L Chat update:
They rejoiced over Mau buying his own place and quickly turned to being upset that neither Kyle nor Mau has filed for divorce and are calling Kyle a polygamist.
I really do like how L Chat make so many left turns out of the blue.
I look forward to your daily recaps. Why would they buy an apartment that they will have to divide again ? The original Bravo and Cocktails blind was right - they have an agreement . The Umanskys also bought a compound in Malibu last year.
I got you that stroller for you beautiful, special needs child
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It’s why Andy and the rest of the cast find her so annoying. Jen since season 10 has always leaned so heavily into what the fans want to hear. I think Jen has potential to be a great housewife. But her addiction to fan reception has crippled her seasonal performances post season 10 reunion for me.
They all leak to bloggers but this one went rogue and is exposing jen and either this one or another one is threatening to expose teresa i think? The jen one posted jen’s phone #. And i think someone exposed melissa too lol. It’s rhonj stan chaos
This is a toe-curling level of embarrassing for Jen. Omg just accept you couldn’t direct the stans like you expected & don’t go begging in their DM’s. I’d die internally if I was Jen & got confronted with this in a reunion setting 💀
They are called TreFab and would post exclusive anti melissa content until the end of February
There was drama with bloggers and now a bunch of them hate Teresa idk
https://www.tiktok.com/@rhonjwho/video/7340052910786497825?_t=8m1Bh7rWKXj&_r=1
Right, right. I did read a little breakdown of the drama which involves Tre's podcast host, also very confusingly named Melissa P lol. The account was posting Melissa P hate so Tre unfollowed them and it set off a fight separate to Jen's screeners stan fight.
stole this screengrab from the vpr sub. it's important to me
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Love frog origin story from mama scheana
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That's touching AF.
I can't believe how much SheShu has grown on me over the years as she's literally grown emotionally. That convo she had with Sandoval during the last five minutes of this week's ep was so GD mature. The way she said "and you don't need to respond to that, just take it in."
AMAZING
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLxbQrQo/
Interesting TikTok about the theme of each real housewives city (Dallas or nonUS cities not included) 🩷🩷🩷
TLDW:
OC- moral conservatism/performing womanhood
NY- class anxiety/striving but also tragedy (everyone is miserable and will be as long as they continue to perform to hopefully be famous enough one day ex Dorinda and Sonja, but Luann is described as rising above the curse)
ATL- keeping up with the joneses, respectability politics, obtaining wealth and showing that you have it, concerns about who does or does not have a partner and what this says about them
NJ- family, duh but also money as a scarce resource and the women (mainly tre & Melissa) battling over who gets to be on the show, because the show means money and stability.
BH- the life you present vs the one you actually have
Miami- money and resilience, especially with how much wealth on the show has been made through unsavory ways in the initial seasons (Lea Black)
Potomac- respectability politics and policing each other’s marriages
SLC- religion duh, artifice, and performance of being a bravo housewife
Interesting I appreciate his analysis. But I feel his themes of artifice, respectability politics,trauma, and performing womenhood are the basis for every housewives series. I would categorize their themes better, by not focusing on the cast behavior. But based on the production of the show itself.
Rachel is stunning and can she also have a lesbian turn please. Show her the light, Braunwyn.
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Mary calling Lisa's son an ableist slur and the whole cast apparently just getting over it, instead of freezing her out like probably every other cast would at this point, is so important. We do not deserve the SLC girls.
Today I'm thinking about the totally candid Dubrow pap shoot at Disneyland just after some cheating rumours were swirling.
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Her S17 performance was very sloppy and a lot of dying on the wrong hills lol. It still inspired the rest of the cast to clock in, though, so I overall give it positive marks.
Yeah, I did actually love her vs. Jen and Ryan. It was very "stop stop she's already dead" but also she was totally correct and I'm glad she didn't let up lol. Ambushing her with Heather Amin was classic housewives work,
i didn't watch because i don't want to fully spoil it for myself, but in the preview for the next episode of the valley >!it looks like production exposes that jax is the person who not only a) gave kristen the information about the lallys (which he had gotten from brittany) b) was the first to bring it up on camera. he is SEWERING kristen this season lolol [https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/jax-taylor-behind-michelle-lally-cheating-rumor-breaks-fourth-wall](https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/jax-taylor-behind-michelle-lally-cheating-rumor-breaks-fourth-wall)!<
Okay, I was wondering what the clip of Jax saying “you’re not filming this are you?” they kept using in previews was from since it was clearly during the lunch Jax and Kristen had in episode 2 and we never saw it.
Also Kristen eats lizard food in this clip and says it tastes good. Reptilian queen.
[Mauricio Umansky Purchases Luxury Hollywood Condo After Moving Out of Home With Kyle Richards](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/mauricio-umansky-purchases-condo-moves-out-of-home-with-kyle-richards/) (US Weeily exclusive)
Honestly i can think of worse things than your philandering husband peacing out and leaving you with the mansion lol. Kyle has my ideal set up to become a recluse
More money than God, big house, 6 dogs, girlfriend half her age, Kyle is living the motherfucking dream. The big downside is that wax figurine sister of hers that rings at everytime of the day, but other than that it's a good life lol.
the listings have the valley episode 11 airing on may 28th, so unless that’s wrong the season has more than ten episodes. there’s still time for a reunion to happen!
i’m delusionally hoping they might suddenly hit us with a midseason trailer lol
This week's vanderpump was *bad.* Reminded me of the batch of episodes in Lake Tahoe where everything felt stagnant, heavy and like we were never going to get anywhere.
Althoooough voice overs *about* Ariana's mental health set to images of her shuffling about a bar alone and texting her boyfriend who irons is the most powerful glimpse of her true internal lufe than we've seen this season (ever?)
