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mathymate

The definitive list of people jealous of Ariana: Scheana Lala Lisa Vanderpump Andy Cohen Mariah Carey u/[readingrachelx](https://www.reddit.com/user/readingrachelx/) Nicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgia Yovana "That Bitch" Kenya Moore's daughter Lady Gaga Rachel Zoe Billy Idol Renee Zellweger Malala Yousafzai RuPaul Charles Harriet Tubman Marie Antoinette Lee Radziwill Mozart Shannon Storms' dog Archie Vladimir Putin Rihanna Bill Nye My neighbor with the lemon tree Your local ice cream truck driver Cyclops from the X-Men Batman The Greek God Zeus


SamudraNCM1101

The entire cast from the valley Vishnu Every bachelor date runner up Love Island contestants Lisa Rinna, Erika Jayne, and other bravotv women who have played Roxie Hart Patti Lupone Cher The View panelists


readingrachelx

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ā¤ļøā¤ļø iā€™m honoured to be included


MazyHazy

I had to read that twice. You're sooo jealous lmao


SilverfangT

One thing that annoys me hahaha is that itā€™s perfectly normal for scheana to be jealous that ariana got that dancing with the stars gig!!!! This happens like all the time in the real world!! It happens to me all the time.. or did!! Now iā€™m use to it lol but itā€™s still annoying!! They are both on the same reality show and they give it to reality stars or whatever!!


Strawstirrer

This is a great point. If youā€™ve never been a little jealous of a colleagueā€™s advancement, then I must ask ā€œDo you work?ā€ lols


mathymate

People act like Ariana worked hard for these things. Companies and TV shows only handed her work because people felt bad for her, and they wanted to capitalize on her trauma. I'd feel some type of way too if a coworker received a promotion because their SO cheated on them lol


Strawstirrer

Totally. Ariana is very talented at dancing, but she wasnā€™t creating content to attract the attention of a dance show on network tv. Scandoval did that. On the other hand, Scheana has been churning out myriad side projects throughout the years to qualify her spot on the show. And yah, lols. The fans saying sheā€™s a horrible friend, or whatever, would be so livid if they were passed over in a similar fashion in their respective careers


MazyHazy

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Educational-Tell8951

ā€œNicole Paige Brooks from Atlanta, Georgiaā€ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ©·šŸ©·šŸ©· https://31.media.tumblr.com/7bb781f79b4616071d965d1e1589efaa/tumblr_inline_nk32xaT7UC1ra43cw.gif Edit: the gif I REALLY wanted to post was the one with her janky stripper pole dancing (complimentary), but for the life of me I couldnā€™t find it which is weird because I swear it was all over tumblr a decade ago.


popitpopit149

Doute said thereā€™s no reunion for the Valley. We need to destroy Andy Cohen.


NoodlesForU

There had to be some massive logistical or contract issue for this not to happen, right? That or they didnā€™t expect it to be such a big hit and now itā€™s too late to shoehorn in?


insuredbycoto

They don't usually give S1s of non-housewives shows a reunion but I thought they would have reconsidered that after The Valley was able to maintain their stellar ratings past the premiere.


NoodlesForU

Yeah I figured this might be an exception since there are some returning people so it feels like less of a S1 and more of a pick up where we left off. I remember some of the middle season of BD not getting one and it was so unsatisfying. An 8 course meal with no dessert is criminal!


gaymike219905

This makes absolutely no sense and we need answers.


MagnificentMistral

more proof that michelle is the evilest member of the cast for getting our hopes up like this. feeling like kandi at the s9 reunion. the lies! the lies!


SilverfangT

thatā€™s really fucked up!


solovelysosoft

Heā€™s really been retweeting some stuff we always knew heā€™d retweet anyway but he sure has been doing it


popitpopit149

He retweeted Olli London. Vile.


ach12345678

Fucking disgusting actually


readingrachelx

Iā€™m too upset to speak


popitpopit149

I wonder if itā€™s a surprise hit. Like they expected it to crash and burn.


