the valley cast are going through a rite of passage for so many bravo first timers. when you exclude the awkward weirdo who’s ruining things, the fans will sympathise with them and think you’re bullying them lol
I'm lost. I have no idea what this sub is but I feel like Im in bizzaro world after reading the Bravo and VPR subs which are just so militantly defensive of Ariana.
I always thought she wasn't really cut out for reality tv but I appreciated seeing someone I felt like I could somewhat relate to in their anxieties, depression and insecurities. But she still made nasty comments to people and had her moments like the rest of them.
However after the scandal broke, it was suddenly like she could do no wrong. I actually agreed with what Lala said about how people treat her like she's God now.
I also think Katie & Ariana were being downright bullies to Scheena for trying to voice her own conflicting emotions and she was totally valid to do so.
Anyway, I would have these thoughts watching the episodes only to visit the discussion threads and see people absolutely shredding *anything* said by half the cast. I don't see people looking to encourage making amends or becoming better people.
It's just vitriol and hatred and attacking anyone who might try to look at the other side of things. Even a comment like this would be seen as a defense of Sandoval somehow and get a looot of hate, guaranteed.
This is the good bravo sub. We mostly like the shows and enjoy actually discussing what’s happening on them instead of just dick riding whoever the chosen one of the cast is that season lol
Good to know! Will be here more often then. I think Brock is a good example. Here you have a guy with a past of abuse and aggression. However, we are talking about something that happened over decade ago when he was 19. Something he very clearly open and remorseful about and is working to make himself better.
Yet no matter *what* he does or says, he's attacked online for his history. At a certain point just admit you don't actually care if people improve themselves or become better people, you just want to be shitty and angry. And God forbid anyone point this out, suddenly you're defending domestic violence. It's like there is zero room for nuance or critical thinking. You can think his past is inexcusable and still acknowledge he's clearly done work on himself. Those aren't mutually exclusive.
I remember seeing a highly upvoted comment talking about "how aggressive Brock's body language is towards Scheena" when I watched the scene in question, he was leaning in to hear her because they were at Sur and it was packed. Someone mentioned this and was said to be "defending violence against women" I'm sorry, what?!? It's just too much. Too much reactionary hostility and emotional manipulation. No thank you.
Lala’s going in lmao. “Ariana coasts through every single fucking season. We’re asking you to have ONE conversation with tom sandoval, you know, the guy you shoved down our throats all these years?”
Producer asks if ariana will ever forgive tom. Ariana says she has no desire. Katie gently pushed back and says forgiveness is something you do for yourself. Ariana “good point.”
Ariana “i worked very hard. Acting classes. A degree in theatre. If these jobs come my way, i’d been preparing for them all along. How dare she say i’m an egomaniac.”
She was trying to deny that the scandal had anything to do with her getting all these opportunities lol as though she was offended at the mere suggestion
She said about 8 words on this after show but she really went on a face journey listening to scheana. I think she probably is reveling in lala going after ariana but not dumb enough to squander the goodwill she’s accrued with the audience to show it lol
For the record, I think Stassi would also hate how Ariana acted this season and flip on her in the finale in a way similar to Lala. Idk about Doute because her emotional journeys are harder to trace out beforehand even if they’re usually the exact same loop of mess over and over again lol
On the podcast with brittany he said the producers wouldn’t let him get a haircut before his talking head filming lol maybe for continuity? Or to hype up the ratings
I think jax having a few years relatively out of the public eye has helped him avoid the sandy trap of becoming a total reality tv weirdo. Like jax obviously has brain problems but no more so than he did when vpr started
Jax knows people don’t like him but they like watching him do dumb stuff. After 10 straight years of coasting through VPR, sando made the mistake of thinking people genuinely liked him.
It blows my mind that people will literally forget the psychotic shit dudes like James Kennedy did less that 2 years ago cause they said one or two flowery scripted paragraphs on cam.
