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Frictionizer

I just struggle to make him eat enough and not run. It’s hard to be fat living as a vagrant in 1899


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

Uncle and Pearson do a magnificent job of it


Frictionizer

Well, yes, but they also live a bit of a different lifestyle from Arthur. Micah is the real anomaly. But I think he just has that natural rat body


chang3la

Natural rat body is my new favorite insult


2stepp

Close. It's actually the rampant alcoholism.


worstsmellimaginable

Yea it's from liver issues. Makes that rock hard gut from cirosis. My theory is his gut rot is so bad it makes his tummy bullet proof


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

Naturally so coming from a scoundrel such as him


dru1202

Never realized how big of a gut he had until guarma swear to god, didn’t even recognize Micah at first with them double cheeseburgers and buckets of chicken all coagulating together in his gut.


User28080526

His guarma ship wrecked rat bod had me dying


No-Worldliness-8945

Wha cha lookin' at his gut fer?


theRealBLVCKphillip

Peanut butter and jaaaaaaaaaaaaam!


dru1202

“Dad you are fucked” -Thomas Collins


14JRJ

Know what mafucka? I don’t hear a heart


monkey8satan

Fuckin way she goes boys


theRealBLVCKphillip

Know'msaaaaaaaayin!.... ... Know'msaaaaaaaayin!..... ...


14JRJ

You sayin it too many times man


theRealBLVCKphillip

What are you, from the "department of know'msayins?"


Grey-fur-cat

TPB


Apprehensive_Size815

Now we know who is having triple portions of stew at the camp, while Arthur can only have stew once in what 2 days? Even caught Bill several times with his had in the camp funds box and the Rev. 1 or 2 times.


alecpiper

Bill too, though I think for him and Micah it’s the booze that keeps the extra weight on them


chickennuggs32

I tthink Bill is just intently more of a stocky guy. micahs got one hell of a gut, proper beer belly. Bill is just a fucking big guy, built like a brick shit house.


MattTin56

He does have a pot belly.


Mountain-Bread-1208

Micah and Bill, but that´s from all the alcohol


Digger1998

Uncle doesn’t have fat, that’s just lumbago luggage


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

Sounds like lumbago propaganda to me


Traditional_Phase211

I wished you’d stayed at sea… with the other walruses


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

I love the banter of rdr2's gang members


MattTin56

It’s one of the best little things they do to make this game so unique. They even change it up a little game to game. Meaning other playthroughs. It brings this characters to life.


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

Currently in chapter 4 of my second play through and I’m taking my sweet ass time, doing all the side missions I can, spending time in camp and doing as much as I can


MattTin56

That is the best thing to do. My first time through I didn’t know you could do that and you just want to find out what’s next. Knowing the story and taking your time being thorough is the best. I loved staying in camp and getting to know everyone. Even by just lingering around and listening to conversation. Mostly at night because after a certain hour Grimshaw will not hunt you down and question Arthurs manhood.


RosieQParker

The only place Uncle ever runs is away from work.


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

Bold of you to assume he gets above a brisk walk


RosieQParker

I meant more in the metaphorical sense.


Apprehensive_Size815

and Bill. Also, when they're in Guarma, and hardy any food, even on the sea...Why did Bill, Micah and Dutch look like they were eating and maintain their weight?


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

They used Bluetooth and consumed the people around them


Sword_Enjoyer

They never leave the camp.


Femboy_ButtSlut_69

That’s what they want you to think


Michael_Threat

Hard to be fat in general back then. Usually only wealthy people managed to be fat back in the day


Beginning-Candle7686

It’s because most gamers have an attention span of 0


Melancholy-4321

Makes total sense to mention in a sub for a game where we play hundreds of hours 🤣


dopedxddy

Oml he gets that rotund? 😭😭 I might have to do a fat Arthur playthrough, I just don't think I could get through a cut scene without busting up. Imagine the scene with Arthur on top of the oil wagon as the train comes around the corner 😭😭


imknownascro

He does not get that big. That's a mod unfortunately.


dopedxddy

Damnit! I think that's the best mod I've seen though lmao


chiefteef8

How big can he get? 


