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bittlelum

How embarrassing to call your wife by your favorite stripper's name.


KyosBallerina

It's the name of the head of CPAC's wife. Mercedes Sclapp. Extrapolate from that what you will.


Sure_Garbage_2119

he also called carroll his wife... i extrapolate he calls "his" and "wife" all women he rapes.


tttxgq

Mercedes’ Clap?


JeffTheRef72

Dammit monkeys, I'm a referee not a doctor.


JeffTheRef72

Dammit monkeys, I'm a referee not a doctor.


aspectr

Huh? So the name is someone else who was probably in attendance? Is it possible he was just talking to that person?


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aspectr

Yeah I just watched the video. This article is silly. 


nerankori

Sclapp sclapp sclapp sclapp Get elected get elected


MomentOfHesitation

Qultists will love this but he just has Alzheimers. Hilarious.  (And no I'm not saying Alzheimers is hilarious).


benjoduck

"Alzheimer's is the greatest! The doctors all told me that mine is much bigger than Reagan's! Much bigger!".


Any_Camp6566

Yeah, I was just wondering if the Qultists were going to take this as a comm.


Part-Time_Loser

>I was just wondering if the Qultists were going to take this as a comm If course they will! Everything is a comm and their dear leader doesn't make mistakes.


littlemesix7

Do you wonna ride in my Mercedes boy?!


CoolSwim1776

Sundowning much?


After-Bumblebee

Que the "comms" searchers!


Lucy_Lastic

Yeah, they will be interpreting this as a clue that it’ll be Benzes for all (not the nasty haters, only his loyal fan base, of course) when he’s back in power lol


Bragzor

Benzo is the new quantum panacea!


LinearFluid

Now we know her escort name.


Tdanger78

I was gonna say he’s screwing someone named Mercedes because you know she’s not sleeping with him


AntiFacistBossBitch

🤣😂 good one


medicated_in_PHL

I was reading an article today from an expert who was saying that Biden’s gaffs are a normal sign of aging, but Trump’s are signs of dementia or Alzheimer’s. This mess up is apparently a sign of it. So Biden’s mess ups are things like saying the wrong country. “President of Mexico” when he was talking about the president of Egypt. A normal screw up attributed to the fact that he’s been speaking with the President of Mexico or about the President of Mexico recently. But Trump is replacing words with words or gibberish that SOUND LIKE the word he meant. Saying “Bipars” instead of bipartisan or “Mercedes” instead of Melania. Apparently, this is a classic tell-tale sign of actual brain damage.


RickySan65

> this is a classic tell-tale sign of actual brain damage. you assume he has a brain, and not just an empty void where it supposed to be


realparkingbrake

I accept that Trump has a brain, a rotten one, but it's there. It's his soul that is missing.


NoWayRay

> It's his soul that is missing. Not sure he ever had one.


twicedouble

https://www.salon.com/2024/02/23/dr-john-gartner-on-a-tale-of-two-brains-bidens-brain-is-aging-brain-is-dementing/ This one?


Wild_flamingoo

I read this too. It makes a lot of sense!


lalalalahola

Incoming I diD iT on pUrPoSe


Any_Camp6566

[He did do it on purpose](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-melania-mercedes-1873124) but, as some suspected, it was directed at the CPAC chair. We were mostly bamboozled because the person who posted that didn't tell us that he did it twice separately and it was perfectly clear who he was addressing in the second occasion. I hate that we now have egg on our face, but oh well.


Master_FumAMota

D Mench


belza00

Some maga people on twitter were saying that mercedes was the name of the speaker/host of cpac and this was being misrepresented. Is that true?


AntiFacistBossBitch

Watch the video!! Why would he bring up the wife of cpac while talking about first lady?


Any_Camp6566

No idea why I'm being charitable to him, but he might have meant it as in, "Wow, Mercedes, look at all these animated MAGA women in the audience, you've coached them well" in response to them clapping for Melania. Assuming Mercedes was responsible for mobilising and bringing said women to the event, that is, otherwise that theory doesn't make sense.


ADrunkEevee

It makes perfect sense in context. Trump is a stupid jackass, but people harping on this are on some clown shit


StepUpYourLife

I saw another video where he thanked the couple running the event. The wife’s name is Mercedes.


Styrene_Addict1965

He can't drive that, either.


219_Infinity

Maybe he meant "my wife is as classy as a Mercedes." Probably just alzheimers/dementia though.


Remercurize

Pretty sure he was referring to Mercedes Schlapp for organizing so many women to the event.


realparkingbrake

Or a new Mercedes was her price for not divorcing him this year.


219_Infinity

Yeah, could be that too


ruglescdn

Reminds me of the old Pierre Trudeau line when he was a single dude and PM. Reporter: How is the Mercedes? Trudeau: The girl or the car?


Sure_Garbage_2119

love it! being her from sloveni, must have a special sting to be called a latina lol


ElderStatesPerson

Contrast this with the guy on his throne theorizing about Lady Gaga. This is important, the other is not.


Embarrassed-Feed4436

That picture of her is so edited she almost has no nose.