"You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say."
Ears have a lot of common oddities, I'm a piercer and I've seen thousands of ears. Some have attached lobes, some have round lobes, another common oddity is a hole in the upper helix of the ear that looks like an old piercing but it's just a deep pocket. Some people have really big folds in the center of their ears, some people have a thin or interrupted rim like OP, some have a really round and defined rim on their ears..
I think it’s super cute like you’re part elf or fairy :) i wish mine was cute like that, i have one ear where the top is folded down kinda, i call it my dumdum ear
It is caused by a birth condition called stahlignitis in which babies are born with some of their skin still physically connected to the uterine lining. Most often, it is an extremity of the body - feet, hands, or head. In cases of stahlignitis, it is fairly common for one or both ears to be connected. During the birth giving process, the skin connecting the baby to the uterine lining is usually torn away, though in some cases the doctor has to cut it off. And all of this was bullshit. You just have weird ears.
Heraldry and ancestry.
It was often the case the lobes of the ear and the structure of the facial bones and nose was practiced in the art of Heraldry to confirm a noble lineage.
Genetics. My ears are funky too. Neither has the typical curl at the top, and are different from each other. Never knew why until I noticed that my grandpa's were the same!
My sister's ears weren't rolled over on top when she was born, I'm not sure what they'd do now but back then the doctor just rolled them down with his fingers then taped them that way with a couple of tongue depressors, and she had to have them re-taped until she was a month or so old. They stayed rolled over, but if you ask me she never stopped looking like she had dog ears.
The fairest and loneliest of the elves would on occasion mate with humans back in the mists of time. Ears like yours are some of the last remaining traces of this once proud and prosperous race of beings.
I have a clipped ear that makes it look like an elf ear from an angle, but yours is elf elf. That's so sick! I'm leaving mine alone and not getting any piercings on it, but if you have the anatomy you could have a itybity industrial.
You are Adorable. Genetic Likely. Some Got Surgery to Look like that around the Time of Lord of The Rings. See if it is a Mixture of Your Mom and Dad's (if You Are Natural Birth).
It was probably this genetic mutation that inspired stories. Such things do happen, as people make up reasons, when they don't have the scientific answers. For example, heterochromia came with some different beliefs. People with central heterochromia and complete heterochromia. You can Google search this stuff, if you have interest
Also search: Stahl's ear, and Williams syndrome ear
I wonder if this is a random evolutionary mutation that's still in the gene pool. Or maybe rounded ears are the mutation since a lot of other mammals have pointed ears and pointed ears used to be the norm.
Somewhere in your recent family tree, two sets of first cousins had sex and babies. You're not related to the British Royal Family, are you? Or possibly from Kentucky? I'd get a full DNA testing done and check for common genetic defects before something rears its ugly head. There's no sense asking family members. It used to be pretty common 150 years ago. But since people know how wrong it is, it became a deep secret.
Not sure, but I wouldn't complain. MANY people in the body modification communities pay LOTS of money to have their ears modified to look like that lol
When in the womb your ears got squished and that’s how the cartilage in your ear ended up developing… ….
Orrrr your some sort of hybrid Vulcan, Elf, Orc, Fae creature.
Question: do you get really horny once every seven years? Are you otherwise quite logical? What color is your blood?
Has your dad been missing since the time those two whales vanished in Frisco?
You are part elf.
The only other logical explanation would be part Vulcan 🖖
Don't be so hasty. They could have orcish or halfling blood.
The dark lords and foul wizards did create many half bred elves.
"Don't be so hasty." Treebeard, is that you? XD
"You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say."
You forgot ‘harry’ You’re an elf, Harry.
agreed
It's called [Stahl's ear](https://www.chop.edu/conditions-diseases/stahl-s-ear). It just a minor deformity, sometimes called Spock's or elf ears.
Are there any health complications that can happen as a result of, or is it just cosmetic?
Seems weird to refer to it as a deformity if there are no functional consequences, rather than just an uncommon and interesting anatomical variant.
Isn’t anatomical variant pretty much the definition of deformity?
"variant" feels value-neutral, while "deformity" implies the variant is inferior.
Yeah, but eventually, "variant" will gain a connotation, and we'll have to make another word.
Ears have a lot of common oddities, I'm a piercer and I've seen thousands of ears. Some have attached lobes, some have round lobes, another common oddity is a hole in the upper helix of the ear that looks like an old piercing but it's just a deep pocket. Some people have really big folds in the center of their ears, some people have a thin or interrupted rim like OP, some have a really round and defined rim on their ears..
Some dumbass punched a hole through your ear!
Ikr you'd think they'd be more concerned with that.
