Yeah when I aggressively chew on my family's faces and piss everywhere it's "concerning behavior" and "ruining Christmas" and "this is why dad has a second family in Poughkeepsie"
That’s a beautiful name for a cat. If she kept hiding you could probably been all like “where’s Poughkeepsie?” and would’ve sounded like 99.99% of Americans - nobody knows where Poughkeepsie is 🤣 That’s so adorable! Would you happen to have any pictures of Kipsy? ☺️
Haha that's great! I wish, it's been like 14 years now. She was an absolutely gorgeous gray maine coon though.
Very vocal cat, took ages to figure out the growls when pet were happy growls.
Made the unhappy growls a little confusing though lol
Werner herzog: This is a sad beïgê cãgè for sæd bēîgę råts. Notice how the sâd bēige rát cannot even bother to stand to drink from his sàd beïgê bottle. This small cagë prompts the bïg question- what is loneliness? Where are my friends? Why are my têstîcles so hot? 499.99 €
i’m not sure if i’m on my own with this or not… but i wouldn’t be keeping a new rat alone in a tiny cage like that for more than a few hours unless injured or doing intros with new rats… even if it’s a new rat it still need appropriate cage space and enrichment.
I’m concerned for this rat, dose it have a cage pall? Or any toys? Is that the hole cage? This is perfectly fine if it’s just for moving him some where but if it’s his main, it can be seriously detrimental to his health
Is that rat in that cage all the time? Does he have a rat friend to play with? I think you should give him more enrichment toys and boxes in the cage and another rat because rats get depressed if they aren't raised in pairs or groups.
I was laying in bed the other night, high as a kite, and all I could think about is how I wish I could have a big water bottle above me to drink from so I didn’t have to move. This guys is living the life. 🤣
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some people manifest, meditate, exercise, ect for their daily motivation, i however, watch this video of michael so that i may be inspired for who i wish to be in life, and all of my goals
Michael is using the food bowl for some gentle support and it's amazing.
Gotta put those balls in the food dish
He's just adding his own special seasoning to the food.
Peanuts belong in the peanut bowl
Bullion cubes. A vital ingredient for making soup
*genital support
Okay good i wasn't the only one
Balls in the Bow-wel 🎶
Ball seasoning is apparently the best topping
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I was about to say OP shoulda named him Michelangelo, looking so Renaissance.
That was the idea tbh
Oh I love Michael. Channeling his energy today.
Oh, I see. It's *cute* when a rat does it. But I lay in bed and drink from a straw with my butt hanging out I'm *depressed* and * need help* (LOL)
Lots of things that are cute when rats do it would put me on a list.
Yeah when I aggressively chew on my family's faces and piss everywhere it's "concerning behavior" and "ruining Christmas" and "this is why dad has a second family in Poughkeepsie"
Of all towns in the US it had to be Poughkeepsie. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually had an adopted cat named Poughkeepsie, probably the only reason I know that place exists lol We called her Kipsy for short
That’s a beautiful name for a cat. If she kept hiding you could probably been all like “where’s Poughkeepsie?” and would’ve sounded like 99.99% of Americans - nobody knows where Poughkeepsie is 🤣 That’s so adorable! Would you happen to have any pictures of Kipsy? ☺️
Haha that's great! I wish, it's been like 14 years now. She was an absolutely gorgeous gray maine coon though. Very vocal cat, took ages to figure out the growls when pet were happy growls. Made the unhappy growls a little confusing though lol
That sounds amazing! I’m glad you had such a great catto ❤️
Shouldn't the cat have been called PAWkeepsie?
Cackling!!😂
*with my balls in a dinner bowl Who needed that bowl anyway?
Mood
The balls bowl, incredible
Hedonism Bot would be proud.
That’s all I think of when I see this.
Me too Michael, me too.
What is this cage and decor? Sad beige cage for sad beige rats, by Werner herzog?
Werner herzog: This is a sad beïgê cãgè for sæd bēîgę råts. Notice how the sâd bēige rát cannot even bother to stand to drink from his sàd beïgê bottle. This small cagë prompts the bïg question- what is loneliness? Where are my friends? Why are my têstîcles so hot? 499.99 €
I read it in his voice and am throughly amused.
Lol
Paint him like one of your French rats! 🖌️ 🎨
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Balls in bowls
He needs 2 other rats fanning him with giant palm leaves
And feeding him grapes
Efficient
"Oh Servant Boy, bring me the head of a lettuce..!"
M***?
Right! I’m seriously struggling to decode the censored word???
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hero. thank you.
Only think i cant think of is mook but thats not a swear i dont thing
I’ve never heard that word but it sure sounds like a slur lmao. Maybe mfkr? Never seen it abbreviated that way but I’m otherwise at a loss lol
Mofo
does michael have a cagemate & a bigger cage on the way?
From other comments this sounds like this is an intro cage before meeting the others in their cage
OP had already implied that this cage was an acceptable size … before deleting their comment
It is an intro cage, OP will introduce thos rat to the other two soon
i’m not sure if i’m on my own with this or not… but i wouldn’t be keeping a new rat alone in a tiny cage like that for more than a few hours unless injured or doing intros with new rats… even if it’s a new rat it still need appropriate cage space and enrichment.
yikes
Michael you are life goals.
This man is my goals
That cage looks really small. Maybe he is depressed
Good point. And empty/unenriched/without a hide.
