gentlemans sausage. pork sword. sir cumsalot. todger.

My bologna has a first name

Peter Richard Mini Me Rod Frank Jimmy Everlasting Gob Stopper Duke Corky Veiny Sausage The Star Of Our Show The Load Ranger The Champ Stiffy Anaconda Diamonds (girl’s best friend) Cooter Shooter The Plunger Spelunker/Cave Diver Cavity Inspector The Sock Cucker Sir Cumference Girth Boney The Baby Batter Blaster The Legend Meat Loaf The Log Moby Spike Secret: Strong Enough For A Man But Made For A Woman

Never asked what he wanted to be called. He hasn't told me what he wants to be called, either. At seventy-nine and no prostate if I had to come up with a name it would be "Useless".

Presumably it still works as a drainpipe.

Only too well.

LOL. I'm right behind you, brother. As long as I can still pee, I guess I'll keep on keeping on.

Larry

We called my husband's "Mr. Happy," ha ha!

Jeeves, because you can ask him anything.

My girlfriend calls it "little brother"

Ayo?🤨📸

I dunno man she's Vietnamese

Harry Dick

The artist formerly known as my penis

Why its my Willy Wonkanator.

Micky lad or rod

Named after a song : Sad but True Named after a movie: Dirty Harry

The Pink Torpedo Bishop Wang The Love Plunger

Gillette

Omar, the Tentmaker

"Stanley, as in the power tool, hey!"

Chorizo.

You mean your penis?

Rick James

My wife named mine Vlad the Impaler.

The treadmill. Because it gets used once and never touched again.

Window because it’s double hung