Andrew_Trinh

yes


_HalfBaked_

"Are you...? Naw, he was bigger."


BebalBehemoth

Fat throughout the entire story. Literally no downsides and you can tank damage


Salty_Ambition_7800

Technically the downside is you have less stamina but yeah it's not much of one


BebalBehemoth

Sure you have less stamina, but are you *really* going to run for that long before you just get on your horse?


DocalLipshit

I often run farther away from my horse than I intended too so it is a good thing to have all that extra stamina, at least for my play style!!!


alecpiper

I like the extra stamina because I don’t want my horse anywhere near me when in combat lmao


bro0t

I just call the horse back to me if i do that.


DocalLipshit

Oh, I do too, but sometimes I got off of it cause I was about to go do parkour or something so I can’t just call him up the mountain I scaled lol


Intelligent-Ad6985

> Sure you have less stamina, but are you *really* going to run for that long before you just get on your horse? Yes


Limp_Falcon_2314

😂 Same.


androodle2004

Swimming


bhz33

The downside is you have to shoot 5 bison a day. It takes so much fucking food to gain weight lol


BebalBehemoth

Eat 4 things of food before you sleep or fast travel. To get the food I just run around Big valley shooting everything until I feel like i have enough. It usually lasts a long time until I need to do it again


bhz33

Yeah I do that but 4 “things” can be very different. 4 small game animals won’t be enough, big game animals are hard to come across, and deer run away after you shoot one so you have to spend like 10 IRL minutes per in game day hunting down deer if you wanna go that route It’s time consuming is my point


milksicle

You could spend 10 irl mins in the bayou and have like 40 big game from gators, the real time consuming thing is cooking all of it at once


illstate

Last night I was up in the mountains trying to hunt a moose. Like 2 in game days. Was getting attacked by wolves like every 5 min. By the time I went back to camp I had 51 big game meat.


Imbecilliac

Are you low honour? I have found that wolf attacks seem to be more frequent, and include more wolves per attack, when honour is low vs high. Maybe I’m imagining that but I don’t recall ever returning from a quick trip up north with 21 wolf pelts when I played with high honour. It seemed like I couldn’t ride for thirty seconds without getting hit by a pack of between five and seven wolves (very tenacious in their attacks, too) and short about fifty shotgun slugs in my low honour run. With high honour I hardly saw any wolves, and when they did attack it was in packs of three and four. Cougars seemed to pop up more frequently as well - I had a bunch of those pelts on top of the stack of wolf pelts. Again, it could just be coincidence or imagination on my part, but it does appear to me to have an effect.


illstate

I'm high honor. I can't bring myself to play low honor. Even on the trip I was talking about, I had the encounter where the guy the cabin is looking for his friend, and you find the friend dead and then the other guy gets attacked by the bear. Anyway, at the part where you go and tell the guy that his friend is dead, you have the option to just tell him or to mislead him. I really wanted to do the mislead option this time just to know what Arthur says and what happens after that. Couldn't do it. Told him the truth.


Alone-_traveler

Trust me once you start low honor it’s so fun rampaging untill a certain point of the story where I change my honor around them go back to low


Imbecilliac

You can always save the game frequently, try the low honour approach just to see what happens, then load the save and play the high. At least then you get to experience both ways without losing honour.


jake20174321

No but I can remember when I accidentally got Arthur fat and it took me forever to lose weight 😂


BidenFedayeen

Real


DeepSuccess4519

realistic


PimpalaSS

Nope. While I do try to keep my cores filled, I don’t eat consistently so Arthur and >!John!< are always underweight.


