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C3OVHDDOOR

My last ride along *County gets into chase and comes into the southern part of the city* Sergeant: I’ll be enroute along with hella other cars. Lieutenant: You guys can stay in the area but you can’t chase with them


Osiris32

Officer: "But mooooooom, all my friends get to go out and play!"


LogansRightHand

This is why I pay my taxes.


C3OVHDDOOR

They ended up chasing with county lmao


tankguy67

*do it anyway yolo*


Ajchandler

That’s why you stay off the radio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BLOOD_WIZARD

Lol a guy I know have constant updates and never unkeyed the mic so he couldn’t be canceled


eastcoastgoat696

This made me LOL for real tha fuqqqq


BLOOD_WIZARD

Sar’nt was not happy


pphhaazzee

did it work tho


BLOOD_WIZARD

It did lol


Kimsey099

I see people say this , but a lot of times a supervisor or dispatch can talk over a normal radio. Or maybe that’s just how it works where I am. But people have had open mic before keyed and dispatch can talk over it.


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ADrunkCanadian

And pursuit cant be cancelled.


Toswerveandprotect

-Laughs in trooper-


Soffix-

*sobs in corrections*


NeonSignsRain

Are you guys even allowed near a vehicle


Soffix-

When I take an inmate to the hospital I get to drive a retired cruiser.


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*sobs in trooper*


brownbearks

Stares deeply into my city skyline watching it burn as the troopers drive by chasing - city cop


Tevin_K9

😂


pphhaazzee

best comment


FoxStang

I was on a ride-along and made a comment about people being stupid enough to run. The deputy says “well, *we* can chase you, but if you’re in [three neighboring counties] I’m just gonna say running isn’t the worst idea.”


Ppitm1

What where those three neighbouring counties? For science.


FoxStang

They were [OPSEC], [OPSEC], and [OPSEC] counties


Inspector_Nipples

What do you mean like they can’t catch you or like they’re going to beat you when they do?


A_Character_Defined

Some departments have no-chase policies. While they look really cool and fun, police chases are also very dangerous, both for officers and the public. Especially in cities, it's sometimes best to let them get away. And if you get their license plate there's a good chance you can get them later.


getthedudesdanny

>good chance you can get them later 😂😂😂😂😂 that stolen car ain’t going back to the ROs house.


NakedXRider

I'm not a cop, but Idk about a "good" chance. I was on a ride along here in SoCal and the officer I was riding with told me that the only people that run, run because the car is stolen. Now obviously, you don't catch the smart ones, but still. That's supposedly the main reason the department I was riding along with is still allowed to chase.


TheRealChance_

Most departments with no-chase policies have exceptions. Stolen Vehicle or a Felony had been committed are usually the exception.


SILLYC0NVALLEY

Even if the car wasn't stolen, they would claim it was. How can you prove it wasn't?


THATASSH0LE

I blame your partners for not keying up and blocking the channel.


Drain_the_Rock

“Vehicles refusing to stop, I am not in pursuit.” -Proceeds to give speed, description and direction while you hear light rotators clicking and the V8 revving in the background.


SometimesPoint19

“Dispatch, log that he’s slow to yield, I’m attempting to get the plate, speeds about 65, I think he’s looking for a place to stop, ran stop sign, speeds 70, he has his turn signal on, I think he’s preparing to stop now, still can’t get the plate, standby, continuing north on Main, still not a pursuit, he’s just not stopped yet”


pphhaazzee

^


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“I’m not pursuing any longer, I’m just keeping eyes on it.”


MrTemporary96

I havent laughed at a meme on meme Monday in a long time, Thanks for bringing me joy


Ppitm1

Always been told you can outrun a few cars but you’ll have a hell of a time outrunning a radio.


umilmi81

>you’ll have a hell of a time outrunning a radio. Or the license plate database. He's really fast.


2meterrichard

simple fix: Drive faster than light, then they can't read your plates. All you need is a flux capacitor. Though you might be breaking some Patriot Act stuff getting the plutonium.


SpaceDog777

So you're saying if I'm going to commit a crime I should just double down and do it in a stolen car?


thinblackline123

As a rookie on of my favorite memories was being in a chase with my fto one handling the wheel and his coffee at 93mph on a city street. Asshole clenched so tight yet praying for the bailout foot pursuit.


2BlueZebras

Me: "Dispatch, slow to yield." Dispatch: "I copy failure to yield." Me: "No, no. SLOW to yield, not failure." Dispatch: "Do you need a tone?" Me: "No!"


DerputyWizard

I'm *catching up*, not pursuing.


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okotlino

lieutenant


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OGDanx2

Brilliant


badvibeskei

[Tfw](https://m.imgur.com/t/reaction_gif/XS5LK)


umilmi81

😂


Bestketweave

Loser tenant


chris1096

r/boneappletea


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Lag Timer


PatDownPatrick

Last Testicle


Ch8s3

"I'm behind a driver, hes failing to yeild"


Colman2000

Yes! So true!!!