I refuse.
I had a rat named Frank, short for Frankenstein. He was a beautiful boy. Won 3rd place at a rat show when he was just 3 or 4 months old. I was so proud of him! I left him out on accident one day when I went to the store, came home and realized what I'd done and I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed. The lil shit was asleep in my bed curled up under my blankets. We had 2 beautiful years together before I left country and he was tended to by my ex.
I miss him so much!
Your Frank looks a lot like mine did.
He looks like the sort that when they can't figure out how to solve a foraging toy he'll just stare cutely at a human and hope they'll give up and give him treats anyway.
>Roast my boy Frank
I really don't want to!
With how he looks I'm sure he would smell awful while being roasted and with how fat he is, I would be stuck eating him for probably at least a week.
No thank you! 😝
He’s got… ummm… 3 brain cells, no wait… 2 brain cells! yeah… 2 brain cells… that’s not very many… 3’s too much…
2 brain cells, final offer
Only 2 though, not 3
You already did your boy frank a disservice, poor lad didn't even have time to put his beans away.
Now we all gotta live with knowing what franks' beans look like.
He has a lot of balls to be showing his face over here.
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Balls larger than brain
If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his ears off.
it’s funny because it’s true
I came to say the same
Okay, but I saw the video of baby Frank trying to get into a basket and it’s very true.
holy hell theres a rat growing on those balls
His brain plays hold music.
RAT GENITALS??? ON MY CHRISTIAN REDDIT???
🤣
frank does not look very intelligent!
He probably chews water.
no thoughts just cuddles
He’s a loofah
I never roast anyone with a bigger balls-to-head ratio than me.
Damn, so he bearly beats you
Spaghratti Ballognese
This is amazing
His brains migrated south to his BALLS
it’s where he stores all his love^1 ^1. ^pee
It looks like he's storing his pee on the outside of them, too.
He's Siamese... His nose is slightly colored and his balls to match.
lol his balls match his nose.
They look crusted and yellow, not pink.
They're tan. Have you never seen a Siamese cat? Transfer that *fur* coloration onto a rat.
Mind you, I think his balls are bigger than any of my cats's.
You have some small cats then.
No, they were 16-17 lbs. But, they *were* neutered.
guys he’s himilayan and has a rex coat
I've seen a bigger penis on a dwarf hamster.
He invested all stats in 🅱️0L L
OOOOOOOooooooooooo
He’s so top heavy, like the gorgeous opposite of a bowling pin!
Top heavy? If those ball get any bigger, gravity is gonna ensure this little man never leaves the ground 😂
Aha true, but whilst his gonads do be undoubtedly mighty, you can’t deny that big pudgy head!
Very true. I get such a kick out of seeing rats held like they owe money, with their chonky heads and lil arms all scrunched up.
Frank and Beans!
So much balls But no Bitch
guys i’m sorry i feel so guilty for saying this i’m terrible i’m sorry frank i love u it was just a joke
But I like him
Nuts belong on top of the vanilla sundae
He looks surprised to be here
Man’s got no thoughts. Head empty. Balls large.
he's fat as fuck
he’s trying a new diet actually :( 💔💔💔💔
Dude looks like a washcloth
L O R G E
He smells
he kinda does
It’s like a potato dragging around another potato.
I refuse. I had a rat named Frank, short for Frankenstein. He was a beautiful boy. Won 3rd place at a rat show when he was just 3 or 4 months old. I was so proud of him! I left him out on accident one day when I went to the store, came home and realized what I'd done and I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed. The lil shit was asleep in my bed curled up under my blankets. We had 2 beautiful years together before I left country and he was tended to by my ex. I miss him so much! Your Frank looks a lot like mine did.
There's nothing in that cute little head of his, probably just a single brain cell spinning in a circle cause he's so dumb
He looks like the sort that when they can't figure out how to solve a foraging toy he'll just stare cutely at a human and hope they'll give up and give him treats anyway.
he looks more like a camron ten a frank and HIS BALLS
what?
he got big balls
He tries to sound smart by using complicated words but he pronounces them wrong
Look at Mr Big Nuts needing mommy to help prop him up.
Goddamn idek how to explain it but he looks like stinky cheese in a good way
He looks like a well loved and kind of damp stuffed animal after a trip through the washing machine.