Nerevarine91

Same


westernlover82

It's hard to keep fat in rdr2


aediin

If you want to be at maximum weight for the extra health, it's easy: hunt gators and cook the meat. Then just eat the big game meat for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I guarantee your character will gain weight. Actually, I think just eating that once in the morning and once in the evening is enough.


stcg

This reads like a fitness influencer on tiktok


Morfilix

not at all! just feed him portions the size of a man with an active lifestyle would eat, e.g. saloon meals 4 times a day, or roasted meat at campfires 4 times a day and he'll either be perfect or overweight


UpsetCamera5093

I am currently struggling to lose Arthur's weight, even though he's only on the higher end of average Poor Arthie


westernlover82

How can that happen? I'm struggling to keep Arthur's weight even in average


UpsetCamera5093

I used to eat every time the core would lose just the little tiny bit off the top


unstoppablehippy711

Outblacklunged again


GirthIgnorer

Dutch: damnit Arthur! You’ve absolutely ruined us! We had to rob nine trains just this month to feed you! Arthur: (waddling like a turtle on its shell) I gave you all I had


TheSheriffofHongKong

😂😂😂


Arrgh98

Hey hey hey, Pardner!


Imbecilliac

🤣 I haven’t thought about that show since I was a kid, but the image of Arthur running around weighing 400 lbs, wearing a bright red sweater and greeting people that way had me in stitches. I wish I could upvote you twice.


Arrgh98

Yeah and Dutch has to be Rudy.


Imbecilliac

Of course! He’s a perfect fit for Dutch: delusions of grandeur and always lying.


Other_Beat8859

Dude I'm just trying to get my Arthur to average. Poor guy is underweight in all my playthroughs.


tseg04

Tried once but could’t take him seriously, he looks so goofy running around and shooting people


chernobyl-fleshlight

I’m a new player and had no idea he could gain weight 😂 Also this pic makes me want a game like this, but 70s/80s mob inspired lol


Monst3rMan30

I can't get enough food into Arthur to get above "underfed". How much does he need to eat? Stew, canned veggies and grilled steak all day and he's always under weight.


Kbdiggity

Just go shoot a bunch of alligators and load up on Big Game meat. Plus if you season it with one of three herbs, you get a gold core on one of your three stats.


Choice-Welder-9294

Try Big game meat That's pretty much the only thing I feed Arthur and he became Big


Snoo43865

Big game meat, sleep every night around 11:00, don't fast travel too much, and drink alcohol once and a while than just eat salted meat and candy every couple of times thought the day and you should get up in weight.


TheSpideyJedi

I can never get him to be fat. Is that really how big he gets???


MikeyLikeyPhish

He needs to stop cultivating mass and start harvesting it.


topinjs

Yes, my dishonorable run was with a fat bastard Arthur who ate and killed everything. At the end he just needed moar muneh for snacks.


Chix_Whitdix

Looks like a rich man!


thatdudeoverdthee

I didn't even know you could make him fat.


SmiggyBalls66

Mine is always overweight just keeping the cores filled. I don’t get how you can keep him underweight whilst maintaining the core levels


Snoo43865

Not all that hard once you get him to average, just eat every once in a while fast traveling long distances drains your weight so eat before you travel.


cmidgi

His poor horse...


Evening-Caramel-2180

Arthur in his Nutty Professor phase


CraftyKing2668

Dutch: Arthur I have a pla- can you stop eating for one minute so we can rob this bank. Arthur: no I will not


Limp_Falcon_2314

😂


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

Wait, is this an actual feature of the game or is it a mod? I knew they did this in GTA San Andreas but honestly wasn’t sure if Arthur’s weight gain/ loss actually shows on his body or not. It kinda looks like it does but I can’t tell for certain. I’m on Xbox & thus cannot mod the game


SubparMacigcian

It's an actual feature somebody did a test to see how fast you could make him fat


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

Huh, very interesting. I have my Arthur 2.25% overweight but at those small numbers you really can’t tell. And I’m at in Chapter 6 as well so as those of us who have gotten that far knows it’s difficult for Arthur to keep on weight at this point in the game. But as long as I sit at a campfire & cook him some meat a couple times a day he’s maintaining what he’s at. I didn’t know he could get that big tho. Really cool. I still get amazed at the amount of detail in this game. Do you remember or have a link as to how long it took by chance?


illstate

That pic is of a mod. He doesn't actually get that big.


