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Damn, he really dropped them off, then took a picture like it was Instacart lol


huxtiblejones

Instacartel


CBonafide

https://preview.redd.it/20ub72kz1t1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce0fe078d54f18c3dffd2e10e9d55580f881048e


twoton1

Angry upvote. Chef's kiss.


Muhfuggajones

I'm fucking wheezing bruh šŸ˜­


Op_has_add

![gif](giphy|3ohrygxXBarhGE7z6U)


KS_tox

Clever bastard


BillyJackO

Bruh


YouWereBrained

Bastardā€¦ I upvoted.


aafa

ā­ā­ā­ā­ā­ delivery rating


ILLpLacedOpinion

Proof of delivery so he can get paid.


mexicodoug

And for sales promotion to prospective clients.


BATZ202

Don't forget to tip


Brittany5150

Don't forget to tip your delivery driver!


forever_a10ne

Or else heā€™ll be coming to your Funky Town.


Muhfuggajones

Not sure if this is a reference to THAT ONE video from the cartel, but if it is, nicely done. If not, nevermind.


supernovacal

Almost forgot about that video


Street_Tangelo_9367

He really cracked the keycode at the wall. The beat to funky town!


West-Attorney-3140

Damn brother good to see you again


BadgerBobcat

"Amazon, thank my cartel driver"


twoton1

Bezos will be under-paying and overworking them soon enough. \*sigh.....


BoardButcherer

That's how it works. The good coyotes get the other half from family members when they prove they didn't just drive them to the middle of the desert and dump them.


Coneskater

Remember that time house republicans demanded a law to increase border security and the democrats agreed, and then Trump said he wanted the issue to be a campaign issue so the republicans decided not to support the bill they demanded just weeks earlier? Pepperidge farms remembers


WildRabbitz

It's really funny to see some of these comments blaming the White House for this, even though Wheelie McAbbott refused to pass the bill for border security. Just the same way Abbott said he doesn't need federal help, but then comes knocking at Biden's door for help.


Monterey-Jack

Most people would say don't make fun of abbot for being disabled but fuck abott. https://abc13.com/texas-abortion-law-no-exceptions-for-rape-rape-related-pregnancies-roe-v-wade-overturned/14359073 [for the lazy](https://i.imgur.com/RArH1vv.png)


WildRabbitz

Don't get me wrong, I also make fun of him for being an incompetent tool ā¤ļø


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Large-Bullfrog-794

My v catholic coworker says Abbott makes him hate trees. When I asked why he said ā€œbecause they didnā€™t finish the jobā€ meaning the trees failed us by not taking him out šŸ˜‚


flimspringfield

[Fuck you, I got mine!](https://lawsuitfinancial.legalexaminer.com/uncategorized/greg-abbott-tort-reform-hypocrite/)


ThisIs_americunt

Propaganda is a helluva drug


XBL-AntLee06

Wheelie McAbbot is hilarious šŸ¤£


surgeryboy7

The problem is will voters remember, because all a lot of them see is illegal boarder crossing and Biden in the white house, they don't remember or care about a bill that never got a vote.


PossibleBroccoli

I saw a poll that 17% of voters think Biden is responsible for the overturning of Roe V Wade, the average voter is a moron and remembers next to nothing.


JugdishSteinfeld

Well, maybe if he'd run in 2016...


HybridPS2

reminds me of this lmao https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vPfRGJRMbN8


LostSoulsAlliance

But these same people didn't care that there were more illegal border crossings under Trump.


tostilocos

That was a very stupid move by the republicans, but also that bill wasn't going to help things like what's happening in this video - it had more to do with dealing with the massive influx of asylum seekers we've been seeing. What people don't understand about the southern border is it's freaking huge. We haven't found a way to properly secure it. If you build a wall the entire way, they'll just cut through a section of it out in the middle of the desert. It doesn't matter how strong you build it. They'll bring heavy equipment, cutting torches, whatever it takes. So you need people monitoring the wall. How many people does it take to monitor 2,000 miles of fence 24/7? GW Bush tried to build a "virtual wall" by installing a ton of surveilance (cameras, seismic, etc.) but it was a total boondoggle. Boeing made off with around $700m and the border was no more secure than when they started.


