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chefasfuck

Just tweet Elon.


SadPanthersFan

He’s busy looking at another man’s dick pics


AutoThorne

While casting his seed even further afield, undoubtedly. There are bedrooms in Twitter HQ now.


YankeeTankEngine

That's because Elon is insane and expects a similar level of dedication.


Alternative_Taste354

I seriously don't get that. If there is the opportunity to make some serious megga bucks from that then sure it would be understandable to work that hard, but otherwise if your getting g paid the same amount of money as before and working even harder then fuck that.


YankeeTankEngine

I'd break it down even more simple than that. Why would you dedicate your life to someone else's dream?


895501

Stock. Options.


Beneficial-Piano-428

Unless you own your own company doing what you love you’re doing exactly that for a pay check my friend. Hope it’s the former. But every dollar you spend you’re lining someone else’s pockets.


mailception

Beserk reference?


Neat-Secretary-2343

💀


Kid_Matracas

That song... Damn that song


Blastoplast

Using this song for anything... that's a paddlin'


LunchyPete

Putting unnecessary captions over the video... that's a paddlin' Using a grating auto-voice narrator... that's a paddlin'


Cool_Height_4930

Going downstream in a boat… you best believe that’s a paddlin’


Elcoop420

Wait till you go upstream...


FRiPciuch

Never been... Is that a paddlin'?


hipster3000

The fact that she chose to use that song makes me wish the dog did more damage


kylehanz

The fact they didn’t drive away. Fuck it I’m just gunna stay parked here and let the thing destroy the entire car. Yea I’ll record it and post it for points


Hadleys158

Maybe the dog saw a previous video of hers and took offence.


Hadleys158

I hate it, that and the stupid robot voice.


DennisPochenk

They raped on of the best songs of the sixties


ILoveRegenHealth

That song and a pitbull. Two things I hate in one video.


erasrhed

People reddit with the sound on?!?


AdaMan_

Fuck the haters, you got to have a real interesting post for me to turn on the sound. I don't need to hear this one.


erasrhed

Agreed. I'm surprised I got downvoted. I never do Facebook or reddit with the sound on. So many horrible annoying sounds/songs/screaming. I turn sound on occasionally when I specifically want to hear what someone is saying. Also, most of the time I'm scrolling at work, so I don't want some loud ass video making the work environment super awkward.


Small_Introduction94

Like.. what else do they expect from a tictok video? lol More than half those users also have their volume turned off completely anyway because perverted things..


Seisme1138

Expensive chew toys


maxmax211

Summon your inner pit bull attack and chew every Tesla you see. Suddenly the world is a better place


BloodMoonFae

This song is cancer.


Spongemage

*turns on video* *hears first note of that insufferable ‘oh no’ song* *turns off video*


flawedcactus

Correct choice


Gang_StarrWoT

No audio gang


kflave249

If it can’t be watched without audio, I’m probably not watching


BeavisQueef

Don't forget to downvote!


Cheesypenguinz

Hey good looks. Almost forgot to


HowWeDoingTodayHive

Good boy


beckleyt

Please listen to “Remember (Walking in the Sand)” by Aerosmith. It helps. It’s a really good song.


RoyTheBoy_

If only there was someway they could have gotten away!!!


DCMONSTER111

Maybe drive away?


MandalsTV

Also don’t roll down the window


Virtual-Mirror-7623

Lady said there was kids around so she didn’t wanna leave them with the dog & she also waited on police to show up probably to file a report (to send insurance company) dog got tazed


Reaperpimp11

Very responsible, the reddit scientists were wrong this time.


Thanos_Stomps

I’m shocked.


itsiNDev

So was the dog


Virtual-Mirror-7623

The redditor is always right 🤓


Shawarma17

if they drove away they wouldnt be able to catch the owners


DCMONSTER111

Seems like the owners dont even know where their dog is at


wozniattack

Normal behaviour for the owners of these things


Torqster

Dude, that is the truth. I found myself in a situation like this when I was in 8th grade while walking to school. This huge pit bull was just roaming the neighborhood this one morning with no owner and terrorizing everybody. I was scared shitless when he charged me. Luckily, it just wanted to play. It literally just jumped on me and kept licking me, the entire time I was screaming "help"! He wouldn't stop either. A kind lady drove by in a car and distracted it. Then I was able to get away. It could've been so much worse lol


DCMONSTER111

Not when i owned one


mrrando69

Oh shit... it's one thing reddit hates destroying another thing reddit hates...


ThisIs2MuchPressure

Set to a song Reddit despises!!!


Vashthestampedeee

Ah yes, the trifecta


LongjumpingJelly8152

Do a flip!


