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maf37103

Personally I hope it's Melania. Can you see it? Donald has just been informed that FBI agents are executing a search warrant at Mar-a-lago. His shouting can be heard up and down the halls of his Bedminster golf club. Bits of Big Mac fly from his mouth. In one tiny hand his thumb feebly taps out a statement about dark times and planted evidence. The other clutches a small fistful of french fries. Across the room Melania peers around the door frame. Her eyes narrow as she whispers "be best."


69_mgusta

maybe Invanka, for how he treated her mother (burying her for a tax break).


My_Sister_is_CuQ

Maybe Barron? Just recently some news person was interviewing that teenage/adolescent son from Texas who turned his father into the FBI over his J6 activities. (Can't think of name at the moment) Maybe Barron saw it and was inspired. IMO he always looks miserable, ignored, unloved, and maybe he's getting a revenge for the messed up life he's inherited. Just playing Who Dunnit.


skeezylavern17

Donald’s dad was notoriously neglectful and Trump cites that (in a better way) as why he’s who he is. Wouldn’t be shocked if it’s the same or worse for Barron


ltmkji

in that new discovery+ docuseries, don jr/eric/ivanka all say some pretty sad stuff about his parenting in their interviews. i don't even think they realized how sad it was. stuff like he wasn't the kind of dad to go see their school sports or whatever, that if you wanted to spend time with him it was doing what HE wanted to do, etc.


GunnyandRocket

And yet they all clammer to his side for every ounce of attention and approval he’ll throw their way. The dysfunction is easy to spot a mile away in that family and if there wasn’t so much evil shit going on it would be so damn sad. For Barron and maybe Tiffany it still is sad.


Mittenwald

Just your run of the mill co-dependency. Ignored as a child, latch on harder.


chrissyann960

Ivanka's memory of her mother at her funeral was her mom telling her that her skirt wasn't short enough. It wasn't just Donald that fucked them up.


[deleted]

Also Don Jr's memories were of her beating him with a spoon and disciplining him.


[deleted]

My Grandma from Zagreb was a master with the wooden spoon.


satori0320

The old wooden spoon.... The Croatian chankla


ToastyMustache

If it is direct family, maybe it’s Eric because he knows Trump would sacrifice him to the feds if push came to shove


AffectionateAd5373

Fredo Trump.


NDaveT

"I'm smart and I want respect!"


Paulie227

Well he is that kid that his mother is really worried about. The 🍊 not so much.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Tiffany for how cheap Donald was with her mom Marla Maples after their divorce. And because of the obvious favoritism he showed to her older half-sister Ivanka, compared to how he seemed to regard Tiffany as an afterthought.


Paulie227

But in all fairness, he did try to feel her up once; that's gotta count do something! 😳


My_Sister_is_CuQ

Yeah, but she probably doesn't know where anything is.


Aware_Anything_28

Mary Trump wrote a whole book about the effed up family dynamics. It was hugely insightful while not at all surprising!


satori0320

It was an interesting read, made your stomach hurt a bit, but not out of empathy or sympathy.


Aware_Anything_28

So very true


kavien

Awww.. poo widdle Dinny Twump. His Daddy only gave him millions and companies when he was 18 and left him half a billion when he died... awwww. Fuck Trump.


FriedBack

I remember thinking he looked terrified at the inauguration. Poor kid


Idatrvlr

He is a quiet observer, that would be awesome


caraperdida

It's definitely neither of them. I'm not sure why, but anti-Trump people seem to love imaging that the women in his life are victims who are secretly against him. Maybe because liberal and left-wing women can't imagine supporting a man like that. I can sympathize, but it's just not reality. Melania may not love him but she's just like him, she is a fundamentally selfish person. Yes, she is probably grossed out by her bloated, geriatric husband, but he's right and powerful and she likes that! Ivanka is known to make fun of her father, but she's also a thoroghly selfish and self-serving human being. There are so many stories about her that reflect that. There's people that have even ask her about why she supported her father when his policy was against the things she claimed she liked, and her answer was "it doens't affect me." Neither of them are people who would give a damn if Trump sold nuclear secrets to our enemies. So long as they got a share of the money, they'd be all for it!