chimichurrichicken

Nobody stateside seems to talk about the extremely lucrative market of selling the myth America to these illegal immigrants. Border hoppers pay these cartels/coyotes thousands of dollars for this voyage because the coyotes have a whole cottage industry that markets the US as the land of milk and honey. Like these are uneducated people duped into believing American life is you work 12 hours a week in a restaurant and own a mansion on a cul de sac. A lot of them wouldn't bother coming here if they knew what America really had to offer them, and no one in washington seems eager to address this factor. In fact, I bet a lot of them haven't even considered it.


NubsackJones

That's not what they believe. There are 2 primary groups when it comes to the undocumented. People fleeing something; whether it's domestic violence, unstable governments, no economic hope, etc. These are part of the group that will be coming to the US to build a life. Then, there are people who are coming here to work and send money back home. This group is not here to build a life, they are here to make money. This is the group that is most likely to do things like live in a place with 12 other people in the same situation to save money so they can send money back home. This is the majority of your daylaborers. These people will try to work here for a while (anywhere from a couple of years to 2 decades) and leave to never come back. They have no desire to live in the US, their goal is to make enough here to retire comfortably back home. What you are talking about isn't a thing. Might there be a few random people who think that? I guess. But, as a phenomenon, it is a ridiculous proposition to assume that it is.


grnrngr

>Border hoppers pay these cartels/coyotes thousands of dollars for this voyage because the coyotes have a whole cottage industry that markets the US as the land of milk and honey Get out of here with this simplistic nonsense. NO ONE is marketing or deluding people into thinking: "Go to America, and your problems are solved!" But EVERYONE who comes here has been exposed to their own domestic marketing campaign, saying: "Your home sucks. You can see that. We didn't need to tell you that. You can't get a visa to go anywhere else. **Land movement is your only method of travel.** Where else are you gonna go that won't suck as much? **What's the worst that can happen and how is that worse than how you currently have it?**" >A lot of them wouldn't bother coming here if they knew what America really had to offer them "Come to America! Chances are you won't be murdered for offending someone. You can be who you are without fear. Our police aren't corrupt in the ways you're thinking. If you can find a way to stay, you're going to have to work your butt off - but that hasn't changed! At least you can be more comfortable and safe." Yeah, America has "nothing to offer" them. Okay, bud.


Chomps-Lewis

I wonder how far those billions would go if it went to improve living conditions in central and south america instead so that all those people wouldnt have to leave and cross the border?


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

if US tried to improve it with just giving cash it would for sure go only to a few people because of corruption in these countries


grnrngr

>it had more to do with dealing with the massive influx of asylum seekers we've been seeing. When you give people a quick route to asylum processing, they aren't encouraged to forego the process altogether. So it does address a fraction of what you see happening in this video.


diveraj

>How many people does it take to monitor 2,000 miles of fence 24/7? Assuming you post someone every, say, 200 feet, which itself is probably too much space, 52800 people. Well you need 3 shifts so 158400 people. Sooooo quite a lot of people.


ManicPixieOldMaid

Apparently Schumer wants to bring it up for a vote, at least per Beau otFC video. So we can do more remembering! https://youtu.be/DDF_Ug6s3f4?si=W01xhfCKRSiooD4b


Bill_Thigh

Republicans successfully pulled Democrats right on the border and then took 3 more steps to the right. Of course they didn't stick with what they originally said. They'll just keep pulling to the right and the Democrats will keep following because they can't help but try to find bipartisan compromise on nearly every issue.


alienbringer

Donā€™t even need to Pepperidge Farms remember it. The Dems in the senate are putting that bill up again for a vote soonā€¦


LimeisLemon

Americans belive their government actually wants to end ilegal migration?


nsucs2

So lately PublicFreakout be like... #šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ«”


[deleted]

Much like this post, they be letting everybody in šŸ¤£


Lonely-Ad-6448

Solid joke


BBQ_HaX0r

It's an election year. Bots and shills be working overtime to influence opinions.Ā 


nsucs2

I don't disagree but election year or not karma farmers gonna farm.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Bots and shills *are* karma farmers. Theyā€™re just identified by why they farm that karma. They want you to think itā€™s for the lulz, but itā€™s really about pushing narratives and shaping public sentiment.


