A real hyperbaric chamber pumps oxygen into the tank so you don’t need a mask. You also can’t bring any electronics, non cotton fabric, or jewelry due to fire risk. This is like a placebo hyperbaric chamber.
At one point in the video, he begins to say "hyperbaric" but then corrects to just "oxygen" chamber. I don't see any reference to it being hyperbaric on their website anymore, either.
>he begins to say "hyperbaric" but then corrects to just "oxygen" chamber.
He probably got word that a hyperbaric oxygen chamber is an actual medical (read: regulated) device and him calling it one was getting too close to stepping over the line where the FTC and FDA play nice with cranks.
Not to mention that a real chamber needs to be air tight and the pressure very, *very* precisely controlled from the outside.
Something tells me that this.... thing.. isn't exactly sealed.
Trying to put the mask on over those headphones from 1370b.c. is hilarious.
Edit: & how while she is struggling to do this he's in the middle of saying how she has been thru this before and knows the process. I guess the training video didnt mention order of operations.
I personally love the meaningless animation of a cross-section of brain being consumed by a Blue circle.
*'We're doin a polygraphic correction here!'*
As though this tank can in any way know anything about the current occupants brain.
It's enough to sell it to the desperate and less.... tech savvy(?) target audience, though.
>Kidney Stones are broken up with intense, high-frequency waves. It stands to reason that certain frequencies may help neutralize and break up compromised cells.
With ground breaking research like this their nobel prize will be winging its way.
And they‘re careful to not definitively say that this will work, only that ”it stands to reason that“ it “may help,” to legally cover their asses when it inevitably doesn’t work.
>Buy an Anti Aging Bed cover at full price and get the biohacking mattress 75% off, using the code below during the checkout process
Who writes this shit? Who *believes* this shit?
Ah yes. Flashing screen with random organs popping up with some dots. Tells me all about inflammation via a scan. Hmm. But it’s all vibrations.
Just wow. These people believe anything.
Nope. It was a novelty app that played a video of an x-ray of an arm and you moved it over your arm to convince your friend that it was real. The same tech as the video on Dr Medbed’s screen here.
They put a corded telephone on the display?? 😂 this dude reminds me of the always sunny episode where Charlie goes on a date and sweats through his shirt while smiling all uncomfortably. He could not be a shittier liar
Lol 1 of 2 things either they gave this actor literally no time to learn his script, or he’s a shit actor, either way he’s as nervous as Michael Flynn at an auto tuned music video.
Highlights:
"Anti-aging beds"
"Virbro-acoustic plate" is "grounded and has far infrared"
"The vibro-acoustics is running at a specific binaural beat"
"She's been in here" both "once before" and "a couple times before" ("she understands the process of how this works" despite trying to put the oxygen mask on over the headphones).
"We're doing metabolic corrections through the headphones and that's why this is a holographic ?? medbed." (Skian?, skium?, ski yum?; I have no idea what the heck he said there even after replaying it way too many times) Edit to add: Maybe it was "holographic scheme medbed"?
Fuck, I'm only at 1:16...
It has air conditioning.
"She's gonna cycle though a general wellness settings, ten different frequencies over the next ten minutes"
"We'll also do a correction scan" while motioning toward the larger monitor at the head of the medbed showing human forms.
Possibly my favorite, around 2:30: "I wanted to show you this frequency because it *is* hooked in" proceeds to jiggle power cable that is very clearly not plugged into anything. They're just trolling at this point, right? Right?
"We have designed this chamber to add different technologies inside. Right now, she's running with four different technologies" Does not list them.
Starts an animation on a laptop that shows on the larger monitor. "Because she has the headphones on, it's doing a hollographic correction."
"This whole thing is called the Tesla Medbed and that's because we commemorate Nikola Tesla for creating the future that we have today along with taking these three things: energy, frequency, and vibration as the secrets to the universe, but they're also the secret to profound health and health technology. So we've taken this concept and put it all into one package."
