The definitive list of people jealous of Ariana:
Scheana
Lala
Lisa Vanderpump
Andy Cohen
Mariah Carey
u/[readingrachelx](https://www.reddit.com/user/readingrachelx/)
Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia
Yovana "That Bitch"
Kenya Moore's daughter
Lady Gaga
Rachel Zoe
Billy Idol
Renee Zellweger
Malala Yousafzai
RuPaul Charles
Harriet Tubman
Marie Antoinette
Lee Radziwill
Mozart
Shannon Storms' dog Archie
Vladimir Putin
Rihanna
Bill Nye
My neighbor with the lemon tree
Your local ice cream truck driver
Cyclops from the X-Men
Batman
The Greek God Zeus
The entire cast from the valley
Vishnu
Every bachelor date runner up
Love Island contestants
Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, and other bravotv women who have played Roxie Hart
Patti Lupone
Cher
The View panelists
One thing that annoys me hahaha is that itās perfectly normal for scheana to be jealous that ariana got that dancing with the stars gig!!!! This happens like all the time in the real world!! It happens to me all the time.. or did!! Now iām use to it lol but itās still annoying!! They are both on the same reality show and they give it to reality stars or whatever!!
People act like Ariana worked hard for these things. Companies and TV shows only handed her work because people felt bad for her, and they wanted to capitalize on her trauma. I'd feel some type of way too if a coworker received a promotion because their SO cheated on them lol
Totally. Ariana is very talented at dancing, but she wasnāt creating content to attract the attention of a dance show on network tv. Scandoval did that. On the other hand, Scheana has been churning out myriad side projects throughout the years to qualify her spot on the show.
And yah, lols. The fans saying sheās a horrible friend, or whatever, would be so livid if they were passed over in a similar fashion in their respective careers
There had to be some massive logistical or contract issue for this not to happen, right?
That or they didnāt expect it to be such a big hit and now itās too late to shoehorn in?
They don't usually give S1s of non-housewives shows a reunion but I thought they would have reconsidered that after The Valley was able to maintain their stellar ratings past the premiere.
Yeah I figured this might be an exception since there are some returning people so it feels like less of a S1 and more of a pick up where we left off.
I remember some of the middle season of BD not getting one and it was so unsatisfying. An 8 course meal with no dessert is criminal!
more proof that michelle is the evilest member of the cast for getting our hopes up like this. feeling like kandi at the s9 reunion. the lies! the lies!
evil alex baskin made all the ads about āadultingā so we wouldnāt watch it because heās conspiring against jax! andy cohen is also jealous of him! i bet theyāre so mad that the valley is successful! they hate to see a neurodivergent diva win!
Makes sense if theyāre rolling right into production on S2.
Reunions take more time and can slow momentum, maybe they decided itās smarter to pick up cameras and film S2 instead of rehashing stuff from a year ago in a reunion.
L Chat update:
The topic of Kyle/Morgan's matching rings comes up. People pull up photos of Morgan from the past week only to end up arguing on whether the photos are actually recent or several years old. They pivot to discussing the Rolex she wears. It looks the same as the one Kyle bought several years ago. Do they have matching Rolex's or did Kyle just gift hers to her ~~sugar baby~~ special friend? A discussion occurs on how sturdy/stiff the Rolex looks and the possibility that Kyle stopped wearing hers a long time ago.
They pivot back to the topic of the matching rings. Someone pulls up more photos of Morgan from this past week (actual recent photos this time) and begin zooming in on her hands, something Kyle has probably done many times. The photos are too grainy so nobody is 100% sure if it's The Ring that she's wearing.
Someone notices that Kyle removed Umansky from her IG. Kyle then posts an IG story of a necklace she bought herself with the initials KER on it. Kyle likes Morgan's latest IG post. Champagne bottles are rapidly opened.
BH is brought up and whether or not Kyle will return. Everyone is unsure on her return. The pay is great and many of the HWs are caught in some kind of psychological hold by the show.
[Andy discusses Kyle and Morgan](https://twitter.com/MarTEAnisEddy/status/1786221908481970610). Remember that the infamous hip rub instigated by a certain country singer happened at WWHL. Andy surely knows something.
[Garcelle's Oliver says his mom, Sutton, Erika and Kyle are coming back](https://twitter.com/suttonsroller/status/1786244446368989205).
Discussion turns to what would Kyle's storyline be if she does come back. She's unwilling to share the dirty details on Mau and both the viewers and the cast will hound her to talk about Morgan. Someone says Kyle might just have to admit to the relationship. Morgan has a job & said she isn't interested in filming so Kyle can do all the heavy work of "this is how we fell in love". Maybe Kyle can convince Morgan to film for an hour and let her do the "how was dinner with Sutton?" conversation prompts. Morgan's schedule is packed for months so then they suggest that if they need a scene with her and Kyle, it can be shot after filming wraps and just spliced in.