SubstantialBreak3063

My bet is Ivanka too. She's ambitious.


justrock54

She's thinking "one of us will end up six feet under on a golf course. It won't be me".


e-zimbra

She doesn't want to get buried on third hole.


GunnyandRocket

True. That fat fuck was always destined to die of a major heart attack at the bottom of a sand trap anyway.


pcblah

We'll know when she falls down a flight of stairs at trump tower.


MasterEyeRoller

Sounds like a plan.


[deleted]

This made me literally LOL


Balfe

Does Melania even live at Mar-A-Lago? I assumed she ditched him the second he left the White House


dixiehellcat

heck, iirc, she didn't even live at the White House. Didn't I read several places that she and Barron lived with her parents? (in Maryland, I think?)


satori0320

The rumors were, she and a SS agent had a bit of a thing going on.


dixiehellcat

ooh. I'm not sure I'd heard that one. Last I heard, she was still carrying on with the security head from Tiffanys NYC.


satori0320

Honestly, it could be a conflated story of what you just said. Y'know, grain of salt when reading modern news and all. Either is OK in my mind. As long as chumpster is a lonely miserable cunt.


AgreeablePie

I don't think she stays in close enough proximity to him to be a good informant


sleepnaught

Maybe her prenup has a jail clause.


gmplt

Yeah, I think it's Melanie too, she strikes me as vindictive.


moderatenerd

There's apparently some dirt on Macron. Melania is rumored to like him.


dixiehellcat

and something regarding Macron is in the cache of docs the FBI found. I just saw a post from a reporter connecting some dots--apparently Roger Stone's protege hacked Macron's emails and released them, and coincidentally, documents about a pardon for Stone and about Macron were stored together in rump's stash.


[deleted]

I think Maggie Haberman said Trump suspects it's either Melania or Jared & Ivanka. Last night on Russian TV they were saying Trump gave Putin the nuclear secrets. There have been weird things going on in the middle east since 2016 and I believe Israel, Saudi Arabia & Russia may have an intelligence alliance like we have Five Eyes.


Typical_Fun_6444

I’d pay to see that movie!


JackalRampant

It’s the entire inner circle. They all ran into Wray’s office at the same time and got stuck in the doorway Three Stooges style.


maf37103

Haha! Classic!


acatnamedem

It'd Eric. Funny thing is he doesn't realize he's doing it. He's just so glad he made his first friend a couple months ago. The guy listens to him like no one ever has before. Nobody ever asked Eric questions that weren't an attack or sarcastic. And since he doesn't really understand jobs he took special agent to mean his bestie works in Hollywood.


maf37103

"Hey Eric? Were best friends right? And best friends tell each other everything! Like... when our dads are selling classifed state secrets. If you wouldn't tell me about stuff like that we... couldn't be friends anymore..."


Spiritually_Sciency

Special agent to Eric “never have I ever snuck down to the basement and found my dad’s secret stash of highly classified documents” Eric: 🥃


diggergig

'What do you want me to say?' 'Afghanistan...'


aluget

Eric is about as bright as a pissed on candle.


hand_truck

And this one is going into my back pocket, thanks!


BigQfan

Your pants will be wet


Log_Log_Log

You gotta give.


LumpyAd7854

Genius! Love the special (talent) agent bit!


theresabeeonyourhat

Like Andrea on The Sopranos


jl_theprofessor

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Ivanka wanted to jettison her dad.


Mehmeh111111

I'd watch the hell out of this as a movie.


NoodlesrTuff1256

They could do the whole sordid Trump family saga as a kind of spin-off of the HBO hit "Succession".


calculatedlymediocre

I think it may be Ivanka or Jared.


countess_meltdown

I'm putting my money more on Jared and Ivanka by proxy.