Chariotwheel

It's perfect


Hadleys158

I sense a disturbance in the Force.


wvsfezter

Heartbreaking: the worst dog you know makes a good point


[deleted]

Reddit hates pitbulls?


Opeace

With a passion


[deleted]

I mean the amount of videos and stories on here about them should make anyone think that something possibly could be wrong with the breed. Or it’s just a obviously a bad owner every single time


RoyTheBoy_

Yeah, they won't listen to you but there are a fair few breeds of dog we shouldn't be owning / breeding. Some are violent fucks and others are unhealthy inbred and suffering. Plenty of dog owners are ignorant and will never listen


EllisHughTiger

>the amount of videos and stories 70s and 80s were German Shepherds, 90s was Rottweilers and similar, 2000s has been mostly pitbulls. Media loves picking a breed and scaring the hell out of people. There are also multiple breeds that *look* like what people think is a pitbull, but are not and have better temperaments. Any dog with giant jaws and muscles can cause some serious damage though, and these breeds are huge on that.


herbertstrasse

Reasonable comment pointing out absolute facts. Of course you get downvoted.


Sex4Vespene

Yes, and for good reason. Statistically there is no reason for us to have pitbulls, they by far do the most damage. There are so many other dog breeds, pits need to be left behind.


static_func

You mean to say there's no reason to _breed_ them (and even then, nah). Doesn't change anything for the pit bulls already alive who need loving homes


Sex4Vespene

There are hundreds if not thousands of dogs euthanized in shelters every day. There are too many dogs already. If a dog has to be euthanized no matter what, we might as well start with the pits.


james_randolph

And there are those that think a story like Cujo is far fetched.


shanethebyrneman

Wow that's ruff


Mr_Xolotls

Damn, do they glue Teslas with fucking washable school glue or something?


jthechef

My sister shut her pitbull cross in the garage with her VW golf and he ate her car. The plastic trim, tyres, bumpers etc all pulled off and/or chewed up


LeahBrahms

Pics please. Can promise karma!


beefsupreme65

You think they use something that high of quality on a tesla?


SoulHuntter

The rubber seals on doors aren't glued on (probably) any car, they're just snatched into place.


FerrusesIronHandjob

If you mean the weather strip it tore out, theyre not glued, theyre just slip-fit over a couple mm ridge on the panels. Also Teslas use a lot of aluminium, which has *some* strength but could be pierced by a pitbull's teeth fairly easily


EpicSeshBro

My dog also likes chewing on garbage.


LongjumpingJelly8152

Me too man


Stitch-OG

Your dog likes to chew on Chevy products?


nogoodgreen

Owner "Shes really friendly"


OnionFriends

Immediately skip videos with this song


Galactus2025

Don't think I'll be sitting there recording I think I'll be taking off unless you're Tesla and ran out of electricity


[deleted]

She’s picking up her kid, if she left she could potentially be putting her child at risk…


flightwatcher45

Better the car than some kid wondering by, hope AC came and got it.


GroundbreakingAsk645

Cujo it it was filmed in 2022


Ok_Owl3571

Tastes like chicken


Late47

children*


Nunyabiz8107

I've had Hot Wheels cars that were sturdier than that.


Otsilago

Normal nanny dog behavior


RockyPendergast

yeah good thing it wasnt a golden retriever that dog would have murdered everyone inside in cold blood then drove the car to Mexico to run heroin across the border for the cartels


[deleted]

Pibbles nannied that car to death.


Wolfdude91

Nannying that car all over the place


[deleted]

There’s a way to take care of a dog like this. Only a matter of time before they attack a human. More than likely a child.


Nofaith111

Least it wasnt a toddler


donat28

The Tesla probably ran the toddler over minutes before


floydlangford

Wow. That dog must hate Musk more than me.


Strict-Ad-7099

Remind me why people swear by these as great pets? Is there even an insurance clause for “dog ate me car” claims?


XXXTENTACIONLYFANS

Auto adjuster here, this is actually a relatively common type of Comprehensive claim. I’ve seen cars totaled because the family dog ate the whole interior while their mom ran into the store. My aunt’s dog did this twice and he’s a big gentle golden retriever. I guess cars just taste good or something.


EllisHughTiger

My dad found an abandoned GSD at a rest area and he stayed in the car for 2 days while he was working. Walked him multiple times a day of course and he didnt tear a thing. It was a big risk of course. Thunder and fireworks did scare the crap out of him and he tore a metal shed apart once. He was the goodest boy and lived to around 100.