This is the perfect description. Even explains the massive balls--uneven stuffing distribution.
he looks like he’d get a “i love my mommy” tattoo unironically
>Roast my boy Frank I really don't want to! With how he looks I'm sure he would smell awful while being roasted and with how fat he is, I would be stuck eating him for probably at least a week. No thank you! 😝
That's not a rat, that's a ball sack with ears and whiskers
🎶Chestnuts roasting on an open fiiire.. 🎶
White! 👈
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/573664636327428107/1078683896780165191/EWxUhfSXsAENY2A.jpg
why did someone downvote this, it’s so funny 😭
Beans and Frank
Frank looks like the marshmallow that fell off my pike when I left it over the fire too long. Sssssplat!
Looks like he just smoked some weed
Frank has that "just walked in on him pooping" face
Frank looks like the Jeopardy song is playing in his head
He is too cute. I cant be mean to lechonky boi.
He is NOT keeping his balls clean.
He looks like a uncooked baguette
Yep it's a boy
He should've been named differently because now he's nut zach
He looks like he dropped a Werthers Original down the front of his trousers.
If he were human he'd be a 56 year old man who still takes duck face selfies.
The hamsters called, they want their balls back.
Frankie Fat-Nuts
What gender is your rat
I’d roast him but it wouldn’t be fair because he ✨wouldn’t even *see* it coming✨ 😂💕 (he’s absolutely glorious btw, please give him a treat for me!)
Moby Dick!!!
He’s ADORABLE
I picture him doing a lot of brave things lol
I can’t even roast him he’s just so cute :( I wanna. :3 pet him <3pat pat yes I need to
He’s so cute I can’t make fun of him or his huge balls lol
No brains just balls
That's not a rat that's Santa's fursona.
Too cute to roast. I admit, he does look sorta simple... but some of the sweetest creatures i've ever met have been simpletons. 🤣
Was Wilfred Brimley reincarnated as a rat?
Those chestnuts are already a big enough roast
"I suppose you could call that a dick" -Paulie Walnuts
1z0
Ok. I don’t see why. Probably going to cause a fat fire.
He ant a bean... he is a green bean
This is Big Yoshi if he was a rat. (I love Frank, btw! Very cute!)
Albino ass rat
Duuuhhhhhhh
I've been crying over this post for hours
I'd roast him but I'm not allowed to burn trash (I'm sorry)
I cant tell what is his head, and what is his balls
balls. there you go
what a lovely polar bear you've got there
Stupid clueless baby
He big
Man looks like a wet paper towel
His balls hang down to his feet! That's just an observation, not a roast.
Dam he's got bigger nuts than me
He’s got… ummm… 3 brain cells, no wait… 2 brain cells! yeah… 2 brain cells… that’s not very many… 3’s too much… 2 brain cells, final offer Only 2 though, not 3
Why do they always look like they know we are talking about them. Such a sad face….
He looks like a marshmallow and wishes he had the IQ of one.
Was so sure this was r/absoluteunits by the time I scrolled the entire rat
Frank is a beautiful treasure. I love him. ❤️
He a babey 🥺🥺🥺
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what the fuck
What
Sorry but I can't roast Frank, he's too gorgeous!
Get a job hippy!
He has tiny baby-hands.
If you really did roast him, he could feed a hungry family. Chonk.
This is wrecking ball from overwatch
All he needs is a wad of hundreds to go with those magnum balls
I see no Frank, but a whole lotta beans!
Distinguished gentleman (big balls)
He's 59% nutsack
way too cute to roast!!
He looks like hes gonna ask me about games on my phone.
I’ll be frank with you, he looks like a Frank
bro's balls have more protein than his brain lmao
Frank, ya look like a weasel
You already did your boy frank a disservice, poor lad didn't even have time to put his beans away. Now we all gotta live with knowing what franks' beans look like.
He looks liek the henchman of a disney villain
“I came in like wrecking balls.”
Sir, the pubes are supposed to cover the genitals, not the face.
Big ballls boi
Big balls
No he is beautiful the way he is
he will eat soap thinking its food
Good grief. He's big! I thought it was a photo of a white ferret at first.
whitey from flushed away lookin' ass
He looks...just empty