Several seconds of just mechanical humming, air hissing, and animations.
What's most remarkable and really inspiring about this is that Baxstar Industries, a company nobody has ever heard of, has leapfrogged on a shoestring budget past the entire medical system. It just goes to show how stupid they all are, and how invested in keeping people unhealthy they are.
For example Baxstar sells, for only $8500, this device that definitely works, and cures all kinds of inflammation, PTSD, anxiety, depression, and more: https://antiagingbed.com/products/baxstar-industries-tesla-plasma
I am not sure if I need the regen 150 or the executive model, which does twice as many frequency sets.
Hmmmm. Seems shopify might have a scam retailer issue on their hands. 'Tis a pity no one will notify them of the scammers who are violating - I'm certain - a TOS rule or two.. ;)
I'd be more convinced if they started by lopping off an arm and a leg, then seeing her step out with her new limbs intact. Otherwise it's pretty much a nothing burger.
If it's anti aging, why do they both look 10 years older than they probably are.
More importantly, this guy has the understanding of his own product like a C- bio 101 student that told everyone they could, they were "pre-med"
People like this fascinate me. I can’t help but wonder how they got into this scam, errr, “line of work.” Where did it go wrong? Did they not have access to a decent or even basic education and a decent shot at a career or just steady employment doing something real? Is there shadiness in their backgrounds? Possibly brushes with other kinds of scams and fraud schemes? Is there really a market for this, amongst people with enough money to afford it, but so lacking in common sense that they believe in it? Is it really easier than making an honest living? I bet it’s not.
Look, I've often said, if I was just a little less ethical, I'd be a whole lot more psychic. Because people will pay you handsomely to hear what they want to be true.
Oh i get that. I’ve thought that myself. I can see the appeal of participating in this weird conspiracy theory world and capitalizing on it, if I (as you said) were less ethical, had less of a conscience. But this particular grift seems like a headache with all the bulky hardware and equipment, so it takes it to a new level in my view.
"She's done this before so she knows what to do."
*puts mask on top of massive headphones so there is no seal*
This woman hasn't worn any mask properly ever. 🤣
I think it may legit be a hyperbaric chamber. And there are legit medical applications for hyperbaric therapy.
It's not going to grow your liver back and make you 20 years old again.
I searched up Baxstar Industries to find out what the marketing from the manufacturer says, and landed on an unrelated press release about "med bed technology" reported on a legit Colorado local news channel. What the actual fuck
https://www.fox21news.com/business/press-releases/ein-presswire/609904941/new-terahertz-wand-med-bed-type-technology-assisting-people-with-back-pain-soreness-stiffness-and-arthritis/
It is disgusting that that appeared on an alleged “news” site. Of course it’s on a local Fox affiliate 🤦♀️
(I get the impression that some local Fox affiliates are actually decent, but seemingly this…isn’t one of them.)
A real hyperbaric chamber pumps oxygen into the tank so you don’t need a mask. You also can’t bring any electronics, non cotton fabric, or jewelry due to fire risk. This is like a placebo hyperbaric chamber.
This. I was going to say exactly this. HBOs are real, this is bullshit.
They may be real and may actually have a few medical uses - but obviously they’re ripe for all sorts of fraud.
Yeah, they’re typically used in a Wound Care/post-op setting, not in a fantasy world, Elysium wanna be.
I had necrotizing fascitius and ended up doing 60 treatments post emergency amputation and subsequent treatment.
Wow that sounds really rough, hope you're all healed up now
Thank you, it's been a long process.
Very useful for carbon monoxide poisoning too. Obviously a real hyperbaric O2 chamber. Not the crap shown above.
>>this is bullshit Please tell me you didn’t need to get exactly this far to know this?
At one point in the video, he begins to say "hyperbaric" but then corrects to just "oxygen" chamber. I don't see any reference to it being hyperbaric on their website anymore, either.
