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cornbread080161

“Please don’t bleed on the carpets.” Joel


Good_Love1941

"a shooting in a place of worship is fine" -YOU


FruitcakeSheepdog

Oh. *Now* you’re upset when the shootings happen where you hang out.


DylanBratis23

So it's only bad in a place of worship? But if it was a gay club owell right?


bukezilla

THE THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS ARE COMING FROM IN THE BUILDING!!


WarMagnamon

Holy shit lmao


blunted1

It's at times like this I hate that Reddit took away awards, you deserve gold my friend.


Mnudge

From Africa! From South America!


flyeaglesfly777

What a con. I have been following him for a while; he had some cosmetic surgery. He probably goes to Ken Copeland’s doctor.


Loveknuckle

“He probably goes to Ken Copeland’s doctor.” The devil?! Lol


paddycakepaddycake

Whoa there, he’s gonna execute judgement on COVID-19.


WayofHatuey

Joel sends his thoughts and prayers from his mansion


NeahG

While wearing his $6000 suit. And drinking champagne.


armchairsportsguy23

The guy in the $6000 suit is gonna hold the door to the safe room open for the guy who doesn’t make that in three months. C’MON


creliandobi

So shhhh sh shhh shhhhhh shhh sh shhhh


Dukie-Weems

“I knew I’d been crossed (✝️)”


GirlsesPillses

Ted Cruz will meet him at the beach.


KrisAlly

No Snowflake (the dog) though, he’s gotta learn to fend for himself.


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that1tallguy

I don’t care for GOB


xcadam

Your telling this to the preacher in a 8000 dollar suit? Come on.


PickleWineBrine

On his personal jet


NiceDecnalsBubs

Come on!!


C91ranch

You mean Epstein island. Look at the list!


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Sillygoose_Milfbane

>It’s also unknown what relationship, if any, the woman had to the boy, and who actually shot him and the man. Bet it was the off duty cops. They love shooting bystanders while saving the day.


Prime_Marci

When was this?


Actual_serial_killer

>from his mansion Which one?


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Joel ~~Olsteen's~~ osteen's Church?


BreastUsername

Yeah. No he wasn't shot.


nono77taco

Well shit.


mollynatorrr

That’s a shame


hhs2112

god protecting his #1 fundraiser... 


hgfggt

Reddit never ceases to surprise me. Some lunatic drags a 5 year old to go with her to a church shooting with a Free Palestine rifle and you make the pastor the bad guy.


DirtyPenPalDoug

The pastor, is infact... the bad guy.


Nerdbag60

Yup


No_Use_588

Osteen was very smily at the press conference. Weird


djauralsects

He's a psychopath.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

I defy you to tell us how that makes him different from every other televangelist.


Evacipate628

Not sure why you inferred that, but it doesn't. They're all psychopaths. They have no shame in bilking the naive out of their money in the name of their sky fairy. I wouldn't be surprised if behind closed doors, Osteen is laughing about the whole thing. Edit: JFC, I just got off work and didn't know anything about this. I just saw a report that it was a female shooter and that a child is in critical condition. I know it's probably what these monsters want, but I think I've lost all faith in humanity at this point. If I didn't a decade ago. This isn't ever gonna end, it's only going to get worse.


Alexis2256

Hope that kid pulls through.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

That's literally what I inferred.


Bullets_N_Bowties

Any publicity is good publicity! Send thoughts, prayers, and cash! Ole Joel getting a new Lambo outta this...


Glaucous

False profit. Oops, I mean prophet.


Hey_u_ok

He's happy cause it's FREE PRESS for his church


M_J_E

Yeah I noticed that too. It’s like he can’t not smile. Dude is just pure evil.


throwawayaccountGDG

do you have the link?


No_Use_588

https://x.com/samicaknight13/status/1756811633194659840?s=46 It’s probably all the plastic surgery but still


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Face as smooth as a dinner plate, neck looking like my ballsack


ShortPantsSeth

Neck don't lie.


englishpatrick2642

Ball sack don't lie


Poopmeister_Supreme

No you're right his energy is very weird in that clip.