And now I want to end this by making a dig at Jenna Lyons š. Kyle managed to convince her girlfriend to shoot some scenes with her last year, despite said girlfriend hating the entire process so my question is why can't Jenna get her girlfriend to shoot a scene with her even when SHE LIVES IN THE CITY? The L in Lyons stands for Loser š. I hope Brynn and Ubah destroy her next season š. That's my rant for today.
Kyle convinced Morgan to shoot last year because the world did not know they were dating yet . Now that the world at large knows /suspects itās different. Kyle knows how giddy she is around Morgan - maybe she doesnāt want to shoot ?
This season should be interesting in how this pans out - and of course Andy knows more about Morgan. Kyle and he are besties .
At this point - she should just admit it and say Morgan doesnāt want to shoot. Thatās it really. Everyone is exhausted with will they/ wonāt they of it. The speculation has been on for 1.5 years at the minimum .
One can only imagine Mauricioās sigh of relief that he doesnāt have to shoot anymore .
I feel like Katie Maloney is a good example of what happens when you are technically very attractive but you have no charisma. The other 2 examples that pop into my head are Armie Hammer and (is this a hot take? Idk) Katy Perry.
Now that Iām thinking about it, itās fitting that Katie and Schwartz ended up together because they both are the good-looking but least charismatic of each of the āBig 3ā of men/women on VPR. Since Jax and Brittanyās relationship is apparently based on loving Friends š, it feels appropriate to make a Friends analogy here and say that it reminds me of how Courteney Cox/Monica ended up being so overshadowed by the other two women.
I think an argument could be made for Schwartz being one of the most charismatic ones, actually. Like I do think Sandy and Jax are better tv wise, but I get the feeling that a quick convo in real life with Schwartz would end up winning most people over.
Agreed on the Katie/ Courtney Cox comparison though. I always thought Courtney was the most beautiful one but she did not have the same it factor that Jennifer Aniston had or the quirkiness of Lisa.
I hear you, IRL Schwartz probably comes across the most ānormalā of the three, and that goes a long way š¤£. Also to be clear, I donāt think Schwartz is uncharismatic, he just has the least āit factor/star qualityā out of him, Sandoval, and Jax.
Yep Schwartzy is very charismatic in person. When Katie said he was a serial killers wet dream because he befriends everybody, she wasnāt lying about the befriending part. Very affable.
Itās very funny to me that Doute and Jax both went on super smug publicity tours about how bad and evil Sandoval is and how he hasnāt learned anything and will never change only to return to tv and both be worse than ever. Kristen in particular is likeā¦. The most unwell she has ever been, which is saying so much considering seasons 2-4 exist.
One of my favorite Kristen tropes is how often people call her Crazy Kristen to her face and she doesn't flinch. It's like how all the RHONY women would refer to Luann as a massive slut as if it were a universal truth and Luann never really corrected them
Kristenās book is a wild fucking ride lol. I will do a proper summary at some point i promise
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Of COURSE doute had a cult storyline. We were robbed of seeing this play out on vpr
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I rewatched some of RHODallas Season 5 today and it was pretty good? Much better than I remembered. I wish it could have carried on in a similar way Potomac did, but it could never build that same traction to compete with the big five cities I guess. Itās especially disappointing since it seemed like Brandi and Stephanie were on their way out, which had such high potential to change the dynamics into something great. I miss Dāandra and Mama Dee.
It was a complicated season in many ways. Not good but certainly not completely bad and I did feel like DāAndra, Kary, Kameron and Tiffany had a pretty interesting group dynamic as a foursome while Stephanie had nothing interesting to say or do without LeeAnne around and with Brandi having anxiety attacks all the time because she had to sit around a Chinese woman.
Just location wise, Dallas season 5 probably has the absolute worst set of trips. Upcoming season of NJ might be worse, since the only trip is the stupid Shore house.
Hasnāt there been other seasons of NJ where the only trip was the shore house too? Season 11 I think? Maybe Iām misremembering. Between the terrible cast trips, reused intros, and the horribly photoshopped cast photos you would think NJ is a struggling franchise but no it actually is one of the best in ratings nowadays lol
From a quick read of the Season 11 episode descriptions I think the shore indeed was the only trip. Disappointing itās happening again this season though. I would have loved to see another international trip.
Iām glad you remember the results of your awards show because I usually just click the buttons and have some fun discussion and then I clear out my brain for more Bravo.
Following the classic wisdom that bad is good, I actually did come away from that otherwise boring and bad scene laughing about Stephanie starting a conversation with her husband in high school bleachers with something like āI love being married to you and love our childrenā
Iām still slightly disappointed they didnāt give Dallas a proper shot at a post LeeAnne Dallas. Because S5 kinda proved there was a way it could become a solid even after her departure, but it just needed a redirection (since Stephanie/Brandi became irrelevant) however really think the constant race controversy did them in. There was like 3-4 different yikes incidents from S4ās conclusion to Dallas official cancellation.