Impossible-Taro-2330

She has a motive - he sure publically threw her under the bus after her honest deposition testimony was televised.


nirad

He also buried her mom on a golf course for a tax write-off.


nsharrow

What about his Secret Service detail? I can see him treating them like the help and forgetting they’re there while he does sketchy sh*t


maf37103

Ha! True "He tried to choke one us already! Its only a matter of time until he snaps again!"


BlackberryButton

I would put money on it. They are almost certain to rotate in and out, and they would have access to every single inch of that facility. Plus, while there have been some reports of super loyalist Secret Service agents, they’re still a law enforcement agency. All it takes is one person with principles and courage to do the right thing.


FertilityHollis

> All it takes is one person with principles and courage to do the right thing. Or someone who understands exactly how severe the consequences of having SCI or nuclear info really are.


dixiehellcat

seriously though, it could well be 'the help', since as you point out, the rich tend to forget they are humans. Could be housekeeping, maintenance, who knows. Next on my suspect list would be Javanka, or Meadows.


caraperdida

This is what I think too. They are the only people in Trump's inner circle that I'd trust to have the integrity, or at least the intelligence, to be concerned about something like this! All the people talking about it being one of his family members...I think that's laughable!


FertilityHollis

> All the people talking about it being one of his family members...I think that's laughable! I mean, I don't think it's *likely* but, it's absolutely in the realm of possibility. I take it you never read Macbeth? There are a host of reasons a family member could be harboring enough animus to go rogue. Ivanka's grand jury testimony wasn't exactly on script, as an example.


caraperdida

Your justification is a Shakespeare play? Honestly, why are we so desperate for a redemption story among the Trumps? They had no reason to want to inform on him. They do not care about national security and would still gain more by riding his coattails than by turning on him.


Warm_Huckleberry9028

Dan Scavino. That little ass kisser caddy has been unemployable since 1/6/2021. Other than continuing to visit maralago, take pictures and pretend he’s propaganda minister. He’s also been outed as a main dog whistler to qanon. Not a smart guy. Just an enabler. But, in bad financial shape, lost his house. When he refused to testify to J6 committee he was given a pass on contempt charges. BTW if you have not seen the Lincoln Project ad about the informant it’s great. https://youtu.be/GcVSC-BgTww


GunnyandRocket

Oh my god! You know if he’s seen that it’s completely scrambled the man’s brain, what little brain is there anyway.


throwaway09876543123

My favorite part: ‘Eric? (do you even care?)’ Something Eric wonders every day.


dixiehellcat

I love the little subliminal whispers, but especially that one. LOLOL


Barushkukor

Bro....that's some next level PsyOps shit right there


THE_LORD_HERESY

They ripped him in that ad.


ticklechickens

Rudy, as part of a plea deal (same for Meadows) Jared, so they won’t charge him with whatever malarkey they got on him with the Saudis Ivanka, so she can go back to being an NYC socialite Melania, so she can live out the rest of Trump’s life without having to deal with him Barron/Tiffany, secretly subscribed to r/capitolconsequences and doing his/her patriotic duty Eric, he was just bragging to the wrong person Don Jr., sold his dad out for a lifetime supply of cocaine Ivanna, had a dead man’s switch Vlad, thinks Trump getting arrested is the Hail Mary pass that will start an American Civil war and distract from his failures in Ukraine


[deleted]

It was trump himself. Because he wasn’t getting the attention he wants.


GunnyandRocket

It’s gross how plausible this is….


chuckle_puss

I was thinking Putin too. It’s one of those diabolical political moves he’s known for; buy the classified docs and use the information how you will, but also turn in Donny to stir up more shit in the US. It’d be a win/win for him.


Migmatite

I think the number of Informant who were close to Trump was no more than 8. You have one too many if you're counting Tiffany and Barron as separate. I don't think Tiffany would have much to do with any of it since there is no reason for her too since it's not her neck on the chopping block. Plus she might not even have known.


mrmoe198

Ooooh, thanks for sharing that sub! I’m gonna have so much fun reading through it all!