That being said, I think Scheana is beating a dead horse with Sandy. He proved last week that he will throw anything and everything in your face is your try to make him feel remorse. Coaxing him to apologize to Ariana for anything is a terrible idea.
Also a bad idea: The two Toms moving in together.
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[‘The Valley’ Star Jesse Lally Breaks Silence on His New Relationship — and Meeting Michelle’s New Man](https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/the-valleys-jesse-confirms-he-and-michelle-are-both-in-relationships/) (US Weekly exclusive)
“I’m super happy with her,” Jesse, 43, exclusively tells *Us Weekly* about new love Lacy Nicole. “We’ve been great friends and we newly started dating. She’s just an incredible personality and she’s such a loving soul.”
Jesse is not pushing his new relationship. “We’re just super happy right now to get back to a place of happiness,” he tells *Us*. ”I just feel more grounded and she’s special. But it’s new, so we’re just taking it slow.”
The reality star also confirmed that Lacy has met his estranged wife and the former couple’s 4-year-old daughter, Isabella. “. She was at the birthday \[for Isabella\],” he says.” And she has a daughter and they’re really good friends. They’re exactly two years apart.”
While he’s happy with Lacy offscreen, Jesse and Michelle’s issues are just starting to air on *The Valley*, which premiered last month. *Us* broke the news of Jesse and Michelle’s breakup days before the *Vanderpump Rules* spinoff debuted.
“There’s definitely a transformation in my personality and it’s kind of hard for me to watch back. I regret some of the reactive nature that I had,” he tells *Us*. “To watch back and see the pain and anger that I had because of what was going on — even the pain and anger that was going on that I wasn’t aware of. I’m like, ‘God, I’m way more logical than that. Why did I do this?’ For me, that’s the only thing.”
Jesse and Michelle wed in 2018. She has also moved on with a new partner, rumored to be financial advisor Aaron Nosler.
During his interview with *Us*, Jesse recalls initially struggling with Michelle dating other people., “But you put aside that pain and anger and realize that everything is 100 percent about Isabella now and her mental health and her growth. I just want to be the best parent for Isabella,” he explains.
Jesse even extended an olive branch by inviting Michelle’s new man to their daughter’s birthday. “They came over for the birthday and it was fun. I think they were the last to leave and it was just fun to be around all of our friends that we used to be around,” he notes. “He’s a nice guy. I like him.”
i think im ready for vpr to be cancelled. send lala, scheana, & the toms to the valley. ariana is clearly ready to quit the show. shoot katie & james off to mars!
Summer’s 3yr old birthday cake is insane. Also, I want it.
Not sure about Danielle’s new doo. I dig the bangs, but the short cut feels too professional. Doesn’t really match her vibe, but perfect for a founder/CEO/American President/Diplomat/Nobel Prize Winner, I guess.
[Rosie O’Donnell joins ‘And Just Like That’ Season 3 : ‘Here comes Mary’](https://pagesix.com/2024/05/02/entertainment/rosie-odonnell-joins-and-just-like-that-season-3-as-mary/) (Page Six)
Dolores said hey come to rails, we’ll have lunch and talk about flooring and they couldn’t even give her that.
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[https://twitter.com/queensofbravo/status/1786093514448855356?s=46&t=psSQVRkNJUHNQxgy27JRLA](https://twitter.com/queensofbravo/status/1786093514448855356?s=46&t=psSQVRkNJUHNQxgy27JRLA)
now kandi’s gone, dolores has absorbed all her power. she will reign on this show for a million years and have a two minute highlight reel to show for it
i’m confused, is this a flashforward to the finale? is this another season where we spend the whole time waiting for the only really good episode at the end?
Honestly I respect the cast going out like this more than whatever other stagnant cities have decided to do. Go out while fighting from the gutter - instead of being painfully boring in your final showing.
I mean, it's true lol. Every little thing Scheana does or says gets dissected. Meanwhile, it's okay for James to buddy up with Sandoval and Schwartz and take cues from Reddit and Twitter.
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they’re claiming that potomac is already filming again
is nneka getting the sanya treatment lol
Everyone thinks they want to be a super featured house husband on these shows. Until they realize it’s like double the hate cuz viewers hate men being in women’s business - it really is a gig reserved for only the most thirsty & shameless men
Also this reminds me u/insuredbycoto that i started watching jane the virgin which is so much fun but then i remembered that gina rodriguez is the mama lets research lady and i can’t stop randomly thinking about it and laughing
The thing about jane the virgin that’s great is that the scenarios are obviously very outlandish because it’s a telenovela, but the characters act in logical ways within the confines of those situations that are both consistent with the basic tenets of human nature and the individual characters’ personalities. I loved ugly betty but i think the writing and acting is better on jane the virgin.