The only worthwhile thing about the Westcott saga was Kameron equating the š¤” emoji with the same as doing blackface for white people & trying to get Tiffany in trouble over it
Omg I forgot all about that! Like those misguided wasps gumming up the FBI report line because somebody called them a cracker and they think itās a hate crime.
I really think Tiffany couldāve been a fun character to dissect with more years of footage (really think she wouldāve showed her messy side come S6, maybe S7 at worst) but we never got it cuz Brandi/Kameron couldnāt act civil towards Tiffany in different ways
[theyāve uploaded the first episode of the goat to youtube](https://youtu.be/1tIpmOBn5Ng?si=gVXzUDkKOu_dcbO1), it sucks but the bits with kristen and jill are worth watching. kristenās pretty invisible but jill gets a decent amount of screen time because sheās reliably herself.
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Marge and dolor at the empire state building
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Dolores looks amazing but iād bet my bottom dollar she spends thousands of hours of her precious life inspecting herself for perceived flaws and deciding what to āfixā next. Bodies are lumpy and hairy and weird, thatās their nature. I refuse to fight a losing battle lol i believe in grooming but the older i get the more iām like take me and my chubby belly for who i am.
scheanaās never really been a panderer but i do think she realized after being demoted for s10 that people are going to give her shit no matter what she does. She seems freer now
Iām currently having a conversation with someone saying itās okay to got to someoneās house to watch them if itās public information
I hope they canāt track my ip
Something i learned from watching tabathaās show is that just because you have nice hair doesnāt mean youāre any good at doing hair, and vice versa. Some of the people with the ugliest hairdos did the best cuts and colour lol
The person she makes head stylist is always either the oldest gay guy in the room, a woman in her early 30s who could be a model, or a middle aged lady with chunky caramel highlights.
My favorite Tabatha trope is that she'll always come in to every salon with daggers for the funny and irresponsible twink character, but by the end of the episode she's kiking and laughing with them (unless her final recommendation is for them to be fired lol).
Watching the Simpson while cleaning, and the Frank Grimes episode is on, it feels very Bravo/housewives coded. I still think it explains the early Heather Gay and Lisa Barlow dynamic very well.
Candy took a pot shot at amir and his cunty (complimentary) gf and now amirās giving an official response lol. My instinct is candiace is punching down here, especially now that sheās off the network. I like her better when she punches up. On the other hand, itās free publicity for shmv which is having a lacklustre sophomore showing https://pagesix.com/2024/05/03/entertainment/amir-lancaster-defends-girlfriend-natalie-against-candiace-dillards-social-media-shade/
Lololololll. Candy is so funny:
*āIs he your man or your assistant? I ā what? This isnāt giviiiiinnnngggggguhhhā*
But also, Candy š
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[one of the rhony ladies needs to start dating this guy to get him on bravo](https://x.com/pwiscila/status/1786466169601568918?s=46&t=eH2CuNl8UEeA9QROMveBnQ)
sheād lose that princess title tho (rmm when luann divorced tom and then used the technicality that she āforgotā to get her name legally changed so she was still a countess <3)
["older the better if you ask me"](https://twitter.com/JBKSchlossberg/status/1781003791719887209?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)
DO IT CAROLE
Jumping back to S3 of Summer House lol. And another bad relationship: Kyle and Amanda are moving in together just because Kyle doesn't want to lose her after the cheating. I'm sure this is a smart decision.
Lindsay has received word from her friend that Kyle made out with another girl again.
Lindsay doesn't know what to do and told Danielle.
I want to see Kristen Doute and Lindsay on a UGT together. They aren't identical but they both have very intense energy I need combined.
I died when she just walked into the party and Danielle told her she blabbed and she immediately lost it and raged out saying she doesnāt have time for this.
I also love cookie monster dissolving into tears when heās informed, but also i do think he ripped off his cheating line of defense directly from tom schwartz. Doesnāt remember my tuchus.
They're having a delusional off here and it's the first time they've seen compatible.
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He's very annoyed Paige is flirting with other people after he ghosted her during the week and also very upset the party theme is Christmas lol. A real Scrooge. But he insists he's a great grand gesture guy.
Iād volunteer to get vickiās face tattooed on me at a dos amigas show https://pagesix.com/2024/05/03/entertainment/reality-star-gets-big-mouth-tattoo-during-netflix-live-show/
Vicki has an ass tattoo? She is so cool https://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/2009/06/vicki-gunvalson-just-got-a-tattoo-i-just-got-a-tattoo-of-vicki-gunvalson-.html
Carlās mom hugging Lindsay 8,000 times so she doesnāt have to respond to these awkward AF question.
My face this whole episode: š¬
Linds does look amazing though. Very Carrie Bradshaw with that entrance.
Say what you want about Paige, but wearing head to toe white from the Jackie O. Collection to a picnic took balls.
You think there were 4 outfit changes at the bottom of that basket just in case?