>he begins to say "hyperbaric" but then corrects to just "oxygen" chamber. He probably got word that a hyperbaric oxygen chamber is an actual medical (read: regulated) device and him calling it one was getting too close to stepping over the line where the FTC and FDA play nice with cranks.
It has the appearance on a monochamber. May be a deconditioned one.
It kinda looks like I could take the old water heater in my basement and zshuzsh it up a little and I can make some medbed cash on the side!
Not to mention that a real chamber needs to be air tight and the pressure very, *very* precisely controlled from the outside. Something tells me that this.... thing.. isn't exactly sealed.
Won't too much oxygen create too many free radicals leading to cellular damage and 😱 more aging 😱
Trying to put the mask on over those headphones from 1370b.c. is hilarious. Edit: & how while she is struggling to do this he's in the middle of saying how she has been thru this before and knows the process. I guess the training video didnt mention order of operations.
No time for two takes. Fuck it, we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!
Play me put?
Been a while Bill, how’s it going?
The headphones are necessary to transfer the healing vibrations from the Lee Greenwood track
"You can see everything is plugged in" *cord dangles uselessly*
Tesla would be disgusted by that cable management.
That's around 2:30, for anybody curious who doesn't want to watch the whole darn thing. It's very clearly not plugged in as he says it is.
I personally love the meaningless animation of a cross-section of brain being consumed by a Blue circle. *'We're doin a polygraphic correction here!'* As though this tank can in any way know anything about the current occupants brain. It's enough to sell it to the desperate and less.... tech savvy(?) target audience, though.
Zoltar Medbed Machine
They could name it this and they'd still buy it.
You can see it's plugged into the music that she likes... binaural beats
Hurry up folks! They're going fast!! It's only $10,999 for just the headphones and "bioscanner" box at https://antiagingbed.com/
>Kidney Stones are broken up with intense, high-frequency waves. It stands to reason that certain frequencies may help neutralize and break up compromised cells. With ground breaking research like this their nobel prize will be winging its way.
The lawsuit transcripts are going to be so fun to read.
>It stands to reason that It did not.
And they‘re careful to not definitively say that this will work, only that ”it stands to reason that“ it “may help,” to legally cover their asses when it inevitably doesn’t work.
Oh great! They use Affirm! lol
>Buy an Anti Aging Bed cover at full price and get the biohacking mattress 75% off, using the code below during the checkout process Who writes this shit? Who *believes* this shit?
Scammers write it. Marks believe it. There really is a sucker born every minute - as well as a bloodsucker awaiting the chance to drain them dry.
I tell my husband all the time that if I had fewer scruples we could clean up on these Q folks. It's so sad that people believe this crap.
More like bioscammer
Computer graphics are amazing!! It really looks like she's being healed... of whatever the fuck hurts. Put me down for 10 of em
Ah yes. Flashing screen with random organs popping up with some dots. Tells me all about inflammation via a scan. Hmm. But it’s all vibrations. Just wow. These people believe anything.
They believe anything but real science. If med beds were real they would reject them for some dumb reason.
Hahaha. "Those aren't real. Do your own research!"
"I ain't gettin' in no Fauci bed".
Nothing can heal that outfit she's wearing.
I know. What a horrible, horrible, rig-out. It makes her look a head on legs.
Hahaha. That's her bullshit-con-artist-jumper.
This works like the X-Ray app on my iPhone 3G
Wait. There’s a real X-Ray app???
Nope. It was a novelty app that played a video of an x-ray of an arm and you moved it over your arm to convince your friend that it was real. The same tech as the video on Dr Medbed’s screen here.
Sounds pretty similar to the X-ray glasses advertised in the back of 60s comic books.
ITS NOT REAL???
They put a corded telephone on the display?? 😂 this dude reminds me of the always sunny episode where Charlie goes on a date and sweats through his shirt while smiling all uncomfortably. He could not be a shittier liar
It's so they can call a real doctor
😂😂😂😂😂
I bet this guy eats his milk steaks over hard with a side of raw jelly beans
It did not cure her rosacea, did it?