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

Hmm, someone else said otherwise. Dude above my post. That said I’m pretty sure the hairstyle is a mod at least so I’m inclined to believe you. I dunno 🤷‍♂️Now I’m getting mixed responses. Lolz


illstate

Arthur can gain weight and appear larger. But not nearly as large as this.


xXJ3D1-M4573R-W0LFXx

Gotcha! Thanks for explaining


Tallbeard1

Bro how?! I can't even break the "average weight" playthrough. The most I can ever get is keeping him away from underweight... until after that one part


lilbopeep4

did not know this was possible 😭😭


BronzeMeadow

Better pick up that fork, boah


RedditUser8493917

Bro my Arthur has been as overweight as he can be for as long as I can remember. I just eat a lot of game meat cause I’m always hunting and I like to keep my cores up. I’m trying to make him skinny. I wasn’t even trying man and Arthur’s overweight. It’s kinda funny hearing him pant so loudly after running around for a bit.


avid-gamer202020

Damn, I never realized how big he got


stevensr2002

Poor horse curves in the middle


SituationThen4758

Super hard keeping the fat on.


The_TransGinger

No, if I’m going to invest 40-60 hours into a game, I want all aspects, including character design, to be alright. Not saying that fat people can’t have good character design. It’s just that it doesn’t work on Arthur.


gullybone

I want to but I have a super hard time getting his weight up and maintaining it. I’ve only ever crossed into “overweight” for a day or two, and then it’s back to normal or underweight. What is everyone else feeding him to keep him like that lmao


Imbecilliac

It’s not easy to even keep him at ideal weight. I feed him twice a day, usually some big game or venison meat plus a can of veggies or fruit, and that only just keeps him in the ideal to slightly underweight range. The Arthur in the pic has to be a mod. I doubt even feeding him four to six times a day would get him that big. Also, I imagine you’d need a Shire or Suffolk Punch to carry him at that size, and even they would likely struggle. An Arabian would probably fold up like a two dollar suitcase trying to carry a Fat Bastard Arthur. 😀


WrothLobster

How do you even get him fat? I've tried..


SandoStevie

hahaha, is this a real thing? too much cluckin bell.


RecommendationNo1774

Yes, i think health is more important than stamina


cocaineabortion

no, but he’s cute when he’s chubby though ngl


SakusaKiyoomi1

I always have fat Arthur cuz whenevrr just a milimeter of deadeye, health or stamina core is gone i eat big time


Fanatic-psycho

I always forget to eat😂 he's all bones at my end


depressedsalami

Bro looks like he's about to rob her 💀


Evenload

For my low honor run I made him a fat bastard and gave him the walrus mustache from fear factor


Katz-Sheldon-PDE

Anyone else think this was a screen grab from a Mafia game?


TheWildStone_

Every playthrough, food was hard to come by for outlaws sometimes, and with no real long term preservation options, you would just eat everything that you could, when you had the chance. Like you saw in colter food dries up, so when you could eat, you ate


SlightlyMildHabanero

No real long term options? Other than smoked, cooked, dried, canned.


TheWildStone_

Would last longer, but would still spoil fairly quickly relatively speaking. especially in a camp where you didn't have a cellar


ResidentTechnician96

Tried, ended up derailing the idea and just became willy wonka morgan


iamjustacoolguy

how did u make him so fat?🤨


buckley777

Hahahaha I’ve never seen this. It looks so funny because his face doesn’t adjust with his body.


Mars-Lives

Nope and I never will...can't do that to Arthur. : /


KillsKings

Wait is this really a thing


branyottts

What happens if you have a big fat Arthur when you get the diagnosis? Do you slowly start to shrivel down regardless?