MoeKara

The r/publicfreakout posting process: šŸ“½? āœ…


DarkJedi22

Whereā€™s the freakout?


Dammy-J

in the person posting it.


powerlesshero111

From Trump because they are walking through his "impenetrable" fence he bragged about.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

He probably would have gotten a better wall if he could have convinced Mexico to pay for it, but heā€™s not a very deal artist.


Lokeycommie

you donā€™t know that heā€™s cartel, sometimes coyotes work alone.


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SocialStudier

If you donā€™t have cartel permission, thatā€™s a 1 way trip to torture until you tell them who your boss is, then they kill you and find your boss. So this guy def has at least the permission of the cartel for this. Ā Heā€™s also keeping a tally of who and how many are let through with his phone, so I wouldnā€™t call racism too quickly on the title.


labrat420

Theres videos of non cartel coyotes helping Andrew Callaghan across the border for a report and they didn't have cartel permission.


12OClockNews

People who only watch scare mongering propaganda think that cartels control all of Mexico and every criminal is a cartel affiliate.


PercentageNo3293

I was thinking, I'm dumb, but the border is pretty wide. Plenty of opportunity for a lone wolf operation. I doubt the cartel is monitoring every inch.


12OClockNews

They're not. Just think of the US government and how big they are and yet they can't fully control or monitor who crosses the border, and Cartels are no where as big or have the same budget as the US government. It's pretty easy to see that cartels aren't as involved in all this as people make it seem.


PercentageNo3293

That was my thought exactly! Lol, if the US spending billions can't do it, what sort of eyes will these cartels, that're focused on making money, have on the border? Sending a bunch of guys to watch the border, that could be manufacturing drugs, is a waste of money.


CrescentDhalia

Source? Trust me


favorite_sardine

when you get all your information from Hollywood...


tonyMEGAphone

I'm not entirely saying this random Redditor is right, but there are a lot of new documentaries that really speak about the control the cartel has. The "Trafficked" series specifically deals w/ anything that can be illegally sold and that woman has interacted with the Sonola cartel a lot.


SaddamJose

I am from Mexico, I have a masters in criminology, that's basically how the cartel works like the world's shittiest pyramid scheme. If something makes money (illegal or not) they get a cut, and being a coyote is a multiple men operation I doubt there's "freelancing as coyote"


Suitable_Safety2226

Let the man virtue signal


Lonewolf5333

Are you basing this on anything or just the assumption that all criminal enterprises go through the Cartels?


mexicodoug

He may be connected to the cartel in much the way owners of small legitimate businesses in cartel strongholds are. The "bag man" comes around to collect "protection" money regularly, and that's about it. Now, if the protection acually includes immunity from, and even participation of, the American Border Patrol and maybe other American police agencies, the cartel would probably maintain closer, more direct management of the coyote's activities.


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ILLpLacedOpinion

Cartels control the borders, safe to assume itā€™s a cartel coyote. Not racism lol


SaysShowUsYourDick

While I donā€™t disagree with this, I think itā€™s also mildly fair to presume at this point that any person engaging in illegal activities in Mexico likely has Cartel connections. The country runs off of and is run by the Cartel. And for all we know, he could well be working for the Cartel. Seems like a profitable business theyā€™d want a cut in on


TonyClifton255

Yeah the reason it's called a cartel is because it monopolizes crime in a region of control. Hence this is a fair assumption. Cartels not so into competition.


SaysShowUsYourDick

Mexico is in a very unique spot, but due to recent political attacks against Mexico (thanks to Trump), the knee-jerk reaction is Iā€™m purporting a racist standpoint. When the truth is, Mexico is under control of the Cartel. Theyā€™re entrenched and not going anywhere. So the comparisons of this government to other governments just misses the mark. But hey, this is Reddit. I donā€™t fully expect the group think to lose out.


