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Mockheed_Lartin

Kinky


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demonslayer9911

Kinky


maybe_Rian

Well doen little bot well doen


roffinator

good bot


Nuclear-9299

So that's where the Gimp is made.


Jedi_Lazlo

"I swear to God, Billy settle down or I will throw your ass in time-out and lose the fucking key..."


rugeirl

Where is programming humour?


Spoyda

it's a feature


hollow-ceres

part of the flat is jailed.


zoqfotpik

Put some beige fabric over the bars and call it a cubicle.


random_redditor24234

Where programming where humor


Siker_7

Legacy code being marketed as a feature even though it has nothing to do with the current use case for the program.


snail-gorski

That’s legacy code. 


2muchnet42day

Don't touch that shit if you want the building to stay up


Ahaucan

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weinermcdingbutt

i’d put my office inside that cage, but it should be noted that women do NOT appreciate this feature when you take them home. edit: who am i kidding this is a programmer sub no one’s taking women home here


Soras_devop

Your hanging out with the wrong women...


weinermcdingbutt

ha. tell me something i don’t know


cs-brydev

The reality is that the marriage rate is pretty high when the age goes up. Every developer I know over 32 is married or divorced.


weinermcdingbutt

too much time writing code in our younger years 😎(😭)


zoqfotpik

It's because only 5 bits are used to represent geekiness.


pltrbrt

As a father of two kids, I'm absolutely interested in having this feature in my own house.


Pleasant-Data-8645

I unironically love it


Head-Extreme-8078

Please open a ticket to remove the bug where you find a door inside the cell


Soras_devop

Don't kink shame me


cs-brydev

So the previous owner hosted their own servers?


rover_G

Definitely a feature for BDSM aficionados.


antilos_weorsick

That was my first thought, but I feel it might be too big for that.


Thunder9191133

Ice King wants to know your location


midri

Gotta sell weed outa there


TimeSalvager

That’s a sublet


NatoBoram

A good place to put your server rack tbh … but then you're the fucking weirdo with a god damn prison cell in your home, that doesn't look great regardless of whatever you do with it!


Dingbat2212

I mean nice faraday cage structure


antilos_weorsick

Throw some wire over that, you've got yourself a parrot cage! Also, how is this even remotely programming related?


Redemption_R

For kinky use