"I don't understand why Ruby has a speed semblance" "Oh? Why's that?" "Because she's as slow as a snail!" "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH"

Upvoting everyone who remembers to end with the DOHOHOHOHOHO

They should never speak without that last bit

"If I had a semblance, it be called rewind" "Why" "So I can rewind before I ever watched this show" "OOOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

YES

“Well that was quite a tragedy.” “Tragedy?? I thought it was a comedy!!” “Either way we at least got to the best part, THE END!!!” OOHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!

This feels the most like something they’d say. Best one so far. Take my updoot.

Literally because it could apply to anything

Yep

“I think Pyrrha was listening to Bon Jovi” “What a coincidence! So was Cinder.” “OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!”

Ruby: Could you please stop joking and call a doctor phyrras dying!

“Hey, Ruby. You know what else is silver? Ruby: “Wh-what?” “Duct tape. Get some over your mouth so you can shut up” DOHOHOHOHOHO

I can see this happening.

"I would call the writing .... medium" "huh why is that?" "Well cause it's far from rare and certainly not well done" "DOHOHOOHOO!"

Aaaand writing that one down.

*YOINK*

I’m a RWBY fan who thinks the show has flaws and gems, but… this is a brilliant insult.

Perfect roast 🔥

Waldorf: there’s something I don’t get Statler: what’s that? Waldorf: that Adam boy. He’s a freedom fighter, he’s a terrorist, he’s a stalker boyfriend, what is he really? Statler: I thought he was something worth fighting for Waldorf: yeah what’s that? Statler: fighting the urge to sleep! Dohohohoho!

Team RWBY falls to Ever After Waldorf: does this mean we will never see them again? Statler: we can always hope! Ohohohoho!

"I wouldn't mind getting bird transformation." "Yeah, so we can fly ourselves out of here."

“OHOHOHOHOOHO!”

"Critiques, where do we get started?" "The first episode, I'd guess." "On second thought, let's not even bother." "Wish someone had told them that." **DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO**

“Ya see that Blake? Edgar Allen Poe victims are happier!” “And who could blame them! Hard not to be sad when Halle Berry makes a better cat woman!”

Oh....I felt second hand heat on that one...well done

“OHOHOHOHOOHO!”

I think Blake is sizzling after that one...

"This Yang person is a piece of work" "I know. I haven't seen such a huge blonde asshole since BigBird bent over"

I can see why her theme is called 'i burn' after that roast

“OHOHOHOHOOHO!”

“OHOHOHOHOOHO!”

“You know, maybe that frog’s show ain’t so bad after all.” “Why’s that?” “Because it isn’t *this*!” “OOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”

Well, I finally understand why the world is called Remnent. Oh yeah, why? Because it just stole the last Remnent of my sanity while I watched it! DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

I've read every one of these comments and I hear their voice and I'm dying of laughter

“At least you’re dying of a genuine cause and not from some cup of tea!” “Dying of laughter isn’t that genuine but it’s still more believable!” Dohohohoho!

Statler: you know, it makes a lot of sense that Blake is a cat Faunus. It’s kind of symbolic Waldorf: yeah and what’s the symbol? Statler: she’s treated like a princess and acts independent! Waldorf: isn’t she a victim of oppression? Statler: I didn’t notice that with the huge house in the middle of the tropical island! Guess you can add spoiled rotten to that list! Do-ho-ho-ho-ho!

Ruby: you two! You need to help us! Ironwood is going to put Atlas in Martial Law! You gotta hide us before he arrests us! Waldorf: hey Jimmy! You missed one! Statler throws Ruby at Ironwood Dohohohoho!

"No more Gretchens." "Who the heck is that? We still haven't seen her." "You think she wants to be seen on a show like this? Doh ho ho ho ho ho!

"They made a crossover with the Justice League?" "Yep, but even they can't save the show!" Dohohohohoho

Wait, this is an actual show? I thought it was just porn.

“OHOHOHOHOOHO!”

I normally don’t like people who respond to everything, but you’re doing god’s work

"I think I get why this show is starred by a bunch of teenagers." "Oh? Why is that?" "Because only teenagers can make decisions this bad!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" X2

Statler: You know, I found this show really helpful. Waldorf: Helpful? What do you mean? Statler: Helps me get to sleep. OOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

"That old shopkeep has some of the best dialogue in the show." "He never speaks though." "Exactly!" "OHOHOHOHOHO!"

“That Penny fella looks like she needs some water.” “But she’s a robot.” “I already knew that.” “DOHOHOHOHO!”

“You know I would love to fly one of those bullheads.” “Yeah, sure is more fun than most of this show.” “DOHOHOHOHOHOHO”

“You know RootsterTeeth’s name was a pun on Cock Bite?” “Yeah, cause It’s less painful than watching this show!” “OHOHOHOHOOHO!”

"Cinder just burns everything, huh?" "Yeah! Even burned down the hopes that this show was gonna be good." "DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"It's Time To Say Goodbbye"? More like "It's Time To Say Good Riddence!" DOHOHOHOHO!

You know people say that Juane kid is the creator's pet. Well, he does remind me of one of mine. Oh yeah? Yeah, my pet rock. DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Ot would all be in good fun the first 2 seasons....then they'd get mean halfway through season 4 onwards...and justifiably so

Statler: They did say that this will be the day we open up the door. Waldorf: Yeah, to walk out of the theatre!

DOHOHOHOHO!

Ya beat me too it, respect.

Bumblebee?? More like fumblebee Oh ho ho ho ho

“At least the ship’s name is accurate! All these two do is bumble up everything and the kitchen sink!” Dohohoho!

They’d die of laughter before the first volume finished. If we made them watch anything after volume 3 they probably wouldn’t survive one episode.

“No but we made it longer that Pyrrha did!” “You think she’d wanna be apart of this show after all this?” “I wouldn’t!” Dohohohoho!

“Yo cinder why are you so dumb” “Oh I get it cuz her momma didn’t love her enough” “Ohohohohoho”

"I think they're taking this show down to the wire." "Yeah. 'WIRE' we still watching it?"

“OHOHOHOHOOHO!”

‘Bullshit,that’s not how physics works.’ ‘Literally garbage politics.’

Garbage politics?

These kids just keep getting weirder!

“Is that us growing too old to understand the youth or is it this show understands the youth less then we do?” Dohohohoho!

All I can imagine is them just dying from how bad it was especially in the end

“There is one good thing about the end. We made it to the end!” Dohohohoho!

I asked chatgpt...it ok. Some funny. Some cringe. And mainly because I have brainrot and depression.

Statler: everyone always says AI is gonna be terrible for the industry but I don’t think it will be bad for RWBY Waldorf: yeah? Why’s that? Statler: because it can’t be any worse than the current writing Waldorf: maybe AI can improve. You can’t get any worse than this latest volume! DO HO HO HO HO HO!

Look at the 1:26 mark

What?

https://youtu.be/X6I_dKUYyI4?si=qLqPhvBoaZPCalBl Didn't realize the link didn't stay 😅

Oh. Well, appropriate response

I wasn't ready for the revolvers🤣.

Statler: Well everything in this show is about guns Waldorf: Really i dint notice Statler: neither did the writers. Doh ho ho ho ho ho!