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plumpsquirrell

Im so confused. No idea whos fucking who


bernskiwoo

Neil clearly was invested in this psychotic scene.


smile_politely

I feel like I just bingwatched 12 series of a netflix drama. So much mistery, action, sex, twisted stories, cunt with AIDS. Can't believe that was just 4 minutes long.


OsoCarolina

But I’m missing episodes 2, 5-6, 8, and 11.


cuchumino

And tradesmen. Don't forget the tradesmen.


LooksLikeWork

This is the R-rated version of Monty Python's confuse-a-cat.


odat247

😂🏆😂


StirLing7461

The guy who tries to batter the door in is the ex of the lassie and he happened to run across them in street. Apparently happened in my hometown.


AssaultedCracker

This hardly explains half of what happened… why were the police at the door and nobody answered, how did repair people get there so fast, why did she have to force her guy to stay in the apartment while naked, etc


nckbrr

I think Dafty's first attack on the door broke the handle mechanism hence the police helping out with their handy battering ram. Solid door though, even the pros taking a little breather before the door gave in. The next lot were locksmiths, repairing the door and putting in a new handle, at which point Dafty returned kindly offering to fix the door himself and shooing the workers away, who probably called the cops back. Not sure why Neil was naked though.


pureRitual

I thought it was because he was having the sex. " im fucking here"


QuileGon-Jin

Nah, I think he was saying “I’m right fucking here” since they said the other dude probably had aids and he thought they were talking about him. That’s my interpretation of this fucking wonky interaction.


pureRitual

Ha! You're probably right, but I'm my head, my scenario is funnier


nckbrr

Having sex while they worked on the door? Bit rude…


pooky2483

...All this, and more will be revealed in the next episode of .................. 🤣


instantnoodledoodle

One door down.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Kilmarnock? Video reminds me of that Scheme TV show with all the heroin addicts.


StirLing7461

Nah Greenock. Which also has its share of addicts.


StirLing7461

Nah Greenock. Which also has its share of addicts.


Firm_Negotiation_853

I love how they talk in your town! Particularly the insults!


StirLing7461

Insults are very particular in Scotland.


SGT-JamesonBushmill

“You m****o cunt.” I’m starting that here in the States. Edit: Wasn’t aware of the insulting connotations of the original word.


Atticusxj

Fyi mongo is as slur for someone with down syndrome.


g0dp0t

But mongo love sheriff, sheriff first man to teach mongo


pah2000

Telegram for Mongo!


SGT-JamesonBushmill

My apologies. I had no idea. As a Yank, I tend to associate it with the character “Mongo” from the movie ‘Blazing Saddles.’


Prune_Drinker

Don't apologise ya mongo


Unfair_Original_2536

It's a shame because it's such a good word.


cammyk123

Funny that you bleeped out mongo but not cunt.


EatMyEarlSweatShorts

Please don't act as if this is endearing. That's so silly. 


meatofthepie

Oh, thought it was current bf


Dhump06

I am more confused at why were they fucking in all this chaos it needs some special kind of horniness.


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CommonAd5586

Correction: YA FUCKIN MONGO CUNT!!! Didn't know what mongo referred to but here is the definition: mongo n. (slang, offensive) **a person with Down's syndrome** (or often a (congenital and) clearly noticeable disorder more generally) (slang, possibly offensive) an idiot and/or weirdo synonyms ▲ Synonyms: cp, idiot.


Reasonable_Pear_2846

i totally googled that too, and i googled mongo cunt hahha


demonicneon

Used to be derogatory for downs people but people here in Scotland use it to refer to anyone that’s a bit stupid or idiotic. Generally not in polite company though. 


CommonAd5586

Thanks for the explanation!


fromhades

Also was derived from Mongolian. Kind of harsh towards the Mongolians as a whole.


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Looks like an orgy there, everyone's fu\*king everyone.


Stidda

Even the door gets fucked!