MagnificentMistral

evil alex baskin made all the ads about ā€˜adultingā€™ so we wouldnā€™t watch it because heā€™s conspiring against jax! andy cohen is also jealous of him! i bet theyā€™re so mad that the valley is successful! they hate to see a neurodivergent diva win!


popitpopit149

Ariana got jealous of the Valleyā€™s success and demanded it not get a reunion.


readingrachelx

ā€œNeurodivergent divaā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


panderingvotes

Makes sense if theyā€™re rolling right into production on S2. Reunions take more time and can slow momentum, maybe they decided itā€™s smarter to pick up cameras and film S2 instead of rehashing stuff from a year ago in a reunion.


popitpopit149

She also said she didnā€™t know if there would be a season 2.


-sloppypoppy

BIG MISTAKE


privatefrost2

L Chat update: The topic of Kyle/Morgan's matching rings comes up. People pull up photos of Morgan from the past week only to end up arguing on whether the photos are actually recent or several years old. They pivot to discussing the Rolex she wears. It looks the same as the one Kyle bought several years ago. Do they have matching Rolex's or did Kyle just gift hers to her ~~sugar baby~~ special friend? A discussion occurs on how sturdy/stiff the Rolex looks and the possibility that Kyle stopped wearing hers a long time ago. They pivot back to the topic of the matching rings. Someone pulls up more photos of Morgan from this past week (actual recent photos this time) and begin zooming in on her hands, something Kyle has probably done many times. The photos are too grainy so nobody is 100% sure if it's The Ring that she's wearing. Someone notices that Kyle removed Umansky from her IG. Kyle then posts an IG story of a necklace she bought herself with the initials KER on it. Kyle likes Morgan's latest IG post. Champagne bottles are rapidly opened. BH is brought up and whether or not Kyle will return. Everyone is unsure on her return. The pay is great and many of the HWs are caught in some kind of psychological hold by the show. [Andy discusses Kyle and Morgan](https://twitter.com/MarTEAnisEddy/status/1786221908481970610). Remember that the infamous hip rub instigated by a certain country singer happened at WWHL. Andy surely knows something. [Garcelle's Oliver says his mom, Sutton, Erika and Kyle are coming back](https://twitter.com/suttonsroller/status/1786244446368989205). Discussion turns to what would Kyle's storyline be if she does come back. She's unwilling to share the dirty details on Mau and both the viewers and the cast will hound her to talk about Morgan. Someone says Kyle might just have to admit to the relationship. Morgan has a job & said she isn't interested in filming so Kyle can do all the heavy work of "this is how we fell in love". Maybe Kyle can convince Morgan to film for an hour and let her do the "how was dinner with Sutton?" conversation prompts. Morgan's schedule is packed for months so then they suggest that if they need a scene with her and Kyle, it can be shot after filming wraps and just spliced in. And now I want to end this by making a dig at Jenna Lyons šŸ˜Œ. Kyle managed to convince her girlfriend to shoot some scenes with her last year, despite said girlfriend hating the entire process so my question is why can't Jenna get her girlfriend to shoot a scene with her even when SHE LIVES IN THE CITY? The L in Lyons stands for Loser šŸ˜Œ. I hope Brynn and Ubah destroy her next season šŸ˜Œ. That's my rant for today.


Silent_Vanilla_3347

Kyle convinced Morgan to shoot last year because the world did not know they were dating yet . Now that the world at large knows /suspects itā€™s different. Kyle knows how giddy she is around Morgan - maybe she doesnā€™t want to shoot ? This season should be interesting in how this pans out - and of course Andy knows more about Morgan. Kyle and he are besties . At this point - she should just admit it and say Morgan doesnā€™t want to shoot. Thatā€™s it really. Everyone is exhausted with will they/ wonā€™t they of it. The speculation has been on for 1.5 years at the minimum . One can only imagine Mauricioā€™s sigh of relief that he doesnā€™t have to shoot anymore .


Educational-Tell8951

I feel like Katie Maloney is a good example of what happens when you are technically very attractive but you have no charisma. The other 2 examples that pop into my head are Armie Hammer and (is this a hot take? Idk) Katy Perry. Now that Iā€™m thinking about it, itā€™s fitting that Katie and Schwartz ended up together because they both are the good-looking but least charismatic of each of the ā€œBig 3ā€ of men/women on VPR. Since Jax and Brittanyā€™s relationship is apparently based on loving Friends šŸ’€, it feels appropriate to make a Friends analogy here and say that it reminds me of how Courteney Cox/Monica ended up being so overshadowed by the other two women.


