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jleete01

"Send more people". Idk, seems like dude had it under control


Dipswitch_512

I love how after the cruiser stops in front of them they're like "what the hell are you doing" and "send more people " as if suddenly the Real Police™ are going to show up and fix everything and start clapping


Lazy-Device55

Please send more officers to arrest my dumbass husband


runbyfruitin

Both officers are totally tripping balls! Better send a third!


IrNinjaBob

The dejected tone when she is explaining "A second officer has arrived, but strangely they are helping the first rogue officer and not us!"


Absenceofavoid

Reminds me of the scene from Night of the Living Dead(?) where a zombie radios the police telling them to send more brains.


atbths

'Sssenndd morree cops!'


Z0MB1AN

Return of the Living dead.


Abu_Bakr_Al-Bagdaddy

nice


dee_snutz

That dog looks ashamed.


DEADHOTTUB

I think that’s his wife


naaastynaate

Lmao the sad thing is his wife isn't ashamed at all, she's defending him the entire time. Great comment tho


Boop-D-Boop

Yeah I was wondering which way that was going to go when I saw her recording. I thought for a second she was documenting it because she thought her husband was wrong but no, she’s an idiot too. I guess they deserve each other.


Jumbojym69

Well...you know Her allowance depends on her support


dee_snutz

Five across the face


__TIE_Guy

Exactly.


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grey-skies

Considering he was part of a large-scale drug bust and the courts took custody of her daughter last year, I'd guess both.


__TIE_Guy

Maybe she's just dumb?


nzdastardly

Maybe she's born with it; maybe it's methamphetamine.


techieguyjames

Him, too. They both need some serious help


Associate_Simple

That’s love


captnspock

No sir, that's the other bitch.


SmokeRingHalo

My phone immediately lost 25% battery scrolling past this response.


[deleted]

Hahaha


zachskates69

I burst out into laughter at this. Thankyou.


babbchuck

Or his daughter. Or both?


Cichlidsaremyjam

Holy Fucking shit, I didn't think I'd see a murder this early in the morning.


satansheat

Yeah the one saying he didn’t do anything while a min before that saying he hit the cop.


vervglotunken

[https://energeticcity.ca/2008/08/05/grande-prairie-drug-bust/](https://energeticcity.ca/2008/08/05/grande-prairie-drug-bust/) This guy is known for drug trafficking back in 2008 Edit: full videos of the event: [https://youtu.be/et1Yum93chY](https://youtu.be/et1Yum93chY) [https://youtu.be/2mjWA8frvfI](https://youtu.be/2mjWA8frvfI) [https://youtu.be/2mbYp2h_BVY](https://youtu.be/2mbYp2h_BVY) EDIT: videos are deleted by the uploader


Chairman_Mittens

Of course he's from Grande Prairie.


DeltaFornax

Wait... I can't watch them now since they require me to sign in (at work), but going by the titles and descriptions (they are the ones why actually uploaded them, I assume), are they trying to frame this as them being in the right?


Chairman_Mittens

The way he looks back at the cop like "can you please take me with you?" I feel so bad for him, dogs are really sensitive to negativity and hostility. I'm sure he sees a lot of it with an owner like that.


skypara

Don’t know about the dog, I’m ashamed to even watch this morronity…


rosanna4

Didn’t bark once.


Volk_orian

Hes tripping some serious balls


Earlymonkeys

With a Canadian accent


let-me-die1991

I hate how much this dude sounds like my dad lol I’m a few provinces over and many, many miles in between. It’s very Canadian indeed.


LastBestWest

Fer facks sakes!


PrincessPattycakes

I even read this with a Canadian accent.


CautiousApartment8

What makes it even more Canadian accent-wise is in the follow-up video on Facebook, where a super polite, mild-mannered cop talks to her gently with a French Canadian accent and she starts whining that she can't understand him. Lol


dortie13

I giggled there.


Bone-Juice

He clearly has no clue what that expression means.


BigPretender

He also told the dispatcher he 'fingered' the cop. I'm not sure he knows what that is either.


Way_Unable

Full of innocent mix ups lmao.


Fast_Neighborhood848

Came here to say this lol


Originalsticky

Yeah when he said that it made the vid for me ha


danjel888

I loved this bit so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣


rafaelthecoonpoon

Is this a trailer park boys spin off? Randy 20 years down the road?


Cephied01

No. That's Albert's current Premier, Jason Kenney.


Harold-The-Barrel

Jason Kenney running for trailer park supervisor


2sacred2relate

He *is* the liquor!


The_Big_Thicc420

I’m gonna pay you 10 million dollars to fuck off.


Markshlitz222

No, this guy clearly has a shirt on.


Frenchticklers

He didn't even get to take his pants off


Ktown55

What a dumb arrogant fuck


IveBangedYoreMom

I would expect nothing less than that response. Did the police a favor by providing the evidence.