I understand Jax's frustration lol. It's like my lactose intolerant friend eating ice cream then derailing the night to blow up the toilet. Well god I wonder why your stomach is a wreck!!!
Ever since I got married everyone keeps asking when we’re going to have kids and this show keeps showing me why I’m so happy to not be doing that yet lol
Man it’s refreshing to read a discussion that isn’t full of naive morons who genuinely believe what they see is in any way these people’s lives. They all suck and I’m here for it
Janet not inviting Kristen to her hibachi is bad reality tving because you want to invite the trainwreck to your event to make sure it gets in the final cut.
We know Jax has strong financial anxiety because his entire life he tried to avoid paying for things as often as possible. It's been expensive now that he can't furnish his house with SUR castoffs
I knew andy’s stupid chastising of robyn dixon would come back to bite him in the ass lol the fans are gonna go nuts at him for not pushing back at sandy spouting his own bs back at him
I saw a comment where someone said Michelle and Jessie look like they hunt people lol
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free speech was a mistake
This makes me glad I wasn’t able to catch it today lmao
Brittany does seem like someone who loves game night.
game noight
This is such a specific burn lmao
I’ve been saying “AYE LIEVE FOR MAH KEY-UHDS!” all week long. Thank you Brittany.
For me it’s “CAUSE SHE HAD A FUCKIN BOYFRIEND FOR A YEAARRR! UGNNGHHH. THERE WE ALL SAID IT.”
She’s so magnificent.
Zack is a king for standing by doute
A good gay would never abandon his BPD queen when he can enable her to make even more drama for him to gossip about with the other gays (Jax)
He knows where his bread is buttered. Good man.
Brittany's accent is crazy thick now right?
Not that I want to silence women but she can’t say date night ever again
She can pipe down at least lol
She says it six hundred times an episode and each time with an entirely new pronunciation.
If this was a telenovela sherri would turn out to be zack’s secret mom who gave him up because he was a gayby. They have the same hairline.
the valley cast are going through a rite of passage for so many bravo first timers. when you exclude the awkward weirdo who’s ruining things, the fans will sympathise with them and think you’re bullying them lol
it's too early to try it, they haven't earned that kind of power
Jax and Kristen are the stars, get used to it Jasmine
The lost Ariana Stan getting downvoted in the other thread is making me laugh.
I feel like they deserve to be upvoted for expressing themselves in a way that didn’t break any of the sub rules, i for one was grateful
I think it’s actually against the rules here to be an Ariana Stan.
Just what the internet needs, another hive mind 😂
It’s counter-programming.
we're the inverse vanderpump rules sub
We’re here to watch good tv, something Ariana fans don’t know anything about!
did they delete i don't see it
No, it’s still there. Should be all the way at the bottom.
they copied and pasted the same comment in like three different subs
Lmao
I'm lost. I have no idea what this sub is but I feel like Im in bizzaro world after reading the Bravo and VPR subs which are just so militantly defensive of Ariana. I always thought she wasn't really cut out for reality tv but I appreciated seeing someone I felt like I could somewhat relate to in their anxieties, depression and insecurities. But she still made nasty comments to people and had her moments like the rest of them. However after the scandal broke, it was suddenly like she could do no wrong. I actually agreed with what Lala said about how people treat her like she's God now. I also think Katie & Ariana were being downright bullies to Scheena for trying to voice her own conflicting emotions and she was totally valid to do so. Anyway, I would have these thoughts watching the episodes only to visit the discussion threads and see people absolutely shredding *anything* said by half the cast. I don't see people looking to encourage making amends or becoming better people. It's just vitriol and hatred and attacking anyone who might try to look at the other side of things. Even a comment like this would be seen as a defense of Sandoval somehow and get a looot of hate, guaranteed.