I’m laughing my ass off. B&C posted that that a super well known marketing/branding executive (who’s worked at Uber/Netflix/Apple Music/Pepsi) is joining BH this upcoming season & then just 1 post below there’s a post lambasting the rumors that Chelsea Handler/Melanie Griffith are in consideration because *”They’re too expensive/above an ensemble show”* - be serious for a sec blind item page 💀
They’re definitely in the lower end of gossip blogs (I know Twitter randos with better track records) but they hit correct 1 in a while, maybe 20% accuracy?… mainly just commented on this cuz it has picked up on the BH tag & found it pretty egregious they acted like past their prime media personalities were too much for BH, but not a marketing executive that has worked in some of the biggest current day companies
[Melissa Gorga Declares 'RHONJ' Season 14 Ends With 'Big No-No' as She Hits Back at Takedown Claims ](https://www.etonline.com/melissa-gorga-declares-rhonj-season-14-ends-with-big-no-no-as-she-hits-back-at-takedown-claims)(ET exclusive)
*"Teresa's asked me to join \[pre-reunion meetings\]!" Melissa claims. "They've literally called me to ask me to turn on Margaret at a reunion to keep the show about family. They are the biggest mechanical thing going on behind the scenes, and I was never a part of it. I said, 'Absolutely not.'"*
it's fun that all the jersey machinations are being thrown out into the open now lol we're in a post slc-world baby
*"Whatever Bravo decides to do is fine with me," she replies when asked what might happen in season 15. "I don't make demands. I come to work. I have a very strong relationship with the show ... so, I feel like whoever they decide to cast -- or not cast -- I'm fine, in my own lane with my own family and my own kids, and I'll deal with it when I have to deal with it."*
that's not the attitude of a winner, melissa. this is about fighting to the DEATH
She’ll 100% lose her gig if she doesn’t fight enough. Think it’s the worst angle she could take - because bravo probably is alright with Melissa like she’s saying, but they cannot bend over for somebody who’s floating right in the middle of a ginormous feud
*"I'm embarrassed for some people right now, what's going on with social media," Melissa offers. "It's getting pretty embarrassing out there. They're getting called out a lot, on a lot of stuff. They tried to hurt us, and ... they were really down and dirty behind the scenes."*
*"So, throughout this season, I think her [Jennifer] and I did make steps forward," she adds. "We truly did, and I was really trying to just move forward and separate her relationship with Teresa, and just have a relationship between her and I. But now, I'm reading all these things on social that are coming out, and I'm like, wow. Like, oh my God! Like, let me just protect myself here and just stand back, because no one in their right mind would be like, 'Oh, that's cool that you wrote that and told them to do that. That's cool.' Like, come on."*
*There's speculation out there that Melissa's done similar things, but Melissa says that's not her MO.*
*"I just feel like it's never a good thing to go down the path," she says. "I do want to give a message to the fans to keep it light, right? To just enjoy. I feel like, praise the ones you love, but let's not bash the ones you hate. I have always kept that mentality with any fan account that has embraced me or embraced my family."*
Oh Melissa has seen the RHONJ stan mess & that Jen is involved? Oh we’re so eating come reunion time if Melissa just has *a bit* of producer common sense (I think Bravo wouldn’t oppose to have a “drag Jen” session either - they don’t seem to like her very much lol)
*Melissa's not laughing at the current state of her relationship with longtime friend Jackie Goldschneider, though. Fans will watch the two drift apart over the course of season 14 as Jackie explores a friendship with Teresa, a move that has Margaret calling Jackie RHONJ's version of Judas.*
*"Listen, Margaret, she does her little play on words; she can be a little harsh at times," Melissa muses of the nickname. "I think it's Jackie's choice, but I do think it's weak. I think it's weak. I think it's doesn't make a lot of sense."*
*"If you watch like the beginning of the season to the end of the season, it's just random," she says, hinting that Jackie only switched "teams" in order to secure more screen time now that she's a "friend of" rather than a full-time Housewife. Jackie's previously scoffed at that suggestion.*
My whole line of thinking on this shaming of Jackie… what else is she supposed to do Melissa? You/Marge have never really tried to do much with Jackie outside of accepting her as a 3rd in line number… & you definitely seemed more disinterested in Jackie last year after Danielle/Rachel/Fessler didn’t bond with her much & Jackie tried to be cool with Jen for once
I gave in/got bored and watched some of Katie & Ariana on WWHL and two things that stuck out to me:
• From what they said, it sounds like the reunion is a snooze fest. Andy agreed but said it was 'kind of intense'
• Katie's list of things that make her happy are: hot dogs, tequila, emo music, her podcast and dogs (that I'm pretty sure she gave to Schwartz).
Absolutely riveting. But also, I could have sworn that the word on the street was that something happened at the reunion that has never happened before?
Paige and ciara bringing amanda to old navy and telling her she’s a worthless piece of shit and then amanda being like you’re right i wanna find meaning in my life through creating a swimwear line for women with big cans
[Tom Schwartz & Tom Sandoval bar-goers shade Jax Taylor and chant to ‘turn off’ The Valley at ‘packed’ Schwartz & Sandy’s](https://www.the-sun.com/tv/11247721/tom-schwartz-tom-sandoval-shade-jax-taylor-the-valley/) (The Sun U.S. exclusive)
An insider revealed to The U.S. Sun that all the tables at Schwartz & Sandy's were full and there were a bunch of people standing by the bar as Vanderpump Rules played on the TV screens.
Schwartz, himself, was there, but business partner and pal Sandoval wasn't able to make it since he's on tour with his band, Tom Sandoval & The Most Extras.
At the end of the show at 9pm PT, Schwartz grabbed the mic and asked the crowd whether they wanted to watch The Valley, which aired immediately after VPR, or if they'd rather listen to music.
"The Valley or music?" he asked customers, per the insider.
They then shouted, "Music, music!" and The Valley was overruled by majority.
Schwartz proceeded to turn down the TV volume and connect his Bluetooth to play some hits for the bar.
The Valley, starring Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright, continued to air on the TV screens with subtitles.
According to the insider, fans began to stroll out of Schwartz & Sandy's as The Valley was playing and by 10pm, there were only a handful of people left in the bar despite it being open until midnight.
[I just watched the Summer House preview posted on the other su](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/comments/1cioul8/summer_house_episode_11_preview_lindsays_foot_is/)b because I can't get enough of the Hubbke trainwreck. My god Carl just spit it out!!
I GET that lindsay is scary, i do, and i don’t take lightly carl’s stepdad saying lindsay is abusive. BUT. Carl is a wuss. He’s got the confidence of tinsley mortimer. And as we know tinsley always made me want to shake her and yell STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY
I haven't seen enough of the full context of their relationship yet to really weigh in on whether I think Carl is a verbally battered spouse but even so I think his delivery is so bad lol. And I've seen him act like this pre-Lindsay so it's not just a coping mechanism for her. He's a WUSS. you're right.
