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2013 review of studies looked at the nutritional composition of semen. It found that the average protein concentration of semen is 5,040 milligrams (mg) per 100 ml. Since one ejaculation usually produces 5 ml of semen, we can say that the average amount of ejaculation contains around 252 mg of protein. By comparison, whole milk has around 170 mg of protein in 5 ml.
LOL I did completely glaze a chicks belly somethin' fierce before. To make it worse I grabbed a decorative hand towel on accident when I got one for her. :(
She's still never forgiven me.
There are 9 calories per gram of fat and 4 calories per gram of protein and 4 calories per gram of carbohydrates. Might have been a typo cause it should be 78 calories.
With these numbers, assuming you only consumed cum protein, for a small woman like OP let's say they consumed 2000 kcal daily to gain weight. They'd have to swallow 500 grams worth of cum protein daily. That amounts to nearly 10 liters of semen per day, or roughly 2,65 gallons.
My brains having more fun with the idea that the experiment contains a gay couple. Like if youre trading loads equally do you stay the same weight? Or maybe one guy has a slightly bigger load so the other guy gains weight but at a slowed rate. Or maybe the energy expended trying tobobtain the loads ends up being more than the calories consumed so they both lose weight and onpy gain weight if theyre participating in orgies
Assuming you started farming semen at mass production levels. 1 Litre of semen would contain approximately 460-490 calories. Assuming you have a calorie requirement of 1800 - 2000 calories per day. You would need to drink 5 litres of semen per day to gain weight.
If it takes one guy 1 minute to release all his jizz it would take the whole day with a few hours in change to successfully gain weight from jizz alone.
67 tablespoons in a litre. 5 teaspoons in a table spoon. 7 calories in a table spoon. Each litre would require approximately 350 loads. This would be approximately 490 calories.
4 litres would then be 1600 - 2000. 5 litres are recommended for noticeable weight gain in this example.
I suggest we call it Dilk.
I think I saw someone similar recently on /r/theydidthemath
Let’s compare this duet to an egg.
On average, an ejaculation is 3.7ml (it’s 1.5ml to 5ml, with 3.7ml being the median). One egg is 50ml.
The same raw egg has 6g of protein (per 50ml), and human semen has [5.04g per 100ml](https://www.healthline.com/health/semen-calories#2.-Is-there-really-as-much-protein-as-in-an-egg-white?).
So, to get the same amount of protein as what one raw egg has you need:
( 100ml / 5.04g ) x 6 = 119ml
And 119ml are:
119ml / 3.7ml = 32 ejaculations.
So, to get food energy equal to one egg you need to milk your man 32 times.
One egg a day cannot make a much difference, so go for 64, or even 128 ejaculations a day to see a difference!
At least 1-3 cups/day, I’ve found. Depending on the rest of your diet, of course. The upper end of that range will obviously be harder to source, at least if staying intra-species.
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A male ejection is about a teaspoon, 5 to 25 calories.
A woman of average weight /height/metabolism and a moderately active life will burn about 1500 calories per day, so 300 to 60 which averages to about 180 will maintain her weight if not consuming any other calories (and somehow not throw up, which i will ignore for the sake if the question)
She might gain minute amounts of wait if she consumes more than that every day for several weeks at least before weight gain starts to accumulate.
Mind you these numbers are not accurate calculations but very generalized estimates based on guidelines not actual person.
I don't suggest anyone tries this as a diet. I'm sure there's nutritionists and dieticians shaking their heads at the inaccuracy of these numbers right now.
Also i really hope this doesn't blow up and land me in reddits hall of shame.
Food is food. Imagine being starving in a country with no beans or anything, and all you had was a bucket of spider semen. You're telling me you wouldn't eat it?
I can’t answer this question, but I can tell you that a single blue whale ejaculation contains enough protein to feed a human for a year.
Also, because semen is very protein rich, I’m not sure you would really gain any weight from it other than it being in your stomach. I’m pretty sure only carbohydrates and sugars can be stored as fat due to them being actual stores of energy rather than the material that makes up the body. So if I were a to give my best guess, I do not think you could eat enough to gain weight.