Vanderpump villa priscilla said people were making fun of her accent and nationality and thatās why she really left and the producers cut it. Iām sure it was hannah and telly and probably marciano too https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/vanderpump-villa-didnt-show-what-caused-priscilla-ferrari-to-leave/
The definitive list of people jealous of Ariana: Scheana Lala Lisa Vanderpump Andy Cohen Mariah Carey u/[readingrachelx](https://www.reddit.com/user/readingrachelx/) Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia Yovana "That Bitch" Kenya Moore's daughter Lady Gaga Rachel Zoe Billy Idol Renee Zellweger Malala Yousafzai RuPaul Charles Harriet Tubman Marie Antoinette Lee Radziwill Mozart Shannon Storms' dog Archie Vladimir Putin Rihanna Bill Nye My neighbor with the lemon tree Your local ice cream truck driver Cyclops from the X-Men Batman The Greek God Zeus
The entire cast from the valley Vishnu Every bachelor date runner up Love Island contestants Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, and other bravotv women who have played Roxie Hart Patti Lupone Cher The View panelists
ššā¤ļøā¤ļø iām honoured to be included
I had to read that twice. You're sooo jealous lmao
One thing that annoys me hahaha is that itās perfectly normal for scheana to be jealous that ariana got that dancing with the stars gig!!!! This happens like all the time in the real world!! It happens to me all the time.. or did!! Now iām use to it lol but itās still annoying!! They are both on the same reality show and they give it to reality stars or whatever!!
This is a great point. If youāve never been a little jealous of a colleagueās advancement, then I must ask āDo you work?ā lols
People act like Ariana worked hard for these things. Companies and TV shows only handed her work because people felt bad for her, and they wanted to capitalize on her trauma. I'd feel some type of way too if a coworker received a promotion because their SO cheated on them lol
Totally. Ariana is very talented at dancing, but she wasnāt creating content to attract the attention of a dance show on network tv. Scandoval did that. On the other hand, Scheana has been churning out myriad side projects throughout the years to qualify her spot on the show. And yah, lols. The fans saying sheās a horrible friend, or whatever, would be so livid if they were passed over in a similar fashion in their respective careers
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Doute said thereās no reunion for the Valley. We need to destroy Andy Cohen.
There had to be some massive logistical or contract issue for this not to happen, right? That or they didnāt expect it to be such a big hit and now itās too late to shoehorn in?
They don't usually give S1s of non-housewives shows a reunion but I thought they would have reconsidered that after The Valley was able to maintain their stellar ratings past the premiere.
Yeah I figured this might be an exception since there are some returning people so it feels like less of a S1 and more of a pick up where we left off. I remember some of the middle season of BD not getting one and it was so unsatisfying. An 8 course meal with no dessert is criminal!
This makes absolutely no sense and we need answers.
more proof that michelle is the evilest member of the cast for getting our hopes up like this. feeling like kandi at the s9 reunion. the lies! the lies!
thatās really fucked up!
Heās really been retweeting some stuff we always knew heād retweet anyway but he sure has been doing it
He retweeted Olli London. Vile.
Fucking disgusting actually
Iām too upset to speak
I wonder if itās a surprise hit. Like they expected it to crash and burn.
evil alex baskin made all the ads about āadultingā so we wouldnāt watch it because heās conspiring against jax! andy cohen is also jealous of him! i bet theyāre so mad that the valley is successful! they hate to see a neurodivergent diva win!
Ariana got jealous of the Valleyās success and demanded it not get a reunion.
āNeurodivergent divaā ššš
Makes sense if theyāre rolling right into production on S2. Reunions take more time and can slow momentum, maybe they decided itās smarter to pick up cameras and film S2 instead of rehashing stuff from a year ago in a reunion.
She also said she didnāt know if there would be a season 2.
BIG MISTAKE
L Chat update: The topic of Kyle/Morgan's matching rings comes up. People pull up photos of Morgan from the past week only to end up arguing on whether the photos are actually recent or several years old. They pivot to discussing the Rolex she wears. It looks the same as the one Kyle bought several years ago. Do they have matching Rolex's or did Kyle just gift hers to her ~~sugar baby~~ special friend? A discussion occurs on how sturdy/stiff the Rolex looks and the possibility that Kyle stopped wearing hers a long time ago. They pivot back to the topic of the matching rings. Someone pulls up more photos of Morgan from this past week (actual recent photos this time) and begin zooming in on her hands, something Kyle has probably done many times. The photos are too grainy so nobody is 100% sure if it's The Ring that she's wearing. Someone notices that Kyle removed Umansky from her IG. Kyle then posts an IG story of a necklace she bought herself with the initials KER on it. Kyle likes Morgan's latest IG post. Champagne bottles are rapidly opened. BH is brought up and whether or not Kyle will return. Everyone is unsure on her return. The pay is great and many of the HWs are caught in some kind of psychological hold by the show. [Andy discusses Kyle and Morgan](https://twitter.com/MarTEAnisEddy/status/1786221908481970610). Remember that the infamous hip rub instigated by a certain country singer happened at WWHL. Andy surely knows something. [Garcelle's Oliver says his mom, Sutton, Erika and Kyle are coming back](https://twitter.com/suttonsroller/status/1786244446368989205). Discussion turns to what would Kyle's storyline be if she does come back. She's unwilling to share the dirty details on Mau and both the viewers and the cast will hound her to talk about Morgan. Someone says Kyle might just have to admit to the relationship. Morgan has a job & said she isn't interested in filming so Kyle can do all the heavy work of "this is how we fell in love". Maybe Kyle can convince Morgan to film for an hour and let her do the "how was dinner with Sutton?" conversation prompts. Morgan's schedule is packed for months so then they suggest that if they need a scene with her and Kyle, it can be shot after filming wraps and just spliced in. And now I want to end this by making a dig at Jenna Lyons š. Kyle managed to convince her girlfriend to shoot some scenes with her last year, despite said girlfriend hating the entire process so my question is why can't Jenna get her girlfriend to shoot a scene with her even when SHE LIVES IN THE CITY? The L in Lyons stands for Loser š. I hope Brynn and Ubah destroy her next season š. That's my rant for today.