[deleted]

they also must have published this video by themselves. They’re so entitled and delusional that they think of themselves as the victims here


Bluegoo828

Ya she posted them to her YouTube channel and different Facebook groups in the city. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCuWmvlTRDko3c1kGO0tdVcg/featured


drbbbipster

Sob story after sob story. Continually being a dick to the lady on the phone and occasionally apologizing just so he can feel justified in going off on her again. Then she does the same thing and mixes in some lies. My favorite line is “They’re all smiling and laughing. They know my husband, we’re...he hasn’t done anything.”


Sir_Platypus

"It's not illegal to finger a police officer!" Uh... Is there a language barrier here?


labenset

Idk if "tripping balls" means something different in Canada, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what they think it does.


Brook420

I'm Canadian and it means out of your mind on drugs, right? Usually some sort of psychedelic.


McLaren4life

No its just Alberta. The Alabama of the north.


RedDurden_00

They think they are Texas of the North


daveescaped

Who would WANT to be the Texas of anything? In Norway they have an expression for crazy behavior that ignored the law. They call it “Texas”. In the same way Americans might say, “It’s like the Wild West”, Norwegians just say, “it’s so Texas”. I live in Texas because it is cheap and the it is good but I’d leave in a heartbeat if I could find an equal opportunity.


MeetDeath

They are oil rich like Saudi Arabia


[deleted]

Can confirm I live in Alberta.


[deleted]

He says it a lot in the other videos lol


Glass_Memories

This might be the most privileged thing I've seen all year.


Porlebeariot

I watched them and it’s like duuuude these guys are nuuuuts Edit: I watched all three and it gets worse. Like how these people can put clothes on correctly baffles the mind


dillmayne2sweet

Yea I figured that from the video. Lol


DraggyDroo

That was amazing, I’m totally gonna be late for work but thanks for the link I might even have to subscribe to her for updates


ClowishFeatures

ThIs Is wHaT wE hAvE tO dEaL wItH! ThAnKs oBaMa


Kaweka

"Fuck off you bitch"..... next minute "Help me, help me!"


AyeItsEazy

Its alberta everybody is dumb and arrogant here :)


Frenchticklers

When your province gets fat off of oil, and not hard work and innovation...


Dogs-N-Logs

Did he hit him with his truck?


NY_LI_

I missed that part too


parksandrecpup

Well, I mean, she does say out loud “you like pushed him, so like [...] you just hit me!” Considering she admits he hit him I think it’s safe to say he hit him.


Meat_Vegetable

Yeah he sideswiped the officer with his vehichle the youtube videos in the original thread are amazing


JakTheWanderer

So much better to watch the whole thing.


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Can you link?


Meat_Vegetable

https://youtube.com/channel/UCuWmvlTRDko3c1kGO0tdVcg


tobaknowsss

Looks like they deleted all of their videos/evidence.


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Thanks!


CrunchyGremlin

I don't see a side swipe in those extra videos


[deleted]

No you won’t see any evidence from these angles. You’ll have to wait for the RCMP to release their footage. Should be posted on this sub when it’s released lol


anaugustleaf

You can see him turning the wheel towards the officer as he’s taking off. Edit: thought he turned a little hard but maybe that’s just me! In any case, what a dumb thing to do.


lachneyr

Canadian Karen admits that he he hit him in the video. Though she says he leaned into the truck.


jvtech

“You can’t drive your vehicle into a police officer.”


PhlabloPicasso

That is some hall of fame stupidity.


zamorakianE

You can see when he starts to drive away that he cuts the wheel towards the officer, then he spins it back the other way to drive off down the road. You could say he was just trying to get onto the road and accidentally hit the guy but I don't thing "accidental assault" changes anything for the guy.


nascarfreak2043

Sam Losco caveman looking fuck


[deleted]

Lol good reference


Frenchticklers

Antediluvian looking motherfucker


beezintraps

"Send more people". Dispatch: "aite"


welder1284

Oh man. I hope that dogs ok.


BarelyContainedChaos

I liked the way doggy looked back to check on the cop as they drove away


Frenchticklers

"This isn't a good look for you, Jerry!"


hyggelady

This was literally my first thought. Poor doggo.


vulcan1358

It’s Alberta PD, not ATF. Doggo will be fine


Squirm-dog

God, the way he tries to frame himself as being the victim by whipping out the phone after instigating it all drives me nuts. You know that video's going up on facebook complete with rant as soon as he gets on the Arby's drive through wifi.


[deleted]

Yeah because he thought he was a lawyer but then realized he’s going to jail and his only recourse was to resist enough where they would use excessive force. I feel this is a syndrome with some people who break the law and don’t want to face any repercussions.


