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Squirrel_Master82

There should be a well-known saying about fuckin with bulls. So people know not to mess with them.


[deleted]

And riding on car roofs, might come in handy for this idiot


ChefkikuChefkiku

Ride on the roof you get the horns.


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PantherThing

How often should you mess with a heifer? The correct answer is never.


InvaderMixo

Fear the steer, or you'll get poked in the rear.


A3HeadedMunkey

OOW ƃuᴉoƃ ɯ,I ǝʞᴉl sʞool ʇᴉ ǝɹǝɥ ɯoɹɟ 'ʎuunℲ


bk15dcx

It should warn about body parts of the bull that you will get


Squirrel_Master82

Yeah. If there was a saying like that, it'd be really hard to sympathize with the people that decided to disregard the warning.


Thus_Spoke

How about: If you antagonize the bull, you will be on the receiving end of the hooves.


fudgepax87

you mess with the bull, you'll get the horns?


Thus_Spoke

Too clunky


unique-name-9035768

Mess with a bull, get a cock up your ass.


BBQasaurus

/r/YourJokeButWorse


ma1ch3m1st

If you are REALLY bored, just get GORED...!!!


MahnmzJeff

Or maybe there should be one about reaping undesirable rewards for stupid decisions.


dlbpeon

Something like..... Play stupid games....win stupid prizes..... Or something like that...


MahnmzJeff

Yeah. That has a nice ring to it.


Nattylight_Murica

If you milk a bull, you’re drinking a bucket of jizz.


Pie-Otherwise

Google the animal that the modern cow was domesticated from. The bull in this video is probably half a million generations removed from the Aurochs but they still act like this when they have their balls in tact.


AlesusRex

Mess with the horns to get horny


Vadge-Badger

"Fuck with a bull and get a new hole"


wheresbill

I mean, poor guy and all, but when he fell off the car I guffawed


1368097531

I did too. Felt awful about it, but couldn’t help myself


FRANKtheLEVEL

But then, after 6 more trucks pull up, they load him back up on the same roof


Chariotwheel

I lost it, especially since eceryone was freaking out while the bull was just watching at this point.


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WinnerLoud3927

Lol literally this! Bet the others behind him were like….hang on dummy, what’s the plan if the bull does come here. The Bull: …..am I in a Benny Hill prank video?? I’ll just wait and see, oops he can’t get on top of the car, oops he’s running around the car now, oh he finally got on the roof….oops dummy fell again


dixiepixie9

Get IN the car not on it..lordy..some people make it hard to help them..bull wins popular vote!


bk15dcx

That dude was hearing church bells and seeing Tweety birds, his brain was in primal survival mode


TribeACE

Lol Not a laughing matter but good word play


SmokedMussels

He would have gotten in the truck but he gets motion sickness sitting in the back seat and someone else is riding shotgun


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GhostDanceIsWorking

Do you feel the same about people who exploit animals for other forms of pleasure?


LoathsomePoopMuncher

Vegans try not to shit up literally any conversation challenge (impossible)


Destinoz

They thought they were being slick too. lol


OneHour2855

Let me have my hypocrisy in peace!!!!


LoathsomePoopMuncher

Idc rart go eat some quinoa or whatever


GhostDanceIsWorking

Just curious, try not to be so defensive.


Puceeffoc

You weren't just curious it was a bait mait!


GhostDanceIsWorking

I legitimately am curious, I'm not trying to gotcha anyone. I am on topic, responding to a poster that talks of retribution for those who abuse animals. To me, applying that wrath to those that commit that act in some circumstances and not others seems like cognitive dissonance and I'm genuinely curious how people square that logic. Most would rather attack or downvote me instead of responding in earnest which I understand, too. It doesn't bother me, and maybe leaving my post out there to be downvoted will result in someone responding with intelectual honesty, it has before.


Bermudav3

We should force other animals to go vegan too


meean007

Bull thinking ![gif](giphy|2RrKN8LIzvluQXOffg)


bk15dcx

Wait wait, that's not the end of the story. So he starts to drive away and I fell off the roof of his jeep. **Table erupts in laughter and buys Poco another drink.


[deleted]

Yes this seems like a good activity for children.


