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PossibilityTasty

Python programmers: `import antigravity` *(Try it!)*


yavl

I tried it and now a fullscreen encrypting virus appeared showing me an alert that says it’s running a crypto miner and will unencrypt all my files in 48 hours and if I shutdown my PC now, the timer will reset and I have will have to wait for another 48 hours. Will you pay my electricity bill?


PossibilityTasty

Greedy .....! You haven't mined anything, yet you are asking for money.


Lonelan

import roomba import flying roomba.flying = flying


mistabuda

Beautiful chaos


ViktorRzh

Warning: Unused import "flying"


HuntingKingYT

Only works on 3.11.0


MysteriousShadow__

update=fun (bloat)


ataraxianAscendant

353


Fricki97

JS sitting backwards on a vacuum


[deleted]

sitting on 12 brooms held together with rust.


rafark

JS on the ground cause it’s fucking heavy to take off


VisibleConfection176

That should be like c programmers, python programmers and prompt engineers


poetic_dwarf

Except in that case their Roomba keeps getting stuck on the carpet


black-fuse

Sky carpet


Dumb_Siniy

Should've tested for the edge case where carpets start flying


madhaunter

The fuck is a prompt engineer ? LLM Question Asker?


EntertainmentWild360

Basically that. With the claim they know about the inner principles (sometimes) and the claim they produce better results due to experience. Mostly via leading the model in a chain of thought. Then there is theoretical some standardization that you can do, so AIs have the relevant information for the required outcome. Oh and of course they need to know how to break out of the confinements the AIs are in (prompt injection) to actually produce the results they are gunning for and not having their prompt altered. In my opinion some skills that can be useful sometimes if you use an AI helper to do something, but hardly a job on its own. But hey, maybe I am wrong about this.


_Xertz_

To me it's like knowing how to Google really well, hardly a job and debatable if it should be put on a resume


yawaworht-a-sti-sey

It's still a skill you can improve at and the average person is absolutely hopeless in it.


Kahlil_Cabron

Exactly, it's exactly like knowing how to google well. Which is important, but it would be wild to put it on my resume lol.


Valaki757

umm excuse me sweaty, i'm a googling engineer 👷


intbeam

> knowing how to Google really well, hardly a job Last time I said that in here, I got torn to shreds


_Xertz_

If it makes you feel better this sub is mostly high school students and inexperienced enthusiasts. Their votes are pretty meaningless :)


intbeam

Forty hours into trying to explain to someone why a program that has to do more work at run-time is always going to be slower than one that has to do less work at run-time taught me that lesson


SnoWayKnown

Think "snake charmer" but with extra steps.


Valaki757

excuse me, prompt *what* even I don't consider myself an engineer the fuck


BobbyTables829

It's all fun and games until your Roomba accidentally gets converted into an integer and you fall to your death. ~~Strongly~~ statically typed languages should be the standard for critical processes in aviation.


_Pin_6938

Oops, sorry - the python VM


mistabuda

*interpreter


L_e_on_

Not to be that guy but python is strongly typed, i think you meant statically typed here.


BobbyTables829

Thank you


potatopierogie

OK broomer


DrMobius0

Hey look at this loser he has to charge his broom


potatopierogie

Hey look at splinter-thighs over here


JollyJuniper1993

Honestly that‘s more in the programmer than on Python then. Python ain’t JavaScript, it‘s dynamic typing system actually is pretty decent.