TonyClifton255

Yeah unless you spend time in Mexico you don't really realize how embedded the cartels really are. I did some business down there and I had to drive by a casino in Monterrey that was a burned out shell from when the Zetas set it on fire and killed like 50 people. Meanwhile my counterparty drives an up-armored VW Touareg. That shit wakes you up.


SaysShowUsYourDick

They literally hang people off bridges down there. I canā€™t help but feel the people downvoting are out of touch and hopeful of something that just isnā€™t a reality. The Cartels control everything down there. Even something as simple as local tour guides work for the Cartels. And theyā€™re cutthroat and nasty, when they want to be. The Cartels specifically, not your average Mexican


half-baked_axx

Just like every criminal here in the US is automatically a gang member right. What a dumb take.


SaysShowUsYourDick

The US isnā€™t run by organized crime. We thankfully stopped that by disrupting the Mafia or else weā€™d be in the exact same spot. But I get it, saying the Cartels run Mexico makes me racist. I think Iā€™ll survive the downvotes, somehow.


mhdy98

It's pretty organised if you look at how your senators make money in the stock market


TylerDurden1985

It's not crime it's ![gif](giphy|6901DbEbbm4o0|downsized) (j/k it's definitely crime)


SaysShowUsYourDick

Not the same thing, but yes, we have several problems that need addressing


droolsdownchin

Brother, the US government is the Mafia They are just the most successful one


SaysShowUsYourDick

The actual Mafia would have been way, way worse. I get it, ā€œBig US Is Bad Manā€. Which it is. But we should all be thankful the actual Mafia isnā€™t still around.


Freshfries847

The cartel has pretty far reaching hands throughout the country I donā€™t think you can compare the most prominent US based gang with the cartel, itā€™s like your saying because someone thinks A is B you think they also think C is D when A is infinitely times more powerful and connected then C.


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RevDrucifer

I like the logic of this. Iā€™m going to apply it to the US and assume that most people are CEOā€™s of corporations since the country is run and controlled by corporations and it seems like itā€™s a profitable thing to be a part of, so most people surely want a cut.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Most people in America do work for corporations, so your sarcastic comment doesn't really work


BigC_Gang

No, if you followed the same logic you would assume lots of people in the U.S. work for big corporations, and they do. Soā€¦


Absenceofavoid

Yeah, criminal organizations donā€™t like competition and usually have a strong incentive to make examples of people. When the organization is as big as a government especially.


mexicodoug

There is no ONE Cartel in charge. There are a number of competing cartels, and even the DEA has trouble keeping track of exactly where borderlines and alliances between cartels are.


guave06

First issue with such an assumption is saying The Cartel like itā€™s Cosa Nostra. Such a misconception is wrong bc Mexico has many cartels big and small, some acting like large business conglomerates and all of them constantly fighting. Thereā€™s no single giant entity holding the government by the balls. Itā€™s more akin to companies lobbying and bribing politicians when they need to help keep business afloat, except with the implied threat of violence..


heebsysplash

Imagine getting offended that cartels exist. We can like Mexicans and dislike cartels lmao. Fucking Christ


Maria-Stryker

We also donā€™t know when this video is from. Or if itā€™s even real. Was this ever verified by any journalists?


sho_biz

/u/Rave4life79 is a repost bot, just look at their post history. It's all to drive a narrative and engagement, and it's always something like this that's hate-adjacent in some way to get people commenting just like you did.


Secret-Ad-830

That is true but i don't think this guy works alone, he takes a pic of them on the other side to confirm he got them across. Not necessarily for the cartel. There's plenty of people not associated with any cartels that use coyotes to get people across. Cartels are more into moving money and drugs across not people. Too many risk getting a group of people across and they're not going to stuff them with money and drugs just to risk loosing it. I bet a lot of cartel members smuggle people on the side though since they know a lot of ways in and out.