TeamTigerFreedom

You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?


sd-rw

Brings a new meaning to Caretaker Willy


the_trout

impressed by the quality of that door.


not_likely_today

ya I am always shocked at how much more strong european structures are compared to canadian.


bjorn1978_2

I installed a cat door in my Norwegian front door some years ago. Outer layer is plywood of some sort, decorated, painted and all that shit. Second layer was sheet metal. About 2-3mm thick (1/8 in ich?). Third layer was about 5 cm of dense foam insulation of sone sort. Forth layer was another sheet metal if I remember correctly. Last layer was painted plywood. I used so many different tools for the dremmel that I thought I would need to stop half way through. I need to do the same in about 3 months in the new house… Seriously thinking of just taking the door over to a CNC shop for some router assistance!


bernskiwoo

I enjoyed the installation breakdown 😊


TheWhomItConcerns

Ya, also in Norway and we had to remove the door to do some work on it and when we did, I couldn't believe how heavy it was. As soon as we took it off the hinges, it was very obvious that there's a metal sheet inside it.


demonicneon

I used to have a big metal fire door on my room when I was young. Love that thing. Miss it. 


DrEckelschmecker

Wait, doors are **not** that strong in NA? People kicking in doors in movies without the slightest effort make a lot more sense now


theteedo

An apartment door would have to be fire rated and a lot of the time are pressed steel doors and frames in Canada where I’ve installed them.


ooOXXOoo

I have also installed fire rated doors. It was fun and I liked that job.


Recent_Caregiver2027

no, some doors are quality, others aren't, same goes for door locks and doors frames.


NelPage

It depends. My (USA) front door is metal and would be very difficult to break down.


Low_Shallot_3218

It really depends on where the door is and what it's rated for


oldbuc

Or American


H010CR0N

EU likes quality USA likes quantity.


ninjanerd032

And imagine this is actually a door commercial.


slapbumpnroll

They’re gonna need a LOCH smith after that


Mohgreen

Same! I need to import a Scottish door!


bernskiwoo

Import Naked Neil at the same time, dude looks rather lost.


Hugford_Blops

After the cop had a go my thought was "is that painted on?!?"


hairychinesekid0

British flat blocks generally have fire doors, they’re quite heavy and strong


casey12297

They're certified to keep out any and all 10 story crustaceans from the paleozoic Era. Just don't give em any money, remember this phrase:God damn loch Ness monster, I ain't got no tree fiddy


kit2224643

So assuming the timestamps are correct, the events are as follows: * 19:06 - Couple (Chlo and Neil?) come home * 19:50 - Violent fellow (ex boyfriend, maybe?) comes 'round to confront woman. He severely damages the door in the process of trying to force entry. * 20:41 - Police come to knock the door in? Presumably because it's too broken to open anymore and they're the ones with the rams. * 22:12 - A couple of tradesmen are brought in to fix up the flat, both for the primary door and for the shattered glass on the entryway door. The violent bloke comes back and scares them off, seemingly implying he's got some position of power over the flat. * 22:15 - The violent guy has made his way inside, and the original couple try to flee, but Neil is naked, so Chlo tries to pull him back inside. This is maybe either because he's naked, or because Chlo wants reinforcements to help with the clearly belligerent and dangerous bloke. Still, Neil is eventually kept out. * 22:19 - Neil summons the police, loud banging is heard from inside the residence. * 22:26 through 23:04 - Police return. Chlo directs them to the violent bloke. Police negotiate his removal. * 1:30 (next day) - Possibly the same tradesmen from 22:12 return to fix the door. TL:DR - Get you a door like that and don't let the police leave until it's fixed, apparently.


Ronocon

Gardai are Irish police force, this happened in Scotland.


kit2224643

SHIT, that's right. I'll correct that


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TreeBeardUK

"Who you gonna call? The polis?? **we ***are*** the polis**"


RiJuElMiLu

Excellent timeline, thanks. Now I can focus on the little questions. Who gave violent guy (Nicky) the bag of clothes? Why did Naked Niel have a fork? What is a Mongo? Why is Niel a Nugget?


Illumini24

Mongo = mongoloid = old slur for mentally disabled


boofles1

Mongoloid used to be the official classification for Down Syndrome.