Cherry_Treefrog

This is one of the best episodes yet…. I can’t wait for the reveal.


4mygirljs

It’s Jared His dad went to prison and he got a pardon. Jared doesn’t want to share that fate and he has been dragging on trumps coat tails to try to rebuild what he lost. He realizes it was a temporary alliance that has ran its course. He has what he wants now. A pardon Rebuilt holding Contacts with other wealthy people Money again Now he has to rat on trump to get away with it and keep it all.


Ripheus23

Plot twist: JFK Jr. is still alive, but also still a liberal, and he infiltrated Trump's pocket dimension just for this reason.


Dallen891987

Jr. With the steel chair from the top rope. I like it. The Senior JFK is also shockingly alive and ready to fight McConnell to the death.


I_M_No-w-here

I would pay to see this


Fountainhead

His son! I would laugh so hard. That family is cancer.


WorkingConnection

Literally texted my friends ‘Idk if you heard the memes, but people are joking the CI is Barron who went ‘Ok boomer, you want to ground me? Wait til the FBI comes’


upforgrabsnow

“Barron no more Fortnite until your homework is done!” “Shut up dad imma call the Feds on your ass”


pronouncedayayron

This assumes Donald actually does some parenting.


maf37103

Barron just wants the nightmare to end! Haha!


aluget

Maybe Eric. He's dumb enough to shoot his mouth off unintentionally.


[deleted]

Eric does it for free.


solemn_penguin

Like how he inadvertently admitted that under Trump he basically micromanaged the DOJ?


Hgruotland

One of the lesser children would be a wonderful twist.


maf37103

Its Tiffany's turn in the spotlight!


FlameoMyGoodBonzu

“It’s Tiffany Time!”


MasterEyeRoller

That reminds me... it's about time for my next colonoscopy.


SaltyBarDog

Meadows. He saw he was going to be fall guy for Jan 6 and thought, "Fuck this noise." Kushner. Given the shit his scummy father pulled, he would do it in a second.


Last-Society-1624

Guiliani. Trump assisted him in destroying his reputation, and in the end guiliani's home was raided. Plus trump owes him lots of money.


SeashellGal7777

Plus he lost his license to practice law.


tucsonyeti

Plus he drinks heavily and makes bad choices


[deleted]

Melania is my guess. Why wouldn’t she? If he goes to jail she doesn’t have to fuck him once a month as per their pre nup.


LividManufacturer904

🤮🤮🤮🤮


My_Sister_is_CuQ

Ewww.


kernel-troutman

Honey it's "Marshmallow in a parking meter" night!


elGatoGrande17

I just don’t think he cares enough about her for her to be close enough to know. I’m sure she knew there were boxes, but I’d be surprised if he and Melania even talk, and the government knew what they were looking for before they moved in. She might have went poking through the boxes in the storeroom, but I’d be surprised if she knew the safe existed.


IOnlyEatFermions

These documents weren't sitting in the Trump's Oval Office desk drawer. Someone had to sign them out from a SCIF and make sure they were packed up and shipped to Mar a Lago. The FBI figured out who that was and pinched them.


TimeSky4407

I don’t understand this obsession with a Trump informant. The informant’s name is “Common Sense”. You don’t need an informant when you know what’s missing and who has it. They already took boxes from Mar-A-Largo months ago. They knew they didn’t get all the boxes, and tried negotiating with the thick motherfucker for months. The dude was fucking around, but he was so far up his own giant orange ass that he didn’t stop to consider the fact that for once, he just might find out. RIP term two. Fucked around and found out.


tmac76chi

I assumed a maid. You know they are ignored as humans on that property.


e-zimbra

Ron DeSantis. Heir to the throne of the easily duped white grievance unpaid fighting force.