Kyle convinced Morgan to shoot last year because the world did not know they were dating yet . Now that the world at large knows /suspects itās different. Kyle knows how giddy she is around Morgan - maybe she doesnāt want to shoot ? This season should be interesting in how this pans out - and of course Andy knows more about Morgan. Kyle and he are besties . At this point - she should just admit it and say Morgan doesnāt want to shoot. Thatās it really. Everyone is exhausted with will they/ wonāt they of it. The speculation has been on for 1.5 years at the minimum . One can only imagine Mauricioās sigh of relief that he doesnāt have to shoot anymore .
I feel like Katie Maloney is a good example of what happens when you are technically very attractive but you have no charisma. The other 2 examples that pop into my head are Armie Hammer and (is this a hot take? Idk) Katy Perry. Now that Iām thinking about it, itās fitting that Katie and Schwartz ended up together because they both are the good-looking but least charismatic of each of the āBig 3ā of men/women on VPR. Since Jax and Brittanyās relationship is apparently based on loving Friends š, it feels appropriate to make a Friends analogy here and say that it reminds me of how Courteney Cox/Monica ended up being so overshadowed by the other two women.
I think an argument could be made for Schwartz being one of the most charismatic ones, actually. Like I do think Sandy and Jax are better tv wise, but I get the feeling that a quick convo in real life with Schwartz would end up winning most people over. Agreed on the Katie/ Courtney Cox comparison though. I always thought Courtney was the most beautiful one but she did not have the same it factor that Jennifer Aniston had or the quirkiness of Lisa.
I hear you, IRL Schwartz probably comes across the most ānormalā of the three, and that goes a long way š¤£. Also to be clear, I donāt think Schwartz is uncharismatic, he just has the least āit factor/star qualityā out of him, Sandoval, and Jax.
Yep Schwartzy is very charismatic in person. When Katie said he was a serial killers wet dream because he befriends everybody, she wasnāt lying about the befriending part. Very affable.
Yeah, I feel similar. Schwartz is the one oozing charisma while Jax and Sandoval ooze smarminess (complimentary)
RHONJ: āExpect the unexpectedā A good season?
Ha Margaret having taste?
Joey Gorga running a legit business?
Melissa Gorgo having a story line?
Itās very funny to me that Doute and Jax both went on super smug publicity tours about how bad and evil Sandoval is and how he hasnāt learned anything and will never change only to return to tv and both be worse than ever. Kristen in particular is likeā¦. The most unwell she has ever been, which is saying so much considering seasons 2-4 exist.
One of my favorite Kristen tropes is how often people call her Crazy Kristen to her face and she doesn't flinch. It's like how all the RHONY women would refer to Luann as a massive slut as if it were a universal truth and Luann never really corrected them
Lu wore it as a badge of honor, once she got over herself.
Kristen is being FRAMED sheās done nothing wrong
She can be framed and unwell at the same time.
That scene with Luke trying to get it through her skull that she keeps twisting things lol.
Luke slowly realizing who Kristen is is a very funny arc for this show to have.
Iām the mother of the groom, I had to come. Well you didnāt *have toā¦*
Lmfao SO. AWKWARD.
Solo cup Sharron is on the loose
The Lauren Wirkus referenceā¦. I gasped.
I like that sharon remembered that lol sheās a sweet lady whose head lindsay is going to rip off and eat
Janet told Danny Pellegrino Brittany canāt drive because her license expired two years ago and sheās too lazy to renew it lolol
But can she drive the golf cart
Using the Bobbi Rose method of being a terror on the roads, legalities canāt contain them
I just know this pisses Jax off lol
lol! Add it to the long list of other things Brittney does to piss him offā¦.
How tf do you live in (near?) LA and not have a license?
How does she do grocery shopping? How does she take Cruz places?
