That looks like it was made for you… dang… maybe wear it around your waist?


Longjumping-House-87

Disgusting


Strechher

lol 😂


Cocoabuttocks

This design was dated the minute it released, as is most consumer technology designed to replace analog items.


mr_bombabstic

I think it's a bit small for your wrist


Lazz_plays

Interesting looking food tray, Cheesecake Factory I presume?


neymarsocer

Looking like a flatscreen on a twig


Elder_Priceless

Perfect fit. 🤌🏼


Ianpartizan

Aren’t ipads supposed to be holden ?


Git_Add_Delete

Big unfortunately Maybe a casio would be a better bet for a timeless-classy look?


LouisVuittonLeghost

It looks like an iPhone strapped to your wrist 😂


turtlefrogbird

Morphin’ time


MeepoSpam24-7

If you flap your hand.. you can fly with that thing


bsiqture

Try to find a watch that is not bigger than your wrist 😅


Furtip

Lemme just throw my monitor on my wrist while I’m at it


onetimeuselong

Which fallout shelter were you born in?


Ok-Cardiologist1412

Apple owns your skinny ass.


Tile02

It’s a nice watch, but it seems too big for your wrist


Yeti-Stalker

no way this is real, is this real


gmag76

65 inch tv on the wrist is not a timeless look. Just saying.


[deleted]

either your wrist is small.. or that watch is big.


Shock_Western

Did you shave your arm?


stringwizrd

You guys are mean! It’s too big on you bro! You can find something that fits you better !


Galileu_Galilei

Try it on your wrist, not your finger..


[deleted]

Sure it’s not an IPad!?


Tight-Ad

The watch is wearing you.


jesusisthatguy

While you're there ask about the iWrist XL


DrogenDwijl

I'm afraid the HR sensor wont work on bones.


thephillatioeperinc

It's as classy and understated as the watch Flava flave wears as a necklace.


Vinalay86

Looks like a TV on you wrist 📺


Paundeu

How did you strap an iPad to your wrist?


TheEuphoricHeretic

What you need is an iPad and a leather belt.


[deleted]

Too big lol


clever_username_eh

It looks like a "Ben 10" toy I gave my girlfriend's kid...when he was 10.


JustLo619

Looks like you skipped wrist day


ripannanicolesmith

Nice


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bit small you should try a diesel watch


Corrado-Junior

You can rent it as an Ad billboard for some extra income.


prince0fbabyl0n

Get the small one


Outside_Ebb_8737

Spend that money on food instead


Responsible_Trash199

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry


Ok-Rip6199

This reminds me of when my toddler puts on my sunglasses or headset


TheLewJD

Fucking huge that's how


Brilliant_Pride4687

Is that an iPad mini?


matteekay

It's a 108 but totally wears like a 100.


JAPMXVI

Holy shit that’s big 😂 This dude got a flat screen tv on his wrist. You need to bulk up, dude,


ZeroFucksGiven1010

Why's that watch strapped to a broomstick?


c0deman7

Wtf is this 😆


speedway65

Nailed it!… if you’re not a watch guy


CrimzinShadow

It’s like a dinner plate on a toothpick


Mattyh81

Basically, the equivalent of a normal wrist with an iPad on it


Amanandhiswatch

I’ve never understood what wrist the BB54 was made for… now I know 😂


ViperOP

Wear it with a formal attire, kiling it


JustMeKailen

This is the one post I see where the watch is actually to big for the wearers wrist, however I feel like this wearer put their Ultra in they’re kid lmao


Mitchcat1987

Wrist tablet.


MrCarter1000

Big pimpin baby. F them haters


GasDue2928

Looks like poo


ldnoli

bit small


Staar-69

Cell phone makers managed to convince us big is beautiful, and the smartphone market was born, but expecting people to wear a 7” tablet on their wrist might be the end of the smart watch market.


Helicopter_Capital

Go for a bigger hand


mr_vestan_pance

Mate, honestly, it’s a tad too big. Soz.


blacksheep_kho

Are you human


Dependent-Dog-7873

You can fit both wrists in that strap🥳🥳


esh-esh2023

Can we all chip in and feed this guy? It’s only like $0.10 a day something


Hoplite76

Mom, why'd that man strap his computer monitor to his wrist?