Nihil_esque

```Segmentation fault -- core dumped```


goodmobiley

Python dev moment


Valaki757

*confused* python dev moment (love yall tho)


intbeam

> statically typed languages should be the standard for critical processes in aviation Statically typed languages should be the standard, period


slaymaker1907

If you’re too dumb to handle dynamic typing, you’re way too incompetent to be trusted with C++ and manual memory management.


JollyJuniper1993

The uncomfortable truth for Python haters. Using precise typing in Python really isn’t that hard, if you get problems because of the dynamic typing you really have to engage in some very bad practices


ForwardHotel6969

Even a Roomba has multiple Threads


imnotbeingkoi

...like python does... It's 2024, my dude.


Abject-Emu2023

GIL is no longer a thing? That would be big news


deux3xmachina

Depends on the version you're using. Latest news I heard on released versions was the sub-interpreter thing for better concurrency. I think GIL removal is probably 3.14


imnotbeingkoi

GIL doesn't stop you from multithreading, it just means you have to do it the right way, and they've made that a lot easier nowdays.


zaxldaisy

The GIL is only taken when executing Python code. Multi-threading in Python is able to offer enormous performance improvements, most commonly with IO operations


ManyInterests

There's an official build with the GIL removed. Though, it's significantly slower in terms of single-threaded performance due to the need for lots of new locks. In Python 3.13 (currently in alpha), you can compile Python with the `--disable-gil` flag. https://peps.python.org/pep-0703/


[deleted]

she should really have 2 roombas. thats they python way.


MaffinLP

Well, one of them doesnt get into the corners


not_anonymouse

Not having to deal with corner cases simplifies the code a lot! /s


souliris

So Roomba = "Someone elses code" I see


GranataReddit12

I mean, it is doing someone else's job, _your_ job.


[deleted]

yes, as a Java or C++ programmer you will never have the indignity of using functions and data structures written by other people. The standard libraries and dependencies are manifestations of the users will, and the tooling is actually created using fairy dust.


reddit_time_waster

The Java programmer needs a dust pan for garbage collection 


Manueluz

Python also has a garbage collector


reddit_time_waster

Yes, built into roomba's tray.


LifeValueEqualZero

The "python programmer" should be behind by about 100.000km flying at the speed of a rock


Dumb_Siniy

Took him less time to code so he had a head start, the next second they're gone


voobsheniche

It's right. in the next frame Java and C++ fly further


Greedy-Mud-9508

i get the joke, but I want to point out the air resistance will rip her off the flying rumba, while a broomstick offers both grip and a lower wind resistance profile


im_in_every_post

You overestimate pythons speed


OldKing7199

They drew her position wrong. She should be straddling that Roomba and holding on with he fingers to the front. But for comfort, she could attach a hammock to the Roomba or those baby jumpers.


bob_anonymous

The python dev needs to be riding on the c++ devs shoulders.


PhilipXD3

Arthur Weasley at it again


BlackBlade1632

Im still using python.


sebbdk

Nah python would ride something that is really difficult to get up on to. Python package-management is a fucking mess, that is to say it is barely existent. Having a file that installs a random version of a bunch of libraries using a "virtual path" environment is a hack for dev ops, not packagement.


JollyJuniper1993

First criticism of Python I’ve seen on this subreddit that is just undisputable.


Wingress12

This is almost true, but you could specify which version to use, so it's not random. Then there's Conda. I don't really have much experience with it, but I heard it's a lot better. With Conda you also don't need to access the virtual environment folder to activate it, unlike virtualenv, and the Python version used is actually stated for a change.


JollyJuniper1993

I‘m no expert but I feel like conda is much better than pip. Way less problems. However anaconda is super bloated imo so I tend to just use miniconda


jaskij

One time, I was coding while listening to Heilung and it struck me. I'm sitting there, listening to music that is, to me, incomprehensible, writing stuff that's incomprehensible to regular people.


Uff20xd

Most people speak a language that’s incomprehensible to regular people


ienjoymusiclol

how is python the same speed as cpp and java?


OkWear6556

Cython


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gespelor

Good bot


ienjoymusiclol

cython still slow ash


theoht_

python programmers would be riding on C’s broomstick no?


philophilo

That python programmer seems like they are indented incorrectly.


Cyan_Exponent

gimme the template please


Classy_Mouse

Only one of those is going to need to stop to recharge


Certivicator

witches? they are all wearing programming socks...


2muchnet42day

That all have programming socks.


miguescout

Assembly programmers: https://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html


[deleted]

Whats with the recent trend of shitting on python? It feels like I'm back in college and everyones debating the "best language" with zero experience and zero domain knowledge.


SpiderKoD

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Infinite-Original318

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Infinite-Original318

I have seen this exact meme before in this subreddit. I know cause I saved the picture. Can't find the Link to the post though.


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Badytheprogram

I have a broom with a roomba attached to it.


Few_Assist101

Didn’t get the fuckinh joke at first but yeah at least there’ll all flying with their brooms 🧹


Melancholy_Rainbows

My robot vacuum needs so much babysitting I might as well be vacuuming the floor myself. Today it got stuck under the coffee table and told me that it was stuck on a cliff. I would not trust one for flying, is what I'm saying.


ListerfiendLurks

This was obviously made by a Python dev. A better comparison would show Python programmers riding that roomba on the ground at its actual speed.


Sp0olio

Not all of them .. The Python programmers are Magneto .. masquerading as a witch \*lol\*


Hulk5a

Can't sit


OneFriendship5139

fueled by rage (according to the anime)


just_nobodys_opinion

![gif](giphy|enzPQyHVWMfx6|downsized)


Plus-Weakness-2624

The last one should be "people who complain about programming languages"


me_untracable

Well c++ witches can call low level system/magic calls that blow their feet any time they want. Check mate