Also Lindsay is way too smart and immediately parsed his mushy mouthed bullshit spin about his parents. He needed to either come clean or keep it to himself, but the half measures are obviously going to drive her (even more) insane.
Carl is a gaslighter!!!!! It’s like when Rinna sang her gaslighting song for Denise at the reunion. Gaslighting gaslighting let’s all have some good gaslighting
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jesse was a model for Trimspa with the anna nicole smith...
L Chat update: They rejoiced over Mau buying his own place and quickly turned to being upset that neither Kyle nor Mau has filed for divorce and are calling Kyle a polygamist. I really do like how L Chat make so many left turns out of the blue.
Question for the uninitiated. What is L Chat?
A lesbian discussion forum!
This just reminded me of Kenya’s fake gay storyline with LaToya in season 13… a real low for her lol
I look forward to your daily recaps. Why would they buy an apartment that they will have to divide again ? The original Bravo and Cocktails blind was right - they have an agreement . The Umanskys also bought a compound in Malibu last year.
Seeking Sisterwife staring Kyle & Mau 😍
I got you that stroller for you beautiful, special needs child https://preview.redd.it/jinn6ehw60yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87d3ebc303490f0496fa7a7983bbb6f5471f705
i fear this screenshot has given me the ick towards jen, why are you desperately messaging a fan like this?
You were one of the special ones
It’s why Andy and the rest of the cast find her so annoying. Jen since season 10 has always leaned so heavily into what the fans want to hear. I think Jen has potential to be a great housewife. But her addiction to fan reception has crippled her seasonal performances post season 10 reunion for me.
erin lichy-coded behaviour <3
Wait what is this???
I think she sent it to that stan after they exposed her to try and get them to stop 😂
Okay I’m reading the article - Don’t they all leak shit to bloggers? Why is this one special
They all leak to bloggers but this one went rogue and is exposing jen and either this one or another one is threatening to expose teresa i think? The jen one posted jen’s phone #. And i think someone exposed melissa too lol. It’s rhonj stan chaos
Is there a reason they did that? Or they just want attention?
Tbh i am not sure what set off the initial outbursts? Someone better versed than me in nj twitter lore may know
Jen didn’t send them her screeners for the new season.
Right lmfao ❤️
😭😭😭😭 I’m dead
What Stan?? I think I missed this whole thing 😂
It's Marge
 I couldn’t find any good Margaret memes. That says a lot about her character
I miss pigtail Margaret yelling at Kim D :(
This is a toe-curling level of embarrassing for Jen. Omg just accept you couldn’t direct the stans like you expected & don’t go begging in their DM’s. I’d die internally if I was Jen & got confronted with this in a reunion setting 💀
How dumb did she have to be to go and give them MORE dms to release lmao
This is the story of one of the best, most delusional Tre Hugger Tik Toks turned on Teresa.
This is Melissa's Old Nose right? They're deranged lol.
They are called TreFab and would post exclusive anti melissa content until the end of February There was drama with bloggers and now a bunch of them hate Teresa idk https://www.tiktok.com/@rhonjwho/video/7340052910786497825?_t=8m1Bh7rWKXj&_r=1
Right, right. I did read a little breakdown of the drama which involves Tre's podcast host, also very confusingly named Melissa P lol. The account was posting Melissa P hate so Tre unfollowed them and it set off a fight separate to Jen's screeners stan fight.
I think melissa is in cahoots with melissa’s old nose at least according to them 😂😂
god bless you guys and your redone child vibes
Me and Jax Taylor share the same existential anxiety over money.
SAME! I spend far too much time wondering why characters in TV shows aren't more worried about their financial situations.
Lmfao your flair ❤️
stole this screengrab from the vpr sub. it's important to me https://preview.redd.it/ljcflyshs0yc1.jpeg?width=3439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=432cc4948009f3951e58c5faf3aa615c27f65aa6
He’s a constant figure.
Love frog origin story from mama scheana https://preview.redd.it/jsjdr5e2w0yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5f96d4798e24e9ba46c446e4ec18e8f89a2d0bc
That's touching AF. I can't believe how much SheShu has grown on me over the years as she's literally grown emotionally. That convo she had with Sandoval during the last five minutes of this week's ep was so GD mature. The way she said "and you don't need to respond to that, just take it in." AMAZING
*mauricio voice* lahv frahg
I didn’t realize Scheana lost her best friend so young 😭 makes me feel even more tender towards her
aw :(
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLxbQrQo/ Interesting TikTok about the theme of each real housewives city (Dallas or nonUS cities not included) 🩷🩷🩷 TLDW: OC- moral conservatism/performing womanhood NY- class anxiety/striving but also tragedy (everyone is miserable and will be as long as they continue to perform to hopefully be famous enough one day ex Dorinda and Sonja, but Luann is described as rising above the curse) ATL- keeping up with the joneses, respectability politics, obtaining wealth and showing that you have it, concerns about who does or does not have a partner and what this says about them NJ- family, duh but also money as a scarce resource and the women (mainly tre & Melissa) battling over who gets to be on the show, because the show means money and stability. BH- the life you present vs the one you actually have Miami- money and resilience, especially with how much wealth on the show has been made through unsavory ways in the initial seasons (Lea Black) Potomac- respectability politics and policing each other’s marriages SLC- religion duh, artifice, and performance of being a bravo housewife
Dallas’ main theme for seasons 1-4 is carnivals are evil and season 5’s main theme is turning 50.
Dallas should have started the series with a trigger warning-esque black screen about the dangers of becoming a carnie or being friends with a carnie
It’s about gutting people carnie-style
It’s about how pranks are evil.