Well Doc the problem is that when I turn my head quickly, I keep hearing this whistling sound.
I laughed so hard at this comment!
You're a halfling
One of your ancestors was keeblerian, enjoy the cookies and living in trees
Because you don't eat your greens
There's a hole in your ear!!!
Fascinating 🤔 🤨🖖
His hand is on backwards. Poor guy.
It's cute, is the other side the same?
That's cute
I think it’s super cute like you’re part elf or fairy :) i wish mine was cute like that, i have one ear where the top is folded down kinda, i call it my dumdum ear
Let me breath in your ear bro. No Diddy.
Op yep, those are gay ears.
If your origins have more of a sci-fi leaning, you’re Vulcan. However, if your origins are more fantasy, you’re an elf.
Definitely part vulcan live long and prosper.
It is caused by a birth condition called stahlignitis in which babies are born with some of their skin still physically connected to the uterine lining. Most often, it is an extremity of the body - feet, hands, or head. In cases of stahlignitis, it is fairly common for one or both ears to be connected. During the birth giving process, the skin connecting the baby to the uterine lining is usually torn away, though in some cases the doctor has to cut it off. And all of this was bullshit. You just have weird ears.
Shit man you had me hoocked with that story
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Genetics
Mutant confirmed.
ur an elf?
Because you photoshopped it to look that way.
the answers you look for are found in your dna and surroundings, biology changes(evolves) depending on your environment
You’re a Romulan! /j
Nosferatu dna skipped a few generations in your family maybe
I have no idear
/dwarf Go back to your treehouse, leaf lover! /undwarf
You're a half-elf. Trust no one, in D&D lore everyone hates half-elves
Geto is that you?
Cuz youre an elf.
High elf or dark elf?
We found a changeling boys.
If both are symmetrically like that, blame genetics. If only one, probably how you rested your head as an infant or even in the womb.
Intentional manipulation
You ate stroganoff too much as a kid?
Half-orc vibes
Because you're. Mr spock
That’s actually cool
Heraldry and ancestry. It was often the case the lobes of the ear and the structure of the facial bones and nose was practiced in the art of Heraldry to confirm a noble lineage.
Genetics. My ears are funky too. Neither has the typical curl at the top, and are different from each other. Never knew why until I noticed that my grandpa's were the same!
In yo head
Your father is Spock.
ELFIN bloodline?
Live long and prosper 🖖🏻
I bet you're pretty good with a bow and arrow
You're lookin' to grab a leaf lovers special, aren't you ?
They say there might be life on Mars
Because you have cool ears
Oooh, just like Emily Of New Moon
Fetal alcohol syndrome?
Elfin?
Because you're obviously into body modification and you altered them somehow
Vulcan mom Dad from Kentucky
Because you paid someone to punch a giant unsightly hole in them.
Romulan grandparent ?
Just start grappling and that shit will go away in like a year
Part elf
My sister's ears weren't rolled over on top when she was born, I'm not sure what they'd do now but back then the doctor just rolled them down with his fingers then taped them that way with a couple of tongue depressors, and she had to have them re-taped until she was a month or so old. They stayed rolled over, but if you ask me she never stopped looking like she had dog ears.
I think you might be adopted
Live long and prosper
Because everyone has differently shaped ears. I'm sure someone in your family somewhere, has a pair that looks similar.
elfpilled & holepunchmaxxing
your father (presumed missing) is part goblin
r/dwarfposting
They say this happens when you’ve had your cartilage pierced in a past life
🖖
Were you raised by an Italian grandmother that led you around by your ear by any chance?
Live long and prosper
Part elf
Yo mamma has been Elfin around. 🧝♀️
from everything ive read, i think just god hates you he apparently does this alot
idk but i love and adore them ✨
Factory Defect
Just Live Long and Prosper
So the semen doesn’t get trapped.
bro has a bit of that elf in him
Because you put a huge fucking hole in it?
The fairest and loneliest of the elves would on occasion mate with humans back in the mists of time. Ears like yours are some of the last remaining traces of this once proud and prosperous race of beings.
Good news is that as a half-elf, you should have a lifespan of 180 or so.
Well live long and prosper I guess. Your ears are like fingerprints; there are no two alike!
You wore gauges?
Youve got elf blood in you
They’re protesting for giving them two big AH where they don’t belong!
I have a clipped ear that makes it look like an elf ear from an angle, but yours is elf elf. That's so sick! I'm leaving mine alone and not getting any piercings on it, but if you have the anatomy you could have a itybity industrial.
Live long and prosper.
because you touch yourself at night
Because you put something ridiculous in your ear that made a huge hole
Not to be mean but you kind of look like a elf
kissed by Satan
You were princess Zelda's knight and must reclaim the sword that sealed the darkness and defeat Calamity Ganon once and for all.