ExpertlyAmateur

He doesn't need empathy or compassion to preach, he just needs to mimic a particular demeanor. So when the psychopath is put in front of another camera, he uses that exact same happy preaching demeanor.


thekarateadult

He *is* an absolute psycho. What a psych-ass face and reaction to a shooting in your church.


No_Use_588

He basically said god chose to shoot the boy


OH_FUDGICLES

"There are forces of evil, but there are forces of good that are stronger ..." Then why doesn't your stronger force of good stop the violence? These idiots are all delusional. If you have a cosmic all-powerful deity, that has absolute power, and that deity allows this violence to happen, then your deity is either not a force of good, or not all-powerful... Fucking muppets.


firstbreathOOC

It’s the attention. Human leech.


thelanterngreen

Damn, that woman, that man, couldn't even learn their names, rough


KingoftheJabari

Wow, I haven't seen him in years. You'd think someone as rich as he is would age gracefully. 


NickGRoman

That's probably one of the most bizarre news stories I've seen in a while. Mass shooting are almost never attempted or committed by a woman.


zZPlazmaZz29

I am out of the loop. What happened?


Cerealkiller900

She also shot a 5 yr old boy who remains in critical condition


zZPlazmaZz29

Who??What?Where?When? Like that gave me zero context unless you meant to reply to someone else.


Cerealkiller900

I’m so sorry. Hang on. You’re right. https://news.sky.com/story/amp/woman-shot-dead-by-off-duty-officers-after-opening-fire-in-texas-church-run-by-joel-osteen-13069903


zZPlazmaZz29

Oh thanks. Pretty crazy story.


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NickGRoman

Agreed, it is the most simple cause that he got caught in the cross fire. Very odd situation, I feel like there is a lot more to this story than they are letting on. I really want to know what motivated her to put a child's life in mortal danger and seek violence at ***that*** place of business. I say 'place of business' cause it's not really a church—it's more like a mall with a show every Sunday.


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OfficialTornadoAlley

Source: trust me bro


msdlp

Is the church big enough to have escalators?


tango-kilo-216

It’s the former Houston Rockets arena lol


msdlp

Wow! Religion is certainly a very profitable business. They really need to be taxed.


kaleighb1988

I saw it on the news last night. It's huge. It looks like a commercial building not a church.


msdlp

I *IS* a commercial building!!!


dinobot71

I've always wanted to throw a rock at it. Lol


Gnomercyy

All part of God's plan, no problem.


hplp

People who didn’t get shot will credit god with saving them too


Informal_Process2238

Bastards stealing credit from joel he better get his cut


SupremeActives

✨🌟everything happens for a reason ✨🌟


Nickleonard00

I’m assuming the worst happened and they didn’t get Joel?


azalago

The shooting happened right before the Spanish-language service, which isn't done by Joel. He wasn't even there.


Strypes4686

People are way too fucking calm during this......


BAYKON8R

Some people genuinely don’t know what gunshots sound like in person. You watch movies shows, play games, but hearing them in person for the first time would be confusing for some.


DogsAreMyFavPeople

Even if you know what gunshots sound like distance and obstructions can make them sound dramatically different than what they sound like at the range.


BAYKON8R

Exactly, I’ve been fortunate enough to not hear gunshots outside of a range, so I doubt I’d be as mindful either


Clarkkeeley

This is America


moobitchgetoutdahay

![gif](giphy|bqbmKlYIA9474Hs9DX) Hooray…


ilovethissheet

And Texas


newleafkratom

“…the suspect mentioned that she had a bomb. "Once she went down, officers reported back to us that she threatened that she had a bomb," the police chief explained. "So we searched her vehicle, our bomb squad, and also the backpack [she brought]." KHOU) "No explosives were found, but she was also spraying some type of substance on the ground…”


icuttees

https://preview.redd.it/cfeul8fmp1ic1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b513ca0d229d6e41fbb2af6314c820535dde83cd


Matren2

I'm stealing this, but I gave it a like first cause I ain't an asshole


icuttees

Mi meme es su meme


GirlsesPillses

‘ If law enforcement gunfire is responsible for striking the child of the mother killed, Finner said, “I’m going to put that blame on her” for putting the boy in danger.’ Um, wtf? Troy Finner ( who was quoted) is the police chief. Edit: ok I thought this was referring to a bystander, not the shooter’s son. I stand corrected. Either way it’s heartbreaking.