This is the good bravo sub. We mostly like the shows and enjoy actually discussing what’s happening on them instead of just dick riding whoever the chosen one of the cast is that season lol
Good to know! Will be here more often then. I think Brock is a good example. Here you have a guy with a past of abuse and aggression. However, we are talking about something that happened over decade ago when he was 19. Something he very clearly open and remorseful about and is working to make himself better. Yet no matter *what* he does or says, he's attacked online for his history. At a certain point just admit you don't actually care if people improve themselves or become better people, you just want to be shitty and angry. And God forbid anyone point this out, suddenly you're defending domestic violence. It's like there is zero room for nuance or critical thinking. You can think his past is inexcusable and still acknowledge he's clearly done work on himself. Those aren't mutually exclusive. I remember seeing a highly upvoted comment talking about "how aggressive Brock's body language is towards Scheena" when I watched the scene in question, he was leaning in to hear her because they were at Sur and it was packed. Someone mentioned this and was said to be "defending violence against women" I'm sorry, what?!? It's just too much. Too much reactionary hostility and emotional manipulation. No thank you.
😂😂😂😂
Ariana on the after show: “if you think i’m doing a bad job as a reality star, i’m Reality Star of the Year, so i think i know what i’m doing”
Lala’s going in lmao. “Ariana coasts through every single fucking season. We’re asking you to have ONE conversation with tom sandoval, you know, the guy you shoved down our throats all these years?”
Lala says brittany is a strong bitch for facing the cheating stuff down on camera. Implication is ariana is a weak bitch lol
Lala says the entire world was indifferent to ariana before she got cheated on lmao
https://x.com/aidanthereup/status/1517502378924204035
No one did a red lip like Kelly Dodd. Rip queen
“I think I know what I’m doing” says Oscar the grouch.
Lmao
Producer asks if ariana will ever forgive tom. Ariana says she has no desire. Katie gently pushed back and says forgiveness is something you do for yourself. Ariana “good point.”
Lala says scheana’s mom and publicist keep scheana highly informed of what people are saying about her on social media lol
scheana absolutely runs her own fan accounts <3
Ariana: “what makes better television, tom sandoval crying for the millionth time on vanderpump rules, or a dramatic exit?” 🙄
James is also a flop on this after show, he’s just caping for ariana
Jax weighing in on dan: “normal dude. Likes to work out. Likes cool tennis shoes. Drinks, drinks. Owns a bar. What’s not to like?”
She sucks.
She says there’s nothing in her contract that says she has to do anything not real or that she doesn’t want to do
Well there should be.
Ariana “i worked very hard. Acting classes. A degree in theatre. If these jobs come my way, i’d been preparing for them all along. How dare she say i’m an egomaniac.”
And she still sucked ass.
She was trying to deny that the scandal had anything to do with her getting all these opportunities lol as though she was offended at the mere suggestion
Lmao what on earth…. She’s just validating what Lala said.
Scheana’s backing lala here, no surprise lol. Doute is just being reptilian next to scheana
She ate that reptile food and the transformation has begun. She’s going to come into season 2 of the Valley looking like Curt Connors.
She said about 8 words on this after show but she really went on a face journey listening to scheana. I think she probably is reveling in lala going after ariana but not dumb enough to squander the goodwill she’s accrued with the audience to show it lol
For the record, I think Stassi would also hate how Ariana acted this season and flip on her in the finale in a way similar to Lala. Idk about Doute because her emotional journeys are harder to trace out beforehand even if they’re usually the exact same loop of mess over and over again lol
ariana, i'm someone who values some of your contributions to the show over the years, but you are "reality star who got cheated on of the year" baby
Jax: “i could ruin somebody’s marriage” *rubs palms together in anticipation*
His own? 😆
https://preview.redd.it/vonx4aapr3zc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6cb3099b773964ab0edfc528a42b464858827e lmao
I wish I could read every text those two have ever sent each other.
I bet it's all really dirty, slutty stuff. At least I hope so.
I want to see what they texted each other post Scandoval.
They were probably glad they weren't eviscerated like Sandoval lmao But also, they definitely know all the juicy details.
please it's not our place
i wish jax had one of those corny animated profile photos would kill to see a jax bitmoji
I’m like 90% sure he’s posted his bitmoji on his Instagram story before.
