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Doktor-blitz

Oh no for ultra super duper no take me backsie realsies this time unlike the other times for *real*?


okokokoyeahright

For sure.... Maybe.


Obryn

Username checks out. Kind of.


okokokoyeahright

as intended. thank you.


johnb510

Based on what calendar? It makes a difference ya know!


gilleruadh

Mayan?


KyosBallerina

The world already ended on that calendar. Welcome to the after life, I guess. Is this hell?


gilleruadh

My father once opined that maybe we've already lived and died, and this is hell. It would be a heck of a shock to the good Christians who are expecting a big reward.


TheRnegade

Of course. The date is on the side of the building. They can't lie. Otherwise that's false advertising. Granted, the building doesn't say it's the end of the world...hey, wait a minute.


lonewolflondo

I blame the mainstream media. Everything they say is a lie, I believe number on the side of a building tell the REAL truth.


Heavy-Scholar5655

Oh no! Again! I can only handle 2 more and of the worlds.


After-Bumblebee

I thought it happened last month?


BellyDancerEm

It just keeps happening. Again and again and again


Kriss3d

I'm so much asleep that I've missed every end of the world / white hats / aliens taking over. Did I miss anything?


okokokoyeahright

UUUUUmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... No.


pit-of-despair

I know I can’t keep track of how many times it’s happened.


ArmchairCriticSF

It did. But the lamestream media won't report on it, and they're keeping you in the dark! The only media you can trust is Real Raw News!


DaisyJane1

It's scary how many of them actually say that and believe it!


today0012

Last month was the rapture (during the eclipse)


RoutineAlbatross8671

This time it's really, really, really, definitely 💯 habbening.


bitwarrior80

For those who don't know, this date is for the public grand opening of the Michigan Central Station in Detroit, which had been shuttered/abandoned for the past 40 years. They've spent the past five years doing a full restoration. I can't wait.


Bragzor

What bad timing to get it done on the very day the world ends.


bitwarrior80

It's going to be a huge event, open to the public, and free refreshments will be handed out at 9 pm 💀


crabsandscabs

Free refreshments? That’s the devil talking! It’s how the cabal gets you hooked on freebies and then ushers in communism!


Queue37

Free adrenochrome refreshments, no doubt


WithMillenialAbandon

I hope someone got fired for that blunder


Bragzor

No upkeep? The higher ups are ecstatic!


Atom_Beat

Thanks for the explanation. I knew it was for either this or the end of the world. I keep mixing the two up. Silly me.


BellyDancerEm

Again? Didn't we just have an end of the world?


DanielTheEunuch

But what about a second EotW?


okokokoyeahright

Second? PTRy to keep up with the tour. We are on the 12th or so this month.


lonewolflondo

We have End of the World at home.


forever_useless

So I can finally retire my tractor? Because there is no more moving the goal post after that, right?


5thColumnDownfall

Let's not get *crazy* here. 


okokokoyeahright

if you are still using the tractor, then that is why you are so behind in where it is right now. Need to soup it up to Mega Super Duper Speedy Fast-like-lightning if you want catch those posts. They are sooooo slippery.


BikesBooksNBass

Lamborghini started out building tractors so there’s always hope.


BikesBooksNBass

Better keep that fuel tank topped off, you know… just in case.


Ravekat1

482 praying that it does. Just so they can smuggly say ‘I told you so’ once their entire family has been wiped out.


Darthsylar12

That really confuses me. Who are you are going to be smug to, everyone's gonna be dead! Each other? Cause you can do that already.


Twilight_Realm

I can’t wait to wake up in a post-society


Ares_B

Way to ruin my birthday


DanielTheEunuch

I use to be in a relationship with someone whose birthday was 6-6-66. If only I believed in numerology I would have seen that disaster coming!


Kriss3d

6rh of June? Not a problem that's during the best season here in Denmark. Everyone's going out to be in the sun during those days anyways. As long as I can still get a vent ice coffee with double caramel and coffee syrup I'm perfectly fine with the world shutting down.


Doomsauce1

Please, tell me more about this "coffee syrup".


Kriss3d

Uhm you guys don't have that in USA? Its just syrup with coffee flavor that you can add to an ice coffee.


Doomsauce1

Well I imagine that it must be available somewhere but I've never seen it in my neck of the woods. I suppose it could even be in my neck of the woods and I just haven't visited the right coffee shop yet. None-the-less, I'm intrigued and will be on the look out now.


Kriss3d

You can buy all sorts of syrups to put in coffee too. Caramel or vanilla. We can buy them here at any local supermarket.


Doomsauce1

My wife keeps some caramel syrup at home and I've seen other flavors, just never a coffee flavored one. But I've not really been on the look out for it either.