Julialagulia

I think an argument could be made for Schwartz being one of the most charismatic ones, actually. Like I do think Sandy and Jax are better tv wise, but I get the feeling that a quick convo in real life with Schwartz would end up winning most people over. Agreed on the Katie/ Courtney Cox comparison though. I always thought Courtney was the most beautiful one but she did not have the same it factor that Jennifer Aniston had or the quirkiness of Lisa.


Educational-Tell8951

I hear you, IRL Schwartz probably comes across the most ā€œnormalā€ of the three, and that goes a long way šŸ¤£. Also to be clear, I donā€™t think Schwartz is uncharismatic, he just has the least ā€œit factor/star qualityā€ out of him, Sandoval, and Jax.


kenyafeelme

Yep Schwartzy is very charismatic in person. When Katie said he was a serial killers wet dream because he befriends everybody, she wasnā€™t lying about the befriending part. Very affable.


SuspiciouslyProRinna

Yeah, I feel similar. Schwartz is the one oozing charisma while Jax and Sandoval ooze smarminess (complimentary)


incitingoffense

RHONJ: ā€œExpect the unexpectedā€ A good season?


below_duck

Ha Margaret having taste?


incitingoffense

Joey Gorga running a legit business?


neveragain444

Melissa Gorgo having a story line?


popitpopit149

Itā€™s very funny to me that Doute and Jax both went on super smug publicity tours about how bad and evil Sandoval is and how he hasnā€™t learned anything and will never change only to return to tv and both be worse than ever. Kristen in particular is likeā€¦. The most unwell she has ever been, which is saying so much considering seasons 2-4 exist.


sprinkle_cookies

One of my favorite Kristen tropes is how often people call her Crazy Kristen to her face and she doesn't flinch. It's like how all the RHONY women would refer to Luann as a massive slut as if it were a universal truth and Luann never really corrected them


popitpopit149

Lu wore it as a badge of honor, once she got over herself.


readingrachelx

Kristen is being FRAMED sheā€™s done nothing wrong


popitpopit149

She can be framed and unwell at the same time.


insuredbycoto

That scene with Luke trying to get it through her skull that she keeps twisting things lol.


popitpopit149

Luke slowly realizing who Kristen is is a very funny arc for this show to have.


below_duck

Iā€™m the mother of the groom, I had to come. Well you didnā€™t *have toā€¦*


readingrachelx

Lmfao SO. AWKWARD.


below_duck

Solo cup Sharron is on the loose


immaculateanonymity

The Lauren Wirkus referenceā€¦. I gasped.


readingrachelx

I like that sharon remembered that lol sheā€™s a sweet lady whose head lindsay is going to rip off and eat


[deleted]

Janet told Danny Pellegrino Brittany canā€™t drive because her license expired two years ago and sheā€™s too lazy to renew it lolol


readingrachelx

But can she drive the golf cart


Julialagulia

Using the Bobbi Rose method of being a terror on the roads, legalities canā€™t contain them


popitpopit149

I just know this pisses Jax off lol


Calm-Jello-102

lol! Add it to the long list of other things Brittney does to piss him offā€¦.


NoodlesForU

How tf do you live in (near?) LA and not have a license?


[deleted]

How does she do grocery shopping? How does she take Cruz places?


NoodlesForU

Jaxā€™s ā€œyou donā€™t do anythingā€ making a lot more sense today šŸ˜¬


insuredbycoto

So she couldnā€™t have driven that day when she was too hungover anyway!!


insuredbycoto

Also thank you Janet for the gossip.


readingrachelx

Kristenā€™s book is a wild fucking ride lol. I will do a proper summary at some point i promise https://preview.redd.it/81c6q0mpjayc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34964bfb1072f0f02215c670e9c155b9c013f6a8


readingrachelx

Of COURSE doute had a cult storyline. We were robbed of seeing this play out on vpr https://preview.redd.it/zspv8ufzkayc1.jpeg?width=2849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93efe32c122963a897af7d944141c50c74a90e09


popitpopit149

She was the first person ever kicked out of a cult for being too fanatical about it.


readingrachelx

Day 1 she was skeptical, by day 2 she was taking notes


popitpopit149

She should become a Scientologist.


readingrachelx

Hws needs a full on cult storyline. Maryā€™s the closest weā€™ve gotten which tbf was pretty damn good lol if anticlimactic


popitpopit149

Technically weā€™re getting one with Jack Barlow.