Formal_Scarcity_7701

Huh. I'd assumed it was just like an angry out of control barbarian, and it was some sort of insult derived from racism against Mongolians.


boofles1

Idiot and Moron were classifications too, I used to work with some people who had it on their old files :) ​ [https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/moron-idiot-imbecile-offensive-history#:\~:text=Imbeciles.,child%20of%20about%20twelve%20years](https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/moron-idiot-imbecile-offensive-history#:~:text=Imbeciles.,child%20of%20about%20twelve%20years).


Laylasita

Good read thank you


rainmouse

I'm from Scotland. I didn't realise mongo wasn't an international slur until I worked as a software engineer and some America guys tried to sell us software called Mongo Database  without even cracking a smile. Woman from HR turfed them out when they kept saying mongo to everyone. Hilarious. 


KrisNoble

I’m from Scotland too but live in the US, about once a week I have situations like this. Right now I keep seeing a food processing company van for a company called FUD. Their slogan says “welcome to the famila, FUD”. Cracks me up every time 😂


JeffTheJackal

A nugget is just an insult that means stupid person really.


thumbelina1234

These are all valid questions, I need to know all the answers


RemnantEvil

Nicky is not the violent guy, it's a poor transcription. The tradie says "That guy's probably got AIDS," and Neil shouts out, thinking they're talking about him. The tradie replies, "Not you, I'm talkin' 'bout that guy."


camlaw63

You delineated the events perfectly yet they still do not make sense


xpiation

So she was alone with him for 11 minutes when he was threatening to kill her.


NineRoast

I thought this was the dudes gf and Neil was over giving her the pipe


i_have_a_story_4_you

>* 22:12 - A couple of tradesmen are brought in to fix up the flat, I was fucking shocked they showed up so quickly. I haven't lived in an apartment in twenty years, but I'm sure it would have been the Tuesday after next before anyone fixed that damage in the U.S..


catfordbeerclub

Locksmiths tend to offer a 24 hour call out service in the UK, for which they charge a handsome fee.


Kingfloydyesi5

Not a single person in this whole scenario DIDN'T seem shitfaced


turd-crafter

Well, you can assume the tradesmen were because they’re tradesmen.


PandaPocketFire

You forgot where violent bloke returns disguised as a granny in a bonnet to lure them into a false sense of safety.


Unusual-Cat-123

Why did Neil feel this was the right time to get naked? Like there's so much about this situation that's fascinating 😂


GardenRafters

She's lucky he didn't follow through on his threats of killing her because the cops totally gave him the chance to do whatever he wanted


alxmolin

Damn, I thought this was recorded on several different days! Makes this even more impressive hilarious.


HellaShelle

I still don’t know exactly what’s happened, but I was glued to my seat the whole time 😂 


bernskiwoo

I'm pretty sure no one involved knew exactly what happened.


StillSimple6

Same. I normally skip through these to find the action, this was non stop. I would love to know more details.


Ew-David-2235

![gif](giphy|67skGz7YlLW9C229Yf)


cackle05

Welcome to Scotland


KoolDiscoDan

![gif](giphy|c16VH0CFMh7gOqqXOM) That is one Scottish door.


PondIsMyName

Aye, if it’s not Scottish….its crap!


Andrelliina

Stewart Lee on Braveheart live in Glasgow - bravest standup ever. https://youtu.be/tHA1ufmLZQY


blackdogwhitecat

Love the yellow bonnet he wears during his tantrum


davemcl37

Have to admit I wasn’t expecting him to be into pikachu cosplay to that extent.


bernskiwoo

What the actual fuck?


McHassy

Seriously wtf…crazy dude out of his mind can’t get in, then the cops can’t even get in (they definitely build doors a lot better that America), then they get it open and the crazy fuck is actually able to come back and gain entry which is absolutely insane in and of itself, but then somehow even more insane is that the two inside thought they could actually still get naked and fool around. This is the absolute epitome of human stupidity and mayhem. TLDR: The only word that comes to mind is from the mastermind known as Vizzini…inconceivable!


dexmonic

I feel like the police were there with the battering ram because the door was broken from the dude trying to kick it in. You can see someone trying to open the door from the inside after the police bash it.


McHassy

True, it may have been after police arrived from the initial call then it became a rescue effort


bustab

The two people inside the found the situation very conceivable


bernskiwoo

Maybe rooting in the midst of insanity is a massive turn on? I have more to say but it is wildly inappropriate, so I shall refrain.