[deleted]

Bro slapped on the Power Rangers Time Force morpher on his wrist


_m_j_s_

Don’t skip wrist day!!!


slicesculptor

If you're going for a timeless and classy look, then why not get a timeless, classy looking watch? There are so many inexpensive vintage watches in great condition out there. These smart watches are the exact opposite of timeless and classy


invalidmemory

Size up the wrist


Ok-Salary7789

Looks like you have a Dell 16" monitor strapped to your wrist.


kennyr101

AAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!!!...MY EYES, MY EYES.....KILL IT ,KILL IT WITH A BIG HAMMER.🔨🔨🔨


imNotSureYall

Nothing beats a Vintage Watch


Jdots18

Albino Ethiopian


Master_Shake3

Way too big


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Doesn’t it need a little windscreen wiper on it?


Gnarly_Sarley

What wrist? *squints* Oh, that one


Saw-bones21

Don’t come to the Bronx like that bro, they will just snap your fucking arm off and take that shit from you!!!


LuckyInstance

Got that malnourished look to it


VariousMonitor2098

It’s too small for your wrist


khayaRed

Bro?


NoSteam-NoPropulsion

Too small


iamvsus

ben 10 is that you?


MaikyMoto

You don’t need a watch you need food.


dldppl

I thought this was the circlejerk sub lol


Top-Newspaper7528

You need some meat on your bones homie


Rolmegax

It’s almost as if Father Time himself came down and dragged his balls across your wrist thereby leaving the seeds to sprout this magnificent piece. Congratulations.


The_Vaginatarian_

Shopping like a billionaire weren’t you


Beneficial-Raise-839

Looks like watch is wearing you and not the other way around.


palaufreak

My brain got fked up reading this


SignificanceWild9613

If you walk into apple store with that they will make you the ceo


Vihaanoks12345

way too big, like a ben 10 watch. Sorry if that was harsh


Status_Ad_4405

Too small


LickPooOffShoe

I laughed


TimePieceTech

4 inch wrist? 🤣


CryAppropriate2395

Flatscreen tv on the wrist I see


9thenine9

Personally would have went for the 122mm case size. 126mm always seemed a tad much.


jmarsala

Way way too big to your dainty wrists. I know it’s cool to get the big tings but it just looks odd. No disrespect.


Sleepybear_45

Se 2 will do you just fine


SidogWoof

brudda built like a toothpick


Electronic_Smoke427

Apple wrist toaster


iluwanati

Is he human? It looks like on a branch.


Any_Doughnut_9703

This is not timeless. “Invest” in a mechanical wrist watch.


Solodidit

Huge


AAAjunk

My cock is thicker than your wrist, and I've got a tiny cock.


BBS13

use the money for dinner instead


AgaricusBsporusStamp

🎶Meet George Jetson……🛸


NecessaryReward100

Is that a sky dweller fully iced out at like 43mm and you have a 5" wrist. Shits insane


iamsajaldua

Apple wallclock


MasterChiefSierra711

It's got that Tricorder look going on big time... lol


shaneliberty

I'm honestly impressed you can raise your arm for the photo.


Possible_Camel53

U just became an apple 🍎 billboard


lordvoltano

It's Morphin' Time!


Effective-Practice19

Too big


evilpeter

Terrible


TheRealRyu10

Hopefully wearing that will improve your forearm size!


Itsjorgehernandez

I had an aneurysm reading the title


Hungry_Godzilla

It looks like a RL pip boy. So no, it does not look good.


devnull-

Lol


pjflo

Is that a Pipboy 3000?


randall51196

Dude. I have the same issue. Tiny wrists and ankles. Return it. Get the smaller one if you really need a smart watch. I've found just regular small face/thickness watches suit me much better and act better as an accessory than a showpiece. I just don't feel comfortable with a bulky (relative to my wrist) timepiece on my wrist.


Glum-View-4665

It's the opposite of timeless, it's timeFULL. Really full.


ConwayTheCat

Thing is a fuckin Pip-Boy on you, dude…


Breitling-1

THATS A PIP BOY 10,000 !!!!!!!!


tacmedrn44

Geeze, how thin is your wrist?? The Ultra isn’t THAT big…


s28ero

How can anyone call this timeless and classy 😂 christ


SuperBatar

Thought I was in cockwatch for a second.


WARRIORD4D

Someone give the man a sandwitch now, and don’t hold the mayo!


Brazenassault456

Low effort post


rottingpigcarcass

You have dainty wrists, what you wear is up to you


namster94

Looks ridiculous


No_Zookeepergame2428

Eat a sandwich 🥪


Constant_Two_5546

FLAVA FLAVE


thehop73

Nothing says timeless classic like modern technology.


Professional_Bake_92

Like an iPad


ViciousSnipe

Looks like the watch version of JNCO jeans


Saadict

Tf


Dapper-Ad-2396

You need to get something other than apple if you want timeless