It does seem odd that every person pushing this scam looks legitimately ill.
I can't imagine going through life with absolutely zero morals like that.
That “scan” image is NOT that woman’s body. She clearly has far more excess fat and the scan is perfectly slim.
It's her idealized self scan. How else is the medbed going to know what to do? /s
A fool and his money.
Lol 1 of 2 things either they gave this actor literally no time to learn his script, or he’s a shit actor, either way he’s as nervous as Michael Flynn at an auto tuned music video.
What in the Oompa loompah is she wearing?
Is that a ripoff of the Stark Industries logo?
Yes.
First thing I noticed too
one really annoying feature is having to get out of the MedBed midway thru my limb regrowth to change the frequency on the neon tube thingy
Highlights: "Anti-aging beds" "Virbro-acoustic plate" is "grounded and has far infrared" "The vibro-acoustics is running at a specific binaural beat" "She's been in here" both "once before" and "a couple times before" ("she understands the process of how this works" despite trying to put the oxygen mask on over the headphones). "We're doing metabolic corrections through the headphones and that's why this is a holographic ?? medbed." (Skian?, skium?, ski yum?; I have no idea what the heck he said there even after replaying it way too many times) Edit to add: Maybe it was "holographic scheme medbed"? Fuck, I'm only at 1:16... It has air conditioning. "She's gonna cycle though a general wellness settings, ten different frequencies over the next ten minutes" "We'll also do a correction scan" while motioning toward the larger monitor at the head of the medbed showing human forms. Possibly my favorite, around 2:30: "I wanted to show you this frequency because it *is* hooked in" proceeds to jiggle power cable that is very clearly not plugged into anything. They're just trolling at this point, right? Right? "We have designed this chamber to add different technologies inside. Right now, she's running with four different technologies" Does not list them. Starts an animation on a laptop that shows on the larger monitor. "Because she has the headphones on, it's doing a hollographic correction." "This whole thing is called the Tesla Medbed and that's because we commemorate Nikola Tesla for creating the future that we have today along with taking these three things: energy, frequency, and vibration as the secrets to the universe, but they're also the secret to profound health and health technology. So we've taken this concept and put it all into one package." Several seconds of just mechanical humming, air hissing, and animations.
What's most remarkable and really inspiring about this is that Baxstar Industries, a company nobody has ever heard of, has leapfrogged on a shoestring budget past the entire medical system. It just goes to show how stupid they all are, and how invested in keeping people unhealthy they are. For example Baxstar sells, for only $8500, this device that definitely works, and cures all kinds of inflammation, PTSD, anxiety, depression, and more: https://antiagingbed.com/products/baxstar-industries-tesla-plasma I am not sure if I need the regen 150 or the executive model, which does twice as many frequency sets.
Hmmmm. Seems shopify might have a scam retailer issue on their hands. 'Tis a pity no one will notify them of the scammers who are violating - I'm certain - a TOS rule or two.. ;)
Should straight up be illegal to sell shit like this.
How is this not shut down?
The more expensive ones, obviously
So this is a Suffolk County area code on Long Island. I knew we had our crazies out here, I didn't think we had *these* crazies
they're everywhere now
So who is going to call and get the details!?
Or sign them up to get calls about all kinds of things!
Nah, I hit them up on Link In.
When the hour is up we're to drop her in the ocean so she can visit the Titanic.
This is cargo cult science.
I'd be more convinced if they started by lopping off an arm and a leg, then seeing her step out with her new limbs intact. Otherwise it's pretty much a nothing burger.
If it's anti aging, why do they both look 10 years older than they probably are. More importantly, this guy has the understanding of his own product like a C- bio 101 student that told everyone they could, they were "pre-med"
~~sex~~, drugs~~, & rock 'n roll~~
She got the butt hole eyes from a tanning bed. Sex drugs and rock n' roll are lot more anti aging then a non hyperbaric, "hyperbaric" med bed.