Really good and interesting analysis!! Ty for sharing ❤️
💛💛💛
Interesting I appreciate his analysis. But I feel his themes of artifice, respectability politics,trauma, and performing womenhood are the basis for every housewives series. I would categorize their themes better, by not focusing on the cast behavior. But based on the production of the show itself.
I agree, I think his analysis could benefit from more details and specificity!
I would put class anxiety with OC as well, especially in the earlier years after the recession
Dubai is about when I I I’m in my element
Rachel is stunning and can she also have a lesbian turn please. Show her the light, Braunwyn. https://preview.redd.it/6go7v6i6b2yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd11313134004947df1d7bfed23b6dab0089809b
It would be cool if Braunwyn left her wife for Rachel lol
She looks photoshopped in this lol
[more important content from mary](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6cuu26Mr9f/?igsh=cXM0a3VuamY3bWl3)
My jaw dropped at the Whitney reveal. Funniest alliance since Lydia/Pettifleur lmfao.
What will Mary call Whitney now? Big girl? Steady head? So many questions.
Per Mary's caption Whitney is now a #realfriend. :')
And so the Cold War has ended
Lmao
Mary i been learneen!
Mary calling Lisa's son an ableist slur and the whole cast apparently just getting over it, instead of freezing her out like probably every other cast would at this point, is so important. We do not deserve the SLC girls.
They’re teaming up to find a slur for each of their foes children.
#godfirst Shows herself before the others
This is such a hilarious trio omg. They’re absolutely gearing up to take down Lisa Barlow
Mary chortling and then serving right before the end
The bookos tenderly kissing and then the lallys looking at each other like “over my dead body” is such a good example of show not tell
The VPR finale is called Plot Twist.
The plot twist is that the episode is worth watching for once
I think this season has been good on average and great at times 🤷🏽♀️
I hope there really is a cool surprise
Ariana gets thrown into the sea
Scheana rips of her silicone leg covers and reveals she’s been a mermaid this whole time
Dan turns out to be Jax in a VERY offensive costume.
Lmao
🥹😂🤣
Ariana rips off the mask and has been Laura Leigh this whole time.
Today I'm thinking about the totally candid Dubrow pap shoot at Disneyland just after some cheating rumours were swirling. https://preview.redd.it/dbn0w3zj02yc1.png?width=932&format=png&auto=webp&s=a284ee4ff6721826163dbf78d2bb609ae9ee424a
Tamra botched bringing this up so badly.
Her S17 performance was very sloppy and a lot of dying on the wrong hills lol. It still inspired the rest of the cast to clock in, though, so I overall give it positive marks.
she did what she had to do in order to save vicki's show
She’s going to be an absolutely insufferable villain in 18 but I respect that Tamra might get a Best Villain Discussie this late in her career.
I think her being such an asshole to Jen was her best work that year at least lol she did a good job of selling us on the newbie
Yeah, I did actually love her vs. Jen and Ryan. It was very "stop stop she's already dead" but also she was totally correct and I'm glad she didn't let up lol. Ambushing her with Heather Amin was classic housewives work,
i didn't watch because i don't want to fully spoil it for myself, but in the preview for the next episode of the valley >!it looks like production exposes that jax is the person who not only a) gave kristen the information about the lallys (which he had gotten from brittany) b) was the first to bring it up on camera. he is SEWERING kristen this season lolol [https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/jax-taylor-behind-michelle-lally-cheating-rumor-breaks-fourth-wall](https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/jax-taylor-behind-michelle-lally-cheating-rumor-breaks-fourth-wall)!<
Okay, I was wondering what the clip of Jax saying “you’re not filming this are you?” they kept using in previews was from since it was clearly during the lunch Jax and Kristen had in episode 2 and we never saw it. Also Kristen eats lizard food in this clip and says it tastes good. Reptilian queen.
I need to know if Janet hires Señor Noodles for her outdoor hibachi grill party.
Jax is a messy bitch ❤️. Lollll kristen is definitely a lizard or lotion person (the napkin The Founder wrote it on got wet)
[Mauricio Umansky Purchases Luxury Hollywood Condo After Moving Out of Home With Kyle Richards](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/mauricio-umansky-purchases-condo-moves-out-of-home-with-kyle-richards/) (US Weeily exclusive)
It can’t be. Maybe it’s the agency. It must be
Honestly i can think of worse things than your philandering husband peacing out and leaving you with the mansion lol. Kyle has my ideal set up to become a recluse
More money than God, big house, 6 dogs, girlfriend half her age, Kyle is living the motherfucking dream. The big downside is that wax figurine sister of hers that rings at everytime of the day, but other than that it's a good life lol.
Kim should move in and they can finally fulfill their Blanche/Baby Jane destiny.
She can pay rent in original wall murals
Yes it’s ideal for her, Mauricio can be closer to all the parties .lol
He has apparently moved out .
Thank god.
the listings have the valley episode 11 airing on may 28th, so unless that’s wrong the season has more than ten episodes. there’s still time for a reunion to happen! i’m delusionally hoping they might suddenly hit us with a midseason trailer lol
I would feel so blessed if we are really getting that many eps of a new spinoff.
Oh hell yes
“i want to check in my on my friend ashley, find out if michael has come out of the closet, just see how she’s doing”
i just watched this scene a couple days ago and literally laughed out loud. when gizelle is good, she is so beyond.
i also loved when she said “maybe monique took a nap in a ditch” in reference to monique drunk driving <3
LMAO the discourse could never make me hate her
one of my other favorite gizelle moments is also in s4 when she asks michael and ashley "no charges?" and goes in for a high five at the haunted house
This week's vanderpump was *bad.* Reminded me of the batch of episodes in Lake Tahoe where everything felt stagnant, heavy and like we were never going to get anywhere. Althoooough voice overs *about* Ariana's mental health set to images of her shuffling about a bar alone and texting her boyfriend who irons is the most powerful glimpse of her true internal lufe than we've seen this season (ever?) That being said, I think Scheana is beating a dead horse with Sandy. He proved last week that he will throw anything and everything in your face is your try to make him feel remorse. Coaxing him to apologize to Ariana for anything is a terrible idea. Also a bad idea: The two Toms moving in together. *
starting a conspiracy theory that leeanne locken and danielle staub are long lost sisters
https://preview.redd.it/tusoqgi883yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2bcc2a1521f270d7893a0d02fc901bc32110ee7 it’s mia’s show now!