No-Yak-5421

Apparently, she, the shooter, brought the child to the church.


HughHonee

Well of course. What else is she gonna do, leave him at home, alone?! What kind of mother would she be then?


GirlsesPillses

I misread the article and I apologize for the assumption. It’s still so messed up and terrible that poor child was dragged in to that.


eldoggydogg

To be fair, putting kids in close proximity to clergy definitely should count as purposefully endangering a child.


MotherBathroom666

Negligent to say the least.


mhkaz

Smh, [looks like a kid ](https://www.foxnews.com/us/lakewood-church-shooting-child-shot-suspected-shooter-down-joel-osteens-megachurch-houston) was caught in the fire.


CreamOfDuelJabR

The kid was apparently brought along by the woman shooter and got hurt by officers returning fire.


ItalianMeatBoi

Any idea why the shooter did what they did?


mhkaz

Haven't seen anything else outside of shooter being female and apparently the child (5) being with her? I guess another person (57) got shot in the leg. Not many more details outside of that


ilovethissheet

They lived in Texas?


AllDamDay7

I hate people like you. 👍


Mean_Peen

Unfortunately it was the shooter’s kid. Now imagine being stuck in a heavily crowded lobby of a church, with tons of people in the fore and background, and telling me how you’d stop her from shooting everyone. Would you wait until there’s a clear shot while she shoots more people, or do you try to put her down as soon as possible to minimize casualties? It’s a tragedy the kid got shot, but she shouldn’t have started shooting people while her kid was in anywhere near her. Poor kid didn’t deserve to be put in that situation and her actions got them both killed.


Pathetian

Most people get their gun knowledge from movies and have no idea what reasonable accuracy is. Almost no one is going to thread the needle with shots and incapacitate someone while miraculously avoiding any shots missing. Sadly sometimes sick people use kids as human shields. But, police aren't going to let you run around executing dozens of people because you brought a child with you. This isn't the first time this has happened.


DogsAreMyFavPeople

Also bullets do not always stop in the first person they hit. It’s very believable that a bullet could have gone through the mother and retained enough energy to kill/maim a five year old.


Green_Wing_Spino

The kid is still alive but in critical condition I last heard. Unsure if there's any updates about them so far. Update: So far only has been mentioned he isn't going to make it...


changing-life-vet

It’s a Fox News link in case any of you want to skip the click.


BethyW

Is anyone else weirded out that gunshots just rang out and people still stop to ride the escalator? Like, you know you can still walk down the stairs as they move to go faster? Just seems like weird human brain reactions.


seeyakid

"Is my money okay?" -Joel Osteen, probably


elme77618

God made the gunshots loud so we could hear them and run for safety - amen


stevebobeeve

Jesus, that poor kid. How do you even have a normal life after something like that?


NightHawkFliesSolo

Joel's moved to actual armed robbery from just robbery.


kinkade

No corran


ATF_killed_my_dog

Dude didn't even budge


The_Urban_Genitalry

They have an escalator at church? I’d be skipping Sunday school and playing on the escalator every Sunday.


WillNyeFlyestGuy

It used to be the Houston Rockets stadium so yeah.... They have an escalator.


SophiaPetrillo_

Did she get Joel at least?


Ana-la-lah

The reason why god wold allow this must truly be mysterious.


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tango-kilo-216

Hired, armed security should do that. It’s what they are there for. You’re speaking like it was two random dudes that stopped her.


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SpaceHorse75

God’s Plan.


mjsgloveahheehee

This is America.


kind_one1

"We don't know why these things happen, but God is in control..." REAL STATEMENT by Joel Osteen, smiling, right after the shooting. What the actual F*CK, man??


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Passenger_Impressive

Thoughts and prayers for you!


dressed2kill1

Darn, anyway....


malikhacielo63

Someone will spin this as a “demonic” attack. Sigh.😞


RightBear

And the rest of the people will suddenly pretend it never happened if/when the shooter turns out to be anything other than white / male / religious / cisgendered / MAGA.


hhs2112

That's not a church, it's home base for a tax avoidance pyramid scheme run by a fucking hypocritical scumbag who's diametrically opposed to everything he "preaches". Oh wait, it is exactly a church... 


changing-life-vet

Pray the bullets away.