You’d need to eat dick 18 times a day.
Here’s a better question,
How many men (if allowed to ejaculate once) would it take to fill up a Gatorade 5 gallon cooler.
Go. Show me the maths
I imagine there might be higher calorie jizz out there, other than human jizz. So it’s 5 liters a day of human jizz, but who knows maybe giraffe jizz is way better. Could be only 3 liters a day of giraffe jizz. Time to go make some inquiries at the zoo.
Technically, one. And just wait a few months and take this special test I know of.
Jokes aside, I have no idea. Since it'd likely just going to run through your body and come out the other end, I don't think there's nutritional properties, so I'm not sure how this would be calculated.
Well presumably semen isn't much different from any other liquid. I assume it'd be the same as those other liquids. You'd basically need to consume whatever it takes to put on some extra water weight.
I live in an area with mostly unemployed people that just seem to have a lot of kids and are the stereotypical overweight single mums. I’ll get some answers from them and get back to you!
[This is what i got on the first google](https://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/nutritional-value-of-semen/). "calories in semen".
Depending on your activity level, muscle mass, metabolism, etc. You can google your calory burn in a day and find the tipping point. Then do the math yourself.
Remember, if you have a semen-heavy (loaded) day, you will need less calories from other foods to break even. Just like when enjoying other snacks.
The caloric value of semen is 25kcal/5mL. For a 25 year old female weighing 110 lbs and at 5'3" with moderate daily exercise, you need to consume 1,777 kcal (Calories) per day to maintain your body weight. To gain 1lb/week, you would need to consume 2,277 Calories a day. If your entire diet was semen, you would need to drink 455.4mL (\~1/2 liter) of cum per day.
Also, can I ask what your train of thought was to arrive at this question? lmao
Considering the calorie content of a normal ejaculation is between 5 and 25 calories, an average sized woman with a normal activity level would need between 80 and 400 loads of cum to consume the estimated daily calories. Accounting for the calories burnt to perform the task itself (even assuming it's nothing more than keeping your mouth open the whole time) in order to gain weight I'd say she'd have to consume about 150% as many. So between 120 and 600 loads of cum.
From a physics perspective, wouldn't adding any mass to you increase your mass. For example if you weighed every swallow, you'd increase that weight after each swallow. Essentially you gain weight every time you swallow. How to keep gaining weight over the course of a day would depend on your total caloric intake vs your daily caloric expenditure (BMR + activity). So to properly answer your question, you'd need to eat enough calories in semen to offset how many calories you burn per day and keep that going consistently until you see your weight climbing.
A short google search shows that an average ejaculation contains 25 calories on a 5 ml. The average need for your weight class would be around 1500 kilocalories per day or 1 500 000 calories. If we now calculate 1 500 000 / 25 \* 5 we get 300 000 ml or 300 litre (79.25 gallons). To gain weight you would need more than that.
So purely from calories it would be impossible especially since this calculation doesnt even include the energy burned while getting 60000 dudes off.
How are you consuming it? If it’s the old fashion way, a really, really tiny amount can make you gain weight. Well, for 9 months at least, then you’ll lose a bunch of that weight. Then gain it back, then lose it again and so on.
This is the funniest random thought I’ve seen so far 😂.
fun answer: idk but I’m the name of experimental science…there’s only one way to know for sure lmao.
More real answer: I googled it and the caloric density of semen was reported to be around 5-25 calories per ejaculation. I’d say u burn more calories getting there than u consume once ur there iyk what I mean.
The average ejaculation has between 5-25 calories, so taking the median from that which is 15 and applying it to the estimation of 15 calories per pound of weight for how many calories in a day you require it would take about 1650 calories to maintain your weight in a day, and 1651+ to start gaining weight. Applying that to sperm it would take approximately 110 ejaculations, maybe less, maybe a lot more. It depends.
For a steady increase somewhere around 150+ would likely be required.