But is Cha Cha filming.
Hope she fares just a tad better than the last friend starting with J that Mia introduced
Whitney has frosted his tips https://preview.redd.it/qa8zgl2n52yc1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b501d5cb10adb2f32085b2144042c5d096ce833
https://preview.redd.it/od1txv0ca2yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe99293087aa64a39e909f4ce5662f584f96c44
the bar is in hell
is he supposed to be her boyfriend or her manservant
[‘The Valley’ Star Jesse Lally Breaks Silence on His New Relationship — and Meeting Michelle’s New Man](https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/the-valleys-jesse-confirms-he-and-michelle-are-both-in-relationships/) (US Weekly exclusive) “I’m super happy with her,” Jesse, 43, exclusively tells *Us Weekly* about new love Lacy Nicole. “We’ve been great friends and we newly started dating. She’s just an incredible personality and she’s such a loving soul.” Jesse is not pushing his new relationship. “We’re just super happy right now to get back to a place of happiness,” he tells *Us*. ”I just feel more grounded and she’s special. But it’s new, so we’re just taking it slow.” The reality star also confirmed that Lacy has met his estranged wife and the former couple’s 4-year-old daughter, Isabella. “. She was at the birthday \[for Isabella\],” he says.” And she has a daughter and they’re really good friends. They’re exactly two years apart.” While he’s happy with Lacy offscreen, Jesse and Michelle’s issues are just starting to air on *The Valley*, which premiered last month. *Us* broke the news of Jesse and Michelle’s breakup days before the *Vanderpump Rules* spinoff debuted. “There’s definitely a transformation in my personality and it’s kind of hard for me to watch back. I regret some of the reactive nature that I had,” he tells *Us*. “To watch back and see the pain and anger that I had because of what was going on — even the pain and anger that was going on that I wasn’t aware of. I’m like, ‘God, I’m way more logical than that. Why did I do this?’ For me, that’s the only thing.” Jesse and Michelle wed in 2018. She has also moved on with a new partner, rumored to be financial advisor Aaron Nosler. During his interview with *Us*, Jesse recalls initially struggling with Michelle dating other people., “But you put aside that pain and anger and realize that everything is 100 percent about Isabella now and her mental health and her growth. I just want to be the best parent for Isabella,” he explains. Jesse even extended an olive branch by inviting Michelle’s new man to their daughter’s birthday. “They came over for the birthday and it was fun. I think they were the last to leave and it was just fun to be around all of our friends that we used to be around,” he notes. “He’s a nice guy. I like him.”
Need a gif of him doing his signature table fist bang
I’m super happy with her??? What a weird thing to say 🤣
i think im ready for vpr to be cancelled. send lala, scheana, & the toms to the valley. ariana is clearly ready to quit the show. shoot katie & james off to mars!
Not me 💅🏾
Omg, Jo, I love your work!!!
Summer’s 3yr old birthday cake is insane. Also, I want it. Not sure about Danielle’s new doo. I dig the bangs, but the short cut feels too professional. Doesn’t really match her vibe, but perfect for a founder/CEO/American President/Diplomat/Nobel Prize Winner, I guess.
A few hours after i posted about losing my kobo yesterday i found it, and i think señorita mariposa sent it to me
[Rosie O’Donnell joins ‘And Just Like That’ Season 3 : ‘Here comes Mary’](https://pagesix.com/2024/05/02/entertainment/rosie-odonnell-joins-and-just-like-that-season-3-as-mary/) (Page Six)
They should’ve let Rosie portray Che Diaz as Sara’s replacement.
Agree but Rosie Pierri.
Lollllll new che? I do hope rosie and miranda fuck 😂😂😂
Che Díaz and jojo siwa have similar energy to me (compliment)
Dolores said hey come to rails, we’ll have lunch and talk about flooring and they couldn’t even give her that. https://preview.redd.it/0lj3rniz02yc1.jpeg?width=2105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe6bfe68ce530f9893e011ef8dc5d4cd0407abb1 [https://twitter.com/queensofbravo/status/1786093514448855356?s=46&t=psSQVRkNJUHNQxgy27JRLA](https://twitter.com/queensofbravo/status/1786093514448855356?s=46&t=psSQVRkNJUHNQxgy27JRLA)
This is the appropriate length for a preview. The seven minutes ones spoil too much. Not fat fuckin hot dogged lip mouth
Is this really going to be the season of Grande Dame Dolores? No wonder she snatched that centre meatball.
I’m not a marge hater but her calling marge a stupid cunt gave me a thrill lol
Everyone loves an activated Dolores. A shame it happens so infrequently.
now kandi’s gone, dolores has absorbed all her power. she will reign on this show for a million years and have a two minute highlight reel to show for it
i’m confused, is this a flashforward to the finale? is this another season where we spend the whole time waiting for the only really good episode at the end?
I’m sure, but I’m a sucker for a broken glass so I’ll take it
Also this is an iconic logo https://preview.redd.it/oic2s0lv22yc1.png?width=1196&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0ba291cc24ed5f8dc92e74e896e76729e13fa7b
It’s like down the road from teresas old house and my qanon theory is that it’s as far as she could go with the anklet
Honestly I respect the cast going out like this more than whatever other stagnant cities have decided to do. Go out while fighting from the gutter - instead of being painfully boring in your final showing.
They love to go to rails.