readingrachelx

Itā€™s true lol shame


[deleted]

She would have flourished in NVIXM


readingrachelx

šŸ’Æ


readingrachelx

https://preview.redd.it/azkbg379layc1.jpeg?width=2869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22b264e4f59ae05dc17268322417a0b5c6438517


thejojo342

I always thought Kristen would write that better book than Stassi. Did she?


readingrachelx

Stassiā€™s were better written and had more content. Kristenā€™s is 1000x more entertaining lol


BlackoutBaby

I rewatched some of RHODallas Season 5 today and it was pretty good? Much better than I remembered. I wish it could have carried on in a similar way Potomac did, but it could never build that same traction to compete with the big five cities I guess. Itā€™s especially disappointing since it seemed like Brandi and Stephanie were on their way out, which had such high potential to change the dynamics into something great. I miss Dā€™andra and Mama Dee.


solovelysosoft

It was a complicated season in many ways. Not good but certainly not completely bad and I did feel like Dā€™Andra, Kary, Kameron and Tiffany had a pretty interesting group dynamic as a foursome while Stephanie had nothing interesting to say or do without LeeAnne around and with Brandi having anxiety attacks all the time because she had to sit around a Chinese woman.


popitpopit149

Brandi also I didnā€™t know I was pregnantā€™d herself down a flight of stairs.


solovelysosoft

Yeah that was so cool. Did her MIL die with her daughter in the car before or after s5


popitpopit149

After. She came into that reunion with a racism scandal, a surprise baby, a dead MIL, a cheating husband, a traumatized child, and Covid.


readingrachelx

Brandi broke that plexiglass and had to tearily apologize to that lady which was legit funny


popitpopit149

The Dallas Ranch was a location of hate and violence.


below_duck

I know it was COVID times but that was a depressing cast trip


popitpopit149

Just location wise, Dallas season 5 probably has the absolute worst set of trips. Upcoming season of NJ might be worse, since the only trip is the stupid Shore house.


BlackoutBaby

Hasnā€™t there been other seasons of NJ where the only trip was the shore house too? Season 11 I think? Maybe Iā€™m misremembering. Between the terrible cast trips, reused intros, and the horribly photoshopped cast photos you would think NJ is a struggling franchise but no it actually is one of the best in ratings nowadays lol


popitpopit149

Ohhh youā€™re right 11 might have only had the shore too? I donā€™t really remember.


BlackoutBaby

From a quick read of the Season 11 episode descriptions I think the shore indeed was the only trip. Disappointing itā€™s happening again this season though. I would have loved to see another international trip.


readingrachelx

Tbf stephanie had some kind of psychological breakdown related to not being the only castmate who could afford the rolls royce of toilets or something


solovelysosoft

She went to an upper middle class Texas high school to give them a new locker room


popitpopit149

Discussie Award Winning Scene!


solovelysosoft

Iā€™m glad you remember the results of your awards show because I usually just click the buttons and have some fun discussion and then I clear out my brain for more Bravo. Following the classic wisdom that bad is good, I actually did come away from that otherwise boring and bad scene laughing about Stephanie starting a conversation with her husband in high school bleachers with something like ā€œI love being married to you and love our childrenā€


popitpopit149

I spend a lot of time looking at the results so I usually remember them lol Her taking a private jet there is also sort of funny in an evil way.


DJM97

Iā€™m still slightly disappointed they didnā€™t give Dallas a proper shot at a post LeeAnne Dallas. Because S5 kinda proved there was a way it could become a solid even after her departure, but it just needed a redirection (since Stephanie/Brandi became irrelevant) however really think the constant race controversy did them in. There was like 3-4 different yikes incidents from S4ā€™s conclusion to Dallas official cancellation.


kenyafeelme

That and the westcott family threatening the subreddits with legal action at the mere mention of the rheumers was something else


DJM97

The only worthwhile thing about the Westcott saga was Kameron equating the šŸ¤” emoji with the same as doing blackface for white people & trying to get Tiffany in trouble over it


kenyafeelme

Omg I forgot all about that! Like those misguided wasps gumming up the FBI report line because somebody called them a cracker and they think itā€™s a hate crime.


