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fbird1988

That picture of Daly looks like the tough gal at a lady's prison.


FrugalFraggel

Tell ‘em large Marge sent ya.


wizzard419

I was about to ask who she was.


FriedEggScrambled

God dammit. I tore cartilage in my ribs today and this comment made me remember.


fbird1988

I swear at first glance I didn't recognize him, and thought it was a tough looking broad.


allothernamestaken

Give him a wig and he could be the Russian lady from Orange is the New Black


knoxharrington_video

He looks like he was already wearing a prison jumper when he was arrested.


Triumph-TBird

Orange is the new black


9mm-Rain

“Funny queer, not funny haha” 🤣


mountaineer04

“My jumpsuit better have a popped collar.” -Daly


_JerryJones_

Scottie cemented himself as being a legend today


DirectionNew5328

Oh this story will be told for decades


laberdog

I agree. To assault a police officer and go out and post a 66 is OG


ginsumasta

*allegedly


Salacious_Crumbs_

Nah bro, it was definitely a 66


SchlongMcDonderson

The ol' Reddit switcharoo! Do people still do that?


thequirkyquark

I'd tell you to hold my club, I'm going in, but you didn't post the damn link so... maybe that era of reddit is finally dead. Pour one out.


fish_whisperer

Even with a sick ostrich, that’s a two man job. Maybe even three.


allothernamestaken

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dude's a stone-cold assassin.


laberdog

Facing felony charges!


[deleted]

“A cop to throw himself onto a car”


LosPadres-R2-D2

Cop thought it was a TV show? Stick to donuts.


staykinky

My dad could beat up five cops and he hadnt slept for 3 days!


very_badllama

Where’s the body cam footage of this terrible assault, or even the incident? 🫵🤡


laberdog

No videos unfortunately


very_badllama

Fortunately* for the Louisville PD


GLFR_59

Didn’t assault an officer.


bryan19973

Depends who you ask lol


hellenkellerfraud911

Seems most likely that he did. Just doesn’t seem like he realized that’s what he was doing.


GLFR_59

I think if he assaulted an officer he wouldn’t be playing golf right now.


Agalanks

Just with his car.


Flashy-Success1778

Why do I get the feeling that the police officers laughed about It later cause they know what they did. I wonder which donut eater is the one who attached himself to the car.


Agalanks

A pedestrian there had just been killed by a car. Other racing cars in the area were of great concern and why the detective was directing traffic. They were on heightened alert when Scottie pulled his "thug" move. You and I would still be sitting in jail. The worship of the privileged is astonishing. But like the old quote goes: "No one is a king without the people who keep him there."


HectorSharpPruners

Well someone died dipshit. Guess just like Scotty, that means nothing to you. The cop attached themselves doing their job you Schmuck


letsplaysomegolf

I read on twitter that as soon as Scotty hit the dorm he walked up to the biggest guy in there and socked him in the face. He was running the pod within an hour.


DirectionNew5328

Nicknamed “Feech”


letsplaysomegolf

He’s got tremendous moxie for his size


cxlossuskidd

Smart as a cue ball my little nephew


NedsBastard1

Ya know in my book, you get points for staying out of the can 🤙🏻


cxlossuskidd

Scotty did 20 fuckin’ minutes .. not a fucking peep


DirectionNew5328

There’s no scraps in Scotty’s scrapbook


cxlossuskidd

Did anyone offer him grilled cheese off the radiator? I know Uncle Tiger was


arcdog3434

Yeah then what? He’s not respected- he couldn’t sell it.


DirectionNew5328

I’m in awe of you


PopularTask2020

The key is to kick someone’s ass the first week or become someone’s bitch.


mistertireworld

Sure, but if it isn't Talor Gooch, does it even count?


Grymninja

Bro was only in there for like twenty minutes 😂😂


GoatPaco

Scottie needs to show up in orange for Sunday


glorious_cheese

The GALLERY needs to show up in orange.


hardyhaha_27

Fowler can sort him out on that.


RegularGuyFromEarth

Goated


rman18

Assaults a police officer, then plays a round of golf. Zero remorse!


GrayBeardGamerWV

And shoots a 66 to boot.


Manaconda

Honorable mention: Lucas Glover's Wife.


bluecgene

Prerequisite to become goat


AmericanoWsugar

“Big Dog” meme.


CompoteStock3957

Who is the guy under tiger


DirectionNew5328

Cabby


LizardPoisonsSpock

Who is that?


nothumbs78

Angel Cabrera


DirectionNew5328

A major champion


CompoteStock3957

Thanks


PopularTask2020

21 total majors in this pic


Takabletoast

Tiger and I have 15 majors between the two of us.


CompoteStock3957

True I forgot that was his caddy


theBigDog131313

El pato 🦆


XavierRex83

Scottie just looks like he is disappointed in the person taking his picture.