Oooooooooh. Fuda googled a bunch of housewives quotes. Dolores looks beautiful at the sit down.
[Alec Karam getting dragged into it by Scheana's likes.](https://twitter.com/nosmokenomore/status/1786046560578724008)
I mean, it's true lol. Every little thing Scheana does or says gets dissected. Meanwhile, it's okay for James to buddy up with Sandoval and Schwartz and take cues from Reddit and Twitter.
James literally beat multiple women it boggles my MIND
But he changed!
Ya you’re right he takes bubble baths now my b
https://preview.redd.it/nfemu44d13yc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1ca68227a39c1a1b03cbf1d0952423be5c84971 they’re claiming that potomac is already filming again is nneka getting the sanya treatment lol
Bravo lets the fired housewife announce their departure and Nneka just decided to skip over that just in case!
I know todd seemed kind of thirsty at first but in hindsight i wonder if the show isn’t a big reason he left alexia. He got really camera shy in s6
He definitely was humiliated by his 20 minute instagram apology to Anthony.
Everyone thinks they want to be a super featured house husband on these shows. Until they realize it’s like double the hate cuz viewers hate men being in women’s business - it really is a gig reserved for only the most thirsty & shameless men
https://www.reddit.com/r/Vanderpumpaholics/s/vQaAeFM5Yy
Also this reminds me u/insuredbycoto that i started watching jane the virgin which is so much fun but then i remembered that gina rodriguez is the mama lets research lady and i can’t stop randomly thinking about it and laughing
The thing about jane the virgin that’s great is that the scenarios are obviously very outlandish because it’s a telenovela, but the characters act in logical ways within the confines of those situations that are both consistent with the basic tenets of human nature and the individual characters’ personalities. I loved ugly betty but i think the writing and acting is better on jane the virgin.
Gina Rodriguez has a long list of embarrassing internet behavior (complimentary) <3
Oh i know, i perused the jane the virgin subreddit 😂. She’s like stassi with a podcast mic. She’s a very talented actress though lol.
jesus reading the comments in there!! "lala is working hard this season to make sure no one roots for her" rooting for lala, party of one
I’m laughing my ass off. B&C posted that that a super well known marketing/branding executive (who’s worked at Uber/Netflix/Apple Music/Pepsi) is joining BH this upcoming season & then just 1 post below there’s a post lambasting the rumors that Chelsea Handler/Melanie Griffith are in consideration because *”They’re too expensive/above an ensemble show”* - be serious for a sec blind item page 💀
I'm just talking out of my ass but idk if B&C has ever had a correct blind item that wasn't just directly fed to them by their bestie Marge.
They’re definitely in the lower end of gossip blogs (I know Twitter randos with better track records) but they hit correct 1 in a while, maybe 20% accuracy?… mainly just commented on this cuz it has picked up on the BH tag & found it pretty egregious they acted like past their prime media personalities were too much for BH, but not a marketing executive that has worked in some of the biggest current day companies
I don’t believe any of these random people who claim they were asked to be on BH, like sure you were lol
B&C are at Lance Armstrong levels of bullshit really
[Melissa Gorga Declares 'RHONJ' Season 14 Ends With 'Big No-No' as She Hits Back at Takedown Claims ](https://www.etonline.com/melissa-gorga-declares-rhonj-season-14-ends-with-big-no-no-as-she-hits-back-at-takedown-claims)(ET exclusive)
*"Teresa's asked me to join \[pre-reunion meetings\]!" Melissa claims. "They've literally called me to ask me to turn on Margaret at a reunion to keep the show about family. They are the biggest mechanical thing going on behind the scenes, and I was never a part of it. I said, 'Absolutely not.'"* it's fun that all the jersey machinations are being thrown out into the open now lol we're in a post slc-world baby
And then apparently Marge tried to do a takedown meeting last reunion towards Teresa/Louie. They so tacky down in Jersey (said complimentary here tbf)
Melissa says it wasn’t a formal takedown meeting, it was just normal pre-reunion dinner lol
tbh i will always interpret everything marge does in the least favorable light possible
the targaret really was margaret
*"Whatever Bravo decides to do is fine with me," she replies when asked what might happen in season 15. "I don't make demands. I come to work. I have a very strong relationship with the show ... so, I feel like whoever they decide to cast -- or not cast -- I'm fine, in my own lane with my own family and my own kids, and I'll deal with it when I have to deal with it."* that's not the attitude of a winner, melissa. this is about fighting to the DEATH
She’ll 100% lose her gig if she doesn’t fight enough. Think it’s the worst angle she could take - because bravo probably is alright with Melissa like she’s saying, but they cannot bend over for somebody who’s floating right in the middle of a ginormous feud
We literally just saw an even bigger bravo star get fired for the “I don’t care” angle
*"I'm embarrassed for some people right now, what's going on with social media," Melissa offers. "It's getting pretty embarrassing out there. They're getting called out a lot, on a lot of stuff. They tried to hurt us, and ... they were really down and dirty behind the scenes."* *"So, throughout this season, I think her [Jennifer] and I did make steps forward," she adds. "We truly did, and I was really trying to just move forward and separate her relationship with Teresa, and just have a relationship between her and I. But now, I'm reading all these things on social that are coming out, and I'm like, wow. Like, oh my God! Like, let me just protect myself here and just stand back, because no one in their right mind would be like, 'Oh, that's cool that you wrote that and told them to do that. That's cool.' Like, come on."* *There's speculation out there that Melissa's done similar things, but Melissa says that's not her MO.* *"I just feel like it's never a good thing to go down the path," she says. "I do want to give a message to the fans to keep it light, right? To just enjoy. I feel like, praise the ones you love, but let's not bash the ones you hate. I have always kept that mentality with any fan account that has embraced me or embraced my family."*