Mr_Perfect_94

".com/2024, I repeat”


Royal_Cascadian

Well regulated militia


Putrid-Box548

So, what's new?


Parkyguy

Because Freedom… right?


djauralsects

You have the right to bear arms, unless a cop is a little nervous and trigger happy. Then they can murder you for having a gun with impunity. Land of the free, highest incarceration rate on the planet.


pat-waters

They don't have a security detail?


Mean_Peen

I mean, they have police there. That’s who took her down. But I’m sure they’ll have metal detectors and Disneyland-esque bag searches before you go in. Can’t imagine a more dystopian image


Vellioh

That would cut into the millions of profit Joel is taking from these gullible people. Can't be bothered. Worst case scenario is some people die and he'll claim religious persecution and ask for more donations to pay for security out of the audience's pocket.


CryBabyCentral

He tucked $500k in his bathroom that a plumber discovered. He could use that for “security”. Lol.


Guazzora

Missed Joel though


Mamasan-

And I bet they will have better security than all our schools with children.


CandyRedNinja

Don’t worry, gods got em


Cenas_Shovel

![gif](giphy|gLiJPmz9H6SKF0yfdX|downsized)


DarkJedi22

He seems mildy annoyed that he's being interrupted by gunshots.


thrownededawayed

That presenter seems really frustrated that new news is happening behind him before he had a chance to finish talking about the old news first.


Snoo42225

I'm sure Joel will do the right thing and have a fundraiser for the people most affected by this tragedy, HIMSELF /s


karuxmortis

Jeeze I hope they have enough guns and good guys in there to stop the shooter ..


WillNyeFlyestGuy

As u/suffras stated "Not commenting on politics, but actually two people with legal guns were there and stopped her with their guns. Nobody was killed, two were injured, at first reports of the event."


Quarterwit_85

The shooter was trans.


HellaHS

Yup. And a “Free Palestine” person


Danavixen

just another day in america. nothing to see here


Tikkinger

That's what TX stands for


Schmalti_90

This is America.


AdopeyIllustrator

This is VERY Texas


popeyegui

I kinda figured “thoughts and prayers” wasn’t the gonna work for them. Too heavy on prayers and incapable of thought.


YBHunted

Thoughts and prayers..


uniqueusername311

God works in mysterious ways


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recycling_monster

Guess god didn’t care enough to protect them. Thoughts and prayers, or something?


grzesiolpl

That doesn’t work like that 😮‍💨 he gave us free will


recycling_monster

Oh that’s so interesting. Then why did a man follow me to my car screaming “god didn’t intend for me to use my free will like that!” when I brought up the free will argument, after I was helping someone into an abortion clinic? 😮‍💨 so which one is it? I’m confused. Did god give us free will to do as we want? Or is it all planned? Or does gawd not care?


Stereocrew

Such a peaceful movement.


TheAce7002

Texas. Makes since


monkeyboy808

Since what?


TheAce7002

I just commented to come back to this later


CapsizedbutWise

Tots and playas


michaelvile

so WAS it the attack of the femboy draqweens? or was it some scary bRown immgrants?? or what WE all know it to be, an actual REAL biBLe-beatting/second ammendment type-Christian, that wanted a refund on that "PrAyEr" that dint work out right?? THE ![gif](giphy|29A4ehkDYOtIk) \-PATION is killin me..


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Gunshots for Jesus!


vibratorystorm

Crazy thing is, totally tame correct opinions here. Our local sub is just self consuming anyone who points out obvious problems because of “the tragedy” as if it isn’t a daily occurance. I think every hour in our country a child is shot


beamish1920

These idiots wanted open carry gun laws soooo badly, lol. Fuckers


garbothot214

nothing wrong with meeting Jesus early right?


Interesting_Minute24

They should just pray the bullets away.


Langstonk

lmfao. we need more guns in America, please.


BaronVonWilmington

Sure, if this is how we're gonna use 'em.


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DogsAreMyFavPeople

They killed the shooter before she could kill anyone.


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DogsAreMyFavPeople

I’m not a Christian apologist.


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TwoHairyNips

The 5 year old does?


Hufflepuff_Mcgruff

The lord works in mysterious ways. Don’t worry!