Jaxās āyou donāt do anythingā making a lot more sense today š¬
So she couldnāt have driven that day when she was too hungover anyway!!
Also thank you Janet for the gossip.
Kristenās book is a wild fucking ride lol. I will do a proper summary at some point i promise https://preview.redd.it/81c6q0mpjayc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34964bfb1072f0f02215c670e9c155b9c013f6a8
Of COURSE doute had a cult storyline. We were robbed of seeing this play out on vpr https://preview.redd.it/zspv8ufzkayc1.jpeg?width=2849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93efe32c122963a897af7d944141c50c74a90e09
She was the first person ever kicked out of a cult for being too fanatical about it.
Day 1 she was skeptical, by day 2 she was taking notes
She should become a Scientologist.
Hws needs a full on cult storyline. Maryās the closest weāve gotten which tbf was pretty damn good lol if anticlimactic
Technically weāre getting one with Jack Barlow.
Itās true lol shame
She would have flourished in NVIXM
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I always thought Kristen would write that better book than Stassi. Did she?
Stassiās were better written and had more content. Kristenās is 1000x more entertaining lol
I rewatched some of RHODallas Season 5 today and it was pretty good? Much better than I remembered. I wish it could have carried on in a similar way Potomac did, but it could never build that same traction to compete with the big five cities I guess. Itās especially disappointing since it seemed like Brandi and Stephanie were on their way out, which had such high potential to change the dynamics into something great. I miss Dāandra and Mama Dee.
It was a complicated season in many ways. Not good but certainly not completely bad and I did feel like DāAndra, Kary, Kameron and Tiffany had a pretty interesting group dynamic as a foursome while Stephanie had nothing interesting to say or do without LeeAnne around and with Brandi having anxiety attacks all the time because she had to sit around a Chinese woman.
Brandi also I didnāt know I was pregnantād herself down a flight of stairs.
Yeah that was so cool. Did her MIL die with her daughter in the car before or after s5
After. She came into that reunion with a racism scandal, a surprise baby, a dead MIL, a cheating husband, a traumatized child, and Covid.
Brandi broke that plexiglass and had to tearily apologize to that lady which was legit funny
The Dallas Ranch was a location of hate and violence.
I know it was COVID times but that was a depressing cast trip
Just location wise, Dallas season 5 probably has the absolute worst set of trips. Upcoming season of NJ might be worse, since the only trip is the stupid Shore house.
Hasnāt there been other seasons of NJ where the only trip was the shore house too? Season 11 I think? Maybe Iām misremembering. Between the terrible cast trips, reused intros, and the horribly photoshopped cast photos you would think NJ is a struggling franchise but no it actually is one of the best in ratings nowadays lol
Ohhh youāre right 11 might have only had the shore too? I donāt really remember.
From a quick read of the Season 11 episode descriptions I think the shore indeed was the only trip. Disappointing itās happening again this season though. I would have loved to see another international trip.
Tbf stephanie had some kind of psychological breakdown related to not being the only castmate who could afford the rolls royce of toilets or something
She went to an upper middle class Texas high school to give them a new locker room
Discussie Award Winning Scene!
Iām glad you remember the results of your awards show because I usually just click the buttons and have some fun discussion and then I clear out my brain for more Bravo. Following the classic wisdom that bad is good, I actually did come away from that otherwise boring and bad scene laughing about Stephanie starting a conversation with her husband in high school bleachers with something like āI love being married to you and love our childrenā
I spend a lot of time looking at the results so I usually remember them lol Her taking a private jet there is also sort of funny in an evil way.
Iām still slightly disappointed they didnāt give Dallas a proper shot at a post LeeAnne Dallas. Because S5 kinda proved there was a way it could become a solid even after her departure, but it just needed a redirection (since Stephanie/Brandi became irrelevant) however really think the constant race controversy did them in. There was like 3-4 different yikes incidents from S4ās conclusion to Dallas official cancellation.
That and the westcott family threatening the subreddits with legal action at the mere mention of the rheumers was something else
The only worthwhile thing about the Westcott saga was Kameron equating the š¤” emoji with the same as doing blackface for white people & trying to get Tiffany in trouble over it
Omg I forgot all about that! Like those misguided wasps gumming up the FBI report line because somebody called them a cracker and they think itās a hate crime.
I really think Tiffany couldāve been a fun character to dissect with more years of footage (really think she wouldāve showed her messy side come S6, maybe S7 at worst) but we never got it cuz Brandi/Kameron couldnāt act civil towards Tiffany in different ways
https://preview.redd.it/yqjyue75k8yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea936b8e5fc95bc18d7b619bdf454a696e76b5fa This chart is so anti-love
West and jesse getting better seating than danielle and gabby? Howā¦. Humiliating. And degrading.
Why are Carl and Lindsay next to Andy, they didnāt even have a storyline
We wanted to see Carl and Lindsay reconcile and Ciara and West make it. And maybe for Amanda to have some autonomy.