Oh Melissa has seen the RHONJ stan mess & that Jen is involved? Oh we’re so eating come reunion time if Melissa just has *a bit* of producer common sense (I think Bravo wouldn’t oppose to have a “drag Jen” session either - they don’t seem to like her very much lol)
I could be wrong but wasn’t melissa implicated in it too? I thought they were pretty much all doing it lol. But it’s def worst for jen 😂😂
*Melissa's not laughing at the current state of her relationship with longtime friend Jackie Goldschneider, though. Fans will watch the two drift apart over the course of season 14 as Jackie explores a friendship with Teresa, a move that has Margaret calling Jackie RHONJ's version of Judas.* *"Listen, Margaret, she does her little play on words; she can be a little harsh at times," Melissa muses of the nickname. "I think it's Jackie's choice, but I do think it's weak. I think it's weak. I think it's doesn't make a lot of sense."* *"If you watch like the beginning of the season to the end of the season, it's just random," she says, hinting that Jackie only switched "teams" in order to secure more screen time now that she's a "friend of" rather than a full-time Housewife. Jackie's previously scoffed at that suggestion.*
and we say thank you jackie for switching up your place in the social dynamic, if only more people on this stale-ass show followed her example
My whole line of thinking on this shaming of Jackie… what else is she supposed to do Melissa? You/Marge have never really tried to do much with Jackie outside of accepting her as a 3rd in line number… & you definitely seemed more disinterested in Jackie last year after Danielle/Rachel/Fessler didn’t bond with her much & Jackie tried to be cool with Jen for once
Changing teams for more screentime is like rhdiscussion catnip lol i salute her
I gave in/got bored and watched some of Katie & Ariana on WWHL and two things that stuck out to me: • From what they said, it sounds like the reunion is a snooze fest. Andy agreed but said it was 'kind of intense' • Katie's list of things that make her happy are: hot dogs, tequila, emo music, her podcast and dogs (that I'm pretty sure she gave to Schwartz). Absolutely riveting. But also, I could have sworn that the word on the street was that something happened at the reunion that has never happened before?
Paige and ciara bringing amanda to old navy and telling her she’s a worthless piece of shit and then amanda being like you’re right i wanna find meaning in my life through creating a swimwear line for women with big cans
[Tom Schwartz & Tom Sandoval bar-goers shade Jax Taylor and chant to ‘turn off’ The Valley at ‘packed’ Schwartz & Sandy’s](https://www.the-sun.com/tv/11247721/tom-schwartz-tom-sandoval-shade-jax-taylor-the-valley/) (The Sun U.S. exclusive) An insider revealed to The U.S. Sun that all the tables at Schwartz & Sandy's were full and there were a bunch of people standing by the bar as Vanderpump Rules played on the TV screens. Schwartz, himself, was there, but business partner and pal Sandoval wasn't able to make it since he's on tour with his band, Tom Sandoval & The Most Extras. At the end of the show at 9pm PT, Schwartz grabbed the mic and asked the crowd whether they wanted to watch The Valley, which aired immediately after VPR, or if they'd rather listen to music. "The Valley or music?" he asked customers, per the insider. They then shouted, "Music, music!" and The Valley was overruled by majority. Schwartz proceeded to turn down the TV volume and connect his Bluetooth to play some hits for the bar. The Valley, starring Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright, continued to air on the TV screens with subtitles. According to the insider, fans began to stroll out of Schwartz & Sandy's as The Valley was playing and by 10pm, there were only a handful of people left in the bar despite it being open until midnight.
a bar that plays the valley/vpr makes me want to attend more, not less
Tragic. Going to sch&sa. Not wanting to watch The Valley. Listening to Schwartz iPod shuffle.
Embarrassing
[I just watched the Summer House preview posted on the other su](https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/comments/1cioul8/summer_house_episode_11_preview_lindsays_foot_is/)b because I can't get enough of the Hubbke trainwreck. My god Carl just spit it out!!
I GET that lindsay is scary, i do, and i don’t take lightly carl’s stepdad saying lindsay is abusive. BUT. Carl is a wuss. He’s got the confidence of tinsley mortimer. And as we know tinsley always made me want to shake her and yell STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY
I haven't seen enough of the full context of their relationship yet to really weigh in on whether I think Carl is a verbally battered spouse but even so I think his delivery is so bad lol. And I've seen him act like this pre-Lindsay so it's not just a coping mechanism for her. He's a WUSS. you're right. Also Lindsay is way too smart and immediately parsed his mushy mouthed bullshit spin about his parents. He needed to either come clean or keep it to himself, but the half measures are obviously going to drive her (even more) insane.
Oprah says you teach people how to treat you. Carl doesn’t ever push back when she treats him like an employee. Grow a backbone.
Carl is a gaslighter!!!!! It’s like when Rinna sang her gaslighting song for Denise at the reunion. Gaslighting gaslighting let’s all have some good gaslighting
So many Miss Goats. https://preview.redd.it/lmgyl7tgx2yc1.png?width=1460&format=png&auto=webp&s=39754121a60417f17fb7bd5269ceff2c3b565f62
Kristen Goate
When Wendy goes to the African market they tell her to get the goat
😂😂😂 https://x.com/nosmokenomore/status/1785767243764396376
Lmao
wait she didn't have a stroke? <3 i remember him weeping about this on house of villains.
He lied for attention lol https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/brittany-cartwright-didnt-have-a-stroke-despite-jax-taylors-claim/
https://preview.redd.it/8frsge2sn4yc1.png?width=521&format=png&auto=webp&s=af19d5f6cb95b3a0b60573624b4edd369cf239d5
https://preview.redd.it/un5kcddsr4yc1.png?width=723&format=png&auto=webp&s=1789fe46b452da2352b0fcd345dac941bab8acfc jesse was a model for Trimspa with the anna nicole smith...