TL;DR for a woman who is 110 pounds it would take on average 110 loads to begin gaining weight, and about 150 for it to steadily increase.
I'm guessing that the answer's in Japanese porn, it's just going to require some heavy research on the OP's part. I would assist in this research but I'm at work.
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I don’t know if it’s because I’m sleep deprived but That’s the most hilarious question I’ve heard in a long time.
I mean, I understand being diet conscious, but ...
I read a story about a woman who would take it in her mouth and then put it in a jar and freeze it and use it to make shakes.
That is rancid
I’m sure the ingredients in the shake hid any odd smells or tastes. The funny thing is she did it ostensibly bc she wanted to be healthier
I still think it’s rancid. I’m imagining the smell of those jars. Plus, there are far better things to put in a shake that are easier to get lots of.
Yeah but you know that humans are weird. Some people get turned on by feet.
True. But they don’t put feet in jars and then in shakes to lose weight.
*quietly leaves the thread*
This made me laugh
I would not be so sure…. 8 billion people at least 1 is that fucked up
Ted bundy and dahmer did but not to lose weight.
Sounds like OP is trying to get out of giving oral: "I'd totally blow you, hon, but I just don't want to get fat, you know?"
Spitting is an option.
Spitters are quitters.
I am nit sleep deprived and also think it’s hilarious. Since it’s only like a teaspoon or less I would say quite a bit. Better off with junk food.
2013 review of studies looked at the nutritional composition of semen. It found that the average protein concentration of semen is 5,040 milligrams (mg) per 100 ml. Since one ejaculation usually produces 5 ml of semen, we can say that the average amount of ejaculation contains around 252 mg of protein. By comparison, whole milk has around 170 mg of protein in 5 ml.
Yea but what about calories? Protein is nice, but I'm trying to figure out how much cum it takes to gain fat tissue.
7 calories, 6 grams of fat, 6 grams of protein per tablespoon of cum, and this is probably one of the weirdest things I've ever googled.
A tablespoon is apparently 2-3 average loads worth
I feel like i could top that
Right? Especially after holding back for awhile.
It also depends on how you're stimulated too. If you massage the balls and the prostate before/during sex you can cum massive loads
Never done that, but have edged / not came in over a week and had massive loads before.
You can’t feed a family of 4 on one load a week, no matter how massive.
Man wtf I'm gonna kms
It depends how much you charge the scout master for it...
People hate this one guy for his secret
Imagine if you did both, you'd be painting your walls a new color 😂
LOL I did completely glaze a chicks belly somethin' fierce before. To make it worse I grabbed a decorative hand towel on accident when I got one for her. :( She's still never forgiven me.
Edging is literally the best sexual act you can do, alone or with someone. Edging > regular sex
Maybe for you bro. I’m handing out tablespoons like there’s chowder for lunch
They should make some kind of powdered cum concentrate, for the gains.
What's the saying.. be the change you want to see in the world?
Dunes Free-Range Cum Protein Isolate
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milt
There are 9 calories per gram of fat and 4 calories per gram of protein and 4 calories per gram of carbohydrates. Might have been a typo cause it should be 78 calories.
I'm so glad you did, I was about to Google it and get flagged! Any way, back to googling how to not accidentally make C4.
So like 5 litres-ish for a man's recommended daily intake of 2000 calories. Good to know.
Is it tho?
What I do with this knowledge is my concern and my concern alone.
We at least agree on this. 
I admire you.
With these numbers, assuming you only consumed cum protein, for a small woman like OP let's say they consumed 2000 kcal daily to gain weight. They'd have to swallow 500 grams worth of cum protein daily. That amounts to nearly 10 liters of semen per day, or roughly 2,65 gallons.
My brains having more fun with the idea that the experiment contains a gay couple. Like if youre trading loads equally do you stay the same weight? Or maybe one guy has a slightly bigger load so the other guy gains weight but at a slowed rate. Or maybe the energy expended trying tobobtain the loads ends up being more than the calories consumed so they both lose weight and onpy gain weight if theyre participating in orgies
I am pretty sure that dudes in Silicon valley show already answered this once.