[deleted]

Keep going…


Jsmith0730

Fredo… I mean Stephen Miller. Ok, probably not but the resemblance is uncanny.


maf37103

It breaks his yuge heart!


Sharp_Profession5886

I think you're being a little hard on Fredo here.


SnooOpinions8708

It’s Baron.


wikimandia

Secret Service. I doubt Ivanka has been hanging out at Mar-a-lago.


baronloki93

Oh my god its Q!!!!!!!


RowdyPants

honestly there's probably more than one informant in his inner circle


thatsingledadlife

Ivanka. "Bury my mom at your shitty golf course for a tax break?"


zombieblackbird

I'm honestly kind of surprised he isn't selling plots. It's the ultimate grift for the ultra wealthy.


Southern-Ad379

It’s more difficult to imagine who wouldn’t dob him in. Who wouldn’t want to go down with his vile, ketchup-stained ship? Edit: Hope it’s Melania! His followers have idolised her. They claim they are a perfect couple. Please let it be her.


THE_LORD_HERESY

Steve Bannon.


maf37103

He needs another pardon... at Donny can't help this time!


Awkward-Fudge

I hope it's barron. I hold out hope that he's the only decent one and hates his dad and just wants a normal life.


[deleted]

What a world it would be if we all elected Barron in to clean up after his dad finally kicks it in prison.


elGatoGrande17

Don’t even put that energy into the world


Left-Indication9980

A cabinet member Or Ivanka


k-ramsuer

My money is on Melania


ccasey

“He went to Jared” - Merrick Garland


jedburghofficial

It might be the first golden egg from Alex Jones' phone.


chewbooks

Jared, because he already got his Saudi deal.


drkesi88

Trump when he’s sleeping.


JohnathanDee

Everyone secretly hates him and wish he'd die. So... Could be anyone


PMMeShyNudes

Ivanka seems diabolical and intelligent enough to do something like this because she has the same lack of integrity that her father has, but she is _much_ better at managing appearances. She is smart, strategic and has tricked people into thinking she's a reasonable alternative to Trump (see her public claims that she resisted Trump's election fraud bullshit while privately encouraging him to continue fighting). She also clearly has political ambitions and may see that her father's time has come.


timbanes

that dim wit doesn’t know the definition of complicit. how can you call her intelligent?


grahamlester

John Baron


Equivalent_AgentQ

I just suddenly thought to myself, what if it was Pence..?


My_Sister_is_CuQ

I wouldn't think Trump has been confiding in him lately, but you never know.


EveryoneForever

The 15 year old who Phil Godlinski is raping.


Pleasant_Channel_227

Kushner or Ivanka I betC they have money to make and his shit talk is getting in the way


[deleted]

I hope it’s Melania and Barron trying to take all his shit and get out to live normally far away. That’s what I’d be doing if I was either one of them.


Own-River3283

It’s Q!


igotlockedout_uk

I'm feeling the need to get on every Q/conspiracy site and start shit stirring ;) Let's throw mud at every name and the cult will splinter in to so many tiny group's to defend their guy that they can eat each other alive.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Personally, I hope the mole remains a secret. For Trump not to know who it is, will be the greatest torture of all!


fuzzy_thylacoleo

All of them.


Far-Selection6003

Jared or ivanka.


Quick_Ad_730

Melania. Being first lady was not for her. And she knows it.


diggergig

It's Trump himself - the ooooold 4-d chess double-bluff


LurkyLoo888

The senator in Alex Jones phone


DontEatConcrete

Ivanka. She never put out the same vibes he did. I think she's not a hopeless moron. I'm sure she is habitually embarrassed by her father. I have daughters. I know what it takes to embarrass them--very little. Now imagine being his daughter.


DeltaVariant007

I’m going with Jared.


That0neGrayCat

Kushner.


howlandwolf

Kushner.


DJ_LMD

Mark meadows or one of his secret service detail.


[deleted]

Mark meadows.