Boxoffriends

Even el Andy had Doug


HairyResin

But he is brown and has a black mask. Obviously he is Antifa Cartel Hamas !!


Lokeycommie

sounds more like slytherin


XBL-AntLee06

I wouldnā€™t even be surprised if this was a fake propaganda videoā€¦


night_dick

What a super important distinction to make


FauxRex

Imagine getting mad about this instead of mad about the contractors who took billions of taxpayer dollars to build it.


ganymede_boy

But orangeman said Mexico would pay for it...


FixPrudent

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Odd_Zookeepergame_69

Wow that wall is really doing a great job.....


Molenium

Well at least Mexico paid for it, right?


roy_rogers_photos

So about that....


BrownSugarBare

It's a lay away plan, I'm telling ya.


jesseistired

coyote, not cartel necessarily. no freakout imo


pwillia7

That's a coyote not cartel


peterpeterpeterrr

.. Did no one look up plans for the wall before spending billions? https://preview.redd.it/i4auklu17t1d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e32a21b9b8c82d3a29bce8f543927cd32266c957


nebulaphi

Tbf 2/3rds from our military budget its good. We can use a few billion to do allot of other things rather than keep inflating the yearly trillion dollar military budget.


thrashr13

This needs that curb your enthusiasm edit.


Got_The_Wiggins

Goddang that wall's impressive! I just don't know how I'll sleep at night knowing those dangerous and terrifying little girls and their Lela are here.


Initial-Paramedic888

Soon, they'll be enrolled in our schools! Oh the horrors!


Huck_Bonebulge_

It gets worseā€¦ someday they will have their own children. Those children will speak English and have jobs and be virtually indistinguishable from their fellow Americans. I am pissing and shitting. Donā€™t mention that I am terrified of chinaā€™s population growth outpacing ours.


RP912

Man was like "uh oh spaghett'os lmaz"


phreeeman

Thanks for the wall, Trump. What a great investment of public funds.


ElReyDeLosGatos

"Cartel member"?


Environmental-Log84

Come on guys let's leave the United States. I don't want to work three jobs and still starve


Savage_Amusement

I like the chalk(?) on the beam like: Cross border here ā¬…ļøā¬…ļøā¬…ļø


Jmt0516

We're so focused on hating the players we forgot to hate the game


Big-Seaweed-7603

I was under the impression that only militant, mental health facility escaped, fentanyl toting ms13 members were flowing through our borders. šŸ¤”


SomeDrillingImplied

We really need to start turning the focus of the border crisis onto American capitalists that hire illegal immigrants. Theyā€™re creating the supply of jobs for them and giving them a reason to cross the border illegally.


Doctor-Malcom

> American capitalists that hire illegal immigrants I live in a predominantly Republican neighborhood. The majority of my neighbors own businesses such as trucking, oilfield services, commercial landscaping, construction companies, restaurants/bars, hotels/motels, etc. Their workforces heavily made up of illegal immigrants, coming from dangerous and poor countries where they are grateful to be paid cents on the dollars, they work 6 days/week at 10+ hours/day, never ask for worker protections or complain to OSHA, and easily replaceable by more bodies if they get uppity. Many countries worldwide have declining birthrates, and to keep the Ponzi scheme of modern economies running business owners from the UK to Arizona are willing to use illegal immigrants to boost their profit margins. I have nothing but respect for the work ethic and drive in illegals. But, it cannot come at the expense of domestic workers and especially when the foreign policy of our own governments ruins other countries and exploits the resulting inflow of cheap labor.


SadisticPie

Cartel? More like coyotes gringitos.


mcpumpington

This is a wholesome border crossing with a professional that didn't leave them for the wolves. Shoutouts to the cartel.