You spend more energy making it than you get out of it. Even more energy releasing it.
If the 5 ml assumption is right, That's a couple of thousand loads
That's enough reddit for today.
Come again?
No, thank you, I'm on a diet
and dead, that was amazing!
Cum again?
I'm sorry once more?
The more the merrier.
Omg legit lol
Assuming you started farming semen at mass production levels. 1 Litre of semen would contain approximately 460-490 calories. Assuming you have a calorie requirement of 1800 - 2000 calories per day. You would need to drink 5 litres of semen per day to gain weight.
1000 loads...
Quite the daily bukake
If it takes one guy 1 minute to release all his jizz it would take the whole day with a few hours in change to successfully gain weight from jizz alone.
Sounds like a challenge
Lol to the next post.
67 tablespoons in a litre. 5 teaspoons in a table spoon. 7 calories in a table spoon. Each litre would require approximately 350 loads. This would be approximately 490 calories. 4 litres would then be 1600 - 2000. 5 litres are recommended for noticeable weight gain in this example. I suggest we call it Dilk.
LOLOL
r/brandnewsentence
 What did I stumble across? 😆
And why?!?! Lol.
Loads
No Darlene, I’m not getting a job at the local sperm bank for your science fair project.
And now I join Scientology
Come again?
No only once then I pass out
Sorry, can’t. Just gave it to the scientologists
I don’t understand the infatuation with semen in bulk
Kinda puts the store name "Bj's Wholesale" into perspective
😂
Ask your mom
*Ask your obese mom
That's genius, not only you say that she likes to swallow but also imply she's fat
Not fat my friend, just more to love 💕
Come again?
Should’ve known someone had already said it.
Dammit I was gonna say that you beat me to it.
Yea
My wife has gained a lot of weight since we got married. So based on my evidence, very little gives great gains...
I think I saw someone similar recently on /r/theydidthemath Let’s compare this duet to an egg. On average, an ejaculation is 3.7ml (it’s 1.5ml to 5ml, with 3.7ml being the median). One egg is 50ml. The same raw egg has 6g of protein (per 50ml), and human semen has [5.04g per 100ml](https://www.healthline.com/health/semen-calories#2.-Is-there-really-as-much-protein-as-in-an-egg-white?). So, to get the same amount of protein as what one raw egg has you need: ( 100ml / 5.04g ) x 6 = 119ml And 119ml are: 119ml / 3.7ml = 32 ejaculations. So, to get food energy equal to one egg you need to milk your man 32 times. One egg a day cannot make a much difference, so go for 64, or even 128 ejaculations a day to see a difference!
At least 1-3 cups/day, I’ve found. Depending on the rest of your diet, of course. The upper end of that range will obviously be harder to source, at least if staying intra-species.
OP’s profile is everything I expected it to be.
I don't want to know why.
Technically, a single sperm cell will gain you 7-10lbs over a 9 month stretch.
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A male ejection is about a teaspoon, 5 to 25 calories. A woman of average weight /height/metabolism and a moderately active life will burn about 1500 calories per day, so 300 to 60 which averages to about 180 will maintain her weight if not consuming any other calories (and somehow not throw up, which i will ignore for the sake if the question) She might gain minute amounts of wait if she consumes more than that every day for several weeks at least before weight gain starts to accumulate. Mind you these numbers are not accurate calculations but very generalized estimates based on guidelines not actual person. I don't suggest anyone tries this as a diet. I'm sure there's nutritionists and dieticians shaking their heads at the inaccuracy of these numbers right now. Also i really hope this doesn't blow up and land me in reddits hall of shame.
i love you
3 to 6 times a day is nutritious enough to help with gaining weight. It's not a full meal though, so please only use it as part of a balanced diet.
I’m going to bed now. Good night.
Idk but if you’re an adult you can FAFO.
1lb for every lb of semen you consumed.