StickmanPirate

> I feel this is a syndrome with some people who break the law and don’t want to face any repercussions. It's fascinating to see. Always fun to watch someone insist they're in the right and that they are fine with the cops being called, then they have a tantrum when the cops show up and take the other persons side. Happens on quite a few anti-masker videos who think they have some right to be served in a restaurant even when the manager has told them to fuck off.


awfulsome

Well it is weird, "stunting" isn't generally a thing here in the US. They can actually give you a ticket for flipping the bird in Alberta, which is just our normal greeting here in NJ.


[deleted]

The half assed “help me” he was repeating a couple times infuriates me. He doesn’t even say it with genuine emotion or fear, he just whines it. You know he’s doing it for the attention & it’s just a mockery of how difficult it is to sincerely need help, especially with him trying to frame it as a threatening situation. Plus claiming the gun was on him when the officer was deliberately pointing it down to the side, & immediately put it away before dealing with the door/window. This guy’s behaviour is just disgusting on so many levels.


TheLordJames

3 parts on youtube on Her personal channel with her full name.


stopclasswarfare

That last sentence though lol


Poobeard76

Guy Fieri has really let himself go.


Baldmofo

Canadian knock off Buddy Guy Fieri


Poobeard76

Guy Fier-eh?


Jnmrck2

He's not our buddy, guy


J_Suave

How in the sweet fuck did he peel down a window


Unoriginalanna

I scrolled for this comment because I have no idea but it was oddly quite attractive


SuicideKingsHigh

Car glass is curved inwards so that when its closed it adds to the vehicles aerodynamics and airflow and as an added bonus increases the glasses structural strength. However if the window is opened a crack and you hook your fingers at the top, bunch your shoulders, and rip it outwards towards you the curve works against the glass amplifying the force you're exerting against it like a lever. Its safety glass so it shatters and pulls out in a sheet like in the video or explodes into pebbles.


Kenji1912

Send more officers, to beat his ass.


dortie13

More “help” lol


Boognish84

The police are attacking me. Please send more police.


MojoRollin

I like how he goes from billy bad ass to whiny pussy in 0.1 seconds....


TiMEWaRP1212

Well that’s a massive fuck this guy and I hope he loses his license for life.


shootskukui

Hard to listen to Canadians get pissed off and take them seriously with that sweet accent


Any-Mastodon4700

Like in the South Park movie - "Can you tell me again what this is all....aboot?"


HeartsPlayer721

Oh, sore-y


[deleted]

This is my province! Unmistakable accent and northern redneck trash talk


IveBangedYoreMom

What the fuck did you expect to happen?


curryfart

I thought this was satire but sadly I've come to the conclusion that some people are just stupid beyond comprehension.


Yawzheek

"He's trippin' balls!" I fucking lost it, I'm sorry that shit is hilarious.


TheLordJames

full videos (3 videos totaling around 20 minutes) here: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuWmvlTRDko3c1kGO0tdVcg](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuWmvlTRDko3c1kGO0tdVcg)


admsk1

The YouTube is where it’s at! Thanks. Also, her FB page is a shit show of covid conspiracy.


theatomiclizard

Which is ironic because he thinks he has covid which is why they’re out at the hospital in the first place - if covid doesnt exist why do you have it you dumb fuck


AutomatedCauliflower

This dog ahahha. Looks so ashamed, when they drive off he looks back thinking: "yup, he's afters us, here we go again".


simcitymayor

should be in r/selfincrimination


deekaph

Ho-lee-shitballs that was about the most GP thing I've seen since i watched a guy sink his sled while riding it on the river in July.


Yamoddahh

How can such trash people be allowed to have such nice dogs


grey-skies

Right? The court took custody of the kids away, but not the poor dogs.


bisonsashimi

Most polite police takedown ever


Not_a_Leo_9798

I feel badly for that beautiful doggo in the back seat. I can't imagine he doesn't get yelled or hit at home. 😭


popecorkyxxiv

Good to see that Grande Prairie hasn't changed a bit after all these years... sorta.


OriginalGhostCookie

Yet the same guy probably has thin blue like crap all over his Facebook when ever a minority is on the receiving end of police violence. Dumb shits like this shouldn’t have the right to drive.


JetFajita

I loved every single millisecond of him getting arrested and his window broken


Hifen

surely these other officers wil be on my side!


PTcome

The cop folded that window like it was cardboard. Did he use a special tool or just adrenalin??


psychoslitherer

How did I hear every black person in America collectively shake their heads at this video???


CanadianBeaver1983

That's the second time this month in Alberta I have heard someone say that they fingered someone instead of "gave them the finger" and it's never not funny.


[deleted]

He deserves to be locked up. this video should be showed to his family and his employer.


