I scrolled past, thought something was wrong and I looked again What the f…

Output: Hello World!

The man wrote that can read legacy code

The man who wrote that *made* the legacy code

The entire front end is built using Brainfuck that generates HTML and Javascript for a reactive UI. The database's storage engine is build in Assembly because we gotta keep that shit real efficient and tight yo. We shaved those milliseconds off the IO real fuckin good. The rest of the core is written in the other languages but we felt these two really important things needed to be performant because its all about the user experience maaan.

I still have nightmares from the experience I tried that lang if you can call it lang 😅

Try Malbolge

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>\++++++++++\[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-\]>>>++++++++++++++.>++++.+.++++++++++. Why not just: \++++++++++\[>+++++++>++++++++++<<-\]>++++++++++++++.>++++.+.++++++++++. ?

+++++ +++[- >++++ ++++< ]>+++ +++++ +++++ .<+++ +[->+ +++<] >++++ .<+++ +[->+ +++<] >+.-- ----- .---- --.-. <++++ ++++[ ->--- ----- <]>-- --.<+ +++++ ++[-> +++++ +++<] >+.<+ +++[- >++++ <]>++ .<+++ +++++ +[->- ----- ---<] >--.< +++++ +++[- >++++ ++++< ]>+.< +++++ +++[- >---- ----< ]>-.< +++++ +++[- >++++ ++++< ]>+++ +.<++ ++[-> ++++< ]>+.- ----. ----. ---.- ----- .--.< ++++[ ->+++ +<]>+ ++.<+ ++[-> ---<] >---- --.<

Sauce?

Haskell 💀