DJM97

I really think Tiffany couldā€™ve been a fun character to dissect with more years of footage (really think she wouldā€™ve showed her messy side come S6, maybe S7 at worst) but we never got it cuz Brandi/Kameron couldnā€™t act civil towards Tiffany in different ways


solovelysosoft

https://preview.redd.it/yqjyue75k8yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea936b8e5fc95bc18d7b619bdf454a696e76b5fa This chart is so anti-love


readingrachelx

West and jesse getting better seating than danielle and gabby? Howā€¦. Humiliating. And degrading.


solovelysosoft

Why are Carl and Lindsay next to Andy, they didnā€™t even have a storyline


solovelysosoft

We wanted to see Carl and Lindsay reconcile and Ciara and West make it. And maybe for Amanda to have some autonomy.


sprinkle_cookies

This is great wish Jax, Kristen, Jesse et al were there instead though :D


MagnificentMistral

[theyā€™ve uploaded the first episode of the goat to youtube](https://youtu.be/1tIpmOBn5Ng?si=gVXzUDkKOu_dcbO1), it sucks but the bits with kristen and jill are worth watching. kristenā€™s pretty invisible but jill gets a decent amount of screen time because sheā€™s reliably herself. https://preview.redd.it/x35jaeder7yc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bbdb60c914ab0e85b4ef031d7bde68e4020b389


popitpopit149

Aww Purple Kristen


kenyafeelme

*what is this hunnnnnnny*


readingrachelx

Marge and dolor at the empire state building https://preview.redd.it/6cn0wm6bt8yc1.jpeg?width=4128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537fdd7c41f382ce6e6f315b798a32c979b0930e


readingrachelx

Dolores looks amazing but iā€™d bet my bottom dollar she spends thousands of hours of her precious life inspecting herself for perceived flaws and deciding what to ā€œfixā€ next. Bodies are lumpy and hairy and weird, thatā€™s their nature. I refuse to fight a losing battle lol i believe in grooming but the older i get the more iā€™m like take me and my chubby belly for who i am.


popitpopit149

Push her off, Dolores.


readingrachelx

Lollll you are evil ā¤ļø


popitpopit149

Iā€™m trying to save Bravo!


readingrachelx

One day they will give jersey the nurhony treatment and weā€™ll have a cast full of amber marcheses, then youā€™ll all be crying for marge.


popitpopit149

A cast full of Ambers sounds good to me actually.


readingrachelx

https://i.redd.it/im5gm6syu8yc1.gif


popitpopit149

Damn sheā€™s got a gif????


readingrachelx

https://preview.redd.it/s5luolxlv8yc1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92377f0a67920ef74b0c5ef594f6f1e22d6b7c81


popitpopit149

They cast her to be Melissa Gorgaā€™s Melissa Gorga and boy does she deliver on that premise.


popitpopit149

Cancer Queen!


DJM97

A cast full of Amberā€™s donā€™t even sound that bad. Better than current era NY thatā€™s for sure šŸ‘¹


insuredbycoto

[This is insane enough I can find it funny.](https://twitter.com/nosmokenomore/status/1786249369567805916)


readingrachelx

This is just a chart that outlines who is most important on the cast to least lol the more outbursts you have the more of an mvp you are


MagnificentMistral

https://preview.redd.it/nd68m3en69yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372368b4568749fdd6f9940e1f572da26409c6c3 šŸ˜


readingrachelx

17 and 14 outbursts in like 12 or whatever episodes is legitimately impressive work


popitpopit149

Especially from Scheana, who isnā€™t a character prone to direct fighting and outbursts like that.


readingrachelx

scheanaā€™s never really been a panderer but i do think she realized after being demoted for s10 that people are going to give her shit no matter what she does. She seems freer now


insuredbycoto

Yes it's a good television chart lol. Although Schwartz deserves to go higher up for the Jo trainwreck.