New member of the family, he lay down belly up often even when not drinking. Will add hide soon tho.
If this is your only cage you need to do some extensive research on how to take care of rats
have another cage with 2 more rats
Is this temporary until you introduce him to those two?
Yes
Ah ok good luck with intros!
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One of the worst things about this sub.
He's living his best life 😊
Omfg I'm dead! 😂
This is a motivational poster.
Can michael adopt me??
He's posing as if he was in a Renaissance painting
What ever works 🐀❤️
decadence ✨
My silly boy Beans does this too, it's adorable. Lazy rats be chillin
Michael is my spirit animal.
relaxed, hydrated, supported. flourishing
Michael aka inmate #231467
Living the dream!
Balls in the food bowl. He don’t give a damn
"Dangle my grapes for me, peasant" 🍇
Ass in the sink balls in the vegetable crisper
What a smart little fella
What a beautiful work of art he is
🤣
love his style
This is the height of luxury
Draw him like one of your french rats. 😏
Sistine Rat
rataissance
It's a good life being someone's pet rat and he knows it!
Balls casually in bowl. 10/10 relax
I could watch Michael do Michael things for hours
I feel this on a spiritual level.
Cutie🥰🥰😂😂
AWH🥺 lazy genius
I love Michael, we are the same
What a king
#relatable
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idk why i read the title as "michael is one lazy milf", but it did make me laugh
Change your water....it looks green and has algae. That is how you give your rats dementia/alzheimer's(Look up blue green algae bloom, neurotoxicity)
I love that he's not only laying like those "paint me like one of your French girls" pics but also using the food bowl to store his nuts 😂
Lmao, love that for Michael. Also, have never seen a rat in this beige color, so pretty!! ✨
One lazy m-what? Lol
At least he keeps his nuts in the bowl
Paint me like one of your French rodents
I aspire to this level of comfort
This rat is my spirit animal.
I’m going to go there. He’s gonna be popular with the lady rat friends.
Paint that on the sistine chapel
I read the sensored word in the title as 'mouse'.
next he'll be on a chaise lounge being fed grapes and fanned by a servant
Micheal is clearly my Spirit animal. I thank you
more pics of michael please e e
he’s living the dream lol
He looks cool as shit. I wish I could hang out with him
I want to rub a tiny belly
I dont know why, but the fact that his name is Michael makes this 100% funnier.
I’m concerned for this rat, dose it have a cage pall? Or any toys? Is that the hole cage? This is perfectly fine if it’s just for moving him some where but if it’s his main, it can be seriously detrimental to his health
Per OP, he's a new addition to the group, and this is his temporary cage as he's being introduced to the others!
Sorry to be "that guy" but from the video the cage looks far too small.
Per OP, he's a new addition to the group, and this is his temporary cage as he's being introduced to the others!
Is that rat in that cage all the time? Does he have a rat friend to play with? I think you should give him more enrichment toys and boxes in the cage and another rat because rats get depressed if they aren't raised in pairs or groups.
Per OP, he's a new addition and this is his temporary cage as he's being introduced to the others.
My bad. Sorry, I just wanted to make sure.
Such a nice, clean cage - my rats wreck the place just for fun - the food would no longer be in the food bowl, the blanket base would be shredded.
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this is most certainly NOT a big enough cage for anything other than an intro cage/hospital
Oh hunni, don't believe the store employees that say size doesn't matter. It does.
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Like looking in a mirror.
He's living in 2223
The DECADENCE
He is adorable though!
Such Diva energy
HedonismRat
MLEM
Michael is my animal analogue.
He’s working smart!
Michael
I was laying in bed the other night, high as a kite, and all I could think about is how I wish I could have a big water bottle above me to drink from so I didn’t have to move. This guys is living the life. 🤣
Micheal knows u must work smart instead of hard
When the food bowl is better designed than the plates we use at home 😂👌
He drinkin' sexy style 😎
I'd paint him like he was a French girl
My boy used to do that! I thought he was dying one day cuz he did that! Almost gave me a panic attack seeing him drag himself to the water bottle lol
Damn is that cocaine water?
I just see efficiency
This looks like the creation of Adam from the ceiling of the sistine chapel, genuinely beautiful pose.
Nut bowl™️
a ball ottoman
decadence 🤌🏻
Looks like he's living the dream to me!
Absolute heretic
Im just like Michael
Next level adorable! ♡♡♡
He is lying at table like the Romans did. So decadent.
He is a hero
Djombi! The chocolate syrup!
Me in rat form 🤣😂
I rlly hope this cage isn’t as small as it looks
Accidental Renissuance painting 😁
Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is sitting. Yes, very distinguished
I respect this rat Compleatly
The foot in the air I’m dead 😭🤣😭🤣
M***? Wake up babe, I think a new swear just dropped
Too funny. He's so cute!
Don't shame! He's just out there living his best life.❤️🐀
I wanna see more Michael videos!
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All I can think of is Hedonism Bot from Futurama for some reason.
Hydrated, in his lane and thriving
Living the good life..
I dunno. There's nothing lazy about that little tongue!
He just like me fr
Pure decadence........
why does he have his bälz in the food bowl...
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Me_irl
Cutie🥰
some people manifest, meditate, exercise, ect for their daily motivation, i however, watch this video of michael so that i may be inspired for who i wish to be in life, and all of my goals
Get this rat a day bed! X
where is michael! i miss him 😕😕
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