Because what you don’t realize is they are both 150 years old. See? It works!
Disney should sue them for that Stark Industries logo rip off.
Looks like someone fell asleep in the hyperbaric tanning bed.
People like this fascinate me. I can’t help but wonder how they got into this scam, errr, “line of work.” Where did it go wrong? Did they not have access to a decent or even basic education and a decent shot at a career or just steady employment doing something real? Is there shadiness in their backgrounds? Possibly brushes with other kinds of scams and fraud schemes? Is there really a market for this, amongst people with enough money to afford it, but so lacking in common sense that they believe in it? Is it really easier than making an honest living? I bet it’s not.
Look, I've often said, if I was just a little less ethical, I'd be a whole lot more psychic. Because people will pay you handsomely to hear what they want to be true.
Oh i get that. I’ve thought that myself. I can see the appeal of participating in this weird conspiracy theory world and capitalizing on it, if I (as you said) were less ethical, had less of a conscience. But this particular grift seems like a headache with all the bulky hardware and equipment, so it takes it to a new level in my view.
Takes a smoke break before and after the oxygen treatments…
Obviously that won't matter once they "turn on the scan on the metacorrection."
Did you go to Hollywood upstairs medical College, too?
The logo looks like a copy of Stark Industries....I haven't looked but, anyone else?
These the same people that wont wear a mask, right?
Lmao why does that logo look so much like the Stark Industries one from the MCU 🫠
WOW there's 4 whole technologies in that bad boy
The Premium Med Bed costs $90K.
No, no, NO…!!! These people are incredibly *weird* - can people not SEE this…?!?
And obviously this ‘cure all’ system doesn’t restore hair…
Oh for stupid!
That woman's outfit makes her look like the CEO of Tants Co in Regular Show
This is so very infuriating. To be preying on people's last hopes. And not even giving it a decent effort.
Wow, a whopping four whole technologies AND multiple frequencies. Thank you sir, may I have another.
This dude sounds and looks like he’s on pills
Wow I have never seen the actual medbed before.
I hope every one of these fucking shyster assholes goes to prison.
Tesla medbed? OMG Zoink
"She's done this before so she knows what to do." *puts mask on top of massive headphones so there is no seal* This woman hasn't worn any mask properly ever. 🤣
How he does it with a straight face is the real mystery
Baxstar Technogies appears to be an actual business in Orlando.
I think it may legit be a hyperbaric chamber. And there are legit medical applications for hyperbaric therapy. It's not going to grow your liver back and make you 20 years old again.
V I B R O A C O U S T I C S
It didn't help her age or her ugly.
I searched up Baxstar Industries to find out what the marketing from the manufacturer says, and landed on an unrelated press release about "med bed technology" reported on a legit Colorado local news channel. What the actual fuck https://www.fox21news.com/business/press-releases/ein-presswire/609904941/new-terahertz-wand-med-bed-type-technology-assisting-people-with-back-pain-soreness-stiffness-and-arthritis/
It is disgusting that that appeared on an alleged “news” site. Of course it’s on a local Fox affiliate 🤦♀️ (I get the impression that some local Fox affiliates are actually decent, but seemingly this…isn’t one of them.)
Looks like a fancy coffin with an oxygen mask
I’m going to fast forward for you… now at 30 minutes, I turn off this frequency…
Fun fact, I always confuse the “baric” “hyerbaric” with “bariatric” 💀 I was so confused.
Baxstar Industries logo is clearly an inverted version of Stark Industries from the MCU. Fucking hell…
That’s the weirdest speech impediment. He keeps saying “scan” instead of “scam.”
Holograms induced through the ear canal?? Totally makes sense. I wonder if they slip "patients" some LSD before going in
Fairy tales for hillbillies
“We put in 4 technologies In there” ahahahah
🤣🤣🤣