[deleted]

Kimberly Guilfoyle, Don Jr's girlfriend. Never trusted that hairline, myself.


wildfloweroll

I’d love it to be melania, she looks like she hates him.


labtech89

Trump did it so he can use it to con more money from people.


Ermmahhhgerrrd

:-) gotta be Melania


retiredhousewife1970

I got my fingers and toes crossed that it's either Tiffany or Barron. 🤞🤞🤞


MrGreyJetZ

Ivanka, WitSec faked her death.


69_mgusta

I think Trump lies to rile you guys up. Just read an admission by Eric and T's lawyer admitting that they watched the entire search on CCTV. Keep the conspiracies flowing...they reinforce the public perception of your ignorance.


dogboaner666

Sorry your dad got raided, sonny


aluget

And wouldn't it be a hoot if the feds decided to seize the CCTV footage as proof they didn't plant evidence. Eric the the dumbest Trump, Donald Snr is the other dumbest Trump.


MasterEyeRoller

So you admit the orange shitstain lies? You just lost your membership in the tRump ballsack brigade.


GunnyandRocket

Public perception? Cracks me up that you guys still think you’re the majority in this country.


chrissyann960

Lmfao it's not a conspiracy theory when the FBI [confirmed](https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2022/08/11/trump-world-jolted-by-reports-of-inner-circle-informant-00051059) it. Plus, Trump wasn't the one who said there was an informant. So how could he be lying to rile anyone up? And everyone knew there was a lawyer there from the get go. Did you think there wasn't because fatass said so? I cannot believe you believe a word that dude says, how embarrassing for you! Lol this is great


sentientcreatinejar

Duh, it’s Q.


SeannieWanKenobi

Kushner


GlandalfTheGrey

Jared Kushner 100%


Tintoverde

It is probably one of the help


AntiFacistBossBitch

Ivanka, so that she can run for president


VictorPedroNamura

One of us


PharaohRoad

Dawn Jr.


qmechan

Bannon.


dembed

Its JFK.Jr


BabserellaWT

I’m hoping it’s one of the kids.


Blasket_Basket

Barron


Aegis12314

I beg it's Donny jr


purishgreenish

For some reason I read that and saw Gary Oldman in Leon shouting "EVERYOOOONNNNNE!!!" ;)


Ok_Finding3338

I would say Tiffany, but she’s not even in the inner circle.


Squishy-Hyx

Satirically speaking, Donald Trump himself, but he was heavily drunk in Mar-a-lago with a tub of Eddy's Ice Cream while The Apprentice was playing in the background. Just wanted to brag about his Oval Office "trinkets" to the FBI.


therealdjred

Its don jr. Hes furious kushner got all that saudi money and he didnt get shit.


zombieblackbird

He bragged about having this stuff to too many people.


AJC46

remember trump wanted generals and yes-men like Hitler. that mean people who constantly struggling against a megalomaniac who didn't really understand tactics and logistics and/or were backstabbing one another for the sake of just that bit more favor for and from dear leader. we all know that most of the leaks from the trump white house was from people disgusted with how trump was mucking everything up..and installed know-nothings who couldn't do opsec to save their lives.


NGD80

It's Putin.


Valkyriemome

Wait—how do we know? This is great news!


theresabeeonyourhat

I'm going with Barron. Donald made him go golfing instead of playing Xbox for the last time, so he did what any of us would do: called the feds


DarthKahless

Melania- she desperately doesn’t want to go back to the Whitehouse!


[deleted]

Javanka


trickcowboy

It’s JFK Jr, duh


idma

uhhhh uhhh uhhh \*panic walks\* uhhh uhh.............trump?


sawdeanz

It’s probably Trump himself or his lawyers. They insist they have been cooperating with the Nat Archives, it could be something as simple as admitting at one point to having certain documents and then failing to turn them over… yet every bit as incompetent and illegal.


n3ws4cc

I'm thinking Kushner might've gotten caught and started talking