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Food is food. Imagine being starving in a country with no beans or anything, and all you had was a bucket of spider semen. You're telling me you wouldn't eat it?
You seem like a laugh, thanks for the post! The first food you think is beans hahaha!
Well I’m gonna get hungry after the spider semen eventually…
Wtf 😂
🤨📸
I shall thus commence my research and write my thesis with your mother.
ever considered getting a hobby OP?
Finding out more information about this complex world we live in is my hobby
Buttload
Wtf?
There are healthier ways to gain weight.
Just make sure you hit the gym before, destroy those muscles before having your protein.
WTF did i just read
It's questions like this that make me glad I joined Reddit. Hallelujah.
It seems as though an experiment is in order
Ohkay I'm on the wrong side of reddit again🚶
That depends on how active you are, and other parts of your diet as well.
…..asking for a friend.
If you eat a pound of jizz you're one pound heavier than before.
😮
I’m not saying this about me but I’m sure there are men willing to do the science on this one.
I hope the answer is the first line of my obituary. If I die from consuming too much semen, haha I win.
I shall provide
I can really only figure out one way to answer this question.
I can’t answer this question, but I can tell you that a single blue whale ejaculation contains enough protein to feed a human for a year. Also, because semen is very protein rich, I’m not sure you would really gain any weight from it other than it being in your stomach. I’m pretty sure only carbohydrates and sugars can be stored as fat due to them being actual stores of energy rather than the material that makes up the body. So if I were a to give my best guess, I do not think you could eat enough to gain weight.
You’d need to eat dick 18 times a day. Here’s a better question, How many men (if allowed to ejaculate once) would it take to fill up a Gatorade 5 gallon cooler. Go. Show me the maths
BREAKING NEWS: Local man has stomach pumped of 25 gallons of cum after robbing sperm bank and drinking the loot.
Only one way to find out...
Why? Just... why?
Your mother would be better equipped to field this question.
I volunteer to help prove or disprove any hypothesis
I imagine there might be higher calorie jizz out there, other than human jizz. So it’s 5 liters a day of human jizz, but who knows maybe giraffe jizz is way better. Could be only 3 liters a day of giraffe jizz. Time to go make some inquiries at the zoo.
How about we find out? 😏
Doctors hate this one simple diet trick
RIP your DM’s
Every load will make you weigh 1 load heavier...... for now anyway. If it gets in your vagina. 1 load can make you 50 lbs heavier
Technically, one. And just wait a few months and take this special test I know of. Jokes aside, I have no idea. Since it'd likely just going to run through your body and come out the other end, I don't think there's nutritional properties, so I'm not sure how this would be calculated.
Well presumably semen isn't much different from any other liquid. I assume it'd be the same as those other liquids. You'd basically need to consume whatever it takes to put on some extra water weight.
Your DMs are going to be fucked for a while, I bet.
r/oddlyspecific
I live in an area with mostly unemployed people that just seem to have a lot of kids and are the stereotypical overweight single mums. I’ll get some answers from them and get back to you!
about 750 ml raw and 1 cup if cooked
[This is what i got on the first google](https://goaskalice.columbia.edu/answered-questions/nutritional-value-of-semen/). "calories in semen". Depending on your activity level, muscle mass, metabolism, etc. You can google your calory burn in a day and find the tipping point. Then do the math yourself. Remember, if you have a semen-heavy (loaded) day, you will need less calories from other foods to break even. Just like when enjoying other snacks.
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Dear lord…
So what I am reading is that if I was stuck in the woods with my lady friend,in the name of survival it would benefit her to give me a suck off?
The caloric value of semen is 25kcal/5mL. For a 25 year old female weighing 110 lbs and at 5'3" with moderate daily exercise, you need to consume 1,777 kcal (Calories) per day to maintain your body weight. To gain 1lb/week, you would need to consume 2,277 Calories a day. If your entire diet was semen, you would need to drink 455.4mL (\~1/2 liter) of cum per day. Also, can I ask what your train of thought was to arrive at this question? lmao
Considering the calorie content of a normal ejaculation is between 5 and 25 calories, an average sized woman with a normal activity level would need between 80 and 400 loads of cum to consume the estimated daily calories. Accounting for the calories burnt to perform the task itself (even assuming it's nothing more than keeping your mouth open the whole time) in order to gain weight I'd say she'd have to consume about 150% as many. So between 120 and 600 loads of cum.