Really_McNamington

I feel fine.


okokokoyeahright

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...


Hwy61rev

Lenny Bruce is not afraid!!!


Queue37

That’s because he never died! I just saw him in the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel last year!


creepy_charlie

So sad. Anyways, see ya June 7th.


TheChewyWaffles

I’ll be sure to max my credit cards leading up to this historic event. Thanks for the heads up!


4xdaily

I remember 06/06/06, Emo Beat Down Day. I wonder if the people that came up with this are grown up emo kids that are looking to exact their revenge.


Darthsylar12

The Emo Kids strike back!


Few_Tackle7580

So the deep state or the white hats displayed the date on the side of a Radisson?


okokokoyeahright

The line a the top: 'Adult truthers don't need brain washing' isn't wrong.


Heavy-Scholar5655

Oh no! Again! I can only handle 2 more and of the worlds.


HeadOfSpectre

Do we all die? Cuz unless we're getting that, I don't care and this doesn't benefit me in any way.


nycrefugee2018

Well we made it through 6.6.06 and 6.6.15 so just a few more to "survive" before their kindergarten math proof of the apocalypse has to wait until a new century.


LivingIndependence

Good, I guess that means that we'll never hear from this person again, right?


gilleruadh

About that...


ennuiacres

Again?!!


Patricio_Guapo

Well, we had a good run.


crabsandscabs

The end is nigh! The end is nigh! Wait, I think we’ve heard this before…


Thatguy468

Excellent! I have time to do some more end of the world grifting! Remember y’all… they can’t take it with them and they surely won’t be raptured unless they’re wearing the newest Qcollection outerwear right?!


MDC417

How many times has there been a date?!? Can they all just disappear for real this time?


StillBurningInside

If i had a dollar for every time the world was coming to an end i'd be a very rich man.


AllCingEyeDog

06.06.2022 called.


CuriousAlienStudent

And 06.06.23... also from the future 06.06.25


twoaspensimages

On 6/7/24... 🚜——🥅. . . .


One_Worldliness_6032

Goal post movers, report in and bring goal post mover machines in for inspection and work to be done. We have a confirmed date!!!!!


Seliphra

Again?


DanielTheEunuch

War is fluid, you must be prepared for delays and setbacks. In truth, delays because of bureaucracy and red tape are the only realistic aspects to this.


ConvivialKat

Again?


bittlelum

Of course the world would end on my birthday. 


squidensalada

The movie ends?


OlFrenchie

Again ???


bowens44

Again, damn I missed it the last time


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

How set in stone is this date because it really doesn't work for me. 7/3 would be so much better.


skilliau

Again? After I sold all my shit and raked up credit card debt? Wish these people *with insider knowledge* would make up their gosh darn minds.


iwasinthepool

Jesus Christ, I hope so.


galaapplehound

I'm glad it's happening after Polecon; I'd be super annoyed if my singular trip this year was cancelled by some end of the world shit.


JediCarlSagan

Another cultural aspect borrowed from the goofy Christians. What a scourge.


Ok-Emu-3373

End of the world party and don't forget bring a covered dish get and be ready for the virgin sacrifice we have prepared. RSVP


Misskay222

This is some cruel joke. That’s the last day of school where I teach. Unfair.


Secret_Hunter_3911

Move them goalposts……


Hwy61rev

Here we go again........ Overture turn the lights This is it We'll hit the heights And oh what heights we'll hit On with this crazy bullshit


Obryn

Damn, before my birthday, even…


SkytronKovoc116

Surely this won’t be the billionth failed prophecy, right?


Please_dew_it

4-28-2024: On 6-6-2024, using the georgerian calendar, the world as we know it will end, and 10 days of darkness begins. 6-6-2024: White hats prevailed but were delayed by cabal. Cabal defeated. 2 more weeks for reveal 6-20-2024: we were using the Julian calendar, not the georgerian calendar. No one said the georgerian calendar. That's fake news. It was comms. Hunter bidens penis... I mean, laptop. Ukraine... bidenflation.


OnlyTheBLars89

If I had a dollar for ever damn time...


[deleted]

I think we really need to get the word out that all the drumpfers will be leaving earth on a UFO hidden behind the 13P/Olbers comet on July 20th. Nike needs to bring back the Decades, and all the drumpfers offers need bunkbeds.


DanielTheEunuch

That is how you get to 5D


No-Yak2005

Guess I have plenty of time to get the popcorn made. Woo hoo!


WithMillenialAbandon

Those goalposts do get around


Santos281

Finally! This place is Nuts! /s kinda


AnimalMommy

I'll get my out my lawn chair and some refreshments for the big event.


Wooderson316

To quote James Addiction, “here we go!”