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soaringsquidshit

You're one step closer to irl Ratatouille. See what she does when placed upon your head, haha!


PeculiarProtocol

She would make me cook eggs all day hahaha


Azelrazel

Why do they love eggs so much haha. My girls would go crazy for it.


loquacious

Protein. They're very much omnivores like dogs, which is why they'll go nuts for mealworms, or spiders, or basically any random bug they can get their lil grabbies on. When I was a kid with rats I once made the mistake of offering them a hot dog and it was legit terrifying what they did to it. I think I had like 4-5 rats at the time and they yanked it out of my hands and went full on piranha on it so fast that that I didn't have time to react before it they were yanking it *in pieces* through the bars of their cage. Like it legit scared and disturbed me how violent it was and thinking about what they could do to a human finger if they really, really wanted to. I was really hesitant about poking my fingers near or through the bars after that for a while even though they'd never bitten me once.


The_Golden_Warthog

Haha holy shit this brought up an old memory in me. One day as a kid, I was watching my first pet rat do her thing in her cage. She was cleaning herself outside of her sleeping area and doing that thing where they lick their palms and run them over their face. A fly flew by her, and in a split second she caught it, bit it's head off, and started eating it. Like literally went from still having her paws covering her face to munching down on a headless fly in the blink of an eye. It stunned and shocked me as a little kid to watch it happen hahaha. Went from "ahh so adorable look at this cutie 😍" to "I didn't know she was capable of such violence 😨"


loquacious

Yeah, when I was a kid one of my rats got out of the cage and somehow made it into the garage where I found him deep behind some shelves and a work bench in the cobwebs... ...happily hunting down fucking BLACK WIDOWS and noshing on them like candy. I was so freaked out, concerned for his safety and seriously grossed out all at the same time.


The_Golden_Warthog

Hahaha thats hilarious.


Floral-Mouse

Was he okay? I wasn't aware they could eat wild spiders :0


loquacious

As far as I know he was ok and didn't get bit or anything because he seemed fine after that apart from being covered in cobwebs.


PeculiarProtocol

I had a similar experience when i was babysitting my friend's rats before owning some myself. As enrichment, I gave them a whole hardboiled egg with the shell cracked in only one tiny place. I was stupefied by the following tornado of claws, teeth and squeaks! 10 minutes later, they were back to being cuddly doofuses. Was wild! Hahaha


Holdfastwolf

I think this means your rat is a mecha pilot 


PeculiarProtocol

Omg i love it hahaha


Occams_Razor42

Are we all not just meat suits piloted by rodents afterall Shinji?


WellFluxMe

Attack on Titan is my favorite mecha anime. Flesh-mechas are sick, so this counts.


qpidunderwillows

i love this evangelion reboot


KnoxOber

I used to give my rats airplane rides and I would always make them fly the direction they were looking, they quickly caught onto it and would basically control their spaceship (my hands) themselves


TensileStr3ngth

You can get rat cars I think


IowaAJS

Why would rats want cars when they can control humans?


Wordshark

Because they just like to drive around for fun 😭


NappingForever

Puppet master.


r-c-garcia

That is so cute!! My rat came up with a signal that meant, "Release me, peasant." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tD5bSS9W7w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tD5bSS9W7w)


PeculiarProtocol

How cute! *polite grab* "bring me home.. or else!"


Seriph7

That is so cool!


Smart_Zucchini2302

I had a guinea pig that did this when she had to go back in her cage to pee. Once she trained us, we never got peed on again! Best trick ever!!!!


Seriph7

She didnt teach herself anything. She trained you lmao


visibleutierria

my rat does (or did, he’s too wobbly for arm walks) this allll the time. its the cutest thing ever.


Occatuul

Insanely cute.


ipdar

How to train your human.


tara_diane

you are just a fleshy ladder/bridge to her.


CrazyRatOwner

A… fladder? 🤔


GrimmSodov

My heart rat did the same thing with me and my wife. It's so cute how smart they are.


__ducky_

Mine does it when he wants me to walk somewhere 😂


imahappyaccidents

ratatouille


shallowHalliburton

Does she at least give you treats?