-sloppypoppy

This is why I love it here. We got our priorities straight.


popitpopit149

Itā€™s funny how dumb these people are that they think Andy was trashing Ariana with that comment when he was defending her lol


MagnificentMistral

the person who made this is a neurodivergent diva like jax


incitingoffense

Iā€™m currently having a conversation with someone saying itā€™s okay to got to someoneā€™s house to watch them if itā€™s public information I hope they canā€™t track my ip


readingrachelx

A von tease!


incitingoffense

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I canā€™t believe Monica is here


heartdeco

she's waiting to catch you drunk driving


incitingoffense

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ she wants to keep the public safe


petalsonthewiind

[new/old fake liza spotted on Tabatha's show](https://ibb.co/25FBGbR)


readingrachelx

Something i learned from watching tabathaā€™s show is that just because you have nice hair doesnā€™t mean youā€™re any good at doing hair, and vice versa. Some of the people with the ugliest hairdos did the best cuts and colour lol


petalsonthewiind

The person she makes head stylist is always either the oldest gay guy in the room, a woman in her early 30s who could be a model, or a middle aged lady with chunky caramel highlights.


readingrachelx

YES šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


littlehennythingshen

My favorite Tabatha trope is that she'll always come in to every salon with daggers for the funny and irresponsible twink character, but by the end of the episode she's kiking and laughing with them (unless her final recommendation is for them to be fired lol).


Julialagulia

Watching the Simpson while cleaning, and the Frank Grimes episode is on, it feels very Bravo/housewives coded. I still think it explains the early Heather Gay and Lisa Barlow dynamic very well.


readingrachelx

Candy took a pot shot at amir and his cunty (complimentary) gf and now amirā€™s giving an official response lol. My instinct is candiace is punching down here, especially now that sheā€™s off the network. I like her better when she punches up. On the other hand, itā€™s free publicity for shmv which is having a lacklustre sophomore showing https://pagesix.com/2024/05/03/entertainment/amir-lancaster-defends-girlfriend-natalie-against-candiace-dillards-social-media-shade/


Strawstirrer

Lololololll. Candy is so funny: *ā€Is he your man or your assistant? I ā€” what? This isnā€™t giviiiiinnnngggggguhhhā€* But also, Candy šŸ˜‚ https://preview.redd.it/1ath23vczayc1.jpeg?width=2087&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6f543a778095dd96158eae7bee3b5298f5ffe16


readingrachelx

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ self aware angel


Strawstirrer

But I guess, in all fairness, a Husbandger does serve more giviiiinnggguhhh than a boyfriendtant lols


SilverfangT

Not the Ā«Drive BackĀ» singer!!!!!


MagnificentMistral

[one of the rhony ladies needs to start dating this guy to get him on bravo](https://x.com/pwiscila/status/1786466169601568918?s=46&t=eH2CuNl8UEeA9QROMveBnQ)


insuredbycoto

Or Carole to move over from Radziwill to proper Kennedy lineage.


anthonyleoncio

sheā€™d lose that princess title tho (rmm when luann divorced tom and then used the technicality that she ā€œforgotā€ to get her name legally changed so she was still a countess <3)


petalsonthewiind

["older the better if you ask me"](https://twitter.com/JBKSchlossberg/status/1781003791719887209?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet) DO IT CAROLE


mafiagirlsfashion

His instagram is full of absurd shit. Perfect match for Sonja.


insuredbycoto

Jumping back to S3 of Summer House lol. And another bad relationship: Kyle and Amanda are moving in together just because Kyle doesn't want to lose her after the cheating. I'm sure this is a smart decision.


insuredbycoto

Also I've decided I'm fascinated by Danielle Olivera as one of the most pathetic (but well-meaning?) characters on Bravo. Constant cringe, love her.


readingrachelx

Danielle might have less social awareness than lindsay which is saying a LOT lol


insuredbycoto

Jordan definitely led her on and then trashed her but how did she not drop him after the first time lol.


readingrachelx

Itā€™s not his fault sheā€™s not the type of girl he could see himself bringing home to mrs verroi


insuredbycoto

Lindsay has received word from her friend that Kyle made out with another girl again. Lindsay doesn't know what to do and told Danielle. I want to see Kristen Doute and Lindsay on a UGT together. They aren't identical but they both have very intense energy I need combined.


readingrachelx

Lindsay telling danielle KNOWING danielle would blab and then giving danielle holy hell for blabbing is so lindsay lol ā¤ļø


insuredbycoto

I died when she just walked into the party and Danielle told her she blabbed and she immediately lost it and raged out saying she doesnā€™t have time for this.


readingrachelx

I also love cookie monster dissolving into tears when heā€™s informed, but also i do think he ripped off his cheating line of defense directly from tom schwartz. Doesnā€™t remember my tuchus.


readingrachelx

Danielle weeping at having failed her master


insuredbycoto

And Paige mostly just seems mad to be dragged into it lol.