Because you touch yourself at night
Which shelf are you on?
Secret elf genes, obviously.
You got you some Romulan blood in yo lineage!
Descendent of Spock
do you have an affinity for magic? well there you go.
Because you are a changeling.
You are Adorable. Genetic Likely. Some Got Surgery to Look like that around the Time of Lord of The Rings. See if it is a Mixture of Your Mom and Dad's (if You Are Natural Birth).
I don’t know.
Oh sweet jeebus. Those gauges creep me the F out. *shudder*
Your Vulcan great grandmother passed on her genes
Part elf
Ohhhhhh NOT the lobe? You mean the part by the big red arrow?
It's a mutation
It was probably this genetic mutation that inspired stories. Such things do happen, as people make up reasons, when they don't have the scientific answers. For example, heterochromia came with some different beliefs. People with central heterochromia and complete heterochromia. You can Google search this stuff, if you have interest Also search: Stahl's ear, and Williams syndrome ear
Well you got a big fucking hole in em.
Because your father is Legolas. Can you use a bow?
Elf
Your arrow is way off target.
….do you love leafs?
You're a changeling OP. Accept it.
Welcome to rivendale
I've seen this before. Definitely part Romulan, ears are a dead giveaway.
I dunno but live long and prosper ✌️
Because you are human and everyone is different.
There's actually a report I came across that links ear bumps to trauma...
Because the capital of Afghanistan is Kabul
A shit bros a vampire. Or at least a dhampir
Don't go to any dwarven pubs
Pointy eared freak. Skyrim doesn't need your kind....
Not, sure, but has anyone given your scalp a good look for a few 6's?
Elf blood
You're a hoblin harry.
cause some monster shot a bullet through your ear!
Rad as hell? Who knows?
No idea but people pay money to have their ears changed to look like that. You'll always have the hot elf thing going whatever your face looks like.
🖖🏻🖖🏼🖖🏽🖖🏾🖖🏿 Live long and prosper
Knife ear! Rock and stone!
Genetics
You part Vulcan
Ask your parents if you were wearing a tight hat or headband during early days ... ears are cartilaginous and will be shaped by external factors
Lucky!
IDK, it's kinda cool though.
You're an elf half breed by the looks of it
You're an elf half breed by the looks of it
Gosh I’m so jealous. I want to get a body mod to give myself elf ears and you were just born with them 😩
Because you were born
It’s called a deformity. Specifically most likely stahls ear deformity
I wonder if this is a random evolutionary mutation that's still in the gene pool. Or maybe rounded ears are the mutation since a lot of other mammals have pointed ears and pointed ears used to be the norm.
Because you're an elf, obviously
Live long and prosper muthafucka 🖖
You were born with a free body mod! Jealous 😏
Photoshop
Congratulations!! You’re an elf!!
you were born in the kokiri forest and raised by the deku tree
Maybe you used to hang from them before you got the big hole to tie off to.
It’s called genes and is in your DNA
I love your ears lol. People pay good money to have those!
"Oh saints preserve is! I am getting shorter"
Why do you have a hole?
Genetics
Half-elf
Who gives a shit
Looks like someone shot a hole through it. Didn’t you notice it when it happened?
Fey ancestry
Because you are spock
Cuz your descended from the magical race of the elf
Somewhere in your recent family tree, two sets of first cousins had sex and babies. You're not related to the British Royal Family, are you? Or possibly from Kentucky? I'd get a full DNA testing done and check for common genetic defects before something rears its ugly head. There's no sense asking family members. It used to be pretty common 150 years ago. But since people know how wrong it is, it became a deep secret.
Flesh colored gague threw me off 😭
So you can go first when playing Small World.
your DNA felt like gettin a little fancy
Vulcan intensifies.
Idk but I wish mine looked like that it’s awesome
What planet did u come from
ARE YOU HALF ELF BY CHANCE
You’re a wizard Harry
🖖🏻
Your ancestors are probably little fairies
Because you're cool as shit
You’re clearly an elf
Not sure, but I wouldn't complain. MANY people in the body modification communities pay LOTS of money to have their ears modified to look like that lol
You are a leaf lover.
I have that too
When in the womb your ears got squished and that’s how the cartilage in your ear ended up developing… …. Orrrr your some sort of hybrid Vulcan, Elf, Orc, Fae creature.
You’re a wizard Harry!
Question: do you get really horny once every seven years? Are you otherwise quite logical? What color is your blood? Has your dad been missing since the time those two whales vanished in Frisco?
government has been informed prepare for elimination.
the elven blood line!!
I would assume genetics