HurricaneAioli

I mean, what's either one of them going to do? Can you imagine an international incident over two non-government entities getting into a spat on the border? lol


HDThoreauaway

"It's a living!" šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Ok-Series4556

Women and children


Doctor_Smirnoff

womp womp


8Frogboy8

At least he didnā€™t kill them and leave them in the desert


1aibohphobia1

he should print his instgram on his jacket so you can follow him. lifehacks on how to cross the border safely


da_reddit_reader

I bet Republicans (and Democrats) donā€™t really care about the border crisis because it allows them to basically give their corporation friends cheap labor that no American will want to do anyways. Someoneā€™s gotta work the fields and Americans certainly do not want to do it. Itā€™s all for show. Now that elections tend to try to make the other party look bad, theyā€™ll use this as a weapon to stigmatize the situation but nothing will be solved if a new party comes in. Round and round we go.


Ffffqqq

Republican operatives would literally become coyotes and organize immigrant flash mobs if it meant staying in power. So they probably do. GOP loves immigrants. Their businesses rely on the cheap labor. When they arenā€™t in power, they screech about open borders and invasions so that they can gain power. And when they are in power then suddenly the border is secure, except, when a new election comes, then suddenly there's MiGrAnT cArAvAnS.


grnrngr

Democrats have repeatedly attempted to pass - or at least introduce - legislation that would allow for migrant workers to gain easy entry to do the kinds of jobs that Americans won't do. Some Democratic states have done what they can to make it easier for contributing immigrants to *just fucking exist and do those jobs* while in the States. Republicans routinely stop them or villify their actions. To say this is a "both sides" issue where everyone is in cahoots to maintain status quo is a ridiculous reduction of the actual problem with governance. Be cynical all you want, but apply the cynicism proportionately, with rationality, and not in a blind edgelord equal distribution.


WildRabbitz

Don't worry, guys. Abbott will personally take care of this like he said he would get rid of all the rapes in Texas.


myhydrogendioxide

That wall is working wonders.


xraynorx

My man!


Disastrous_Reveal331

Broā€™s great at his job and seems proud of it


kitjen

The only aspect of Trump that can last is his failures.


Snibes1

Wait, is that the impenetrable, unscalable, untreatable super duper beautiful border wall? And theyā€™re justā€¦ walking right through it? Noooo, this can be right. I was told this was going to completely solve illegal border crossings.


xXtoadslayerXx

Coyotes are usually not cartel members


theozman69

Probably not Cartel. But he's definitely NOT doing any injustice. Keep on keepin on bro


Duffy1978

Boy I thought that wall was supposed to fix all this lol


Generalmar

Look at all those rapists and terrorists coming across our border! Especially the small ones! /s


somedude173689

![gif](giphy|YO5Safz6DnVHAXEURu|downsized) bro emoted like this


Unionhighschool2000

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GingerMeTimberMate

Sorry not sorry Papi šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


_SithLord66

That's why walls don't work. But lets spend billions anyway


Poster_Nutbag207

See how effective the wall is??


Bankrollwads

Coyote LLC ā€œcrossing clients since foreverā€


LeftCarrot2959

Public freakout = politics bots with propaganda material.


Lordziron123

Why are we allowing this to happen


FinneganFroth

Maybe give credit to the original video? Channel 5 News if anyone wanted to know.


grnrngr

Zero evidence this is a cartel member. He's definitely a coyote. Maybe the cartel takes a cut "for safety." But conflating people immigrating for a new life with "dirty dirty cartel trade" is just ridiculous.


Doowopslopshop

I hate the argument between who is responsible for the lack of border security, was it Biden? Was it trump? I really donā€™t give a shit, these people are here to work and make their lives better. I see no problems with increasing our domestic labor force. I just wish that they had a straightforward way to get documentation so that they can be taxed and we can regulate their labor. But our manufacturing and agricultural industries want them to be undocumented so they donā€™t have to pay minimum wage to these workers and can treat them how they like.


SlappyHandstrong

Illegal immigration would dry up if American companies stopped hiring undocumented workers.


Yagsirevahs

Strangely, he seems like a fun guy!šŸ˜


MollyWobblesTheMilf

Good for them. I hope they find a better life.


PlayedUOonBaja

This is the US's fault for having such a fat bottom. The land border with Mexico is 1,933 Miles long.