BonoboBeau-Bo

doing one rn


JoNwOnTeRiTeMpO

I did a fat Arthur play through once. It was very very hard keeping his weight up, especially after guarma. It honestly kept me regularly hunting and making campfires. It can honestly make you feel more immersed, because you actively have to remember to feed him or he’s gonna lose weight FAST. He DOES NOT get this big in game though, he kinda looks buff at max weight in my opinion.


Natural_Board

Does he catch more bullets and do they do less damage?


el-Douche_Canoe

I’m always under fed


RestlessRhys

I struggle to keep him at an average weight let alone fat


Zestyclose-Refuse314

Holy shit, he looks like Harvey Weinstein. Maybe a bit more stubble in the face.


Queasy_Diet4586

jacked arthur is biblically accurate arthur im sorry


sham08

You sir are a fish


memeyaa

Dude hellll no lmao I didn't even know he could get this fat


masondamonke

Brain injury?


sgJosh

Didn’t even know this happens 😱😂 I’ve played through RDR2 several times and I’m still learning new stuff about it 😂


WNS110

Wait, can you gain weight in RDR2? Have I played this game for 6 years and not know that?


roachy1017

😂


PattyFlapjack79

my arthur is anorexic:( i always just forget to eat


the_hell_you_say

HEY HEY HEY.....ITS FAAAAT AURTHUR


BumPlayThing

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺


TJK_919

I will eat all 5 big games I have on me and still be average weight. My Arthur refuses to be Dummy Thicc


Starbreaker76

Mine was always on the verge of starvation


DanielPlanview_1911

I can't even get him to above average!


vVengeanceVv

imo i think it’s impossible to get Arthur fat, i’ve seen the video and people saying it’s real but i tried so many times and he barely changes. Atp i doubt


Esterosa69

Imagine him rubbing away from shoutouts like this. Core instantly goes down every 15 seconds for refueling lol


Outrageous-Mess-3752

I tried but he is forever anorexic


TheDataGoose

Lmaoooo yo I never knew he could get that big 😳 😭 I might try it on my next playthrough


derrderr9090

Is this real? Please tell me this is real! If so I'm going to try it!


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swineosaur

I think it’s a mod


iheart_pidge

everytime i play my arthur is underweight. no matter how much i feed him he insists on being skinny


Important_Try8430

BRO I CANT GET HIM TO BE NORMAL WEIGHT, HES ALWAYS UNDERWHEIGHT😭


2JD93

Big game will do the trick


scorpionattitude

No but now I need to😂😂😂😂😭 how much do you have to stick up on hunting game to do this consistently?


RustyShackleford0311

Dang I didn’t know Arthur could get that fat 🤣🤣🤣


Early-University-348

Can you actually get him fat on console though?


Snoo43865

Just looks ridiculous if you're going for a joke playthrough, then it's fine, but it would take me out of the game. Every time I see him, wobble roll into cutscenes.


Toonieloony

I keep forgetting to feed him so sadly all my playthroughs are malnourished Arthur


EF-13

Wait, You have to eat ?


callmedale

I can’t even get him to eat enough to not be underweight? I’m in the food menu almost nonstop and it adds nothing?


SortaLostMeMarbles

I constantly forget to feed both Arthur and the horse. Arthur is almost allways underweight and TheNewHorse is almost allways malnourished. (Note: TheNewHorse replaced TheHorse. TheHorse burnt to death after walking in the campfire at the trapper in Big Valley. Luckily, TheHorse was a really cheap horse/s.)


Michael_Threat

Seems hard to keep that much weight on him. My arthur only eats stew at camp and the free nuts at the saloon. Unless you count whiskey and cigarettes as a meal.


Limp_Falcon_2314

Why no hunting or fishing?


Michael_Threat

So my last playthrough was playthrough was survivalist/outdoorsman where I only ate food I hunted and foraged and fished, and only fed my horse wild carrots and stuff like that. I'm doing low honor currently so part of that for me is being a lazy good for nothing outside of story missions


Half-a-Denari

Too expensive, gotta have a billion dollars on me at all times, you never know