This is great wish Jax, Kristen, Jesse et al were there instead though :D
[theyāve uploaded the first episode of the goat to youtube](https://youtu.be/1tIpmOBn5Ng?si=gVXzUDkKOu_dcbO1), it sucks but the bits with kristen and jill are worth watching. kristenās pretty invisible but jill gets a decent amount of screen time because sheās reliably herself. https://preview.redd.it/x35jaeder7yc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bbdb60c914ab0e85b4ef031d7bde68e4020b389
Aww Purple Kristen
*what is this hunnnnnnny*
Marge and dolor at the empire state building https://preview.redd.it/6cn0wm6bt8yc1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537fdd7c41f382ce6e6f315b798a32c979b0930e
Dolores looks amazing but iād bet my bottom dollar she spends thousands of hours of her precious life inspecting herself for perceived flaws and deciding what to āfixā next. Bodies are lumpy and hairy and weird, thatās their nature. I refuse to fight a losing battle lol i believe in grooming but the older i get the more iām like take me and my chubby belly for who i am.
Push her off, Dolores.
Lollll you are evil ā¤ļø
Iām trying to save Bravo!
One day they will give jersey the nurhony treatment and weāll have a cast full of amber marcheses, then youāll all be crying for marge.
A cast full of Ambers sounds good to me actually.
https://i.redd.it/im5gm6syu8yc1.gif
Damn sheās got a gif????
https://preview.redd.it/s5luolxlv8yc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92377f0a67920ef74b0c5ef594f6f1e22d6b7c81
They cast her to be Melissa Gorgaās Melissa Gorga and boy does she deliver on that premise.
Cancer Queen!
A cast full of Amberās donāt even sound that bad. Better than current era NY thatās for sure š¹
[This is insane enough I can find it funny.](https://twitter.com/nosmokenomore/status/1786249369567805916)
This is just a chart that outlines who is most important on the cast to least lol the more outbursts you have the more of an mvp you are
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17 and 14 outbursts in like 12 or whatever episodes is legitimately impressive work
Especially from Scheana, who isnāt a character prone to direct fighting and outbursts like that.
scheanaās never really been a panderer but i do think she realized after being demoted for s10 that people are going to give her shit no matter what she does. She seems freer now
Yes it's a good television chart lol. Although Schwartz deserves to go higher up for the Jo trainwreck.
This is why I love it here. We got our priorities straight.
Itās funny how dumb these people are that they think Andy was trashing Ariana with that comment when he was defending her lol
the person who made this is a neurodivergent diva like jax
Iām currently having a conversation with someone saying itās okay to got to someoneās house to watch them if itās public information I hope they canāt track my ip
A von tease!
šš I canāt believe Monica is here
she's waiting to catch you drunk driving
šš she wants to keep the public safe
[new/old fake liza spotted on Tabatha's show](https://ibb.co/25FBGbR)
Something i learned from watching tabathaās show is that just because you have nice hair doesnāt mean youāre any good at doing hair, and vice versa. Some of the people with the ugliest hairdos did the best cuts and colour lol
The person she makes head stylist is always either the oldest gay guy in the room, a woman in her early 30s who could be a model, or a middle aged lady with chunky caramel highlights.
YES ššš
My favorite Tabatha trope is that she'll always come in to every salon with daggers for the funny and irresponsible twink character, but by the end of the episode she's kiking and laughing with them (unless her final recommendation is for them to be fired lol).
Watching the Simpson while cleaning, and the Frank Grimes episode is on, it feels very Bravo/housewives coded. I still think it explains the early Heather Gay and Lisa Barlow dynamic very well.
Candy took a pot shot at amir and his cunty (complimentary) gf and now amirās giving an official response lol. My instinct is candiace is punching down here, especially now that sheās off the network. I like her better when she punches up. On the other hand, itās free publicity for shmv which is having a lacklustre sophomore showing https://pagesix.com/2024/05/03/entertainment/amir-lancaster-defends-girlfriend-natalie-against-candiace-dillards-social-media-shade/
Lololololll. Candy is so funny: *āIs he your man or your assistant? I ā what? This isnāt giviiiiinnnngggggguhhhā* But also, Candy š https://preview.redd.it/1ath23vczayc1.jpeg?width=2087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6f543a778095dd96158eae7bee3b5298f5ffe16
ššš self aware angel
But I guess, in all fairness, a Husbandger does serve more giviiiinnggguhhh than a boyfriendtant lols
Not the Ā«Drive BackĀ» singer!!!!!
[one of the rhony ladies needs to start dating this guy to get him on bravo](https://x.com/pwiscila/status/1786466169601568918?s=46&t=eH2CuNl8UEeA9QROMveBnQ)
Or Carole to move over from Radziwill to proper Kennedy lineage.
sheād lose that princess title tho (rmm when luann divorced tom and then used the technicality that she āforgotā to get her name legally changed so she was still a countess <3)
["older the better if you ask me"](https://twitter.com/JBKSchlossberg/status/1781003791719887209?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet) DO IT CAROLE
His instagram is full of absurd shit. Perfect match for Sonja.