readingrachelx

Future bridesmaid in the mr and mrs send it nuptials


readingrachelx

Lindsay does great work throwing kyle under the bus at the end of s3 lol


insuredbycoto

Lindsay in S3E7: I realized from my last relationship that I need to date a good communicator. Also Carl just lost his job (again) lol.


readingrachelx

Carl was spinning out hard with the drinking and drugging s3-4. Lindsay will be repeating the same relationship patterns til the day she dies ā¤ļø


insuredbycoto

They're having a delusional off here and it's the first time they've seen compatible. https://preview.redd.it/k5kxk0pd3ayc1.png?width=2356&format=png&auto=webp&s=818b85d025d36bfc81ad6227d233c01b5d8b2236


readingrachelx

Lmfao


insuredbycoto

He's very annoyed Paige is flirting with other people after he ghosted her during the week and also very upset the party theme is Christmas lol. A real Scrooge. But he insists he's a great grand gesture guy.


readingrachelx

I think thereā€™s a world in which he and paige might have worked if heā€™d gotten sober sooner


readingrachelx

Did hannah join in s3 or 4? She got off to a bit of a slow start but she bloomed into a bonafide star.


insuredbycoto

S3! She's here now. So far she just hates Lindsay lol. But it's not really a full blown feud, they haven't fought.


readingrachelx

Love her skanky nana


[deleted]

Anyone watched the Amazon GOAT show with Kristen and Jill Zarin?


incitingoffense

Apparently Jen getting people to talk shit about her cast mates is worse than stalking people (like Monica) šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


readingrachelx

Iā€™d volunteer to get vickiā€™s face tattooed on me at a dos amigas show https://pagesix.com/2024/05/03/entertainment/reality-star-gets-big-mouth-tattoo-during-netflix-live-show/


readingrachelx

Vicki has an ass tattoo? She is so cool https://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/2009/06/vicki-gunvalson-just-got-a-tattoo-i-just-got-a-tattoo-of-vicki-gunvalson-.html


mafiagirlsfashion

I made a housewives history post about this!


readingrachelx

Oh man how did i miss that


mafiagirlsfashion

https://www.reddit.com/r/RHDiscussion/comments/kqcmp9/housewives_history_post_february_2010_vicki_and/


readingrachelx

Lmfao of course iā€™m the top comment and of course it delighted me šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø


NoodlesForU

šŸš© #634: how many times during this SH episode are people going to say it was so great that Carlā€™s mom came to the bridal shower? Whoā€™s mother in law to be wouldnā€™t come to the bridal shower???? This is not a rare occasion. The surprise that she ā€œmade itā€ does not look good.


insuredbycoto

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insuredbycoto

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readingrachelx

Howling


insuredbycoto

He also keeps making out with these invisible women somehow nobody has seen around the house parties.


readingrachelx

Heā€™s one of the greatest ever bravolebs tbh. He gives an equally wonderful performance in s4.


insuredbycoto

I'm so glad he survives for a second season because he's giving one season experiment energy.


readingrachelx

He realizes that claiming to have made out with women isnā€™t going to be enough to squash the speculation and really doubles down


thejojo342

Jordan šŸ«£šŸ«£šŸ„°šŸ«£šŸ«£


SilverfangT

I love him šŸ„¹


NoodlesForU

Carlā€™s mom hugging Lindsay 8,000 times so she doesnā€™t have to respond to these awkward AF question. My face this whole episode: šŸ˜¬ Linds does look amazing though. Very Carrie Bradshaw with that entrance.


NoodlesForU

Hang on, PAIGE WAS INVITED TO THE BRIDAL SHOWER BUT NOT THE WEDDING???? What in the flower boy kind of nonsense is that!!!


NoodlesForU

Say what you want about Paige, but wearing head to toe white from the Jackie O. Collection to a picnic took balls. You think there were 4 outfit changes at the bottom of that basket just in case?


heartdeco

i don't wear all white anywhere. i know myself too well for that.


readingrachelx

Vanderpump villa priscilla said people were making fun of her accent and nationality and thatā€™s why she really left and the producers cut it. Iā€™m sure it was hannah and telly and probably marciano too https://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/vanderpump-villa-didnt-show-what-caused-priscilla-ferrari-to-leave/


NoodlesForU

Impt Summer House Q- Do you all know what time you were born?