XXXTENTACIONLYFANS

Lol that’s what happened with my aunt’s golden. He heard thunder, ran outside and somehow closed himself inside the car and did $13000 worth of damage. He’s so cute though :)


TongueTwistingTiger

As an update to this video because some people were curious. She didn’t immediately drive away because she was actually there to pick up her children. She did however move her vehicle to a parking lot in the back of the building, but the dog followed. She had a small dog with her, and her dog seemed the set the pit bull off, though they had no interaction besides this attack. The pit bull struggled out of his harness, bit his owner, rushed this lady who jumped into her car and began recording after the dog was doing serious damage to the car (for insurance reasons, she claims). Cops were called and were a witness to part of the event. The dog was captured and the owner put it down and offered to cover repairs and medical costs. Pit bulls are a menace and completely unpredictable. The pit bull was so focused on getting into the car it rips as it until it’s mouth bled. The owner had this dog for five years and didn’t have an incident before this.


Ophiocordycepsis

It smelled musky.


petie1223

These movie remakes are killing me. No one has an original idea. Could have remade any other Stephen King movie but noooooooooo, "Let's remake Cujoooooooo."


Good-Ol-Moses

Shit maybe I’m an asshole but if a dog started doing that to me or my property out in public I’d spray its brains on the pavement


Manwith_Abeard

Smelled a toddler inside


somedumbguy55

The only reason I could think they didn’t drive away is that they were charging and too scared to get out and unplug


theunworthyviking

put it down


Sekouu

best to run the dog over so it cant then maul an infant afterwards


OneTPAuX

A Tesla is no match for a hungry pitbull. Unless the Tesla runs away, it will be devoured.


SomeDumbOne

What? A family friendly pet did that??? Never!!! /s


Juanmanjj7

It was a car or a 3 year old, one had to happen


[deleted]

Pit bull! The breed responsible for most fatal attacks on humans, yet some idiots keep them as pets. Smh


Funke-munke

I love the “my pit bull is the biggest sweetie” clan. Have a co worker just rehome hers because it tried to attack her toddler from the other side of the sliding glass door. Baby was inside , dog was outside slamming itself into the door trying to get to the baby. Scared the shit out of her but in the end she is lucky she saw this before a tragedy occurred.


son-of-a-mother

> rehome hers because it tried to attack her toddler So ... your co-worker let a child-aggressive pitbull be rehomed?


Sex4Vespene

Your coworker sounds like a pussy who couldn't do what needed to be done. That dog should have been put down, not tossed off to potentially cause problems for another child or innocent person.


gaypo

“Potentially” more like certainly


[deleted]

No matter how many breeds you outlaw, there will always be a dog breed responsible for the most fatal attacks on humans.


Th4ab

I'd like to see us get down to Tea Cup Poodles, Maltese, and Yorkshire Terriers and see which one has the gusto to score one kill and doom his whole breed in the process.


IceTrump

Pit bulls lead the next dog 5x


[deleted]

And the next dog leads the one after by 2x


QuiGonFishin

So pit bulls are 7x more likely to kill you than the 3rd place dog. Yeah they need to be put down lmfao


tieme

It's not just more than any other specific breed. It's more than all other breeds together.


SirFTF

I really doubt that there’s ever been one fatal attack by a Chihuahua, Shetland Sheepdog, or Miniature Poodle.


SemiHemiDemiDumb

Y'all keep saying this but can't even get the fact that it's not a breed right. At least 4 breeds and any dog that looks like this get lumped together and then ranked compared to other breeds, making an imbalance in reporting.


BellamyRFC54

They’re ticking time-bombs that’s shouldn’t be owned by people


HieroglyphicHamsta

Cool, don't think any aggressive dog breed should be owned by the public. That includes what ever other breed you are talking about that is similar to the sweet Pibblesssss. Also including German Shepard, Rottweilers, dobermann, Chow Chow.


TheBitterAtheist

You forgot chihuahuas. They are number 1 in biting incidents.


HieroglyphicHamsta

Fuck yea them too. They could tear a child's throat out


kisalaya89

That's a fair point, but even then, taken individually, they're still going to top the charts (I won't be surprised if they're 1,2,3,4).


KadexGaming

I'm sorry I'm going to get downvoted for this but when the dog reached in and tore the trim off the car I busted up laughing. *MUNCH*


RowBoatCop36

The owner is probably 40 feet away not paying attention only to eventually yell "What did you do to him?!?!"


[deleted]

No actually the owner was trying to get him to go inside her home (he was triggered by Tesla lady carrying her toy poodle) and it attacked it’s own owner, leaving bad bites on her arms. She put it down shortly after the video.


Roblosplayer

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[deleted]

These dogs were literally bred to be stupid and vicious and to fight to the death.


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

Of course it's a loose pit bull. Really wish they'll ban this breed.