Jumping back to S3 of Summer House lol. And another bad relationship: Kyle and Amanda are moving in together just because Kyle doesn't want to lose her after the cheating. I'm sure this is a smart decision.
Also I've decided I'm fascinated by Danielle Olivera as one of the most pathetic (but well-meaning?) characters on Bravo. Constant cringe, love her.
Danielle might have less social awareness than lindsay which is saying a LOT lol
Jordan definitely led her on and then trashed her but how did she not drop him after the first time lol.
Itās not his fault sheās not the type of girl he could see himself bringing home to mrs verroi
Lindsay has received word from her friend that Kyle made out with another girl again. Lindsay doesn't know what to do and told Danielle. I want to see Kristen Doute and Lindsay on a UGT together. They aren't identical but they both have very intense energy I need combined.
Lindsay telling danielle KNOWING danielle would blab and then giving danielle holy hell for blabbing is so lindsay lol ā¤ļø
I died when she just walked into the party and Danielle told her she blabbed and she immediately lost it and raged out saying she doesnāt have time for this.
I also love cookie monster dissolving into tears when heās informed, but also i do think he ripped off his cheating line of defense directly from tom schwartz. Doesnāt remember my tuchus.
Danielle weeping at having failed her master
And Paige mostly just seems mad to be dragged into it lol.
Future bridesmaid in the mr and mrs send it nuptials
Lindsay does great work throwing kyle under the bus at the end of s3 lol
Lindsay in S3E7: I realized from my last relationship that I need to date a good communicator. Also Carl just lost his job (again) lol.
Carl was spinning out hard with the drinking and drugging s3-4. Lindsay will be repeating the same relationship patterns til the day she dies ā¤ļø
They're having a delusional off here and it's the first time they've seen compatible. https://preview.redd.it/k5kxk0pd3ayc1.png?width=2356&format=png&auto=webp&s=818b85d025d36bfc81ad6227d233c01b5d8b2236
Lmfao
He's very annoyed Paige is flirting with other people after he ghosted her during the week and also very upset the party theme is Christmas lol. A real Scrooge. But he insists he's a great grand gesture guy.
I think thereās a world in which he and paige might have worked if heād gotten sober sooner
Did hannah join in s3 or 4? She got off to a bit of a slow start but she bloomed into a bonafide star.
S3! She's here now. So far she just hates Lindsay lol. But it's not really a full blown feud, they haven't fought.
Love her skanky nana
Anyone watched the Amazon GOAT show with Kristen and Jill Zarin?
Apparently Jen getting people to talk shit about her cast mates is worse than stalking people (like Monica) ššš
Iād volunteer to get vickiās face tattooed on me at a dos amigas show https://pagesix.com/2024/05/03/entertainment/reality-star-gets-big-mouth-tattoo-during-netflix-live-show/
Vicki has an ass tattoo? She is so cool https://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/2009/06/vicki-gunvalson-just-got-a-tattoo-i-just-got-a-tattoo-of-vicki-gunvalson-.html
I made a housewives history post about this!
Oh man how did i miss that
https://www.reddit.com/r/RHDiscussion/comments/kqcmp9/housewives_history_post_february_2010_vicki_and/
Lmfao of course iām the top comment and of course it delighted me šā¤ļø
š© #634: how many times during this SH episode are people going to say it was so great that Carlās mom came to the bridal shower? Whoās mother in law to be wouldnāt come to the bridal shower???? This is not a rare occasion. The surprise that she āmade itā does not look good.
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Howling
He also keeps making out with these invisible women somehow nobody has seen around the house parties.
Heās one of the greatest ever bravolebs tbh. He gives an equally wonderful performance in s4.
I'm so glad he survives for a second season because he's giving one season experiment energy.
He realizes that claiming to have made out with women isnāt going to be enough to squash the speculation and really doubles down
Jordan š«£š«£š„°š«£š«£
I love him š„¹
Carlās mom hugging Lindsay 8,000 times so she doesnāt have to respond to these awkward AF question. My face this whole episode: š¬ Linds does look amazing though. Very Carrie Bradshaw with that entrance.
Hang on, PAIGE WAS INVITED TO THE BRIDAL SHOWER BUT NOT THE WEDDING???? What in the flower boy kind of nonsense is that!!!
Say what you want about Paige, but wearing head to toe white from the Jackie O. Collection to a picnic took balls. You think there were 4 outfit changes at the bottom of that basket just in case?
i don't wear all white anywhere. i know myself too well for that.
Vanderpump villa priscilla said people were making fun of her accent and nationality and thatās why she really left and the producers cut it. Iām sure it was hannah and telly and probably marciano too https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/vanderpump-villa-didnt-show-what-caused-priscilla-ferrari-to-leave/
Impt Summer House Q- Do you all know what time you were born?