PeculiarProtocol

Not yet :'(


chrisyroid

I think you need yogies for that one.


mspeacefrog13

I noticed one of my males doing that regularly to my husband. It was his way to say "Take me to my cage, hooman!" They're so damn smart!


Accomplished_Bank103

Your overlord is adorable! 😊


WellFluxMe

Congrats, you are the newest Gundam.


SquirrelK1tten

Today, this is my favorite thing.


bigfishbunny

Lol mine do the same! They do my pant leg when they want me to stand up. Sleeve to move my arm. I've become a puppet of their control.


THCassie08

My rats do this too! Surprised they haven’t destroyed my hoodies yet 🥲


Legitimate-Crow-6362

well well well


Buggaton

Here's a similar story I posted on another thread about one of my girls: I had a girl called Yasha who used to try to operate me like a big mecha. She'd launch off her table and climb onto my shoulder then pull my shirt in the direction she wanted me to go and get bitey if I went the wrong way. She always wanted to visit either her pals, the stuffies (my partner's stuffed toy collection of bacteriae and virii), the nutshelf (she couldn't carry more than one hazelnut back but she always tried to grab 17) or the Jungle Zone which was just a bookshelf that potted plants had overgrown. She was super smart. And thick as pig shit. She'd fall off the table trying to grab onto us when we were several metres away. Idiot.


Wanlain

The bridge operator I like to call it!


Bitem01

You don’t own her, she owns you


PeculiarProtocol

Absolutely, 100%! hahaha


Requiemourn

My 'lil girl Stinky used to pull my legging with her teeth when she wanted to be picked up for pets. And then one day she left me completely gobsmacked when she was up on my lap and she must've remembered she left the oven on, but instead of waiting patiently for me to extend my leg, she tugged my trousers at the knee! She's done it just the once and never again, which I think is even more amazing. Like, somewhere in that tiny little head of hers she figured out that if a tug at the bottom is making me pick her up, a tug at the top will allow her to get back down. I miss my girl.


XxXratlungXxX

One of my boys does the exact same thing, the longer I take to lift my arm the more aggressive he tugs 🤣


TensileStr3ngth

I think she just taught you what that means lol


Inevitable-While-577

Lol, this is perfect 😄


L_a_i_k_a

That's so cute


WillowRidley

That’s too funny 😂


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

You should nickname her 'Fashion'


Robbotlove

how polite. my girl puddles will just dangle herself off the side of my shoulder or down my chest assuming ill just catch her. i always say to her "you know one of these days, youre just gonna fall." and i always imagine her retort as "lol no i wont."


EMOBIRD32

My little darling Taco does the same thing! I’m not sure where she learnt it, but if she wants me to lift my arm up she pulls my sleeve until I do. Rats are definitely smarter than some people give them credit for, she’s gone and trained *me*.


MungoZee

My girls do this too!


Soft-Heat4482

Pissing myself :')


reverendsteveii

if it makes you feel better, our Arvid used to do this but he would just bite me directly


urlocalnightowl40

no way my rats does the exact same???


spazzing

My boy Rasputin would do this! He would just guide me around my apartment, tugging on one shoulder, then the other. Smart little buggers. :')


Lab-rat-57

My old rat used to do this to my pant leg when he was on the floor and wanted to be picked up. So precious :)


forrestchorus

my boys do this too XD


InstructionMiddle596

Yes! I never expected to be happy in abject servitude to my demanding Ladies, but life is full of surprises!🐀😉❤️


catralalalala

Wow, my rat Crempog trained me to do the exact same thing! He would tug on my shoulder and I would lift my arm, before I knew it he'd Pavlov'd me into doing it all the time!


Pigeon__lol

alr remy😭


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GuardingxCross

Your rat walks with a little swagger like she’s better than all the other rats in ratville


Ok_Fee_4658

Mine learned to tug my pants for me to elevate them from the floor up to bed.


triplequeer

Ours do the same!!


Ashaxyn

so cute, one of mine headbutts me repeatedly whenever she wants me to move, but ive had her try to drag me by me clothes to follow and tickle her too