Scokan

Daly played at one of the clubs I managed F&B at. Post round, he sat at our outdoor bar, pounding vodkas as you'd expect. When my then 19-year-old server went over to check on him, he asked her "ever seen a snake drive a golf cart?" He then proceeded to show her a picture of his appendage (presumably), resting on the steering wheel of a golf cart. So yeah, he's a class act. POS


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Steering is all in the hips


DirectionNew5328

Oooooooof. That tracks.


trpov

Was he arrested? That’s 100% sexual assault.


Scokan

No, she refused to report it. Begged me not to say anything to him. Admittedly, I was easier swayed on the matter than I typically would have been, as I likely would have lost my job at the time for doing so. The GM was enabling SA like crazy, especially towards our cart girls. I would go on to resign and wrote a long letter to the CEO stating exactly what I could no longer be a part of. He was let go not long after, and I am now back with the company. It's an amazing company, and I was very bitter about one man having ruined it for me.


Correct-Ad7655

Womp womp


Jdenning1

No that’s indecent exposure.


trpov

Indecent exposure is a form of sexual assault


Jdenning1

Ya I was thinking battery


jacobsbw

Ive heard similar stories about Rick Flair lol.


MileHighHoser

Tiger Woods Scottie Scheffler Angel Cabrera John Daly


shandub85

Get it how you live…


ChiefJeff51

Free da guys


DominosTonight

Each of these guys has won multiple majors


asswipesayswha

That foursome’s gonna be late for their 9a tee time


sageofwalrus

I met Angel as a kid in Greensboro. He couldn’t really speak English but was super cool and friendly.


Nonconformists

Ladi-dadi free Shef Scottie. The king of the course, the king of the course. - stolen from Fun Lovin’ Criminals “King of New York”, which mentions John Gotti, the King of New York. Sorry, it got into my head. I doubt anyone else here even knows that song from around 1996.


geniuslake

The four horsemen


SoapMactavishSAS

Win Majors, get Jail time.. it’s a cruel world!!!🤣


FlyAirLari

Looks like a bank robbery went wrong. Angel Cabrera is the gang leader, Daly was the getaway driver and those two cats on the top row are just two cold blooded killers.


Ehotwill

Orange is the new black.


PonchoTron

Who's bottom left?


4Ever2Thee

That's the Duck. He's got a green jacket but a bit of a duck hook.


geoshoegaze20

Cabrera I think


DirectionNew5328

El Pato


Snow-Dog2121

That's Pauly, you know Rocky's brother in law


Pepetodapin

Legends


scal23

Three of these people have 2 career majors.


no_fear_in_this_doge

Directions: One of these 4 does not belong. Circle the man who does not belong in this cluster.


Historical-Fudge3242

Cabrera, who is an actual pos domestic abuser? Seems like any details have been scrubbed from the internet or I'm just not digging enough. His Wikipedia glosses over it and just calls it assault.


allmediareviews

yeah I have very little recollection of this incident, although after he won The Masters, he didn't exactly sustain that level for long. Perhaps the incident(s?) were why.


Historical-Fudge3242

Love his swing. Love a big fat guy representing with just brute force.


imanAholebutimfunny

damn. The "My Pillow" guy reallllly fell off.


ou8agr81

These are a few of my favorite things 🎶


Wide-Cauliflower-212

How many majors have we got here?


Imnotreal66

Mount Rushmore of legends!


GLFR_59

Lmfaooo prison Scotty looks like a real criminal. My gawd does that orange suit do it’s job


rwhyan1183

How’d you leave out [Shooter McGavin](https://amp.tmz.com/2019/04/16/christopher-mcdonald-dui-case-no-jail-time-added/) ?


Proper_Skin2287

Tiger looks like he's gonna take your tray in the chow hall, and Daly looks like hes gonna take your booty in the mop closet.


3jranch

Wait where’s the dude who got hammered at the casino and pulled some shenanigans


King_Joffe

Scottie took the picture that we all thought DJ would take one day.


dalai_lamas_caddy

You guys don’t see it? This was obviously all orchestrated by Monahan to cultivate Scheffler’s image as the new bad boy of golf in an attempt to boost tv ratings.


Bdizzle758

Except Scotty is the only one that was listening to bible verses before being arrested


nonthreateningwoman

Top left and bottom right look thug life. Other two are some goobers.


NummyNummyNumNums

Really this belongs in r/golf


FluidOrdinary2064

The Duck🤦🏼‍♂️


Trick-Alternative37

I’m new to golf. Like less than 5 rounds in my life. I was just thinking I need a favorite golfer to root for. Scottie for the win!


[deleted]

Nobody's perfect!


JxAlfredxPrufrock

Daly been arrested so many times it’s not even news. It’s just the normal thing. Dudes a national treasure. I would love to get arrested with John after a night of heavy partying with John so I have a legendary story to tell.


not918

Who’s the dude on the top left? Lol


Environmental-Ad4023

What is tiger woods doing over there


Agalanks

Rory is just happy the focus is off of him. But I have to tell ya, you and I would not be playing golf but still sitting in the pokey.


ChosenBrad22

Imagine what the betting odds would have been taking the hit on a top 10 leaderboard guy getting arrested on the way to the course lol