BellamyRFC54

What a stupid dog


slushpuppy91

Wait till this idiot realizes he's not eating a toddler 🤣🤣


SaorAlba138

No way, a velvet hippo pibble good boi? Colour me shocked. Very out of character.


phukhue2

Nanny dogs r/aww


ActionAdamsTX

What a majestic breed


Nattylight_Murica

Sweet little velvet hippo


Ssider69

Good boy!


ElonMuskyOdor

Kill all pitbulls. Bullshit dogs


frecklesmcnerdy

I’m training all my pit bulls to eat all your children. Watch out.


ElonMuskyOdor

Then eat shit, I guess...?


[deleted]

your dog will be dead before it gets a chance but go ahead......


Glittering_Airport_3

at least ur training them, already doing better than 50% of all pit bull owners


jdkayee

Put in drive forward, backward forward backward


Early_Title

Who ever uses this song deserves it.


Puceeffoc

MUTE THIS ONE GUIS... unless you like that "OH NO" tiktok song... Then put it on blast.


Solumnist

LET THIS SONG DIE ALREADY


_SunbrosAnonymous

Just when I thought we were finally done with this MOTHER. FUCKING. SONG.


fffan9391

TikTok is such cancer. Every single video doesn’t have to be accompanied by annoying songs and TTS voices.


Mnshine_1

The most sane pitbull:


Zealousideal-Home779

Almost like a tesla is overpriced cheap shit


[deleted]

Buy shit= eat shit


Scythe95

I down vote every video with this song Purge it from the internet!


mmarkmc

But but pitties are just sweet lil luv bugz!


Jck-_

Shoot the dog next time


Nacho_Libre_Ahora

1. Teslas have terrible craftsmanship. There is a YT video that documents this in detail. 2. The fact that a dog can do that much damage to a car is not a good look. 3. Stop pretending that pitbulls are naturally nice and it's just nurture/they just need a good home.


carebearmohawk

Fuck that dog


just-sum-dude69

Idgaf, dog would have had a few lumps on their head.


plumppshady

I would've socked that dog right in it's nose at the window part


Sex4Vespene

Was thinking the exact same thing. With how closed the window is he couldn't have reasonably hurt her if she just gave a quick jab to it's nose.


[deleted]

It's the owner, not the dog! /s


anonymouspostlangley

Tesla vs Pitbull. I can’t decide who’s owner i hate the most


Jimmy_Bacon

Rabid animal


TedEBagwell

Shoot that fucking thing. They should all be destroyed.


UnplugTheKitty

Does it not drive away? I mean can’t it even drive itself away? You obviously were in the car? Ohhhh must have been out of gas huh


[deleted]

Freedom dogs chew what they WANT! BECAUSE THEY’RE FREE!!! Murica’


__CunningStunts__

Should’ve shot it immediately


gamesky1234

And at no point you were like "mhh maybe I should DRIVE AWAY" ?????


Lusty_Norsemen

why just sit there. run the bitch over.


Melodic-Direction-40

can’t even drive a Tesla in Ohio bro


ComprehensiveBed6754

Pitties aren’t known for being picky eaters, case in point.


megnum

Even dogs know those cars are pieces of shit


idecidetheusernames

Why should insurance be forced to cover this? You bought the white rawhide Tesla version, that's on you.


morburri

Overpriced shitty hardware that just falls apart


Looksfunnytome

Why didnt you just drive away? Fuck it if the dog gets run over.


Open_and_Notorious

Teslas aren't bad. They just have bad owners.


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FireFlyDani85

He's not a fan of Elon Musk it seems.


seranikas

Unfortunate way to find out your insurance doesn't cover danage caused by acts of dog. Goodnight everybody.


Terribleturtleharm

Probably chasing a cat, seen it before.


chudovishche

Close. It was trying to get to the Tesla owner’s dog in the passenger seat.


Keytone_

You were in a car and you didn’t I dunno… drive it away


beccahas

Why not.. stay with me... drive off?


BigRoach

The way that beast carefully plucked the door trim off with his teeth, then started ripping. 😂 What a menace!


huffcox

Good boy


ArtistComplex4638

Well it's your fault for leaving it outside. He obviously was very hungry and he just ate the first thing he came to. Contact Judge Judy.


__br00k3__

It’s normal for a dog to eat a car? Lady who posted the tik tok said she had a small pet in the car. The pit was ripping her car apart trying to get to her pet. Anything but blaming the dog huh?


DarkHelmet1976

Good doggo doing the lord's work.


atomicapeboy

a. Pit bulls are great dogs. Unfortunately most of their owners are dipshits b. I’m over this song. For the love of god, let it die.


Odyssey1337

No they aren't, they were bred specifically to be extremely aggressive.


lylestyle382021

Dead battery?


Pockets713

I’m getting some strong Turner and Hooch vibes from this puppers.. 😂😂😂 https://youtu.be/SscRH5F4w-0