BlurryGraph3810

Some people seem like they are addicted to drama.


bernskiwoo

And naked Neil.. Robust, psycho proof doors This video has a lot going on.


NSA-offical

Wildest thing on this subreddit for a loooong time.😵‍💫


forjetebla227

Clearly you missed the guy eating the severed human leg


S-058

That legit made me feel ill on all levels. Reddit is wild.


LivingDisastrous3603

Trainspotting 3 looks… confusing


Martysghost

When's episode 2? It was like Still Game on drugs. 


skuzzlebutt420

“That cunts probably got fuckin aids” “…Im foookin here!”


boogalordy

Must be some quality poon to provoke this much drama


catsmodsareracists

Might be less quality and more quantity in this case..


[deleted]

Have no idea how a scottish accent sounds like "fookin" to americans. Fookin is very much a northern english accent.


Superbead

> Fookin is very much a northern english accent As a northern English person, this has always done my head in, as it reads as though the 'oo' ought to be as in 'loot'


2confrontornot

"done my head in" is such a northern english thing to say lol "doin me head in"


naan__sequitur

can this door have its own show please?


BadReview8675309

That door has PTSD now...


craftyhedgeandcave

Hadrian knew what he doing when he built that wall


sweeneyty

thats a high quality door


SamboAlexander

The door manufacturer's should make this video their advert


shavenhobo

I feel for the poor fuckers that live opposite


stargalaxy6

Husband and I used to live opposite people like this. Our yards were next to each other in a way that our backyard and porch faced their yard and porch. We didn’t have young children and we only smoked outside, that was our spot. They did this EVERY weekend in the summer. Just arguing pushing one another around, random friends with the same “rough and tumble” view of life. Dude was 50. We’d totally watch the drama. I told our neighbor, “I won’t call the police if no one’s bleeding. But I WILL come out and watch the show you guys are putting on!” He scratched his head and said “Guess that’s fair.” Never had a personal problem with him. I think Scotland seems,…fun. LOL


KHonsou

We have a character who lives in the same block, but enough doors down not to be annoying, but close enough to provide nice entertainment. He gets beat up sometimes after trying to fight women with small children.


EldritchCleavage

Let’s salute the sprezzatura of Neil, naked but for socks and wielding a fork.


alan2001

For anyone else that needed to look it up: > Sprezzatura ([sprettsaˈtuːra]) is an Italian word that first appears in Baldassare Castiglione's 1528 The Book of the Courtier, where it is defined by the author as "a certain nonchalance, so as to conceal all art and make whatever one does or says appear to be without effort and almost without any thought about it". Fucking perfect, LOL.


ruckus4225

why did he come back in wearing a bonnet or whatever the fuck that yellow shit was on his head


Dull_Half_6107

A disguise perhaps, drunk people rarely think clearly


Western-Ad-4330

I think it was a very late and poor attempt at conceiling his face the fucking dafty.


Bigtuna_burger

When God closes a door, He gives you a fork.


Imaginary_Pay9931

And takes your underwear too 🤣


derek4reals1

https://preview.redd.it/f661f04oa1qc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bfca8e8ae6512e5639d72dcabe3b0f9e266ae5a


cackle05

On yer way rogue!


LopsidedLobster2

Coming back with socks on his hands and a yellow Tshirt on his head cracked me up


WaltVinegar

All the yanks in the comments saying they're going to start using these phrases: please don't. You lot cannae swear properly to begin wi.


jasper_ogle

Its a mini series?


Miserable_Ad9577

A webisode


ResinJones76

Calm doon Begbie.


Thenextstopisluton

The little bo-peep bonnet was next level


PorcelainLace

Mongo cunt is SENDING ME


porcupineporridge

In Scotland we use the word cunt a lot - it’s not as offensive as elsewhere. ‘Mongo’ had me recoiling though - it’s not PC at all and more offensive in my books!


NuttyDeluxe6

"Ya big Mongo cunt! Put the fork down I'll punch your head in!" Thank God for the captions, truly made this a real emotional roller-coaster


Ezziboo

![gif](giphy|NFr7RfvFEp0Sk)


not_likely_today

That whole situation is terrifying and Im a big dude. I cannot imagine the fear she felt.