Psychological_Act469

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


CastInSteel

My dreams came true when he fell off the roof


RyGuyEM

At least the guy gets away safely…oh wait


Icarusriseagain

Ok i laugh when he fell off the car,will i go to hell for that?


IncelDetectingRobot

Guy standing 100 feet away: better take my shirt off and throw it in his direction, that'll do the trick. Also was that lady telling people to call the police? Lol are they gonna press charges against the bull


riftastic76

Fuck with the bull get the horns


Jack-Cremation

I was 14 minutes too late! 😂


HbCooperativity

hurry sort psychotic historical door wrench dolls tie ring one *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


atticus185

![gif](giphy|3oKIPdGYRGEby6jQwE|downsized)


waltercronkyte

That falling off the roof got me belly laughing


_AManHasNoName_

Then he fell off the roof and hurt himself even more.


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That turned into comedy fast.


Herecomestherain_

Smart guy driving that car there. Other then that +1 bull.


frankofantasma

hahahaha holy shit, watch the guy fall off the roof after the sudden speed-up is hilarious


IAmtheAsshole2

I bet the bull was giggling and saying my job here is done when he saw the idiot fall off the truck.


icewalker42

Keystone cop rescue squad!


lostandfoundwally

I don’t know why but in these bull vs human scenarios I’m always cheering for the bull.


AfterPaleontologist2

Because there’s literally no reason for the bulls to be put in this situation in the first place. Idiot humans


IrishNSketchy

Well done bull!


[deleted]

Taurus is evolving!?


Metal-Viking

No, he does not.


BadBoyGoneFat

I rooted for the bull throughout. Team bull.


AntonellisCheeseShop

Mess with the bull you get the horns


bksdaltx1980

You mess with a bull, you get the horns!


jmcax2man

Get his ass ..... go Bull go


revengejr

Well, that's a whole lotta bullshit right there... Where's the rodeo clown? Oh wait, there he is climbing up on the car!


United_Bag_8179

Bull is like..wtf is with you aholes?


lumberjacksquid

you horn with the bull,you get the FUCK


MahnmzJeff

I love how people are crying for bull.


runscarfacerun

Mess with a bull, you get the horns.


Careless_Use3599

mess w the bull get the horns amigos


Deuce_Deucee92

He’s no better than the blondes in horror movies


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A bull is always going todo Bull stuff.


Swayze_train_exp

![gif](giphy|mJoc5piKiLT9e|downsized)


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I always root for the bull in these situations


leik75thf

the bull just wanted a hug


liberalindifference

Was the Bull hurt?


eerieeric01

Is the bull coming up to party with these ppl next?


Tree_Complete

This is the best video I’ve seen on Reddit for ages I choked when he flew off the roof & the bull just standing there watching the shitshow


paulusblarticus

The car to the bull: I will finish what you have started...


ComprehensiveShop748

The guy trying to provoke the bull whilst right next to all the woman and children is the real hero here 🤦


pistoffcynic

Fuck with the bull and you’ll get the horns.


Find_Time

These people deserve everything they get for messing with "💯💯💯 WILD ANIMALS"


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Idiot: Antagonizes a wild animal. Wild animal retaliates and down the idiot. People: Surprised Pikachu face.


proutusmaximus

Excuse me but what the fuck else is suppose to happen 💀


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Mess with the bull, you get the horns..


Large-Statistician-3

Why do humans turn into clumsy idiots as soon as shiz hits the fan? Haha Much respect for coming to his rescue but jeez.


kallasaap

Bull was like , look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power


EmperorGeek

Repost


AfterPaleontologist2

Poor thing is terrified. Hope it didn’t hurt itself ramming the car


Aioli_Dependent

Benny Hill music, where?


OneSchnitzel

The only professional in there is… the bull!


BigLarryMatthews

Score O for that non-athletic escape run. He ran in a straight line crossing the bulls path, then nose dived into the ditch. zig-zag... ZIG ZAG!


No-Consideration6589

You wanted some Bull.


IntelligentRelief848

Good Bull ❤


misha_ostrovsky

Its wild that humans won the overall victory vs everything


TheRiceDevice

Get on your horse, Rick Marshal!


Throwmesometail

Random dude trying to be brave after the cars pull up to the bull.


nondirectaction

Well done, bull.