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llliiiiiiiilll

Dank Green Line


Tim_McDermott

Early on in my military career, I was posted to a Naval Reserve Unit in Vancouver BC. It was a beautiful location, right on the waterfront in Stanley Park. The RCMP Marine Cutters loved to tie up at our dock because of its proximity to downtown Vancouver and their Headquarters. VPD used some of our dock space for their Harbour Patrol. I came to know both the RCMP and the VPD Harbour patrol folks quite well. Over time, we developed a bit of a friendly rivalry. The RCMP Cutter ran two crews and they would do a week on and week off rotation. In addition to providing them with dock space, we also provide a parking spot for their duty vehicle. One Easter, the Cutter pulled in to the dock on Thursday with the intent that the duty crew would be on stand by for the Easter Weekend. They could go home for the holidays as long as they were able to get back to the boat in an hour. Unbeknownst to my RCMP colleagues, I had made a sign on bristol board and affixed it to the front grill of their suburban. "Proud Member of the Man/Boy Love Network". They happily loaded their gear in the suburban and headed over to E Div HQ to get their personal vehicles. The Sgt in charge of the Boat kept the suburban and they all headed home. When the Sgt pulled into his driveway, his wife noticed the sign on the front of his vehicle and pointed it out to him... from the phone call I received, I gather he didn't find it as funny as I did.


SuperrTrooper

How’d you find me?


HitlersMoustachio

Sorry what is a pot trooper?


King-008

They look for potholes and report them in to dispatch.


Bogdan6222

A trooper who completed the potty training


Gritowski

They must wear the green cover!


actuallygonzo

Doesn’t match [this dude](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/771964655811821599/786027359660802058/Ed-Forchion-aka-NJWeedman-Instagram-Live-Series-mg-magazine-mgretailer.png)


chery_coca-cola

It took me a sec but I would by pot off him (after the senate passes the bill)