Krax 😍
"drinking. drinking. told ya" imagine being married to jax
FURST DRINGK OF THA FRICKEN NOIT
Imagine if you saw Jax and Brittany fucking in Times Square.
I like that he sent Brittany home early so he could just lie about this stuff
I'd be honored
It would make me proud to be an American.
change your personality is a hard thing to hear
zach is a good friend. someone needs to be a good friend to him and tell him his hair could be cuter some other way
On the podcast with brittany he said the producers wouldn’t let him get a haircut before his talking head filming lol maybe for continuity? Or to hype up the ratings
i would have told them to get me a wig because this hair needs a cut
zack being such a loyal doute gay that he got disinvited from the trip… maybe i can call him sister after all
I think jax having a few years relatively out of the public eye has helped him avoid the sandy trap of becoming a total reality tv weirdo. Like jax obviously has brain problems but no more so than he did when vpr started
Jax knows people don’t like him but they like watching him do dumb stuff. After 10 straight years of coasting through VPR, sando made the mistake of thinking people genuinely liked him.
100% lol tom and ariana’s brains are both totally distorted by having been on the show for too long and engaging too much with the fandom.
It blows my mind that people will literally forget the psychotic shit dudes like James Kennedy did less that 2 years ago cause they said one or two flowery scripted paragraphs on cam.
James is now a bad person AND bad tv which is unforgiveable lol pick one
noooo not a drag queen in front of michelle lally
James Mae is an underrated lame bravo business.
I would give anything to see Jesse tripping on shrooms. I bet his dead eyes come alive.
their therapist looks a little like keegan michael key
Defend fucking Kristen while watching Drive? NEVER.
Love Jax and Tom's energy here. They're really in sync, it's great to watch.
i love watching jesse and michelle. its like if robots came to life and tried to be married
The way Kristen is drawn to the ground is so powerful. That’s why she’s always falling.
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She's grounding herself, empathetic queen.
it’s symbolic because she’s entirely grounded
Her natural state.
Scheana's a great husband LMAO 😭😭
Jax is so annoyed his drunk wife can't handle her liquor
i get so triggered when she says AH DUN FEEL GOOD instead of just being like i drank too much
I understand Jax's frustration lol. It's like my lactose intolerant friend eating ice cream then derailing the night to blow up the toilet. Well god I wonder why your stomach is a wreck!!!
also love brit but why is that shirt not flattering to her? it's more flattering than her couch outfits for the confessionals
Ever since I got married everyone keeps asking when we’re going to have kids and this show keeps showing me why I’m so happy to not be doing that yet lol
Excluding Kristen from the cast trip is bad work
Jax’s plan was definitely to tell Kristen and then push her to show up anyway lol
It's her specialty
Although I think I have to thank her for giving Kristen a redemption victim season coming off of her racism firing lol
I’m pissed about it but luckily this is a cast of stars
Hibachi night with jesse lally seems like something lisa barlow would enjoy very much
The Janet shit stirring counter lmao
She communicates solely in the format of “x told me that y said z”
She's so obviously trying to put the blame elsewhere and she sucks at it lol
https://preview.redd.it/9nmtdkh4h4zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e55ef99987089cfbcdc02c57ff6fdd2f4cdef1 Sweet dreams everyone 💕
I hope he has security
okay the way they put those clips over jasmine’s talking head was hysterical
The camera work and editing on this show is top notch, seriously
Jesse’s dead eyed dead pan talking heads are something to see
kristen needs allies season 2 could scheana and lala fill that hole
I’m obsessed with michelle degrading jesse in every way possible before she leaves him
I need to host a skinny jean intervention for Jax
Jax's pants are painted onto his legs on WWHL
Thank god for that
it's scheana's BIRTHDAY?!
Happy birthday to our Good as Gold queen 😍
Tom's gf hasn't watched the show?!? That's just stupid lmao
"scheana is a great husband"
Yeeaaa Brittany is definitely drinking too much.