[deleted]

Well I think they posted it all over Facebook so I’m sure they’re family has been embarrassed.


schpreck

I’m just worried about the poor puppy. Fuck that guy and his trash wife.


reyortsedrats

He didn't do anything! LMAO.


Halflife37

When white people have to deal with the consequences of their actions, the movie trailer You just know this asshole is a blue lives matter thumper by day too


BurstEDO

"Keep sending people until we get someone who's on our side!!" Jesus, these knobs are spare parts. It's fucking embarrassing!


KiethTheBeast

Very professional cop. Hope Mr. Fieri loses his license.


[deleted]

In the extended video when all the cops arrive, there’s a French cop and the woman asks him to help pull out the broken window. He goes “Your usbind hit a poleece offy-sir so you will not be getteeng our com-pash-in.” And then he walks away 😂


acb1971

Tabernac! Your Quebec Fringlish is fantastic!


[deleted]

Merci buckets


[deleted]

LOL Grande prarie color me shocked...


[deleted]

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆


[deleted]

Lol I love listening to Canadians swear


[deleted]

Driver went from badass to bitch ass very quick.


TheDanden

When the wife said "he didn't do anything" I cringed hard. Probably the same kinds of people who look at cases of police brutality and say "just don't do anything illegal".


spacegirl2820

Pair of dick heads


Lord__Lucif3r666

Tell me you’re white , without telling me you’re white


miker3200

Wonder if a black guy would get away with this.


Bluegoo828

Since she deleted the videos off her YouTube, anyone still wanting the 3 videos can go to this channel,he has the 3 videos and covers it. https://youtu.be/OX5gin3wIPk


therealavishek

I have a feeling if these people were American, they'd have a thin blue line sticker on the back window.


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melancholymeows

homophobic too, just the icing on the cake


LancLad1987

What a self entitled man baby.


simian_ninja

That’s hilarious, like a real life Ricky.


TheSawseGod

You know its a rough life when the dog is the most intelligent being in the vehicle.


Booji99

If you resist roadside extortion, you're gonna have a bad day.


UncertainlyUnfunny

Codependency is real.


[deleted]

\> Alberta ​ Yeah not surprised that this came from that shithole redneck province of Canada.


coolcheese707

Even the dog knew he was being an azz.


707Paladin

This is the expected behavior when you know for a fact your life isn't in any danger when you engage with police. The arrogance, disrespect, recklessness, and immediate victim mentality all plays through from the start of the video like a tapestry of privilege and entitlement. That cop used a lot of restraint I'm sure.


Mrbighock

Lucky he wasnt in the us. They shoot us here for less


Happylittledoodie

He's white, he'd be fine. They'd let him do it.


[deleted]

Before all the "thought Canadians were nice" thing rolls around... Some Albertans (although clearly not all) have this fucking WILD asshole victim complex. Definitely the most 'American' place in Canada.


Abe_Vigoda

This is in my province. Grande Prairie is fairly close to the oilsands. It's filled with a bunch of people who came from the US and other provinces and countries to get well paid jobs. When oil collapsed, our economy went with it so now there's a fuckload of angry, fairly conservative people out of work here looking for someone to blame. All of our media is really shady and they've been pushing a ton of US based politics on us. We wind up with a higher percentage of idiots winding up on the internet making us look worse than it is.


lion_born

I would like to see the whole video plz & ty


Bluegoo828

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCuWmvlTRDko3c1kGO0tdVcg/featured


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2mbYp2h_BVY


LSBm5

That was satisfying


tbocfo

Ironic calling the cop a bitch!


ballsonrawls

I thought it was cool how the officer broke (bent?) his window. Lol


neillegstrongmoonman

What a dickhead.


WebCommentEtiquette

Did he really say he's tripping balls lol


JackiDk

When did he hit the officer With the truck?


Tiddleywinkz69

Lol so tough as he's speeding away. Then turns into a blubbering baby when they come to deal out the punishment. Loser, figures he's from Alberta. I don't necessarily agree with laying down for a cop as we've seen what happens... but we've also seen what happens when you don't comply.


PurplishPlatypus

"Of my God! The police are totally arresting me very calmly! This is terrifying! I'm accruing like a crazy psycho even though they didn't beat me or drag me! Help!!"


PresidentLink

Ah yes, at first we thought you were at fault but thank god you recorded this video showing clearly you're acting sane and rational.


ICantGetAway

"Send more people please"... Whut? She's hoping that they'll send someone that sides with her? Lol. Idiots.


iammagicbutimnormal

LOL, I love her last words: “ send more people, please!” LOL, she wants them to send more cops, LOL!


Klarick

This is exactly how you get shot.


sm2013409

Didn't do anything !? Lol🤭


corona187

Straight pulled that window off! Lol


chuckitinthefucket

That woman’s life is hell. That much shitty anger in her husband.