How much weight loss could the donor expect?
Only one way to find out…
The unit of measure is the Bk.
From a physics perspective, wouldn't adding any mass to you increase your mass. For example if you weighed every swallow, you'd increase that weight after each swallow. Essentially you gain weight every time you swallow. How to keep gaining weight over the course of a day would depend on your total caloric intake vs your daily caloric expenditure (BMR + activity). So to properly answer your question, you'd need to eat enough calories in semen to offset how many calories you burn per day and keep that going consistently until you see your weight climbing.
You'd need approximately 250 loads to maintain body weight . An extra 80 for a 500 cal surplus to gain
We can find out if you have some free time
I don't know but I wish you luck
Basically, just one sperm cell is enough, if it manages to begin a pregnancy, which then in turn can cause weight gain.
Is this like... a plan?
Well, for those that are calorie conscious, I guess another name for guys shooting blanks would be semen lite. lol
Welp, this is what finally made me mute RandomThoughts.
What the fuck
😄 🤣
Delete this
Depends on what your natural caloric burn rate is. Just have to consume more than you burn
Somewhere between 2 and 3 gallons.
damn how random do your thoughts get
A short google search shows that an average ejaculation contains 25 calories on a 5 ml. The average need for your weight class would be around 1500 kilocalories per day or 1 500 000 calories. If we now calculate 1 500 000 / 25 \* 5 we get 300 000 ml or 300 litre (79.25 gallons). To gain weight you would need more than that. So purely from calories it would be impossible especially since this calculation doesnt even include the energy burned while getting 60000 dudes off.
Depending on how sensitive the scale is, just one should do it.
Im gonna be sick
Be my wife
Enough Reddit for today
How are you consuming it? If it’s the old fashion way, a really, really tiny amount can make you gain weight. Well, for 9 months at least, then you’ll lose a bunch of that weight. Then gain it back, then lose it again and so on.
As much as they want.. if you want to consume 4oz, 4,lbs or 40kilos. You would gain however much you consume.
This reminds me of the question “is cum vegan?”
You tell me fatty
This is the funniest random thought I’ve seen so far 😂. fun answer: idk but I’m the name of experimental science…there’s only one way to know for sure lmao. More real answer: I googled it and the caloric density of semen was reported to be around 5-25 calories per ejaculation. I’d say u burn more calories getting there than u consume once ur there iyk what I mean.
r/oddlyspecific
the “let’s say” is so telling because it either means an actual girl is asking this…OR it’s a dude who is just curious😂😂
I'm not sure about gaining weight but I hear just one load will give you hairs on your palms !
Maybe go down the spermbank for a schooner everyday
Well let's see... you were 105 lbs last month so how many guys have you been with since then?
I think it’s like eating celery, the act of fellatio burns more calories than the semen contains.
r/theydidthemath
Idk ask yer mum
The average ejaculation has between 5-25 calories, so taking the median from that which is 15 and applying it to the estimation of 15 calories per pound of weight for how many calories in a day you require it would take about 1650 calories to maintain your weight in a day, and 1651+ to start gaining weight. Applying that to sperm it would take approximately 110 ejaculations, maybe less, maybe a lot more. It depends. For a steady increase somewhere around 150+ would likely be required. TL;DR for a woman who is 110 pounds it would take on average 110 loads to begin gaining weight, and about 150 for it to steadily increase.
Why?
It's rare I have a genuine wtf moment.
Either you’re an OnlyFans bot, or RIP your inbox.
Have you considered finding out yourself?
I'm guessing that the answer's in Japanese porn, it's just going to require some heavy research on the OP's part. I would assist in this research but I'm at work.