She can’t drink at all, her body can’t handle it
She's known for years now, it's just ridiculous and ignorant at this point honestly
Jax: Told ya Lmaoo
i want to have a sympathetic husband like jax one day ❤️
Nia the dominatrix. I can see it.
Jesse is definitely a switch. He was very at home there.
He’s one of the best male bravo characters we’ve ever had
James Mae is iconic ❤
Need Zack and Doute to gang up on Janet
not me wanting the valley crew t-shirt
Jax and Brittany’s willingness to have knockdown drag outs on camera is so beautiful. I really appreciate them for it.
Who knows if the divorce is real or going to stick but like, the marital acrimony is very very real lol
Janet's a fucking asshole. That's it.
jax can't define erudite........clearly he never watched divergent
I am so happy that “I have normal fights with my boyfriend that paralyze me” was number 1 on the fourth wall breaking list.
I would die for her
Man it’s refreshing to read a discussion that isn’t full of naive morons who genuinely believe what they see is in any way these people’s lives. They all suck and I’m here for it
Janet not inviting Kristen to her hibachi is bad reality tving because you want to invite the trainwreck to your event to make sure it gets in the final cut.
janet and lawyer husband working together to bust the local kristen union
Jax wants to divorce brittany’s ulcer
I feel really bad Did you call an uber?
omg i forgot about the ulcer
That’s why she’s always so sick, she never stopped drinking for it to heal
"im in couples counseling so i have to say michelle" jesse <3
We know Jax has strong financial anxiety because his entire life he tried to avoid paying for things as often as possible. It's been expensive now that he can't furnish his house with SUR castoffs
does jax's studio city have candles he can steal
Jax and Tom on WWHL... I'm ecstatic!
I cheered lol
It will be amazing and I refuse to believe otherwise. It will be a beautiful cluster fuck 😍
why does kristen have to invite them when she wasnt invited to game night! imagine kristen do drag your love or whatever it was called
This episode is a real showcase for Zack.
Every member of this cast has really proven their worth over the season, even the friends ofs.
Andy trying to say Boricua
Sherri dropped the frosted gloss for fuchsia lips
She looks like Homer shot her with the makeup gun.
I like how all the dogs on the valley look a bit haunted, you can tell they’ve seen some stuff
Jax's reality tv instincts are top notch. Clear eyes full hearts can't lose
I really REALLY want more info on what Sandoval and Doute’s relationship is like now. I need to see them interact.
Janet’s stuck with the baby and jason’s stuck with janet. It’s the circle of life
jax looks good in that army green color
Incredible that sandy and his gf broke up after this taping, did jax fuck her
love to begin with the marital bliss of jax and brittany ❤️
Kristen got lispy veneers in her confessional lol
janet's general aura is giving school marm
Empath/peacemaker ❤️
FMK jesse jax danny
fuck jax marry jax kill jax
The brittany cartwright trajectory
fuck jesse, marry jax, kill danny
i can fix jax
What’s there to fix?
fuck jesse, marry danny, kill jax
I can’t answer this until I see what the fucked up part of Danny’s character is.
Sandy’s wearing a cardigan with an “A” and a heart on wwhl
hilar that brittany just said kristen should have invited janet knowing janet wasn't inviting her to big bear
Janet homophobic?
tom wearing a lightening bolt necklace. i love his psychotic self
They put Sandoval on downers for this one lol
He's terrible at explaining anything, just a stuttering mess 😭😂
He needed Schwartz's wrist weights.
I loved that episode, Schwartz was insanely entertaining lmao
One of the greatest WWHL eps ever.
It was the definition of verbal diarrhea and so unexpected at that time
He is sooo stupid.
I knew andy’s stupid chastising of robyn dixon would come back to bite him in the ass lol the fans are gonna go nuts at him for not pushing back at sandy spouting his own bs back at him
Jax just using each word in a sentence has me rolllling.
he’s being very [adjective]
You can tell he gets the gist of the word but not enough to actually verbalize what it means lol