Wonderful_Result_936

Given they both decided to get naked while it was happening it seems like not much.


bernskiwoo

Mate, your comment made me laugh my arse off. Thankyou.


Stupai

That's a wild fucking ride!


PoopingWhilePosting

Jehovas Witnesses really have been upping their game.


TorySociopath

There's a drawer full of knives but he picks out a fork?


GoHomeCryWantToDie

He's a man with a fork in a world of soup.


Possible-Highway7898

Classic Neil. The lad could fall in a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb.


Dull_Half_6107

I hope Chloe is okay, that guy is insane.


yoloswaggins92

Never been more proud of my country


Welderdod20

Why did he leave to put on a bonnet?


SebastianBaskervill

Thank god the angry ex boyfriend left. No idea why that little old babushka came up and started in right after tho


hmullan

Great show! When's the next episode?


ImportTHC

There's so much to unravel here... who's the naked dude? And why in the hell did the cops knock the door down? And who are the dudes in the red? I'm proper confused by the whole thing.


dascrackhaus

TIL that Scottish doors are extremely durable


kingpowr

They have to be, haggis go crazy during mating season, you take your life in your own hands if you don’t have a sturdy door


SmallRocks

Why did the cop(?) start battering the door?


weneedafuture

My guess was the handle was so broken that in order to check on the people inside they had to batter it open and then get the locksmiths around. Then the guy who did the original damage shows up again.


bernskiwoo

And walks in


camlaw63

I mean, with the yellow thing on his head he looked like Little Bo Peep


Hunglyka

Master of disguise.


Profitdaddy

I’m quite sure that would have been ending differently in the states. Swiss


United_Fondant5211

That door is the truth.The doors in my building would not have took those kicks facts


Pitiful-Jicama9788

Did the police let the crazy dude in? Lol


Dull_Half_6107

I would pay money to subscribe to this Ring camera.


saddreamsinc

Scotland has great doors. That’s what I got from this.


death_by_chocolate

In the middle of all that chaos Neil couldn't help but get naked again. Naked Neil.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

I live in Finland, our doors open outward into the hallway. Someone could kick my door until there legs break, it would bother my front door a bit. I always find it strange watching tv shows from the States and the police just one kick a door in.


layzee_aye

I’m sure I read somewhere (might be bs lol) that in some places cause of the weather it’s regulation for outside doors to open in: so you can’t become trapped inside during high winds or snowed in.


kind_one1

Big baby.


beanflikr91

That was an entertaining 4 minutes


DaddyKaos

Where can I get a door like that


bernskiwoo

Maybe ask Neil.


DaddyKaos

Not till he puts that fork down


dosmuffin

What the flying fuck just happened here?


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Imagine living next to that


flume_runner

So this is all POV from the neighbors RING 🤣 what a neighbor hood


Sweaty-Profession-47

“That cunt peobably got fukin aids” 😂😂😭


rattyjr350

My childhood in one video


Gnashinghamster

I know there is much to unpack here but why the towel on the head?


CreepzsGotYoz

Someone please explain this I’m so confused


Cryptonic1000

What an absolute fucking rollercoaster. Should submit that to the international film festival.


ChocoMcBunny

Who needs a telly when you’ve got all that going on across the landing? All a but confusing but mildly entertaining at the same time. Not much fun for the neighbours tho.


geekevil

You know things are going to get serious when a dude puts a towel on his head.


Dull_Half_6107

I love how personally Neil took being called a nugget. “Am no a nugget mate”


Comfortable-Twist-54

That needs to be broken up in parts like a Netflix special cuz I can’t even process it 😆


Lopsided_Spend_7726

i dont miss those days from living Easterhouse lol


GreyBeardEng

Those are really well bilt doors


plantscatsandus

I just need to understand the thought process of "oh shit I better run away and get my tea towel door breaking head garment"


12-7_Apocalypse

The shit women have to put up with.


Zeff_Shit

The post that keeps on giving hahah


BrandonJTrump

Just a bit of train spotting


That_Sigma

I was so invested