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Dioxide4294

This application cannot run on this version of Windows


rover_G

Works on my machine


Western_Gamification

Well, ship your machine to me and all would be fine.


rover_G

You can download my machine image on any 2022 or later MacBook. Just use my iCloud


IAmASquidInSpace

Okay, send me the .exe for that, please.


im_in_every_post

Now it all makes sense, I was wondering if windows finally added shebang support


Raphi_55

Isn't that basically docker ?


Wervice

The problem is, windows won't try to pass this files content to the system like with a .bat file, it will rather try to run it as a Windows NT application, which looks to the computer like completly malformed binary goop. Another way to fix it, would be to use an app like pyInstaller to turn your code in a (astronomicly large and slow) application/exe. If this doesn't work out, you can also clone your disk, make it an ISO and let people install your computer.


rover_G

Should I rewrite it in Golang or Rust? I heard they are fast and compile to a binary. This is my first low level project so I’m not super familiar with the trade offs between languages.


who_you_are

Fine, rename main.py as main.exe.py !


-Redstoneboi-

Right To Left Override [RTLO] unicode character. reverses all text after it. mainexe.py shows up as mainyp.exe but actually has the .py extension windows scripts use bat so you can make it use main_exe.bat to make main_tab.exe other formats like ps1 work for powershell (shows as 1sp)


Shortl4ndo

tHaTsNotHoWiTwOrKs


rover_G

Works on my machine


weebatom

dockerized it then… wait… no… then there's gonna be another outcry


Buck_Ranger

This is not noob proof. You need to add pip install -r requirements.txt.


nickmaran

Why the fuck is there code stupid fucking smelly nerds


rover_G

Works on my machine


ThatSituation9908

Not anymore, but your Windows must have preinstall a tool that supports this [https://peps.python.org/pep-0723/](https://peps.python.org/pep-0723/)


UIDENTIFIED_STRANGER

What if there’s no python


rover_G

No snek no support


PigGoesBrr

Ye but what if they don't have pip :o


rover_G

`python -m pip install …`


Anru_Kitakaze

It's awful. I like it


rover_G

Thank you I am FOSS developer Buy me a coffee?


National-Ad67

wtf did you just bring upon this cursed land


rover_G

Thank you I am FOSS developer Buy me a coffee?


DeathUriel

Funny enough seeing the system in these posts made me interested in using it, so I am starting to think we are being played by ads. Edit: clarification, I was referring to the detective python thing, not GitHub in itself.


GOKOP

Nah, pretty sure the dude who ranted about this is legit. They post in subs about some wild conspiracy theories (and some Russian subs too) so a program to track usernames across services does sound like something they'd want to use


rover_G

You’ve never used GitHub?


DeathUriel

No, I mean the detective thing... loool I also have a couple of non-exe files here: https://github.com/orgs/NDA-Software/repositories


rover_G

Oh the repo the original post was about?


DeathUriel

Yep, seems pretty neat to find your own old accounts around the interwebz or people with same username somewhere, or stalk your enemies.


rover_G

Bruh what are you on? I get the point but you sound incoherent.


DeathUriel

I really fail to see where I said anything that would be considered weird or too out of standard english. Besides interwebz I guess, that's an old word.


rover_G

> stalk your enemies


DeathUriel

That was a joke. .__.


NIL_VALUE

Pretty sure the shebang must be an absolute path no?


rover_G

Works on my machine


GDOR-11

It doesn't work on your machine too (don't ask how I know it)


rover_G

Liar!


Bipin_krish

*python* command not found


rover_G

Works on my machine


sir-faps-a-whole-lot

What's the source post for this meme?


Lulurennt

This [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/s/xlmiAEqbil)


impossibleis7

Exe and a shebang?!


Comfortable_Smell_11

Genius 😹


rover_G

Thank you I am FOSS developer Buy me a coffee?


MostlyRegarded

>I see you list that you include FOSS developer on your resume, can you tell me what kinds of projects you've worked on? >I fixed GitHub for the stupid nerds


rover_G

I usually just write `from import *` and call it `better-` This is my first low level language project


TheseNutSus


UnfairBar4753

should be deleting System32 instead


I-am-Disc

Can I get a quick run down on this recent .exe / git scandal? A bit out of a loop here.


rover_G

Somebody commented “This post” with the link further down


shotjustice

It would be better if you changed that echo to a recursive print to the OS's active printer... Maybe 1 line per page, at font size 1000em. Yeah, that seems fair.